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OSC is a Markov chain bot that has only been fed Derek's blogs.
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D_Smart posted:those rear end-clowns are ignoring it for the most part. their brains will explode if they have to reconcile the fact that it's possible that I would write that What the hell happened to your shift key? Did you break it like the Coke machine?
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# ? May 11, 2017 03:46 |
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Colostomy Bag posted:What the hell happened to your shift key? Did you break it like the Coke machine? capital letter shaming is common in the discord. the shame is working it's way into derek's everyday keyboarding. the culture in the discord is roughly similar to this clip: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6CZ2J8gJtk Abuminable fucked around with this message at 03:56 on May 11, 2017 |
# ? May 11, 2017 03:51 |
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Abuminable posted:capital letter shaming is common in the discord. the shame is working it's way into derek's everyday keyboarding. shift happens.
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# ? May 11, 2017 04:15 |
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Ghostlight posted:Oh man, they discovered the secret of us not giving a poo poo about citing our sources because we don't take this poo poo seriously. You're BUSTED D-man. This is true. Gig is up. Time to... continue to not cite sources and not care much beyond entertainment and wild speculation!
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# ? May 11, 2017 04:20 |
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Quick reminder that Discord is bad.
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# ? May 11, 2017 05:00 |
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Also, Space Court.
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# ? May 11, 2017 05:02 |
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thatguy posted:Also, Space Court. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGRsEF953n0 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PeVuMMf-jyQ
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# ? May 11, 2017 05:12 |
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alf_pogs posted:i don't know but i wish they'd display their mastery of posts by posting a lot shorter
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# ? May 11, 2017 05:14 |
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thatguy posted:OSC is a Markov chain bot that has only been fed Derek's blogs. *cough*
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# ? May 11, 2017 05:27 |
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i just got derickrolled still didn't read it tho
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# ? May 11, 2017 05:32 |
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I'm amazed at how much the "Weekly Update" bot always spits out something that's at least 90% convincing.
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# ? May 11, 2017 05:37 |
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ComfyPants posted:I'm amazed at how much the "Weekly Update" bot always spits out something that's at least 90% convincing. one paragraph was just the word 'disclaimer' and a colon. it looks so believably real
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# ? May 11, 2017 05:55 |
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cool new Polack jokes posted:OSC is Derek's wife OSC is Chris's wife
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# ? May 11, 2017 07:10 |
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thatguy posted:OSC is a Markov chain bot that has only been fed Derek's blogs. I've already called that saying it was Frogbear. In space court Frogbear is the witness that matters most.
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# ? May 11, 2017 07:12 |
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# ? May 11, 2017 07:44 |
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"THERE IS NO DISK IN DRIVE. PLEASE INSERT A DISK INTO DRIVE K:"
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# ? May 11, 2017 08:07 |
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Maybe I was wrong... Chris was able to re-use some of the code from Wing Commander
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# ? May 11, 2017 08:09 |
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Kosumo posted:I've already called that saying it was Frogbear. I like to think Legal is OSC. In reality a person more
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# ? May 11, 2017 08:17 |
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TheAgent posted:here's how things go, as was told to me last year (40 pages old so what)
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# ? May 11, 2017 08:25 |
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dat feel when gameplay organically grows from your assets
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# ? May 11, 2017 08:56 |
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D_Smart posted:Well the Internet knows what I look like. If the guy you're meeting isn't me; well then. I made a proof-of-life video. Hey, if someone can think of a way that I can meet OSC and verify that it's him in a manner that the shitizens would find acceptable I'd be down to do it. It's not like it's hard to meet someone in a Starbucks in NYC and I have the time, especially since the meltdowns would probably be very entertaining afterwards.
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# ? May 11, 2017 09:05 |
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HAAA! Holy poo poo dude, this is amazing, it all makes sense now!
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# ? May 11, 2017 09:16 |
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AlmightyPants posted:Hey, if someone can think of a way that I can meet OSC and verify that it's him in a manner that the shitizens would find acceptable I'd be down to do it. It's not like it's hard to meet someone in a Starbucks in NYC and I have the time, especially since the meltdowns would probably be very entertaining afterwards. I think it would be pretty simple. If he would permit it, record him at SBUX and allow him to give a brief summary of the Star Citizen drama in a manner he thinks most germane. His grasp of the subject matter and ability to correlate actors, events, data, and attitudes should be sufficient proof that the guy in the video is OSC. tl;dr make a video of him talking about SC. Case closed.
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# ? May 11, 2017 09:19 |
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Just film yourself walking a starbucks and have your friend wear a chris Roberts mask, have him wave his hands and shout catchphrases.
