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PittTheElder posted:From a couple pages back, but - assuming true - the fact that OPs coworkers are aware of this thread and are doubtlessly gossiping about it is legitimately the funniest part of the whole thing. I worked for his employer in the past and we know which of us are goons.
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May 6, 2017 07:42
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OSI bean dip posted:I worked for his employer in the past and we know which of us are goons. okay but seriously OP's real-life existence is not relevant to the comedy of this thread
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SoundMonkey posted:okay but seriously OP's real-life existence is not relevant to the comedy of this thread You are correct.
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May 6, 2017 07:46
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SoundMonkey posted:okay but seriously OP's real-life existence is not relevant to the comedy of this thread I dunno, him being a sales engineer did kind of complete the picture.
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May 6, 2017 07:54
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OSI bean dip posted:we know which of us are goons. Goondar?
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May 6, 2017 07:55
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Facebook Aunt posted:Goondar? i believe they call that 'smell'
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Facebook Aunt posted:Goondar?
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Dear SoundMonkey, Please tell the admins to rename DIY & Hobbies to this: 18 Character Limit posted:aut deco Thanks and God bless. Sincerely, Your friends in the PYF Funny Forum Quotes thread
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Allen Wren posted:
 But hang on, guys (and females, of course!) - I think you all missed the fact that OP had finally reached true enlightenment just before he stropped off: bEatmstrJ posted:There was no need to rip it apart
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May 6, 2017 08:56
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Please post more pictures of your 1940s house Freakbox 
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May 6, 2017 09:15
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learnincurve posted:Please post more pictures of your 1940s house Freakbox Sure, if you're interested. Mostly I just took some closeup shots of terrible wallpaper patterns and the (currently dirty) cabinetry my grandmother thought was "very parisian". Also, the adorable scalloped poo poo above my very brown sink. It's the middle of the drat night in Oklahoma, so I can't get any pretty outdoor shots. i have a huge vegetable garden obscuring most of the yard, anyway.  http://imgur.com/a/4w8PT Freakbox fucked around with this message at 09:28 on May 6, 2017 |
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May 6, 2017 09:25
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Oh hey, 150 posts, lets see if BeatmstrJ has eaten some crow and come back after being rightfully called out as a sexist prat.bEatmstrJ posted:You are the worst kind of female. Whelp. Also Freakbox your house owns and I am jealous. Fuckface the Hedgehog fucked around with this message at 09:36 on May 6, 2017 |
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May 6, 2017 09:30
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((rambly, but)) It's weird moving into a house you remember growing up around, but something about it is really...calming? I guess it feels safe, knowing that the are good memories here. My childhood home doesn't have a lot of happy memories, but this place is just where I remember being a kid. I even still have some folk art she made. I can't do needlepoint worth a drat.  She tried to teach me until the year she got sick and I'm just too clumsy. 
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I stayed in a hotel in Shenzhen years ago that had a pretty dope bathroom: I didn't use the tub but the slightly raised floor in the shower was p cool and it was angled subtly enough that no water got out of the shower/bath area also the ultra-long sink with the gentle incline was convenient for shaving but must be a nightmare for the staff to clean (also it's China so the highest-tier suite cost about as much as a Holiday Inn room here, and the only place in the whole hotel with a No Smoking sign were the elevators but people smoked in there anyway) e: also rainfall showerheads are amazing if you have the ability to put it in directly above you in the ceiling while also mounting a handheld head Snow Cone Capone fucked around with this message at 10:28 on May 6, 2017 |
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May 6, 2017 10:23
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Tiny Brontosaurus posted:Oh my god his rap sheet. Click immediately. Hahaha That's the reason for the bathroom remodel, he's introducing chaos, and mold, for cthulhu to nest
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May 6, 2017 11:16
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ewe2 posted:What are the rules of bathroom acquisition? The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > DIY & Hobbies > Complete bathroom overhaul - The Rules of Bathroom Acquisition
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May 6, 2017 11:22
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loving poo poo I went and missed out on OP quintupling down on being a dumbass yo friend, you made a stupid rear end mistake which prompted all this but holy crap you really cant handle the wrath of the internet, considering this was at best a 6 out of 10 on the goonpile scale I believed in you  but seriously what the gently caress is with your  thing? go make platonic friends with some ladies without ulterior motives you loving weirdo.
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sneakyfrog posted:I believed in you I truly believed he was turning around and was going to take the advice, finish the bathroom with professional help, no matter how lovely and mould ridden it was going to be, and then he goes and compromises his own threads joists by sawing through them with that weird poo poo.On the plus side I learnt about what works and what doesn't when it comes to bathroom amenities and got to see some very nice needlework / Freakbox's awesome house. 
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May 6, 2017 13:21
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More Freakbox pics, please! I love them, including the pictures of needlework. I'm learning to do threadpainting. I want to get this good:  Here's what I can do so far:  (not my images, just approximating my level of skill/practice)
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May 6, 2017 14:05
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Oh ho the Alamo defense of "females" really puts this thread over the top. Can safely say it beats the guy hiking across America with a baby stroller. New all time favorite thread.
