- Shadow0
- Jun 16, 2008
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If to live in this style is to be eccentric, it must be confessed that there is something good in eccentricity.
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As someone who is considering living in South Korea next year, I would appreciate someone with more mental stability in charge. Bad laws can be overturned later; loss of life, not so much.
Edit: Not to say I wouldn't be very upset by loss of life even if I weren't going.
Shadow0 fucked around with this message at 12:21 on May 19, 2017
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May 19, 2017 12:07
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- Jose
- Jul 24, 2007
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Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
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I'm not sure Kim Jong Un being overthrown is really better for you
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May 19, 2017 12:11
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- Mr Ice Cream Glove
- Apr 22, 2007
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This man is performing at a Saudi Arabia event with Donald Trump.
quote:
Cuz you are my Abbot to my Costello
And you are the fruit to my loom
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He's got the red, white, and blue flyin' high on the farm
Semper Fi tattooed on his left arm
Spend a little more in the store for a tag in the back that says ‘USA’
He won't buy nothin' that he can't fix,
With WD40 and a Craftsman wrench
He ain't prejudiced, he's just made in America
Born in the Heartland, raised up a family
Of King James and Uncle Sam
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So we prayed to Allah with all of our might
Until those big U.S. jets came flyin one night
They dropped little bombs all over their holy land
And man you should have seen em run like rabbits, they ran
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Call a Marine
Instead of 911
They’re built to improvise, adapt and overcome
When you’re in knee deep and you’re up poo poo’s creek
And you’ve tried everything
Tell you what you do
Call a Marine!
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Chug-a-lug chug a lug
Make u wanna holla hidy hoe,
Burns your tummy don't you know
Chug-a-lug chug-a-lug
Jukebox and sawdust floor
Somthin' like i've never seen
Heck I'm just going on 15,
But with the help of my fanaglein' uncle
I get snuk in for my first taste of sin
I said let me have a big old sip
bbbb i done a double back flip
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May 19, 2017 12:13
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- I AM THE TOILET
- Jul 11, 2016
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Pretty sure he gets to appoint (as would Pence if he survives), that's how Geralg Forg became president.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gerald_Ford
became president by fiat, at least some people somewhere voted for President Ryan
i can't find out if it's true, and the rational part of me says it isn't true, but a great quote from Hunter S. Thompson from the Richard Nixon obituary is this:
quote:Ford, who believes strongly in Heaven and Hell, has told more than one of his celebrity golf partners that "I know I will go to hell, because I pardoned Richard Nixon."
if easy d does resign, i wonder if pence would extend the same courtesy
he'd likely survive - ford certainly did
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May 19, 2017 12:13
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- MikeCrotch
- Nov 5, 2011
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I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE
YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH
NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT
YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE
NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT
more like BOLLOCKnese
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Today had made me feel sympathy with all the middle class white opiate addicts shivering in their recliners from Oxycontin withdrawal
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May 19, 2017 12:14
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- I AM THE TOILET
- Jul 11, 2016
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Today had made me feel sympathy with all the middle class white opiate addicts shivering in their recliners from Oxycontin withdrawal
the lower class; not so much
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May 19, 2017 12:16
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- Jose
- Jul 24, 2007
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Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump...r%3D394%23pti29
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May 19, 2017 12:22
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- Cough Drop The Beat
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by Lowtax
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he was in charge of the transition which means he knew flynn was compromised when hiring him
Knowing how dirty and completely and utterly without ethics Trump, Bannon, Kushner, Flynn, Sessions, etc are, it follows with solid logic that Pence is similarly amoral and in on the whole Russia collusion like the rest of them. Pence literally endangered the lives of innocent people as Governor by causing a HIV outbreak in a low-income Indiana county, solely because of a totally insane anti-abortion crusade. Dude does not give a gently caress, just like the vast majority of Trump's buddies. Honestly, I'll be shocked if the Russia investigation doesn't eventually find him sitting in on a couple of Flynn's meetings with Kislyak or whatever hilarious garbage.
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May 19, 2017 12:30
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- Multilake
- Dec 11, 2016
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If you're in a jam, a crayon scrunched under your nose makes a good pretend moustache.
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stop. it's ENUF
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May 19, 2017 12:32
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- Calm Waters
- Aug 24, 2011
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Is Melania on this trip or what
she is
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May 19, 2017 12:34
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- I AM THE TOILET
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Is Melania on this trip or what
"Mom."
Melania looked up from her jigsaw puzzle. That same twinge of dread wracked her arms, her face, her breast.
"Mom, come here."
She closed her eyes, counted to five. Then she scooted the chair back from the $200,000 desk that Donald bought her. She stood up, slowly, and walked into the living room, her high heels clacking loudly and reverberating.
Barron was, once again, slumped against the couch, legs spread. The fly of his pants was down, boxer-briefs still snug around his waist.
"I want you to touch me again."
Melania stood still, locking her gaze with her son's.
And in the back of her head, she envisioned a world where Barron laughed, said he was joking, and asked if she wanted to go get some ice cream.
Or go to the movies.
Or see what's playing on Broadway.
