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a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

UUA CVG 230000 KZID /RM TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE BENGALS DYNASTY

Schwack posted:

If your stadium isn't already surrounded by weed shops, it's time to move.

don't forget that one strip club in sodo right south of the stadium

i'll never forget a place unironically advertising "sodo's hottest girls" or whatever

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Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Abugadu posted:

The National Anthem is replaced by Sublime's cover of Smoke Two Joints.

Games in domed stadiums become much more difficult, due to the hotbox effect.



First 15,000 fans at the gate get free NFL-branded roach clips. (The NFL has their own strain of weed and it'll gently caress you up)

Fans will also be arrested and roughed up by private security if they aren't stoned while attending the game(s). While being roughed up in the stadium's official Weed Room, they will be waterboarded with bong water.

The cheerleaders are blazed out of their gourds and their choreography is lacking as a result.

T-shirt cannons? No. Funyuns cannon. Frosted Flakes cannon. A cannon that fires a dozen donuts at unusually high and dangerous speeds.

Military aircraft flyovers use superweed chemtrails to get the crowd nice and obliterated.

Giant US flag replaced with giant weed leaf flag where the main leaf consists of 1,000,000 smaller leafs.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

a patagonian cavy posted:

don't forget that one strip club in sodo right south of the stadium

i'll never forget a place unironically advertising "sodo's hottest girls" or whatever

A few years back I remember they had a sign up that they were now serving hot sandwiches as a lunch special.

Yeahhhhh, no thanks.

AggressivelyStupid
Jan 9, 2012

Choom gang

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



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A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


If the NFL becomes cool with weed then everyone has to worry about Zeke for like 8 more years. If they keep the status quo then they can just Josh Gordon him and everyone can rest better.

Phobeste
Apr 9, 2006

never, like, count out Touchdown Tom, man

Eifert Posting posted:

Good thing NFL players misuse opiods 4x as much as the general population post-career. Wouldn't want them to use something dangerous like the reefer.

It's a little thing called personal responsibility

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Hey lets check in on Kelvin Benjamax

http://www.charlotteobserver.com/sports/nfl/carolina-panthers/article149309344.html

quote:

Panthers coach Ron Rivera said Benjamin was at the stadium for extra treatment – not for an injury, but more for general fitness and well-being.

“He’s worked very hard when he’s been around. He’s done a great job,” Rivera said Saturday. “He comes in and gets the extra treatment, gets in the whirlpool, gets in the steam, sauna, stuff like that. He’s been great. He knows it, and he’s been what you would hope he would be.”

Later today he's got a Curves class, and he's looking forward to earning his Weight Watchers dessert.

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?

quote:

“He comes in and gets the extra treatment, gets in the whirlpool, gets in the steam, sauna, stuff like that.

http://i.imgur.com/dgtu6ZV.gifv

No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008
Sigh, looks like I'll be in Cincinnati for the opener...

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


So, it's NHL playoffs time.

This guy has shown up at the past two Washington Capitals/Pittsburgh Penguins games:

Cartoon Man posted:

Say hi to the "Fire Dan Snyder" guy. He showed up in Pittsburgh last night and will be there for game 7.



https://www.washingtonpost.com/news...m=.a9cba2ee7be9

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Gonz posted:

First 15,000 fans at the gate get free NFL-branded roach clips. (The NFL has their own strain of weed and it'll gently caress you up)

Fans will also be arrested and roughed up by private security if they aren't stoned while attending the game(s). While being roughed up in the stadium's official Weed Room, they will be waterboarded with bong water.

The cheerleaders are blazed out of their gourds and their choreography is lacking as a result.

T-shirt cannons? No. Funyuns cannon. Frosted Flakes cannon. A cannon that fires a dozen donuts at unusually high and dangerous speeds.

Military aircraft flyovers use superweed chemtrails to get the crowd nice and obliterated.

Giant US flag replaced with giant weed leaf flag where the main leaf consists of 1,000,000 smaller leafs.

I would buy so many season tickets

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

Gonz posted:

Oxygen tanks full of weed smoke on the sidelines.

Weed-infused Gatorade.

Hemp jerseys and gloves.

New weed sponsorships from Weed Incorporated. Get your marijuana cigarettes and a cold beer and a sour cream butter cheese pepperoni onion loaf at the concession stands!

Weed King, King of the Weed as new Commissioner.

