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Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

new phone who dis posted:

If you have sex for compensation you are a whore. Hope this helps.

I have for compensation and that compensation is a happy relationshipo

# ? May 16, 2017 20:30

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# ? Jun 6, 2024 21:06

dudeness: Mar 5, 2010; Cat Army; Fallen Rib

Me [29 F] with my husband [30 M] of 8 yrs, he threw out almost everything we own without telling me and I am seriously wanting to end my marriage

quote:

When you have tried therapy many times, and your spouse has made attempts and some improvements, how do you decide if their effort is enough?

Short background story: My husband (now 30) and I (29) were together for five years before a surprise pregnancy gave us two beautiful girls we didn�t know we wanted. We had never planned to have kids.

My husband had a harder time adjusting to the children. He is very type A and very sensitive to bodily functions. He couldn�t handle a screaming child, or a dirty diaper, nevermind medical interventions. One of our girls had to have surgery before she was a year old and has neurological problems. She requires significantly more hands-on care than her sister.

The girls are now nearly three.

We went to therapy for the fact that he wouldn�t touch either of his kids for almost a year. He is now very willing to participate (but not to the point of being able to care for them for a whole day on his own, as I do frequently).
We went to therapy again for his communication skills. I wanted him to include me in decisions, to communicate thoughtfully and lovingly, rather than demanding and accusatory. He learned �I� statements. He attempts to talk to me more often throughout the day.

We went to therapy again later for his tendency to work more to compensate for his dislike of caring for our children. And because he thought and made decisions according to the belief that I could read his mind. I thought we�d made real progress until October.

So, to the problem at hand. Because my husband hates dealing with the kids on his own, I didn�t question him when he said he and his friends would take care of moving. I thought that four guys could box and move stuff much faster than he and I, alternating the kids and their needs. He has always been more eager, to the point of working three jobs, to take care of things outside the home life.

We rented a new place for a month before we needed to be out of the old place but he didn�t start moving until a week before lease was up, telling me �me and my buddies will take care of it� which I assumed meant he�d box everything up and we�d live with it as we went through things. I started to get the idea something wasn�t going right when he told me to come and decide what to do with certain things 48 hours before the lease was up.

I admit we had a lot of stuff, house amount of stuff, fit in 1,000 sq ft and we were moving to an even smaller apartment. This stuff was in a room that was large, but unusable because it was so narrow, so we had book shelves in there on which we stacked things we used frequently, sometimes, and even just not at all. He had poured it all out in the floor like a junk Christmas tree, rather than kept it stacked or in boxes as it had been. I think by doing this so close to moving out, he meant to put pressure on me to just throw it away. I thought this was unfair that he started this and gave me 48 hours to decide when we had a whole month to do it!

He said �I didn�t see you over here, going through anything.� But he didn't make it a possibility, either. We had one car at the time, and he was working two jobs, and unwilling to watch our daughters so that would mean I had to take them with me to a house not child proofed and in an extreme amount of disarray.

I put some things in a pile while the kids were in their car seats down stairs. I went up and down, back and forth, for about three hours, checking on them and sorting what I could. Again, I have a special needs child who cannot govern herself. When they couldn�t be distracted anymore, I took them home to the empty new apartment. He said he would take care of everything.

We had an "extra bedroom" amount of storage, and now we have two standard closets.

As you might imagine, a lot of things were lost in the move. I feel like I had no opportunity nor control over what made it to the new house. I loved baking before we had kids and I made wedding cakes � I had three sets of tiered cake pans and a ton of supplies. All gone. His answer �You never baked anymore.� I have twin girls, one with special needs! And a husband who has only just learned to care for them effectively! When the hell was I going to bake?

