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Tunicate posted:The only suggestion I have is maybe looking at bandcamp once you're done, because soundcloud's impossible-to-disable autoplay is pretty annoying. Actually I'm putting it up on Free Music Archive when it's done. WFMU really loved the last one and they're basically my heroes, and they only play stuff if it's on FMA. Although there's nothing keeping me from putting it on Bandcamp too, if it comes to that.
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syscall girl posted:Ahahaha, in chapter three at about 3:45 Oh god, me too. Dan Carlin's bonkers *extremely serious* delivery just makes this so right.
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The Lemondrop Dandy posted:Oh god, me too. Dan Carlin's bonkers *extremely serious* delivery just makes this so right. Yeah I feel like that is going to play more and more of a role in the humor of the later chapters. Early on it's mostly serious and dark, to the extent that I worry about it just being depressing. But once congress starts having massive public orgies and then eating each other it really helps that he's so goddamn serious about it. e: I did not at all mean to hijack this thread with this stuff. I'll probably start a GBS thread about it before too terribly long, probably once chapter 5 is done. 2e: Actually here's a sample of a chunk of chapter 5. This is not at all close to finished, so I'm posting it as an unlisted YouTube and asking y'all to not share it too broadly outside the thread. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axR8dB2pjow Trig Discipline has a new favorite as of 10:06 on May 25, 2017 |
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deoju posted:"How long do you plan on staying in Washington?" 18 Character Limit posted:"Did you bring any Russians with you?"
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Trig Discipline posted:But once congress starts having massive public orgies and then eating each other sometimes I forget how long you've been gone trig but you're going to need to step it up to keep pace with reality
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 Cobweb Heart posted:at 2:51 a russian man drives around his cool pet lion Sagebrush posted:*excitedly skips to 2:51*
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Powaqoatse posted:Cheesefarting goon: Oh man, I have heard tales of this thread but never read the whole thing. It's a pretty spicy troll imvho
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DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:very bad no-good cheese pun 
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Very funny cheese man
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Karate Bastard posted:Very funny cheese man 
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spog posted:Pandas have more sex than goons. swamp waste posted:That's the old goon stereotype though. The new one is the one where you're married to someone who also has depression and the two of you have sexytimes while binge watching Hannibal if you're not both too tired after your 14-hour workday writing javascript for vape pens ($45k/year, thinking of buying a house soon)
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Or the one where your wife constantly calls you gay and has cybersex while youre trying to sleep.
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She's not wrong
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actually the new goon stereotype isDreddout posted:Just me and my 💕daddy💕, hanging out I got pretty hungry🍆 so I started to pout 😞 He asked if I was down ⬇for something yummy 😍🍆 and I asked what and he said he'd give me his 💦cummies!💦 Yeah! Yeah!💕💦 I drink them!💦 I slurp them!💦 I swallow them whole💦 😍 It makes 💘daddy💘 😊happy😊 so it's my only goal... 💕💦😫Harder daddy! Harder daddy! 😫💦💕 1 cummy💦, 2 cummy💦💦, 3 cummy💦💦💦, 4💦💦💦💦 I'm 💘daddy's💘 👑princess 👑but I'm also a whore! 💟 He makes me feel squishy💗!He makes me feel good💜! 💘💘💘He makes me feel everything a little should!~ 💘💘💘 👑💦💘Wa-What!💘💦👑 Dreddout posted:"💞Daddy💞 be nimble🚶🏻 Daddy be quick🏃🏻💨 Daddy has a rock🗿 hard dick 🍆😍! 1️⃣cummy💦 2️⃣cummy💦💦 3️⃣cummy💦💦💦 4️⃣💦💦💦💦! Daddy cums💦 so much he can't cum any more🙈🙉🙊! Ghost cummy👻💦 Ghost cummy👻💦 don't be scared❌😖❌! There's always more cummies💦👅 that can be shared👬! Daddy makes me ☁️squishy☁️ Daddy makes me 💧wet💧Daddy treats me like his little pet🐈🐩🐕! Send this to 69 💯TRUE💯 Daddy's or else you'll 🚫never🚫 get any cummies💦💦💦 again 😦😳😎‼️"
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request namechange to daddy has a rock hard dick tia
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DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:actually the new goon stereotype is Please 👏
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Christ, every goon stereotype is doing better than I am 
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Malachite_Dragon posted:is Dreddout having a psychotic break, or I have no idea. Dreddout posted:I am a child abuse survivor, and all of you anti-ddlg judgemental pricks can gently caress off and know that you do not "speak on my behalf" Their is nothing wrong with DDLG. In fact, child abuse is one of my biggest fantasies. Nothing was more sexually satisfying then feeling my tough father decimate my tight, 9 year old pussy. The only thing that can satisfy me now is re-enacting that "abuse" with my current daddy. So yea, all of you judgemental shitheads can gently caress off and kill yourselves. DDLG for life.
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Malachite_Dragon posted:is Dreddout having a psychotic break, or Not enough cum 
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Malachite_Dragon posted:is Dreddout having a psychotic break, or He's probably auditioning for a mod position.
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maskenfreiheit posted:Mass surveillance doesn't stop terrorists DrPlump posted:Just like bush ignored Intel about 911 lol Psycho Society posted:yea this but pearl harbor and beghazi too. why do white people love to let their peeps get blown up?? Psycho Society posted:hey we heard some foreigners are gonna blow up some of your dudes
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Barudak posted:So she eats about 5 meals of sushi a week its high but it shouldnt be high enough to trigger her boyfriends "I am upset I am dating a sealion in a wig" thoughts. I say keep devouring seafood but try to bark at him less, lie if you have to, so that he never discovers the truth.
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Jeza posted:request namechange to daddy has a rock hard dick tia
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Zamboni_Rodeo posted:He's probably auditioning for a mod position. https://twitter.com/wheatretard/status/868903554483990528
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Barudak posted:She goes to reach into the fridge but he distracts her and quickly grabs the Purdey and Sons out of it and stuffs it into the oven, as she returns her focus to him, confused as to why he just distracter her, the toster dings and pops up two freshly cooked glocks. Barudak posted:Red faced he begins to come up with a stammering excuse as the cabinet collapses under the pressure of the guns and he and she are pushed out the front door on a river of snubnosed revolvers
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Picnic Princess posted:There's been enough whining about the death fetish status of this thread, I'm just laying one simple rule to curb some of it. I'm keeping the death pool. Just link corpses. I don't think it's unreasonable.
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Trig Discipline posted:Yeah I feel like that is going to play more and more of a role in the humor of the later chapters. Early on it's mostly serious and dark, to the extent that I worry about it just being depressing. But once congress starts having massive public orgies and then eating each other it really helps that he's so goddamn serious about it. this loving rules
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Thanks! I'm traveling now but ima get it up to a point where I can post it for reals as soon as possible.
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Malachite_Dragon posted:is Dreddout having a psychotic break, or To be fair, those would all be hilarious if read by Gilbert Gottfried.
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The Aristocrats.
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Malachite_Dragon posted:is Dreddout having a psychotic break, or Is it a break copying and pasting things?
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Dead Reckoning posted:To be fair, those would all be hilarious if read by Gilbert Gottfried. A lot of things become hilarious if read by Gilbert Gottfriend, though
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Malachite_Dragon posted:A lot of things become hilarious if read by Gilbert Gottfriend, though https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3H3xQzQauyY
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Malachite_Dragon posted:A lot of things become hilarious if read by Gilbert Gottfriend, though It's not all fun and games. If he ever kills himself no one will be able to read his suicide note without busting out laughing because in their head they'll be reading it in his voice
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