"Hey mom, I wanna visit the MOMA. Will you take me?"
or even just
Can we get McDonald's?
But she stood there, she looking into his eyes, and he looking into hers, and her feeling the cold, wet, metallic, reptilian, innate logic of her husband's child drilling deep into her, reducing her to the most basic elements that would ever feed the most animalistic hungers this person could ever know.
So once again, Melania crossed the living room floor. And she reached down towards those boxer-briefs, ready to do what a mother must yet do again for a child such as Barron.
"No," he said.
And Melania stopped, and looked him in the eyes again.
"Do it with your mouth," he said.
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May 19, 2017 12:42
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- StupidSexyVaultGuy
- Jul 26, 2003
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"Mom."
Melania looked up from her jigsaw puzzle. That same twinge of dread wracked her arms, her face, her breast.
"Mom, come here."
She closed her eyes, counted to five. Then she scooted the chair back from the $200,000 desk that Donald bought her. She stood up, slowly, and walked into the living room, her high heels clacking loudly and reverberating.
Barron was, once again, slumped against the couch, legs spread. The fly of his pants was down, boxer-briefs still snug around his waist.
"I want you to touch me again."
Melania stood still, locking her gaze with her son's.
And in the back of her head, she envisioned a world where Barron laughed, said he was joking, and asked if she wanted to go get some ice cream.
Or go to the movies.
Or see what's playing on Broadway.
"Hey mom, I wanna visit the MOMA. Will you take me?"
or even just
Can we get McDonald's?
But she stood there, she looking into his eyes, and he looking into hers, and her feeling the cold, wet, metallic, reptilian, innate logic of her husband's child drilling deep into her, reducing her to the most basic elements that would ever feed the most animalistic hungers this person could ever know.
So once again, Melania crossed the living room floor. And she reached down towards those boxer-briefs, ready to do what a mother must yet do again for a child such as Barron.
"No," he said.
And Melania stopped, and looked him in the eyes again.
"Do it with your mouth," he said.
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May 19, 2017 12:47
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- morningdrew
- Jul 18, 2003
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It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!
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"Mom."
Melania looked up from her jigsaw puzzle. That same twinge of dread wracked her arms, her face, her breast.
"Mom, come here."
She closed her eyes, counted to five. Then she scooted the chair back from the $200,000 desk that Donald bought her. She stood up, slowly, and walked into the living room, her high heels clacking loudly and reverberating.
Barron was, once again, slumped against the couch, legs spread. The fly of his pants was down, boxer-briefs still snug around his waist.
"I want you to touch me again."
Melania stood still, locking her gaze with her son's.
And in the back of her head, she envisioned a world where Barron laughed, said he was joking, and asked if she wanted to go get some ice cream.
Or go to the movies.
Or see what's playing on Broadway.
"Hey mom, I wanna visit the MOMA. Will you take me?"
or even just
Can we get McDonald's?
But she stood there, she looking into his eyes, and he looking into hers, and her feeling the cold, wet, metallic, reptilian, innate logic of her husband's child drilling deep into her, reducing her to the most basic elements that would ever feed the most animalistic hungers this person could ever know.
So once again, Melania crossed the living room floor. And she reached down towards those boxer-briefs, ready to do what a mother must yet do again for a child such as Barron.
"No," he said.
And Melania stopped, and looked him in the eyes again.
"Do it with your mouth," he said.
'Wait' he stammered. 'Put it on'
Melania tried to play dumb.
'I put what on?' she asked, coy
'The loving headscarf' Barron demanded, as his pants tent grew taller
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May 19, 2017 12:51
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- I AM THE TOILET
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'Wait' he stammered. 'Put it on'
Melania tried to play dumb.
'I put what on?' she asked, coy
'The loving headscarf' Barron demanded, as his pants tent grew taller
hambowl
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May 19, 2017 12:52
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- Coral Reefer
- Feb 19, 2005
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I touched a clown and now I am going to jail. I hope they let me keep my beard.
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"Mom."
Melania looked up from her jigsaw puzzle. That same twinge of dread wracked her arms, her face, her breast.
"Mom, come here."
She closed her eyes, counted to five. Then she scooted the chair back from the $200,000 desk that Donald bought her. She stood up, slowly, and walked into the living room, her high heels clacking loudly and reverberating.
Barron was, once again, slumped against the couch, legs spread. The fly of his pants was down, boxer-briefs still snug around his waist.
"I want you to touch me again."
Melania stood still, locking her gaze with her son's.
And in the back of her head, she envisioned a world where Barron laughed, said he was joking, and asked if she wanted to go get some ice cream.
Or go to the movies.
Or see what's playing on Broadway.
"Hey mom, I wanna visit the MOMA. Will you take me?"
or even just
Can we get McDonald's?
But she stood there, she looking into his eyes, and he looking into hers, and her feeling the cold, wet, metallic, reptilian, innate logic of her husband's child drilling deep into her, reducing her to the most basic elements that would ever feed the most animalistic hungers this person could ever know.
So once again, Melania crossed the living room floor. And she reached down towards those boxer-briefs, ready to do what a mother must yet do again for a child such as Barron.
