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zakharov posted:The tournament is worst person not biggest weirdo. It's hard to top child molesters and rapists for that. That's fair, I was approaching it as best story due to the good natured tone. There's not fun in voting on the worst rapist. All of the rapists are bad though and should definitely be collectively the worst people.
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# ? May 15, 2017 17:57 |
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Re berth el pup. Don't forget the wedding vows he wanted, specifically stating to all present that he was a pathetic little man. That's just blatantly hosed up
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# ? May 15, 2017 17:57 |
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Yeah you can only go by "best story about someone horrible" because I mean, otherwise what can it even really mean.
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# ? May 15, 2017 18:16 |
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You could go by weirdest, or something. I guess I would consider Eagle Boyfriend to be among the best, but not for the same reasons as others. Best story illustrated by Elsa?
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# ? May 15, 2017 18:20 |
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Don't forget the guy who told his fiancee that he was going to the gym 1st thing in the morning after their wedding night. Me [32M] not sure how to handle my overbearing and intrusive mom [71F] quote:I am an only child and the only relative I have is my mom (no grandparents, no cousins, uncles/aunts, etc.). I never met my father and do not know who he is. I guess I was pretty isolated growing up, but never realized it until I was older. My mom never had any friends, only worked sporadically, was constantly worried about me going out and meeting people, etc. She was also very paranoid and would tell me women would just use me, try to get pregnant and trap me, and so on. Also from Norman here quote:If I set better boundaries, could she actually die from "broken heart syndrome"? I googled it and it seems to be semi real. 33 goddamn years old.
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DragQueenofAngmar posted:all this tournament poo poo is like extreeeeeemely old gbs :/ I'm bringing sincerity back.
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zakharov posted:Yikes I just looked this one up, and here's more explanation from the comments: OP: "Yeah, my post is a bit of mess for which I apologize. I hope I can explain it better here. This is all happening in the span of two days (A and B). Her sister has a miscarriage on A, her two brothers got into a car accident later that same evening and on B I propose. She posts on FB on B and after maybe an hour, a friend of my fiance from back home calls her to tell her to remove the post and explains what happened. My only guess was that after the car accident, her entire family was pre-occupied with the accident and kinda put Lisa on the back burner. Either that or no one cared enough about Lisa and deemed her not important enough to let her know about this." Did she remove the post? If she didn't, that explains why everyone got pissed off. OP: "Almost as soon as she was done talking to her friend." WTF? They're all freaking out at her even though they didn't bother to tell her about her cousin's death, brothers' serious injuries, or sister's miscarriage? She had to hear about her family from a friend a day later after they started blaming her for celebrating her engagement? Obviously they told more distant relatives, as well as lots of local friends, because those are the people who left nasty comments. There must be something else going on in that family that we're not seeing.
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Batterypowered7 posted:Just remembered the dude that accidentally vaped his dad's piss because the dad didn't want him vaping in the house and pissed in the reservoir.
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# ? May 15, 2017 18:38 |
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The 33 year old man with the extremely mentally ill mom needs to go post in r/raisedbynarcissists .
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Carbon Thief posted:I just looked this one up, and here's more explanation from the comments: She probably would have done better explaining herself on the post than deleting it and feeding herself to the wolves.
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Carbon Thief posted:I just looked this one up, and here's more explanation from the comments: Fun Fact about Blarzgh - the same day we announced our first pregnancy to the whole family, my Aunt died in the same house. That was a weird Thanksgiving.
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blarzgh posted:Fun Fact about Blarzgh - the same day we announced our first pregnancy to the whole family, my Aunt died in the same house. That was a weird Thanksgiving. Did the surprise cause her to have a heart attack?
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blarzgh posted:Fun Fact about Blarzgh - the same day we announced our first pregnancy to the whole family, my Aunt died in the same house. That was a weird Thanksgiving. It's actually called a womb, and yeah sounds like that took some serious acrobatics.
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therobit posted:Did the surprise cause her to have a heart attack?
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therobit posted:Did the surprise cause her to have a heart attack? No, and I'm glad I don't have to explain to my daughter that she killed a relative that she never met!
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# ? May 15, 2017 19:31 |
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Pretty sure she just reincarnated into your baby's body and your wife gave birth to your aunt hth
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Slugworth posted:His family has a very strict one-in, one-out rule. Nothing about my screen name or real name makes a good play on words with Logan's Run, so lets just pretend I made a funny joke about it.
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fruit on the bottom posted:Pretty sure she just reincarnated into your baby's body and your wife gave birth to your aunt hth No offense to my dead Aunt, but I sincerely hope not.
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blarzgh posted:No offense to my dead Aunt, but I sincerely hope not. Reminder that blarzgh believes in ghosts. There is a 100% chance that your wife's uterus is haunted by your dead aunt.
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# ? May 15, 2017 20:22 |
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Judging the most entertaining (or infuriating) post is better than just determining the objectively worst person because that turns the whole thing into the pedophile world championship playoffs
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blarzgh posted:No, and I'm glad I don't have to explain to my daughter that she killed a relative that she never met! Fun family fact! My great uncle told my great aunt "You're killing me, Cass!" when he was having a heart attack and then started laughing until he passed out. He died a few hours later at the hospital. It was exactly his kind of humor, but my great aunt took it pretty hard at the time. We all think it was pretty great now though.
