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Like who just watches porn like it's a regular movie
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What do you want to watch while we have dinner honey Lets put on season 2 of oval office Slammers
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# ? May 7, 2017 15:11 |
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WoodrowSkillson posted:All y'all idiots realize you can trim hair without shaving it? If someone is gonna be down there a lot, trimming it takes seconds and makes everything easier logistically. Demanding shaving is one thing, asking for a bit of breathing room is another. i should've been clearer but yeah, my issue is when any partner demands that there not be any hair, where hair is growing. keeping the length/volume under control seems like basic grooming for either gender imo
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# ? May 7, 2017 15:20 |
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I thought he was going to give me a ring and propose to me....but instead all he gave me was a loving Peequality. I need some advice. quote:About two weeks ago, my boyfriend of over 5 years asked me to a special dinner at one of the higher end restaurant rooftop bars over looking the city.
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# ? May 7, 2017 15:42 |
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Whorelord posted:
lmfao of course but lmfao
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# ? May 7, 2017 15:43 |
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She could propose to him instead but gender roles.
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# ? May 7, 2017 15:50 |
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I [24M] have just started seeing a co-worker [34F] and I feel like I'm committing a taboo... help?!quote:Hey all, As in the title, I've started seeing this woman at my work and she's honestly really, really awesome. I've had some really deep and intense conversations with her and I honestly feel I like her...but! I'm her superior in the work place, so I have the feeling like it's taboo. Ten year age gap, workplace romance, superior/subordinate relationship, it's like an investment in a glorious three-part story in a few months time
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# ? May 7, 2017 16:06 |
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Whorelord posted:
He bought her a gift so she could experience the same feeling as him of standing up and pissing all over someones dream.
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# ? May 7, 2017 16:05 |
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Blue Train posted:Like who just watches porn like it's a regular movie people who unironically watch pirates
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# ? May 7, 2017 16:15 |
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Danaru posted:I [24M] have just started seeing a co-worker [34F] and I feel like I'm committing a taboo... help?! Oh but in a delightful twist on the classic recipe the guy is the younger naive one. Its the sort of inventive surprise you look for from a top quality story chef, and leaves me hungry for the next few courses of posts. maskenfreiheit posted:people who unironically watch pirates The outtakes from that film and its sequel are the only portion of those films worth consuming. Watching a nearly fully nude man expend the sum total of his effort to sound hung up on a girl but failing and coming across somewhat like a stereotype of tourists talking louder and slower to be understood is a treat.
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# ? May 7, 2017 16:21 |
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Yes I also like to watch nude men
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# ? May 7, 2017 16:29 |
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Ride The Gravitron posted:Wash your Balls I did they still stank after a few minutes.
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# ? May 7, 2017 16:33 |
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:I did they still stank after a few minutes. You're supposed to dip your ballsack into a container of vanilla Greek yogurt post-shave for the cooling sensation and then you follow it up with a dunk into apple cider vinegar for purification. Did you really never learn this?
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# ? May 7, 2017 16:38 |
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Rough Lobster posted:You're supposed to dip your ballsack into a container of vanilla Greek yogurt post-shave for the cooling sensation and then you follow it up with a dunk into apple cider vinegar for purification. Did you really never learn this? They still be stankin.
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# ? May 7, 2017 16:39 |
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Rough Lobster posted:You're supposed to dip your ballsack into a container of vanilla Greek yogurt post-shave for the cooling sensation and then you follow it up with a dunk into apple cider vinegar for purification. Did you really never learn this? Need some bro-biotics all over those nuts
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# ? May 7, 2017 16:44 |
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I've never been faithful in any relationship. Is that just normal for me?quote:Edit: TL;DR2: Bad guy looking to change, but wife doesn't seem to see any problem. That post is 6 years old. Judging by his most recent postings he hasn't changed at all.
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# ? May 7, 2017 17:01 |
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dudeness posted:I've never been faithful in any relationship. Is that just normal for me? This one annoys me so much because it's just one big old brag/obvious stdh.txt disguised as asking for advice. "Oh I'm really good looking and have a huge dick and speak several different languages and cheat on my wife all the time with hot women, and note the details of my adultery down in a language my dumb baka gaijin wife can't read, and- "
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# ? May 7, 2017 17:14 |
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:They still be stankin. Pluck, don't shave.
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# ? May 7, 2017 17:15 |
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:They still be stankin. Just put deodorant on em dude
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# ? May 7, 2017 17:28 |
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Blue Train posted:Just put deodorant on em dude Just put a little talcum powder on them, get that ball cancer, and enjoy your massive settlement from the appropriately names Johnson & Johnson.
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# ? May 7, 2017 17:28 |
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Wait, talc causes ball cancer?
