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Hey stupids, if you haven't read all the books or aren't comfortable with production spoilers, you should leave this topic now. Spoilers begin below the title card! Get hype! The seventh season of Game of Thrones will begin airing on July 16 2017. Rules 1. Don't post spoilers in the Unsullied thread. 2. Don't confirm spoilers or call out people who post spoilers in the Unsullied thread. Report them! 3. Don't use spoiler tags for ASOIAF-related or GOT-related material in this thread. Everything is fair game. In the case of a significant new release like TWOW (lol), a moratorium on this rule will be imposed so everyone has a chance to read it. Break the rules and you will be eaten by a zombie bear. --- Episodes Episode 1: TBA Written by: TBA Directed by: Jeremy Podeswa Synopsis: TBA Episode 2: TBA Written by: TBA Directed by: Mark Mylod Synopsis: TBA Episode 3: TBA Written by: TBA Directed by: Mark Mylod Synopsis: TBA Episode 4: TBA Written by: TBA Directed by: Matt Shakman Synopsis: TBA Episode 5: TBA Written by: TBA Directed by: Matt Shakman Synopsis: TBA Episode 6: TBA Written by: TBA Directed by: Alan Taylor Synopsis: TBA Episode 7: TBA Written by: TBA Directed by: Jeremy Podeswa Synopsis: TBA --- So what's happening in Season 7? Ha. - Dany and her posse arrives in Westeros, demands fealty from lords of Westeros, burns those who don't comply - Jon and Davos travel to Dragonstone to ask for Dany's help with the White Walkers, she shuts them down - Euron and Cersei join forces - Jon realizes he needs proof, resolves to capture a live wight for show and tell - Arya murders the rest of the Freys - Jaime rides with the Lannister army against Highgarden - Gendry returns at last, joins the wight hunting party - Sam cures Jorah's greyscale with his maester powers and they go North together - Euron destroys Yara's fleet, Theon survives and makes it to Dragonstone - Reunions throughout the season: Arya + Bran + Sansa, Arya + Nymeria, Theon + Jon, Jon + Tyrion, Jorah + Dany, Sam + Bran, Jamie + Tyrion + Bronn - The remaining Martells and Tyrells are hurriedly written out of the story: Euron kills the Sand Snakes (!!!), Olenna confesses to killing Joffrey and then poisons herself - Dany's dragons ambush the Lannister army and burn them down - The wight hunting party grows to includes Jorah, Tormund, Beric, Thoros, and the Hound. They run into trouble beyond the Wall and most are ultimately saved by Dany and her dragons - Viserion (the white dragon) dies and the Night's King raises him as a blue eyes wight dragon - Dany agrees to help stop the White Walkers - Littlefinger tries to turn Sansa against her family, is sentenced to death and executed by Arya - In King's Landing, Jon, Dany and their allies show a live wight to Cersei to win her aid as well. Cersei agrees to help but secretly plots to allow the White Walkers to kill her enemies first - Sam and Bran figure out Jon's heritage - Jon and Dany gently caress - The Wall falls - GRRM cries himself to sleep Read the full synopsis of spoilers with sources here and here. --- Confirmed Cast Additions gently caress who cares. --- Thread History Season 1: 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6 - 7 - 8 - 9 - 10 - Hiatus - Spoiler - Ned Head Redemption - Early Episode 7 Thread Season 2: 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6 - 7 - 8 - 9 - 10 - Hiatus - Spoiler - Shadow Baby Season 3: 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6 - 7 - 8 - 9 - 10 - Hiatus - Spoiler - Dracarys - The Red Wedding Season 4: 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6 - 7 - 8 - 9 - 10 - Hiatus - Spoiler - The Purple Wedding - The Night's King - IN LIKE THIS Season 5: 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6 - 7 - 8 - 9 - 10 - Hiatus - Spoiler - Raping the Stark - Hardhome - Burn Baby Burn Season 6: 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6 - 7 - 8 - 9 - 10 - Hiatus - Spoiler Season 7: 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6 - 7 - Hiatus - Spoiler In It For The Tank fucked around with this message at 21:47 on May 7, 2017 |
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Latest Hype Season 7: Official Tease: Sigils Season 7: Long Walk - Official Promo You may be asking "Will every trailer end with the Night's King"? The answer is probably yes. Season 7: Official Trailer Enemies to the east of me, jokers to the west, here I am stuck in the middle with you. --- Recommended Reading This spoiler thread also serves as a de facto book discussion thread since it's the only place on the forums where you can talk about the series with other book readers without using spoilers tags that also isn't the Bad Thread. I used to list interesting essays and theories about the books but I don't see much point in including them here anymore unless TWOW comes out (lol). I will still include a link to the currently released TWOW sample chapters because people still might find that useful. Resources TWOW Sample Chapters: A compilation of the sample chapters of The Winds of Winter that have been released to the public. Includes