He tells me �I gave you $200. You should have paid a baby sitter and done this weeks ago.� I don�t work, it�s normal for him to give me money throughout the week! He did not say �pay a baby sitter with this or I will throw out all of your things.�

He did his best to take things he knew were sentimental to me, a box my father made my grandmother when he was in high school. My mom�s family�s bible. But there were other sentimental things that he did not know about, like a box of things that included my great grandmother�s wedding jewelry, and a journal of my brothers (he died at 14, of the same problem that my daughter has).

He also threw away his entire vintage collection of video games and game consoles, and a collection of finely tailored suits that he amassed over a decade, a little at a time. He threw out all our daughters clothes and toys except the suitcase of things I had taken the month before. All my makeup, gone. Shoes. Gone. Christmas d�cor. Gone. Every single book we both had.

I find myself looking for things that I discover were among the thrown out and I am angry all over again. I tell someone they can borrow something and correct myself � no, I found out that item was a goner months back.

I go back and forth between trying to treat him the best I can to inspire him to be better to me in return (our marriage counselor assured me this was the best way to nurture a relationship) and flying off the handle for everything and telling him to get the hell out. I remind myself we have young children who need a father and deserve an intact family.

But I had a house fire when I was 8 and we lost everything just in time for Christmas, like now. And then I think my husband purposely put me through that all over again and tells me it�s my fault and is not the least bit remorseful.
Then I think of how much therapy we�ve gone through and I think how much more we clearly need. How with my daughter�s medical expenses, we won�t be able to afford therapy again for quite a while. Do I really want to deal with this man forever? Do I do it for my kids?

TLDR: My husband and I have been to therapy several times in the 8 years we�ve been married. We moved and he purposely threw away almost everything we had without consulting me. We have two girls who are nearly three, one with a debilitating disorder. Is it the last straw?

EDIT-- For those of you messaging me and telling me I ruined his life by having kids, NEITHER of us wanted kids. And HE down right refused abortion when I brought it up. And HE has as much freedom to leave as I do, but like me, something is keeping him here, so I don't buy that crap that I have destroyed his livelihood and reason for living. He has plenty of power to walk out that door and do whatever he wants. He may be having a hard time with the course our lives have taken but I did not trap this man, okay?

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Two things came up: Autism and bipolar disorder. They were suggestions as he did not want to pursue a diagnosis. He did take depression medication for a time and it improved his irritability somewhat.

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Yeah, I could see it when the counselor was describing it to me. He works in IT, he's a very brainy guy, and doesn't deal well with change or see others' POV. It makes it tough to think of him that way though because I think what a scum bag a guy would be if he left my daughter for her condition... and what a terrible person I would be if I promised to love him for better or worse. And reneg when I realized worse was going to be the status quo for a while.

# ? May 16, 2017 20:33

Pick: Jul 19, 2009; Nap Ghost

*sigh* that could have been us... I miss him :smith:

# ? May 16, 2017 20:39

Yawgmoth: Sep 10, 2003; This post is cursed!

purple death ray posted:

It doesn't matter how lovely or abusive or no-contact your parents are, if they are alive and you are younger than 26 their income has to be included on your financial aid forms. If they refuse to give you that information, or if you don't even know how to get in touch with them to ask, guess what, no college for you.

So quit acting like she's just too dumb and lazy to fill out the form.

The government makes it nightmarishly difficult to do anything if you don't have two parents who are alive and well and on good terms with you. I tried applying for some positions on their assorted websites and only one of them actually let me check a box saying "I don't know this fuckhead s/he is dead to me." my dad's a piece of poo poo birther, last I checked he was real big into mail-order brides

# ? May 16, 2017 20:40

NomChompsky: Sep 17, 2008

This is not from reddit, it is in fact from a dating advice blog called Dr. Nerdlove, and hooly poo poo does he get some doozies writing in. For example:

quote:

Dr. NerdLove,

I am going thru recovery of a bad crush, and read your article on Nice Guying.

I am 35, currently married, but have been separated for 6 of the last 8 married years. Though not a virgin, I haven�t had sex with or been attracted to my wife in that amount of time. She changed personalities upon marriage. Due to this and this past crush, we are divorcing.