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Solice Kirsk posted:Fun family fact! My great uncle told my great aunt "You're killing me, Cass!" when he was having a heart attack and then started laughing until he passed out. He died a few hours later at the hospital. It was exactly his kind of humor, but my great aunt took it pretty hard at the time. We all think it was pretty great now though. This owns
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My [23 F] bf [23 M] of 3 years doesn't wash his hands after using the bathroom. Is that normal?quote:My boyfriend and I have been together for 3 years. We have a great relationship and on the whole I'm very happy. This is just a minor issue that has been getting to me. quote:Edit: update: I've shown him this thread and we've talked about it. He's agreed to wash his hands after he poops and before making food. Woohoo! He is still refusing to use soap though. I'm pretty happy with the results, should I push for soap, or quit while I'm ahead? Won the battle but lost the war.
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# ? May 15, 2017 21:08 |
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Sphinctyrric Victory
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# ? May 15, 2017 21:08 |
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quote:If I set better boundaries, could she actually die from "broken heart syndrome"? I googled it and it seems to be semi real. Takotsubo cardiomyopathy is a real thing, but dying from it is extraordinarily rare these days, since you just need beta blockers and maybe some in-hospital care and some rest afterward. Heals itself, mostly. Reasons my pts have had takotsubo: --Husband died of a massive right-sided heart attack in front of her --Preteen daughter diagnosed with leukemia the same weekend they closed the offer on their house --Catastrophic PTSD after a sexual assault, started having increased frequency of flashbacks a few months later --Just kinda happened, I guess, nothing really weird happened lately If going six hours without talking to your healthy adult son puts you at risk of heart failure from stress, you are dumber than Padme Amidala and you need to either get some loving psychiatric help or accept your own inevitable stupid death.
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dudeness posted:My [23 F] bf [23 M] of 3 years doesn't wash his hands after using the bathroom. Is that normal? I usually only wash my hands if I'm about to eat or after pooping, does that make me a terrible manchild?
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Clark Nova posted:Judging the most entertaining (or infuriating) post is better than just determining the objectively worst person because that turns the whole thing into the pedophile world championship playoffs I mean and those are pretty different. Like, to me, the Roald Dahl Aunts are hilarious in a vegetable-stealing incest whisper kind of way, the Berth Ell Pup guy is just absurd selfishness and self-destruction.
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# ? May 15, 2017 21:25 |
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PS I would be so angry and hurt if I was publicly marrying someone and they insisted that I humiliate and belittle them in front of everyone I know. Are they trying to make my family think I'm an idiot with bad taste? Are they seriously gonna use my sweet old granny as a sort of auxiliary sex toy? Can they at least participate in the weird kinky couple poo poo we do?
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# ? May 15, 2017 21:27 |
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I think if she did the ultimate cuckolding and just left him at the alter and never came back, he die from a semen explosion.
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# ? May 15, 2017 21:30 |
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reposting this one 'cause i love itquote:I'm [M/22] and listening to "dancing queen" by ABBA made me really depressed about my life, age and girls.I'm also in love with this girl [18/F] from okcupid who thinks im a stalker.Personal issues
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elise the great posted:PS I would be so angry and hurt if I was publicly marrying someone and they insisted that I humiliate and belittle them in front of everyone I know. Are they trying to make my family think I'm an idiot with bad taste? Are they seriously gonna use my sweet old granny as a sort of auxiliary sex toy? Can they at least participate in the weird kinky couple poo poo we do? re: a commenter telling her that people could easily google "berth ell pup" and find that thread quote:Oh my god you're right.
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Me [27 M] with my wife [26 F] 4 years, I have kept my hobby a secret because I'm afraid she'll make fun of me.quote:So, this might seem trivial to some of you but it kinda matters to me.
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Universe Master posted:I think if she did the ultimate cuckolding and just left him at the alter and never came back, he die from a semen explosion.
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maskenfreiheit posted:I usually only wash my hands if I'm about to eat or after pooping, does that make me a terrible manchild? Maybe we are both the manchildren.
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quote:i got IP banned by okcupid for messaging her a lot and creeping her out, she said she thought it was harrassment. It takes a lot to get banned from OkCupid. Like... a lot. Yawgmoth posted:I usually give my hands a rinse after peeing, but going full scrub all the time seems like overkill. nope, if two people on the internet do something, it's perfectly normal and no one can shame us. are you any good at CSS? we can set up a subreddit to discuss our alternative lifestyle maskenfreiheit fucked around with this message at 21:41 on May 15, 2017 |
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misguided rage posted:She should have made him go sit in the audience while she married the boyfriend. Nobody would have been able to hear the vows over his moaning.
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Pick posted:re: a commenter telling her that people could easily google "berth ell pup" and find that thread Prep the bail
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maskenfreiheit posted:Me [27 M] with my wife [26 F] 4 years, I have kept my hobby a secret because I'm afraid she'll make fun of me. What exactly is the harm in telling her your hobbies at this point, are you worried shell use your rockets to escape?
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# ? May 15, 2017 21:42 |
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if they remade friends today, ross would get divorced by his first wife for being a weeaboo
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bottle rockets are fine, lead with that. never mention the anime. that is grounds for an annulment
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