New expansion team based out of Jamaica. Their team logo is a weed leaf with 420 embossed underneath it.

New color commentary guy for MNF is Ricky Williams.

Weed VIP parking at the stadium where you can park for free if you love weed.

The new Sunday Night Football song is performed by Sleep

Spintzel
Dec 31, 2007

Distractions makes it better when ya take up the ENTIRE ROAD

iospace posted:

So, it's NHL playoffs time.

This guy has shown up at the past two Washington Capitals/Pittsburgh Penguins games:

Where can we buy that shirt

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Chilichimp posted:

I would buy so many season tickets

Imagine the bud light of weed .

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Kalli posted:

Imagine the bud light of weed .

You mean that poo poo the government thought would be good for testing?

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Kalli posted:

Imagine the bud light of weed .

I haven't blazed since '98, so it would knock me on my rear end.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Technically football related.

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS





:golfclap:

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Kalli posted:

Technically football related.



either a guy who endorsed the false imprisonment, torture, and murder of countless innocent civilians, or a failed artist. hmmmm

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Kalli posted:

Technically football related.



Gonna be David Attenborough Elementary.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



HoF put up two lists of their best photos of the season, action and feature:





http://www.profootballhof.com/photos/gallery/best-feature-shots-of-2016/
http://www.profootballhof.com/photos/gallery/best-action-shots-of-2016/

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005








God that should have ended the game.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
The statue at the new Falcon's stadium is pretty badass.



73,000lbs, largest bird statute in the world.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



FizFashizzle posted:

God that should have ended the game.

It really should have. I still can't believe what the Falcons did after that.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

The statue at the new Falcon's stadium is pretty badass.



73,000lbs, largest bird statute in the world.

Even the loving bird knows not to throw it.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Kalli posted:

HoF put up two lists of their best photos of the season, action and feature:




Now I'm sad.

Thanks, TFF.

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.
Someone tell me when the healing begins :ohdear:

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

The statue at the new Falcon's stadium is pretty badass.



73,000lbs, largest bird statute in the world.

That thing is so badass looking and I have read that pictures just don't do it justice.

Pops Mgee
Aug 20, 2009

People all over the world,
Join Hands,
Start the Love Train!

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

The statue at the new Falcon's stadium is pretty badass.



73,000lbs, largest bird statute in the world.

The Falcons are bland as hell but this is pretty badass. Looks like a loving megazord.

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

Pops Mgee posted:

The Falcons are bland as hell but this is pretty badass. Looks like a loving megazord.

Oh hey! An opinion from 6 years ago! :allears:

Spintzel
Dec 31, 2007

Distractions makes it better when ya take up the ENTIRE ROAD

Kalli posted:

Technically football related.



Lol there is a Robert E Lee High School in Baton Rouge too. Except they just decided to call it Lee High School thinking no one would ever question who the Lee was.


Also when will the internet stop calling things Thing McThingFace. It was only funny once and now it's just lame

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

weird Asian candy posted:

Oh hey! An opinion from 6 years ago! :allears:

Well, one year ago, really.

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

fsif posted:

Well, one year ago, really.

I'll give you two aka after the departure of one Mike Smith. :colbert:

They were pretty boring though, not going to lie. Hard Knocks was pretty...woof...

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Aaron Hernandez now officially innocent

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Pops Mgee posted:

The Falcons are bland as hell but this is pretty badass. Looks like a loving megazord.

Pops Mgee
Aug 20, 2009

People all over the world,
Join Hands,
Start the Love Train!

fsif posted:

Well, one year ago, really.

As true today as it was when it was written.

pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

Lmao I had one of those toys as a kid. It was terrible and thank god my dad started buying me Transformers.

Spintzel
Dec 31, 2007

Distractions makes it better when ya take up the ENTIRE ROAD
That statues pretty dope but based on how the Georgia dome faired i wouldn't be surprised to see that statue be a falling apart mess in like a year

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

Kalli posted:

Aaron Hernandez now officially innocent



Played the long game

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Kalli posted:

Aaron Hernandez now officially innocent

They can put that on his tombstone.

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Crunkjuice
Apr 4, 2007

That could've gotten in my eye!
*launches teargas at unarmed protestors*

I THINK OAKLAND PD'S USE OF EXCESSIVE FORCE WAS JUSTIFIED!
So do the Patriots owe his estate any contract money now?

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