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# ? May 7, 2017 17:30 |
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It definitely causes ovarian cancer as multiple juries have awarded settlements over that now.
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# ? May 7, 2017 17:35 |
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Barudak posted:It definitely causes ovarian cancer as multiple juries have awarded settlements over that now. Stop powdering your ovaries, ladies. No matter how big you think he is, his dong isn't getting anywhere near there. YMMV if you're dating a demonic beast with tentacles and/or very long tongue to snake around in there.
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# ? May 7, 2017 18:02 |
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Blue Train posted:Just put deodorant on em dude So they smell like balls and deodorant? Maybe I should just try aftershave?
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# ? May 7, 2017 18:07 |
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My balls don't smell I don't think they're supposed to smell particularly bad When my balls are sweaty they might smell like, uh, musky? Is musky the right word? But it's very faint.. and not a very bad smell if I may say so myself Yes, I am quite fond of my balls
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# ? May 7, 2017 18:07 |
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:So they smell like balls and deodorant? Maybe I should just try aftershave? If your ball stench is too strong for a product designed specifically to hide body odour, you might need medical attention
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# ? May 7, 2017 18:09 |
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I mean when I shave them it's just like balls, balls balls, wafting like there's actual air pressure to the stank or something.
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# ? May 7, 2017 18:10 |
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:So they smell like balls and deodorant? Maybe I should just try aftershave? Well you said you shaved them I figured it was implied you'd used aftershave already, def try that first
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# ? May 7, 2017 18:11 |
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Why would women need to put talc on their vaginas? If they need to dry out they can just read this thread.
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# ? May 7, 2017 18:12 |
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the only solution is to cut off your balls to prevent them from bein stanky
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# ? May 7, 2017 18:36 |
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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:She could propose to him instead but gender roles. I'm sure she's having some second thoughts since the funnel.
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# ? May 7, 2017 18:52 |
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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:She could propose to him instead but gender roles. This honestly seems like the worst advice, because if the dude is holding back from proposing, I doubt he's going to gush and go "Hell yea!" when she proposes.
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# ? May 7, 2017 18:52 |
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Signs you might be dating a dog: My [23F] boyfriend [24M], of a year and a half, feels the need to constantly touch his genitals. I'm grossed out. quote:My boyfriend and I have been together for a over a year, and in that time I've noticed an unpleasant habit of his. Whenever we're relaxing in bed watching a movie, cuddling, reading, or even when he is playing video games, he touches his penis/butt/butthole. I should clarify that this is not in a sexual manner.
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# ? May 7, 2017 19:39 |
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:I mean when I shave them it's just like balls, balls balls, wafting like there's actual air pressure to the stank or something.
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# ? May 7, 2017 19:53 |
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dudeness posted:I've never been faithful in any relationship. Is that just normal for me? Yeahhh, sorry but if you squeeze out a kid then go "OK, no more need for any of that sex", you lose the right to complain about fidelity. Part of being married is sexual companionship. He describes it in a douchey way, but in the end he's staying put to give his kids a stable 2 parent home. WampaLord posted:This honestly seems like the worst advice, because if the dude is holding back from proposing, I doubt he's going to gush and go "Hell yea!" when she proposes. a better solution might be to point out they've been going out a long time, he probably can't do better (and leaving won't lead to a wild life of casual sex, but a life of COD and frozen pizza), and a ring is what she requires to continue the relationship maskenfreiheit fucked around with this message at 19:57 on May 7, 2017 |
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Really weird/stupid situation, unsure what to do to stop it getting worse/out of handquote:We're both in our 20s, been in a relationship for almost 3 years. No previous sex problems, we both really enjoy having sex with each other. Last week, we were lying in bed and got into the conversation of naming body parts. She asked me what I would name my penis, and I absentmindedly said "X" without really thinking, which was also her dad's name. I dont really remember what we said after that, but she was very put off as you would expect.
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# ? May 7, 2017 20:21 |
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I (21F) woke up to hear and see my boyfriend (30M) masturbating to porn.quote:He stopped when I got up and was visibly upset. "Sorry babe I didn't want to wake you up while I played porn without headphones and jacked it next to you" his dick
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# ? May 7, 2017 21:15 |
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No thanks babe. I got this.
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# ? May 7, 2017 21:17 |
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I usually try to space these out but loving lol Me [24F] with my friend [31M] Over here for 4 hours now, outstayed his welcome and is asleep on my floor! quote:Im supposed to be writing a biology essay, my partner is playing playstation in the front room (not the issue) our friend (31M) came over to drop something off. We chatted for a bit, watched some stuff on youtube. I am now doing my assignment and he has fallen asleep on our floor (in the front room).
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# ? May 7, 2017 21:19 |
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Sometimes "being rude" is okay. Sometimes it's not even really being rude at all
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