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# ? May 11, 2017 09:25 |
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from reddit of all places
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# ? May 11, 2017 11:19 |
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"And while if they have provided the thing, for a bunch of complete first person infantry mode, and not even in publishers “see on The Escapist paying for each other." "When it has a personal attacks (1, 2, 3, 4)" "And if you still probably are working on what I said in my word." "And she’s a reason. So in that has been a person." "COULLING OF SUBTITH OF AND OF WHITH LLINGETTING, WATER AND TIG AREAD CHON" A full paragraph: "Here." "(and the picture of the partner of the game engine (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 5, 6)"
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# ? May 11, 2017 11:29 |
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That's a huge improvement in readability!
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# ? May 11, 2017 12:00 |
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SelenicMartian posted:"And while if they have provided the thing, for a bunch of complete first person infantry mode, and not even in publishers “see on The Escapist paying for each other." a stroke in written form.
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# ? May 11, 2017 12:05 |
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I can't begin to fathom how this is even a thing. I notice the issue is labeled as fixed, but I have a feeling it's not been fixed at all. I wonder why I'd think that?
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# ? May 11, 2017 12:38 |
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Reddit desperately needs OSC and Derek to be one and the same. They think that they have come up with a successfully strategy of discrediting Derek. They see his argument as an Appeal to Authority. Since his excommunication stemmed from conclusions he reached based upon his experiences as a game developer and understanding of technology and game techniques, they feel that if they can Discredit the Authority somehow usually through ad hominem attacks unrelated to the actual facts of Star Citizen project status. OSC, by strictly focusing on the issues and researching the facts, leaves them no such obvious approach to avoiding the obvious. Derek Smart was Right. As an aside: The meet me in SBUX approach won't work. If Cymelion showed up to Starbux and met not-Derek, Internet rules say that he is allowed to lie and any verification procedure would be more complex than time-sharing the manger in Bethlehem.
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# ? May 11, 2017 13:45 |
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Golli posted:Reddit desperately needs OSC and Derek to be one and the same. Okay, <tappitytappitytappity>, done. What else do we need to release the game? In other news regarding the larger posts on security that everyone ignored, this is amusing as all gently caress; https://www.modzero.ch/advisories/MZ-17-01-Conexant-Keylogger.txt Yeah, that's a keylogger in an audio driver. Cosmic Taxxe:
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# ? May 11, 2017 13:50 |
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I don't get why they are so excited about 150 million 'proving' Derek wrong. He said they need at least 150 million to make a game (in the blog of July). Well theres about 150 million here wheres your game? It wouldn't be an own unless they released at like 90 million or something.
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# ? May 11, 2017 13:58 |
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Hav posted:Okay, <tappitytappitytappity>, done. What else do we need to release the game? So whatever happened to that CIG ASIO driver?
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# ? May 11, 2017 14:00 |
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I like how the argument is basically "They're making the same points and dropping sources... They must be the same person!" It couldn't possibly be that they're saying the same things because those things can be proven true with the cited sources.
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# ? May 11, 2017 14:04 |
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Cheez posted:I like how the argument is basically "They're making the same points and dropping sources... They must be the same person!" There's only one guy arguing that SC isn't a game. We're all just cheerleaders for that one guy. Therefore anyone making the argument is either a cheerleader or that one guy, and he's not a cheerleader, sooo... Tippis posted:So whatever happened to that CIG ASIO driver? Context: https://forums.robertsspaceindustries.com/discussion/comment/6497041/#Comment_6497041 Thread Context: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3748466&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=2591 Yeah, I had to google because I couldn't remember when this actually was. if you think these guys are writing low-level drivers, then I have some box-handling code you should look at. Driver design is so black box you can hide a keylogger in it....
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# ? May 11, 2017 14:09 |
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Hav posted:Okay, <tappitytappitytappity>, done. What else do we need to release the game? Uh, dude? Taxxe is now supposed to be pre-op transsexuals in swimwear.
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# ? May 11, 2017 14:27 |
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I wish y'all wouldn't play the 'cited sources' game with them. Its an obvious attempt at obfuscation.
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# ? May 11, 2017 14:40 |
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TrustmeImLegit posted:I wish y'all wouldn't play the 'cited sources' game with them. Its an obvious attempt at obfuscation. It's part of the wonderful world of redit, it's a great place that is. I love redit me, I loving love it
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peter gabriel posted:It's part of the wonderful world of redit, it's a great place that is. I love redit me, I loving love it it's absolutely not the refuse heap of the internet
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