It all started about a year ago. I began working at a social club as the treasurer. I became attracted to one of the members pretty much immediately. However, I knew that any relationship that went beyond a professional one would take me down a path of emotional turmoil. I avoided my crush for several months to preserve my sanity and protect whatever is left of my marriage. However, after I�d been working for the club for months, she approached me to hang out with her and her friend. Like an idiot, and against my better judgement, I agreed.

Over the following weeks, we chatted regularly and hung out every weekend. During this time, I would talk with her way more often than I did with my own wife. I refused to push any flirting or physical touching; I had resolved that I wasn�t going to cheat (at least, physically). In fact, I�m in the military and the UCMJ lists adultery as a jailable offense.

However, she was MUCH younger, 20. So, everything I did, I reasoned if it was OK to do with a platonic friend, it was OK to do with her. I hung out, we traded relationship advice, attended events together, ate together, became Snapchat buddies� it was literally gold hearted.

Until she complained that I don�t open up. So, knowing alcohol typically removes inhibitions�I drank myself stupid in order to let loose my emotions. I would up telling her how beautiful she was and how much I loved her.

Next day, I was embarrassed that I had opened up over feelings I had been resisting while sober. It began an awkward situation with my friend. After all, she knew I was unhappily married. But she permitted my continued friendship by giving me the �friends or distance� option. I chose �friends� at first. But knowing she was broke college student, I wound up wanting to pay for things every so often (after all, I had $$$, she didn�t). But this repulsed her openly. She resisted any offer of reimbursement or material exchange.

Also, both fitness oriented, we both agreed to jog together, but 2 hours prior, she reneges. A few weeks later, she expressed interest in riding a motorcycle�the kind of which I owned. So, I offered to teach her to ride. Which, when she was sober, was hesitant. When drunk, she was giddy to partake. So, I buy a helmet and jacket for her to use when riding�because it�s required. My size is different.

Which takes me to the last day I spoke to her. After an evening of working at the club, she needed a ride home. So I gave her a ride home. I give her the gear and a bag to carry it all. Smiling, she departs.

One hour later: �Did you buy this? Its kinda sugar daddy-like.�

Pissed, I tell her �I�m not your sugar daddy. It�s not the loving jacket, its the hours spent riding. This isn�t buying you into a relationship. I can�t help it if I have $$$ and you don�t. Forgive me if I want to make it possible for you to do the things you want to do. I�ve done this for all my friends, regardless of financial background.�(which is true).

She also lives with her parents, and they return the jacket a day later. I�m sure she got pressured from her parents too.

Defensive, we sign off. A day later she gives me the �Friend or distance� ultimatum again. This time, I chose �It was nice to know you.� I was pissed that she both initiated the friendship, wanted to get fit, and learn to ride�and yet flaked out on every one of them. Knowing I cannot change another person, and my crush on her would always taint our friendship, I called it quits. The next day, super depressed that I just released the biggest crush of my life (I� ve had several in my life), I went to work, only to stare at the computer screen. They sent me home, missing rest of the day. Like an idiot, I do a Snapchat of alcohol, wanting to drink the pain away.

Her friend see the snap story. My crush gets wind, freaks out, and tells her dad that I make her feel uncomfortable and she doesn�t want to be alone with me anymore. (basically similar to stalking symptoms). Her dad calls the club, the club kicks me out. The club is located 300 yards from my house. Incredibly hurt beyond belief, I begin to fear her dad with a gun or police at my door step� even though she or her friend had been the ones who�d invite me to hang out with them. She never signaled that she was uncomfortable or repulsed by my presence.

I literally bawled and went to retrieve my belongings at the club. I saw a few other female members, teary eyed, and tell them what happened. I go back and make sure her friend knows since she had been helping me recover. Well, little did I know that all this had just embarrassed her. So she tells me to stop telling people, which I did. After that, like my original distance decision, I stopped talking to her, and eventually her friend. Her friend eventually begins ghosting me�even though she still says �hey� in person. I still have a good relationship with her friend�s mom.

