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WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013


"هذا ليس عادلاً."
"هذا ليس عادلاً على الإطلاق."
"كان هناك وقت الآن."
(السياق الخفي: للقراءة)

This is the greatest thing ever.

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snoremac
Jul 27, 2012

I LOVE SEEING DEAD BABIES ON 𝕏, THE EVERYTHING APP. IT'S WORTH IT FOR THE FOLLOWING TAB.

the leftist ideal of boycott

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/LucyXIV/status/868683433244897282

https://twitter.com/2LapsDown/status/868685491054321664

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.
Click for :cripes: [SBS]

WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013


"هذا ليس عادلاً."
"هذا ليس عادلاً على الإطلاق."
"كان هناك وقت الآن."
(السياق الخفي: للقراءة)

Hope he asked his parent's permission before using their credit card.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/LucyXIV/status/867982287509504002

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy



The narrative writes itself.

PaletteSwappedNinja
Jun 3, 2008

One Nation, Under God.
Does Daisy Cousens have political aspirations beyond "bad columnist/talking head"? Like, I've seen her name mentioned on the periphery of Young Lib bullshit for a few years in a manner that suggests she's important in some small way but I can't figure out if she actually does anything or if she's just a ~personality~

WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013


"هذا ليس عادلاً."
"هذا ليس عادلاً على الإطلاق."
"كان هناك وقت الآن."
(السياق الخفي: للقراءة)
Does professional corpse fucker count?

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy
Caleb whatshisface's dream girlfriend.

NPR Journalizard
Feb 14, 2008

PaletteSwappedNinja posted:

Does Daisy Cousens have political aspirations beyond "bad columnist/talking head"? Like, I've seen her name mentioned on the periphery of Young Lib bullshit for a few years in a manner that suggests she's important in some small way but I can't figure out if she actually does anything or if she's just a ~personality~

Getting groomed to be the next bronnie.

Jonah Galtberg
Feb 11, 2009

her horizontal stripes game has a way to go though

ewe2
Jul 1, 2009

PaletteSwappedNinja posted:

Does Daisy Cousens have political aspirations beyond "bad columnist/talking head"? Like, I've seen her name mentioned on the periphery of Young Lib bullshit for a few years in a manner that suggests she's important in some small way but I can't figure out if she actually does anything or if she's just a ~personality~

Her dad played Menzies at Old Parliament House at the Libs commemorative event the other day, which suggests she's been around that toxic mob since childhood. It would explain the attitude as well as the useless Young Libs talking points. The way politics goes, she probably imagines she could be an MP, it would be fun to see her try.

NTRabbit
Aug 15, 2012

i wear this armour to protect myself from the histrionics of hysterical women

bitches




They're always on the lookout for a token woman or two to promote to prove they're not just a men's club, reaching the level of a willing handful of candy should help put her in front of the competition.

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

NTRabbit posted:

They're always on the lookout for a token woman or two to promote to prove they're not just a men's club, reaching the level of a willing handful of candy should help put her in front of the competition.

*slowly licks fingertip*

"vote for me"

Harrumph harrumph yes Daisy is an excellent representative for woman's issues in the modern liberal party.

Reclines Obesily
Jul 24, 2000



Hey Moona!
Slippery Tilde
There's a few right wing nutters like her that couldn't find success in their home countries so they moved to the United States, mostly from Canada.

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.
https://twitter.com/liamvhogan/status/869161747340435457

gay picnic defence
Oct 5, 2009


I'M CONCERNED ABOUT A NUMBER OF THINGS
Australian asset manager Altair Asset Management has made the extraordinary decision to liquidate its Australian shares funds and return "hundreds of millions" of dollars back to its clients, citing an impending property market "calamity" and the "overvalued and dangerous time in this cycle".

"Giving up management and performance fees and handing back cash from investments managed by us is a seminal decision, however preserving client's assets is what all fund managers should put before their own interests," Philip Parker, who serves as Altair's chairman and chief investment officer, said in a statement on Monday.

Low interest rates are fueling a high demand for housing despite tighter lending rules, says St. George Bank Senior Economist Janu Chan.
The 30-year veteran of funds management said that he had on May 15 advised all Altair clients that he planned to "sell all the underlying shares in the Altair unit trusts and to then hand back the cash to those same managed fund investors".

Mr Parker said he had "disbanded the team for time being", including his investment committee of chief economist Steve Roberts, senior healthcare analyst Sally Warneford and independent strategist Gerard Minack.