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I always get a kick out of people who get real mad when called out on bad behavior and somehow decide being even worse is somehow a defense. I'm not sexist! You want sexist? THIS is sexist! *Uses more and worse gendered insults he just happens to keep ready in his mind* so there, clearly you are the problem!! Like...how was that supposed to make it better 
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May 6, 2017 16:49
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ewe2 posted:What are the rules of bathroom acquisition? Rule 1. Builder grade bathrooms must go that way when you sell your house = PROFIT Rule 2. Do everything as cheap as possible, like no permits, engineering, contractors etc. that way when you sell your house = MORE PROFIT Rule 3. When told that you've hosed poo poo up, engage (heh) contractors and engineers to try and fix the problem and negotiate 5000$ off price that way when you sell your house = MORE PROFIT Rule 4. Design your bathroom with in mind, that way when you sell your house there is a bidding war = MORE PROFITRule 5. Design your bathroom to be the ballinest, moldiest, flyest bathroom ever so that when the Grand Nagus comes to visit, you might curry his favour. Favour from the Nagus = MORE PROFIT Rule 6. Avoid the borg. wesleywillis fucked around with this message at 16:59 on May 6, 2017 |
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May 6, 2017 16:54
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Huntersoninski posted:I always get a kick out of people who get real mad when called out on bad behavior and somehow decide being even worse is somehow a defense. You have to show FEMALES how MANLY you are. Then they're overwhelmed with LUST HORMONES and want to MATE with you. That's just how it works. 
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May 6, 2017 17:13
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Runcible Cat posted:You have to show FEMALES how MANLY you are. I enjoy that we have two different emotes for making fun of those guys
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May 6, 2017 17:16
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bEatmstrJ posted:I already did the calculations for my own enjoyment (not that the engineer should take any of that into consideration), but it turned out as follows: So in light of more recent claims by OP, was his plan to not sell the house to fat chicks either? Would there have been a waiver to sign during closing that the women this bathroom was targeted towards had to sign saying "If you ever become heavier than 160 lbs OP is not responsible for any injuries incurred from death trap tub?"
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waah posted:So in light of more recent claims by OP, was his plan to not sell the house to fat chicks either? Would there have been a waiver to sign during closing that the women this bathroom was targeted towards had to sign saying "If you ever become heavier than 160 lbs OP is not responsible for any injuries incurred from death trap tub?" No, no, just put it on the sign: HOUSE FOR SALE NO FAT CHICKS
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Wilford Cutlery posted:My ex and her bff are renting a condo and there's a socket with what looks like thick gauge speaker wire coming out of the wall. I wish I had a picture of it. It's right next to a closet so they just looped it up and stashed it in there, any idea what it might be? it might just be speaker wire, like you said. it's so you can listen to your hi-fi stereo equipment in more than one room of your house. it's not the most uncommon thing, either: a friend of mine did a project like that a year or two back so he could listen to music direct from his fancy equipment in his kitchen
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May 6, 2017 18:31
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well he couldn't just ask for three males because you know about dames and their heading
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May 6, 2017 18:58
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Facebook Aunt posted:Is that carpet? I thought it was gravel. It's not a bidet. The overall shape and the fixtures are wrong. Based on the patterning on the wall, I suspect that bathroom is in a fancy hotel in a Muslim nation, and that sink is for the ritual foot-washing required as part of the Muslim faith.
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May 6, 2017 19:02
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Shadowgate posted:lol at goons getting triggered by FEMALES lol at the shittiest troll attempt so far this year you forgot to mention snowflakes and safe spaces 0.2/10
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May 6, 2017 23:42
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The Bloop posted:lol at the shittiest troll attempt so far this year It's not even a troll attempt. I'm just baffled by what can get you probated these days and that anyone would give a single gently caress about the word females. Luckily OP has been probated so we can go back to talking about how fuckin' lame sales engineers are and how lovely his bathroom is. Hopefully that will continue for another 15 pages.
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May 6, 2017 23:48
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Maybe you can PM the OP and cheer him up with a nice wholesome conversation about how all the white knights are leaping to defend all the triggered females and arn't they all pathetic?
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learnincurve posted:Maybe you can PM the OP and cheer him up with a nice wholesome conversation about how all the white knights are leaping to defend all the triggered females and arn't they all pathetic? Maybe everyone can stop being such a loving baby and let OP document his project in the DIY forum. But no, let's turn this into a D&D circlejerk about how much of a filthy misogynist OP because he said female. This is way more interesting and definitely not a ridiculous brigage of idiots.
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Shadow account found
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The females thing is just a little detour on the way to OPs house collapsing.
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Shadowgate posted:Maybe everyone can stop being such a loving baby and let OP document his project in the DIY forum. Shut the gently caress up you loving dweeb
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