Most importantly, the degree to which my crush occcured, made me realize what I lacked in my marriage: passion.

So, I filed for divorce, finally. I am now close to getting the divorce decree and run into my crush still every so often (small town/club-is-300ft-from-my-house). While I believe I get over her a little each day, but I can�t help being hurt each time I go home passing a club where I still have friends who share my interests. Should I try to contact my crush to resolve things and thus rekindle my club status, or continue divesting of those friends? How can one �move on� when you are constantly reminded daily that I was removed for having feelings�that I resisted a lot.

Of all the thing I got for her and her friend:

1) Work freebies(promotional items: bottles bags, pens, etc�)

2) Hand me down refridgerator from another member

3) A bag

4) Concert tickets for all three of us

5) Motorcycle jacket

Was I � too nice�/�Nice Guy�? If so, how so?

Cheating is illegal for me. They might not have known that, but it is. Uniform Code of Military Justice makes adultery illegal and punishable. Will I be reported if I attempt to reconcile? Will she be uncomfortable if I return? Interestingly, I am comfortable with thought of us just not working out. But I�m not comfortable with having been kicked out.

How am I supposed to go home daily without being in fear of further and eventual stalking allegations? She gave me a stare down last month riding by�what was that? Should I move away? If so, why? Why must I be intimidated by a young girl? It�s hard to create my own happiness with others, when I�m constantly reminded of being kicked.

How can I move on?

Thanks truly,

Too Nice/Too Creepy?

How the gently caress do you get separated for six years out of an eight year marriage? Also lol at "Well I decided just to be her friend, but also to extort her with lavish gifts."

# ? May 16, 2017 20:41

NomChompsky: Sep 17, 2008

Pick posted:

*sigh* that could have been us... I miss him

hmmm. women are sad.

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maskenfreiheit posted:

A lot of people take the line that if you never explicitly condition the relationship on money (or gifts) it's not prostitution. That's what the whole sugar baby thing was originally. There's never an explicit dollar figure quoted or exact terms discussed, it's just that the first date involves shopping or whatever and the girl would simply never show up without money and gifts.

Frankly it's mostly a distinction made because prostitution is illegal, so you can advertise for a "rent boy" and you're in the clear but "suck my dick one a day for free rent" isn't.

So which ones am I allowed to not treat as people?

# ? May 16, 2017 20:44

Dunning Krugerrand: Dec 23, 2015; purestrain pyrite

blarzgh posted:

You don't have to have your parent's information to fill out a fafsa.

If you're under 26 you either have provide your parents info or you have to go through lot of bullshit to prove you're not dependent on them anymore.

# ? May 16, 2017 20:46

A Wizard of Goatse: Dec 14, 2014

Ham Sandwiches posted:

The context of the story is that people want to fess up to her being a whore. But she wasn't a street whore turning tricks so she feels weird owning that. She had an arrangement with a wealthy guy, which is something a lot of people do, but people in this thread are being kinda weird about it. Yeah wealthy / rich / old dudes and young women don't happen? Some arrangements are more formal than others, sometimes it's a paid apartment and sometimes there's cash.

It's real weird watching people work the "Haha the whore doesn't think she's a whore angle" when it seems understandable what she's clarifying?

A big part of the issue is that she's been pretending this was anything other than escort work all along, so when her john rolls up and makes a show of trading her time and attention for money right in front of her fiance and she just casually accepts it and acts like nothing's weird it's not quite her going off and sucking the guy's dick in the restaurant bathroom for a hundo, but it's the two of them carrying on the business exactly as she's described it, and the situation's no longer "my fiance used to be a prostitute" it's "I just watched my fiance hooking and now she's gonna pretend it didn't happen"

A Wizard of Goatse fucked around with this message at 20:55 on May 16, 2017

# ? May 16, 2017 20:47

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO: Feb 28, 1985

One of the other children managed it without being a hooker. Maybe ask them for the details.