"No," he said.
And Melania stopped, and looked him in the eyes again.
"Do it with your mouth," he said.
loving 5'd
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May 19, 2017 12:55
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- tao of lmao
- Oct 9, 2005
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Maybe writing slashfic about children is in bad taste? Maybe?
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May 19, 2017 13:04
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- I AM THE TOILET
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but seriously, back during inauguration i was making jokes about how barron can't be left alone in a room with small animals and how he's already choked out two dogs and a kitty and my wife gets on me like CHILDREN ARE SACRED. THEY ARE INNOCENT AND DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY'RE DOING. and then i look at loving barron loving goddamn loving trump and i lol
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May 19, 2017 13:07
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- Cough Drop The Beat
- Jan 22, 2012
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by Lowtax
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"Mom."
Melania looked up from her jigsaw puzzle. That same twinge of dread wracked her arms, her face, her breast.
"Mom, come here."
She closed her eyes, counted to five. Then she scooted the chair back from the $200,000 desk that Donald bought her. She stood up, slowly, and walked into the living room, her high heels clacking loudly and reverberating.
Barron was, once again, slumped against the couch, legs spread. The fly of his pants was down, boxer-briefs still snug around his waist.
"I want you to touch me again."
Melania stood still, locking her gaze with her son's.
And in the back of her head, she envisioned a world where Barron laughed, said he was joking, and asked if she wanted to go get some ice cream.
Or go to the movies.
Or see what's playing on Broadway.
"Hey mom, I wanna visit the MOMA. Will you take me?"
or even just
Can we get McDonald's?
But she stood there, she looking into his eyes, and he looking into hers, and her feeling the cold, wet, metallic, reptilian, innate logic of her husband's child drilling deep into her, reducing her to the most basic elements that would ever feed the most animalistic hungers this person could ever know.
So once again, Melania crossed the living room floor. And she reached down towards those boxer-briefs, ready to do what a mother must yet do again for a child such as Barron.
"No," he said.
And Melania stopped, and looked him in the eyes again.
"Do it with your mouth," he said.
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May 19, 2017 13:07
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- tao of lmao
- Oct 9, 2005
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I'm aware of that picture. That doesn't really excuse writing gross poo poo about a child. Use your head.
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May 19, 2017 13:08
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- I AM THE TOILET
- Jul 11, 2016
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barron's as much a child as 2 scoops is; you wanna die on this moron hill of defending the idiot incestuous child of the worst president ever?
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May 19, 2017 13:09
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- Avirosb
- Nov 21, 2016
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Everyone makes pisstakes
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Barron has an excuse.
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May 19, 2017 13:09
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- the fart question
- Mar 21, 2007
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College Slice
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So who else is going down with Trump, cos I doubt he'll be going alone
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May 19, 2017 13:10
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- Whorelord
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Jump into the well...
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"Mom."
Melania looked up from her jigsaw puzzle. That same twinge of dread wracked her arms, her face, her breast.
"Mom, come here."
She closed her eyes, counted to five. Then she scooted the chair back from the $200,000 desk that Donald bought her. She stood up, slowly, and walked into the living room, her high heels clacking loudly and reverberating.
Barron was, once again, slumped against the couch, legs spread. The fly of his pants was down, boxer-briefs still snug around his waist.
"I want you to touch me again."
Melania stood still, locking her gaze with her son's.
And in the back of her head, she envisioned a world where Barron laughed, said he was joking, and asked if she wanted to go get some ice cream.
Or go to the movies.
Or see what's playing on Broadway.
"Hey mom, I wanna visit the MOMA. Will you take me?"
or even just
Can we get McDonald's?
But she stood there, she looking into his eyes, and he looking into hers, and her feeling the cold, wet, metallic, reptilian, innate logic of her husband's child drilling deep into her, reducing her to the most basic elements that would ever feed the most animalistic hungers this person could ever know.
So once again, Melania crossed the living room floor. And she reached down towards those boxer-briefs, ready to do what a mother must yet do again for a child such as Barron.
"No," he said.
And Melania stopped, and looked him in the eyes again.
"Do it with your mouth," he said.
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May 19, 2017 13:11
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- tao of lmao
- Oct 9, 2005
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barron's as much a child as 2 scoops is; you wanna die on this moron hill of defending the idiot incestuous child of the worst president ever?
I will defend against you writing lovely slashfic about a god drat child. Are you retarded?
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May 19, 2017 13:11
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- I AM THE TOILET
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I will defend against you writing lovely slashfic about a god drat child. Are you retarded?
fine, sorry. dropping it. i was mocking this inherently lovely dynasty of dipshits, and they all deserve it, but if you want to be the brave one to weave your way through all their horrible incestuous horseshit be the noble one, i'll accede.
it was wrong of me to write that whole stupid loving joke scene, and i am sorry.
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May 19, 2017 13:14
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- jenny jones fan
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but seriously, back during inauguration i was making jokes about how barron can't be left alone in a room with small animals and how he's already choked out two dogs and a kitty
You are thinking of Huckabee's son
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