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ClamdestineBoyster posted:"hey I wanna gently caress my coworker do you want to gently caress them with me? Nah, I'm just going to change the locks while you're out. Lame edited GRINDCORE MEGGIDO fucked around with this message at 03:13 on May 14, 2017 |
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Ahaha I don't know what the hell my wife would think if I started calling her nigga all the time.
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Just try it. What's the worst that can happen?
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Chill Nazi Frog posted:like this classic: cac
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I'm gonna have sex with my married baby mama and I really don't want to cause she is fat and gross but man I wanna gently caress worst of all is she is white
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# ? May 14, 2017 03:33 |
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I had sex once.
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Pick posted:When he went out to his parents' vacation home last year, which is in a really romantic spot, I offered to stop by in case he "wanted some company" but he said he did not want to be interrupted while re-watching Fawlty Towels. Tbf, Fawlty Towers is awesome.
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I tried to watch fawlty towers once and I couldn't even get through one episode
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You actually made it more than 10% through the show, so congrats.
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Troposphere posted:I tried to watch fawlty towers once and I couldn't even get through one episode All that I know about it is that John Cleese is in it and everyone's dad seems to love it.
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It's an old sitcom and thus it has old sitcom problems
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Improbable Lobster posted:It's an old sitcom and thus it has old sitcom problems Like being funny?
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Troposphere posted:I tried to watch fawlty towers once and I couldn't even get through one episode Trop please make this my av as I know your special mod powers can override the decades old requirements
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Blue Train posted:Trop please make this my av as I know your special mod powers can override the decades old requirements I'll leave you free to make up some funny text but he says goodbye America whore if you'd like to use that tyia
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Troposphere posted:I tried to watch fawlty towers once and I couldn't even get through one episode When i was a kid my friend had DVD box sets of Fawlty Towers and Keeping Up Appearances that we watched. Fawlty Towers is loving Shakespeare when compared to that. dudeness fucked around with this message at 04:53 on May 14, 2017 |
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Here are some cheating texts
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Blue Train posted:Here are some cheating texts i'm not sure what i'm madder about : cheating, editing out his own dick pic, or that he didn't turn off his beddie-bye night time filter to screenshot his poo poo.
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Gotta be well rested to cheat
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Ah, the poetry and longing of two middle-aged people negotiating the delicate footwork of chivalrous lust. Truly theirs is a liaison for the bards to sing by the fireside when lovers' eyes kindle in the dark.
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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:Nah, I'm just going to change the locks while you're out. WWWWWWWWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
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Here's some actual content. My [26M] Girlfriend [27F] cut my Ex-FWB out of pictures in an album my mother made for me. She ruined pictures of my friend that passed away and I'm heartbroken. Alright so I posted here a few weeks ago concerning my GF Melissa and my ex-FWB from college, Natalya. The jist of the story was that Melissa kept comparing herself to Natalya who is a grad student in her field of biology who she feels is basically the epitome of perfection. It got to the point where Melissa would spend hours staring at pics of Natalya and everytime I tried to be intimate with her she would shut me down saying she “wasn’t good enough.” I got a lot of sh*t in the last post because Natalya and I ate lunch together a few times a week but as a lot of commenters suggested, I eat at a different place now and no longer see Natalya. I think Natalya took the hint and we haven't spoken since I posted that. Anyway, I’m posting now because I feel Melissa’s obsession with Natalya hasn’t gotten better at all and she did something that I’m not sure I consider forgivable. When I graduated from college, my mom made me a photo album of pics with me and all my friends doing whatever it is college students do. It means a lot to me, because I rarely see my old friends and unfortunately, one of them passed away so these are physical representations of cherished memories. Yesterday afternoon, I received a Facebook message from my late-friend Dan’s mother. She asked me If I had any pics of Dan from our fraternity events (we were in the same Professional Fraternity). I said of course and that I would scan them and send them over to her. I looked through my album and was suddenly shocked to find a few pictures in which Natalya was cut out of the photo. Some were just of me and her, some were of a group of friends. After flipping a few more pages I saw one that broke my heart, It was a picture of Natalya, Dan, and a few other friends during one of our formals as we were all in the same fraternity. I kept searching through and found that this was the case for maybe 12 pictures, 3 including Dan. It felt like I had swallowed a pound of rocks and I honestly just felt so angry. I knew it had to be Melissa as I would never have done this. I sent the uncut pics to Dan’s mom and texted Melissa, asking her if she was still on campus so we could meet. When I saw her, I asked her why she cut my photos and she said,” what are you talking about?” but I could tell from her face, she knew she was caught. I was so furious. I told her that it was extremely disrespectful and that she had no right to destroy them the way she did. I even mentioned that some of the pictures she cut were taken with my friend who had passed away and now she had ruined them. She immediately started crying and apologizing, saying she didn’t know what came over her. She said she STILL has the pictures of Natalya and that she can put them back together! I felt like I was going to explode so I just excused myself and left. Melissa has been blowing up my phone but I haven’t read any of the messages or listened to the voicemails. I feel so drained. I got a lot of poo poo on my last post so I bet a lot of you will think I had this coming. I know I can’t convince you of how hard I’ve tried to make Melissa feel like she’s the only girl I wanted to be with. No matter how many times she has asked me if she’s pretty, if I find her sexy, if I think she is smart, I always tell her how amazing I find her but it just isn’t enough. Maybe I should have never ever spoken to Natalya when I found out she was attending the same University as me, but I don’t think that gives my gf (ex-gf?) the right to destroy my property. The album has literally sat on my shelf for years. It’s not like I look at it everyday and fawn over my ex. I have never even shown it to Melissa so she must have been snooping through my belongings which honestly I wouldn’t even care about if she hadn’t destroyed the pictures of my dead friend because of her petty jealousy. I just feel exhausted. I feel like I’ll never make Melissa happy. I could have done things differently, sure, but I feel like she never tried to work on her insecurities and confidence in herself either. TL;DR: My gf cut my ex-FWB out of photos in my album and I feel like this is a huge over-step of boundaries. Some of the pictures she destroyed were of my friend that passed away and I don’t think I can forgive her.