# ? May 16, 2017 20:48

Pick: Jul 19, 2009; Nap Ghost

NomChompsky posted:

hmmm. women are sad.

*nods sagely*

# ? May 16, 2017 20:50

MF_James: May 8, 2008; I CANNOT HANDLE BEING CALLED OUT ON MY DUMBASS OPINIONS ABOUT ANTI-VIRUS AND SECURITY. I REALLY LIKE TO THINK THAT I KNOW THINGS HERE

INSTEAD I AM GOING TO WHINE ABOUT IT IN OTHER THREADS SO MY OPINION CAN FEEL VALIDATED IN AN ECHO CHAMBER I LIKE

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:

One of the other children managed it without being a hooker. Maybe ask them for the details.

Nope

quote:

So, I gave it up and moved on. My parents always had a problem with it (and I get it). They thought I was prostituting myself for money. Sure, but they wouldn't help with a cent for school, my father's fake old world attitude meant I had to sink or swim. Out of 4 girls, I'm the only one that graduated university because I am the only one who could get the resources together. He wouldn't help with loan applications, nothing, so I had to take drastic measures.

# ? May 16, 2017 20:56

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO: Feb 28, 1985

Ohh good point, I missed that.

I read it as being they didn't necessarily withhold anything, and she just didn't know how to fill out the form.

# ? May 16, 2017 21:00

A Wizard of Goatse: Dec 14, 2014

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:

Ohh good point, I missed that.

I read it as being they didn't necessarily withhold anything, and she just didn't know how to fill out the form.

If she's in the US she can't really opt out of her parents' income dramatically affecting the financial aid she's eligible for without dad actively cooperating. FAFSA don't calculate how much of their money your parents actually intend to contribute.

it can be a lovely situation and the out she found was totally understandable, what's not is failing to grasp loving boundaries and thinking some goofy circumlocution is a good substitute for definitively closing the door on that part of your life once you're in a committed relationship.

A Wizard of Goatse fucked around with this message at 21:07 on May 16, 2017

# ? May 16, 2017 21:04

blarzgh: Apr 14, 2009; SNITCHIN' RANDY; Grimey Drawer

Dunning Krugerrand posted:

If you're under 26 you either have provide your parents info or you have to go through lot of bullshit to prove you're not dependent on them anymore.

Hmm, that does seem more difficult than gobbling wrinkle-dick for money. Gosh, college can be so cruel.

# ? May 16, 2017 21:06

MF_James: May 8, 2008; I CANNOT HANDLE BEING CALLED OUT ON MY DUMBASS OPINIONS ABOUT ANTI-VIRUS AND SECURITY. I REALLY LIKE TO THINK THAT I KNOW THINGS HERE

INSTEAD I AM GOING TO WHINE ABOUT IT IN OTHER THREADS SO MY OPINION CAN FEEL VALIDATED IN AN ECHO CHAMBER I LIKE

Lol at the guy that probably had no college debt looking down on a kid that figured out a way to go through college without debt.

# ? May 16, 2017 21:13

maskenfreiheit: Dec 30, 2004

Real talk:

I used to really beat myself up I've never had a "real" relationship (long term), but after reading this thread I've realized I actually just have self respect.

(Also I should probably hit the gym)

# ? May 16, 2017 21:13

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO: Feb 28, 1985

MF_James posted:

Lol at the guy that probably had no college debt looking down on a kid that figured out a way to go through college without debt.

I had a poo poo load of debt, zero support, and managed to fund everything without blowing the elderly.

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO fucked around with this message at 21:39 on May 16, 2017

# ? May 16, 2017 21:16

chitoryu12: Apr 24, 2014

Honestly if you can get a guy to throw you hundreds of dollars by flashing your tits and appealing to his fetish for being abused, more power to you.