full chapters, summaries, and partial transcripts. The following chapters are included: Theon I, Arianne I, Mercy (Arya I), Alayne (Sansa I), Arianne II, The Foresaken (Aeron I), Ser Barristan I, Victarion I [Partial Transcript], Tyrion I [Brief Summary], Ser Barristan II [Summary], and Tyrion II. --- Recommended Watching Note: these are all dumb funny videos Arya Stark reveal her true beliefs http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mj6OgXEwlSw jaime lannister - a song of ice and fire http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lz3lAd2nGQ slay frey http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBWjmTFa-Ic A Storm of Swords - It Gets Better http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGUKDZFiy-A Rage of Thrones https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1CLCOvZOh1o the stannis baratheon foundation http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7KbIu7E81s an interview with GRRM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQeRboyjwDk real life direwolf reviews asoiaf http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyxwmKRxQ_c Guy tries to recap all the Game of Thrones books in 2 minutes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJoW7Vnf-0E WHUR MUH BOATS AT http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P38EG97zlOg preparation http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cejwmJHS_TU Roose Change: The Lannister Honeypot http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsTVnZm9hFg Stannis has an Evangelion Moment http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=biXxOr78A2o Game of Thrones party hard http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4008gIPuT4I GOT party hard 2 - king of my castle http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXHIWOM-S7I The best of George R.R. Martin http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmKhGqWcJGY Payphone Parody http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rapo0h-RDnk Game of Groans https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bX-h8CrIyyY Multiplicity 2: Game of Clones https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eoHTyICp3g GoT Commentary "In the books" supercut https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snm6qnezv0Q Sesame Streets: Game of Chairs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhWUFXvaZjo Seth Brings Jon Snow to a Dinner Party https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BabsgCQhpu4 Teenage Dornish Ninja Sand Snakes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VTkL62YnTA Coldplay's Game of Thrones (The Musical) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zs7xO5P3Az4 not so funny now huh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSH1qUjHRK0 Heavy Bubbles™ TV Commercial (featuring Thor "The Mountain" Bjornsson) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PtOAnZxB8s CurbYourEuron https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlS7KR9lo3c Tommen's Bizarre Adventure https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7P1U63ndAE --- zoux posted:
Blade_of_tyshalle posted:It would be like a telenovela. We open with Dany in Daario's arms in a bungalow with a slowly rotating ceiling fan. They giggle, and the thick humidity leaves their skin glistening wetly. The door swings open, revealing Khal Drogo in an open-front short-sleeved shirt. Apoplexy posted:Janos Slynt is returning, though. So his role will likely just be unaltered. Blade_of_tyshalle posted:Janos Slynt will return in... Thunderball Dikkfor posted:The Man with the Golden Cloak geeves posted:Jon Snow will give him A View To A Kill My PIN is 4826 posted:Jon Snow will sit on the Iron Throne by the end of the series, because The Wall Is Not Enough lifts cats over head posted:Moonboyraker Starring Cersei Lannister as far as Tyrion knows. Brooklyn Bruiser posted:Lysa Arryn in Skyfall. lifts cats over head posted:Robert Baratheon is "Making the Eight" in Octopussy. --- The original posting of the "Dave Hill" quote: colonel_korn posted:
Lionel Richie posted:"We had an assistant named Dave Hill," said Benioff and Weiss. "One day last summer he walked into our office and said, 'You know how Stannis really loves his daughter?' 'Yeah?' 'Well,' said Dave, doesn't it make sense that he'd burn her alive? What else is he going to do?' 'You're right,' we said. 'That does make sense.' 'This year, Dave Hill is a writer on the show." GoGoGadgetChris posted:Here lies Stannis, the fewer of two evils Aurubin posted:Shirtless, with open wounds freezing shut in the unnatural cold, Ramsay Snow raised his daggers to the pale figure and the undead host before him. "This is turning into a lovely evening.", he said with a wry smirk. The baying of hounds filled the air, and the Night's King retreated back to his boat. Irish Joe posted:I have faith the next book will be out before March of next year. loquacius posted:Care to toxx? I think a post like this deserves a toxx Irish Joe posted:Sure GRRM won't let me down. Ague Proof posted:Bloodraven: There is something you need to see, it involves your father and your brother Jon. It is very important. Rhaegar called it the Tower of Joy, in Dorne- THA TITTY THRILLER posted:"And what if during the battle of Castle Black, he's the one who ends up killing Ygritte?" counterfeitsaint posted:
Ague Proof posted:"We had an assistant named Dave Hill," said Benioff and Weiss. "One day last summer he walked into our office and said, 'You know that guy (Dave Hill) who does the lore videos and brings you coffee? The one who runs to David and Dan to tell them Olly should kill Ygritte?' 'Yeah?' 'Well,' said Dave, 'doesn't it make sense that he'd stay on the show and become a writer? What else is he going to do?' 'You're right,' we said. 'That does make sense.' 'And what if during season 5, he's the one who ends up taking all the blame?' This year, Dave Hill is a writer on the show." C-SPAN Caller posted:
ruddiger posted:I liked the part where Sansa and Jon reunited and Sansa scooped him up and cradled his tiny body in her arms. --- rope kid posted:"Who among you knows this pop star, Ed Sheeran?" Funky See Funky Do posted:It doesn't matter if the spoilers are real or not. The point is you can't look at them and think "Nah there's no way, that's too dumb." In It For The Tank fucked around with this message at 16:20 on Aug 21, 2017 |
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In for a penny, in for a stag.
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# ? May 7, 2017 21:46 |
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Where the season eight spoilers at?
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# ? May 7, 2017 22:13 |
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I heard the production crew wanted to save money on SFX this season so they're using dragon puppets. Can someone c/d? tia
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# ? May 7, 2017 22:15 |
I need another closeup cock shot or i'm done with this show.
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# ? May 7, 2017 22:36 |
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Hopefully we get one more boner-induced poison sequence. That was special.
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# ? May 7, 2017 22:46 |
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I like how there was complaints of not enough equal opportunity nudity so they put in a close up, warted dick shot.
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# ? May 7, 2017 22:51 |
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I know a lot of people like to go back and read Ned Head Redemption or the Red Wedding but for me it's the Shadow Baby reactions every time.
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# ? May 7, 2017 22:54 |
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Soul Glo posted:Where the season eight spoilers at? It's unsatisfying.
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# ? May 7, 2017 23:09 |
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:It's unsatisfying. He asked for spoilers, not common knowledge.
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# ? May 7, 2017 23:32 |
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I thought that big list of spoilers was a joke until I was 3/4 done reading it. I probably shouldn't have clicked on this thread at all, but somehow, knowing what's gonna happen isn't making me not want to see it so Still, holy poo poo @ most of those spoilers. Hahaha. I fuckin' knew Gendry was coming back!
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precision posted:I thought that big list of spoilers was a joke until I was 3/4 done reading it. I probably shouldn't have clicked on this thread at all, but somehow, knowing what's gonna happen isn't making me not want to see it so If he and Arya don't wind up running away together because they're both royalty that don't care about their lineage I'll die of shock. The show is just too schlocky not to throw that in somehow.
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Solice Kirsk posted:If he and Arya don't wind up running away together because they're both royalty that don't care about their lineage I'll die of shock. The show is just too schlocky not to throw that in somehow. I mean, surely someone is gonna get a happy ending, and those two probably deserve it more than anyone (well, probably Bran is most due for some good times).
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# ? May 8, 2017 01:07 |
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Bran is going to be a dragon. They've been hinting at it since season 1. There's no way becoming a dragon isn't a good ending.
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# ? May 8, 2017 01:13 |
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Hi spoiler thread I took a year vacation from the old one and now I'm back and rested and ready to hatewatch this amazing dumb show with you all.
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Ballz posted:Hi spoiler thread I took a year vacation from the old one and now I'm back and rested and ready to hatewatch this amazing dumb show with you all. Sweet. Ballz in our court!