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Redjakk posted:TL;DR: My gf cut my ex-FWB out of photos in my album and I feel like this is a huge over-step of boundaries. Some of the pictures she destroyed were of my friend that passed away and I don’t think I can forgive her. Oo he really broke her brain. Ouch.
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Redjakk posted:Here's some actual content. It's ok to not forgive people for doing destructive, obsessive sadbrains bullshit
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Chill Nazi Frog posted:It's ok to not forgive people for doing destructive, obsessive sadbrains bullshit Run as fast as your legs can flail. quote:I got a lot of sh*t in the last post because Natalya and I ate lunch together a few times a week but as a lot of commenters suggested, I eat at a different place now and no longer see Natalya. Whats the deal there. E- she kept the pictures of the girl she cut out She'll be wearing her skin, and sending him photos of Greedo in her butt soon. GRINDCORE MEGGIDO fucked around with this message at 07:17 on May 14, 2017 |
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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:Whats the deal there.
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That is some serious pure-strain crazy. Dump her rear end immediately and unkindly tell her she needs her loving head examined.
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Boyfriend (27m) wants me (27f) to act like it's 1950quote:My boyfriend has used that quote more than once. That he thinks things should be how they were in 1950, as in I should obey him completely, and that I shouldn't ask any questions. This includes him having his two cocktails a night before i can make him dinner. He will tell me when it's time for that. I have made this on a throwaway because he made me log into my account on his phone so he can monitor me. He wants me go hook up with girls so he can watch, and has placed a webcam secretly in the room for me to record if this does happen. I'm not to tell the girls about the camera. The first time this happened, I didn't do what he wanted so he yelled at me and held me by my throat until I swore next time I would do what he wanted. There's more that has happened. He left me in a hotel room tonight because he thought I was dancing with his friend out of spite. I know this is all confusing but I'm writing it quickly. I don't know what to do. We go home tomorrow and he keeps telling me I'm the crazy one and that I have mental health problems. Please help me jfc run lady
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This ends with her murdered
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fruit on the bottom posted:This ends with her murdered Not if she starts listening for a change.
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I bet the more that has happened is that he beat the poo poo out of her. I hope that woman escapes from that loving psycho but she'll probably just find another psycho to abuse her. I get how abuse messes with peoples minds and expectations but it always amazes me how often that happens.
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# ? May 14, 2017 09:47 |
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How come psychos and victims seem to find each other so often in relationships? You would assume 90% of the women out there would get out long before that point.
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She'll probably ignore everyone telling her to leave, and leave right now, too. I just kinda hope it's fake.
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Did I [22F] cheat on Fiance [24M]? What do I do?quote:
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keep diddling yourself infront of strangers in secret tbh
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Why contain it? S'cool.
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TOOT BOOT posted:How come psychos and victims seem to find each other so often in relationships? You would assume 90% of the women out there would get out long before that point. Chances are that often happens and thus it never ends up on Reddit because 'he did something a bit crazy and I instantly dumped his rear end' isn't much of a story.
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quote:I [25m] am unsure if I'm no longer welcome at my DnD group
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Another man's quest cut short due to sporadic employment.
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Gloryhold It! posted:Eagle boyfriend is still rad as gently caress Don't forget giant, long-lost brother who wears his dog as a scarf.
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:I missed a bunch of crap here. So you're ex bf is a cat? Yes. Pick is loving crazy dude. She blends right in with the homeless.
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