# ? May 16, 2017 21:16

maskenfreiheit: Dec 30, 2004

fruit on the bottom posted:

So which ones am I allowed to not treat as people?

the ones who listen to Nickelback

# ? May 16, 2017 21:16

Gloryhold It!: Sep 22, 2008; Fucking
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blarzgh posted:

Hmm, that does seem more difficult than gobbling wrinkle-dick for money. Gosh, college can be so cruel.

Honestly, probably. And she didn't have any debt afterwards.

# ? May 16, 2017 21:17

A Moose: Oct 22, 2009

blarzgh posted:

Hmm, that does seem more difficult than gobbling wrinkle-dick for money. Gosh, college can be so cruel.

yeah those poors having ideas above their station, she should just realize college isn't for everyone am i right?

# ? May 16, 2017 21:18

maskenfreiheit: Dec 30, 2004

chitoryu12 posted:

Honestly if you can get a guy to throw you hundreds of dollars by flashing your tits and appealing to his fetish for being abused, more power to you.

I think a lot of hatred of sex workers comes from a mixture of MRA-eque anger that men can't be paid for sex, mixed in with a little incel-lite notions that the idea someone could so easily obtain sex they can withhold it offends them on a personal level. (Add in a dash of "my face looks like a twitter egg but my frail male ego can't handle acknowledging that both sexes are harmed by unrealistic standards of beauty)

# ? May 16, 2017 21:18

MF_James: May 8, 2008; I CANNOT HANDLE BEING CALLED OUT ON MY DUMBASS OPINIONS ABOUT ANTI-VIRUS AND SECURITY. I REALLY LIKE TO THINK THAT I KNOW THINGS HERE

INSTEAD I AM GOING TO WHINE ABOUT IT IN OTHER THREADS SO MY OPINION CAN FEEL VALIDATED IN AN ECHO CHAMBER I LIKE

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:

I had a poo poo load of debt, zero support, and managed to fund everything without blowing the elderly.

Well I wasn't actually referring to you, but you can be added in as well.

How awesome would it have been to NOT have a shitload of debt and end up paying off the loan+interest for the next X amount of years (hell maybe you don't have it paid off yet)?

It was her choice to do this and from a financial point of view, it was a fairly sound choice, but she probably shouldn't have told anyone since sex-work is pretty heavily looked down on in America in many respects, including legality.

# ? May 16, 2017 21:19

Pick: Jul 19, 2009; Nap Ghost

Yeah stick it to the rich by letting them gently caress your pussy for a fiver

# ? May 16, 2017 21:19

Gloryhold It!: Sep 22, 2008; Fucking
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gently caress, if that was an option for me, I'd probably have done it myself

# ? May 16, 2017 21:19

Ham Sandwiches: Jul 7, 2000

A Wizard of Goatse posted:

it can be a lovely situation and the out she found was totally understandable, what's not is failing to grasp loving boundaries and thinking some goofy circumlocution is a good substitute for definitively closing the door on that part of your life once you're in a committed relationship.

I don't think she had anything to do with the guy coming up to her and him paying for their meal was a big overstep of boundaries. If it was the same situation (hypothetical) with some stripper in a club I saw before, it wouldn't be cool that I go up and be like "oh wow yeah you have a great pussy" and slap $40 on the table.