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# ? May 8, 2017 01:48 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:Bran is going to be a dragon. They've been hinting at it since season 1. There's no way becoming a dragon isn't a good ending. Well, they've also been hinting that the only way to end the story is to have magic/dragons/etc all go away and never come back.
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Ballz posted:Hi spoiler thread I took a year vacation from the old one and now I'm back and rested and ready to hatewatch this amazing dumb show with you all. welcome back aboard!
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In It For The Tank posted:- Viserion (the white dragon) dies and the Night's King raises him as a blue eyes wight dragon There's a white dragon? I thought the big one was black and the two little ones were green and orange.
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# ? May 8, 2017 03:32 |
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I'm still disappointed they called off Bronn's marriage to The Nicest Woman in Westeros.
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# ? May 8, 2017 03:44 |
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I've only skimmed the laundry list of new season spoilers in the OP, how reliable do we think they are? Last year's were mostly pretty accurate although I do recall a lot of outrage over the fake spoiler that Sansa ordered Ramsey live. Any update on the Absolute Fucker front and the book he'll never finish?
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# ? May 8, 2017 04:00 |
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The stuff in the op is accurate?
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# ? May 8, 2017 04:45 |
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if spoilers are reliable I loving called Cersei would be an endgame villain she is totally going to do something really loving retarded and getting shanked by jaime next year
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# ? May 8, 2017 04:56 |
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Did they spoil if there's gonna be more man rear end?
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# ? May 8, 2017 04:58 |
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RC Cola posted:The stuff in the op is accurate? As accurate as a leak on Reddit can be, but there have been photos of the actors that back some of them.
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# ? May 8, 2017 05:06 |
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Tired Moritz posted:Did they spoil if there's gonna be more man rear end? Yes, in a very special GRRM cameo.
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# ? May 8, 2017 05:06 |
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1-800-DOCTORB posted:Yes, in a very special GRRM cameo. Final scene: Close up of an open book. You can see the pages are blank. Slowly it zooms out and you can see only a wrinkly rear end hovering over it. It explosively shits all over the pages. The next 6 minutes are spent wiping and making GBS threads. Zoom out more and you see the rear end was none other than Georges himself. He closes the book and it gives a satisfying *smush* sound as the diarrhea leaks out. He shows the cover, "The Winds of Winter", and winks. Cue credits.
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# ? May 8, 2017 05:14 |
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drunken officeparty posted:Final scene: this except this quote:Once she was certain which way was south, she counted off her paces. The stream appeared at eight. Dany cupped her hands to drink. The water made her belly cramp, but cramps were easier to bear than thirst. "the american tolkien"
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# ? May 8, 2017 07:03 |
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Gendry must be loving ripped by now.
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# ? May 8, 2017 07:42 |
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Someone posted some poo poo adding on to those spoilers but I don't think that bit is real. For instance they said Arya comes back from executing Littlefinger and finds Sansa dying from a stab wound. I don't think Littlefinger would have Sansa killed even she was having him executed.
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# ? May 8, 2017 08:32 |
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We also didn't think he would give Sansa to a rapist so idk
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# ? May 8, 2017 09:35 |
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Sagebrush posted:There's a white dragon? I thought the big one was black and the two little ones were green and orange. Orange is the new white.
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TOOT BOOT posted:Someone posted some poo poo adding on to those spoilers but I don't think that bit is real. For instance they said Arya comes back from executing Littlefinger and finds Sansa dying from a stab wound. I don't think Littlefinger would have Sansa killed even she was having him executed. That is obviously fake because stab wounds are not fatal in this universe.
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# ? May 8, 2017 13:24 |
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It's also fake because they only kill off characters with good actors.
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# ? May 8, 2017 13:27 |
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1-800-DOCTORB posted:That is obviously fake because stab wounds are not fatal in this universe.
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1-800-DOCTORB posted:stab wounds to main characters are not fatal in this universe
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# ? May 8, 2017 16:02 |
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The knife was probably laced with boner activated poison.
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# ? May 8, 2017 16:13 |
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Hahaha, I totally forgot how stupid that whole loving plot mess is. Can't wait for all but the last of the Starks and Lannisters to be totally wiped out by the end of this season.
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TK-42-1 posted:I need another closeup cock shot or They'd need to hire Edward James Olmos to direct. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WA5c4QHZLU
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