# ? May 16, 2017 21:19

Gloryhold It!: Sep 22, 2008; Fucking
Adorable

Pick posted:

Yeah stick it to the rich by letting them gently caress your pussy for a fiver

Let economics trickle down your face

# ? May 16, 2017 21:21

A Wizard of Goatse: Dec 14, 2014

Ham Sandwiches posted:

I don't think she had anything to do with the guy coming up to her and him paying for their meal was a big overstep of boundaries. If it was the same situation (hypothetical) with some stripper in a club I saw before, it wouldn't be cool that I go up and be like "oh wow yeah you have a great pussy" and slap $40 on the table.

yeah dude was totally showing off his dick

but strippers generally are enough not in denial about their job that they'd tell you to gently caress off and refuse the money if you tried that poo poo in front of their MMA guy boyfriend

# ? May 16, 2017 21:22

Ham Sandwiches: Jul 7, 2000

A Wizard of Goatse posted:

yeah dude was totally showing off his dick

but strippers generally are enough not in denial about their job that they'd tell you to gently caress off and refuse the money if you tried that poo poo in front of their MMA guy boyfriend

Yeah the thing is it sucks either way. Whether the stripper gets mad and tells you to gently caress off or tries to keep it low key, it sucks that she had to deal with that in her real life instead of a dude respecting boundaries.

The whole thing just sucks the old bankroll is a giant piece of poo poo that felt the need to poo poo on her new relationship just because.

# ? May 16, 2017 21:24

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO: Feb 28, 1985

MF_James posted:

How awesome would it have been to NOT have a shitload of debt and end up paying off the loan+interest for the next X amount of years (hell maybe you don't have it paid off yet)?

Pretty awesome.

But you say people without debt are bitching about it, which is total BS.

# ? May 16, 2017 21:30

purple death ray: Jul 28, 2007; me omw 2 steal ur girl

Pick posted:

Yeah stick it to the rich by letting them gently caress your pussy for a fiver

Sometimes there's just no good solution to a problem.

# ? May 16, 2017 21:31

Pick: Jul 19, 2009; Nap Ghost

purple death ray posted:

Sometimes there's just no good solution to a problem.

# ? May 16, 2017 21:33

Tacky-Ass Rococco: Sep 7, 2010; by R. Guyovich

As a highly successful gigolo, I ask that people stop prostitute-shaming. We live in a capitalist society. Everybody's gotta sell something.

# ? May 16, 2017 21:34

Yawgmoth: Sep 10, 2003; This post is cursed!

Pick posted:

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If you murder him you don't get to drain his ~~lizard~~ entire bank account though

# ? May 16, 2017 21:35

blarzgh: Apr 14, 2009; SNITCHIN' RANDY; Grimey Drawer

purple death ray posted:

Sometimes there's just no good solution to a problem.

How about figure out your loving fafsa which is easier than any goddamn job on the planet?

A Moose posted:

yeah those poors having ideas above their station, she should just realize college isn't for everyone am i right?

And in that moment he realized he was advocating for literal prostitution over "figuring out paperwork" because his worldview was so entrenched in class warfare he couldn't back down now.

# ? May 16, 2017 21:35

purple death ray: Jul 28, 2007; me omw 2 steal ur girl

Pick posted:

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Who getting :murder:

ed would have enabled this lady to pay for college? I guess the parents, cause then she wouldn't need their finances, plus maybe some insurance money or inheritance.

Alright go back in time and kill your parents. Butterfly Effect 2

# ? May 16, 2017 21:36

purple death ray: Jul 28, 2007; me omw 2 steal ur girl

blarzgh posted:

How about figure out your loving fafsa which is easier than any goddamn job on the planet?

And in that moment he realized he was advocating for literal prostitution over "figuring out paperwork" because his worldview was so entrenched in class warfare he couldn't back down now.

You should read things better, you're yelling at an illiterate dick suckin strawman that has nothing to do with the reality of the situation

# ? May 16, 2017 21:38

ravenkult: Feb 3, 2011

What a gross old dude. ''This gal is a great person man, congratulations, I can vouch for her dicksucking skills.''

# ? May 16, 2017 21:41

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To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out; Biscuit Hider

purple death ray posted:

You should read things better, you're yelling at an illiterate dick suckin strawman that has nothing to do with the reality of the situation

He's haunted by the ghost of poor reading comprehension.

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# ? May 16, 2017 21:41

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