"I would like to make clear this is not a winding up of Altair, but a decision to hand back client monies out of equities which I deem to be far too risky at this point," Mr Parker's statement said.

"We think that there is too much risk in this market at the moment, we think it's crazy," Mr Parker said more candidly.

"Valuations are stretched, property is massively overstretched and most of the companies that we follow are at our one-year rolling returns targets – and that's after we've ticked them up over the past year."

"Now we are asking 'is there any more juice in these companies valuations?' and the answer is stridently, and with very few exceptions, 'no there isn't'."

Mr Parker outlined a roll call of "the more obvious reasons to exit the riskier asset markets of shares and property".

They included: the Australian east-coast property market "bubble" and its "impending correction"; worries that issues around China's hot property sector and escalating debt levels will blow up "later this year"; "oversized" geopolitical risks and an "unpredictable" US political environment; and the "overvalued" Aussie equity market.

But it was the overheated local property market that was the clearest and most present danger, Mr Parker said.

"When you speak to people candidly in the banks, they'll tell you very specifically that they are extraordinarily worried about the over-leverage of the Australian population in general," he said.

He flagged how exposed the country's lenders were to a correction.

"If they get a property downturn anything similar to 1989 to 1991 then they are going to have all sorts of issues," Mr Parker said.

Altair's investment committee included former Morgan Stanley chief economist and noted bear Gerard Minack and former UBS economist Stephen Roberts.

The finance industry is not short of dire warnings.

One Melbourne fund manager recently warned that interest-only loans had the potential to be "Australia's sub-prime". More notoriously, in early 2016 a Royal Bank of Scotland strategist urged clients to "sell everything" at what fatefully proved to be a low point in the cycle in January 2016.

But Mr Parker's decision comes after a robust year of double-digit gains on the ASX. Not only that, but he is acting on his convictions by returning money to clients and abandoning the fees attached to a $2 billion advisory agreement.

However Mr Parker, displayed little nervousness about making such a significant decision.

"Let me tell you I've never been more certain of anything in my life," Mr Parker said. "I am absolutely certain we are in a bubble in this property market."

"Mortgage fraud is endemic, it's systemic, it's just terrible what's going on. When you've got 30-year-olds, who have never seen a property downturn before, borrowing up to 80 per cent to buy three and four apartments, it's a bubble."

Using the benchmark S&P/ASX 200 index as a proxy, he outlined a situation where the measure could fall as low as 5200 points in the coming months, depending on the confluence of his identified risk factors.

"Australia hasn't had its GFC event, we've been living in this fool's paradise. But if China slows down the way the guys think it will towards the end of this year, then that's 70 per cent of our exports [affected]. You can see already that the commodity market is turning down."

Mr Parker stridently denied any suggestion that there were other factors at play other than a pure investment decision. No personal issues, no position that has blown up and forced his hand.

"No, God no," he said. "We've sold out all of our positions at huge profits for our clients."

"This game is all about reputation. I feel that we are right."

For now, Mr Parker said he was happy to take some time off.

"I've never had more than five weeks off in a row. I'm probably going to have four months in a row, and if something happens in between, I'll think about it. Otherwise I'll enjoy the time off."

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy
Don't worry everything just fiiiiiiine - Domain

Solemn Sloth
Jul 11, 2015

Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.
In an extremely Domain voice: sounds like a great opportunity to buy into the market and profit!

drowned in pussy juice
Oct 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Jonah Galtberg posted:

her horizontal stripes game has a way to go though



I wish her politics weren't so reprehensible or she'd be a gay icon

Kafka Syrup
Apr 29, 2009

Jonah Galtberg posted:

her horizontal stripes game has a way to go though



She's not a good person or a good politician but dang that is a dope jacket.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
New Pauline tape dropped:

https://soundcloud.com/abcnews/phone-call-between-one-nation-leader-pauline-hanson-and-former-treasurer-ian-nelson

Majestic
Mar 19, 2004

Don't listen to us!

We're fuckwits!!

open24hours posted:

I have a lot of sympathy for this criticism of universities, but it seems like reducing funding is going to push them even further in this direction.

I wish they'd just get rid of university rankings altogether. It's obvious which unis are good and which aren't, and the difference between being 500th and 600th in the world is utterly irrelevant.

A fair bit of what is written here is true, but it lacks any real understanding of the situation. As others have already said, the drive to move higher in the rankings is based almost entirely on the desire to recruit more international students, since the Chinese & Indian markets (especially the former) pay a huge amount of attention to the rankings in determining where to go. With the increasing cuts to both university funding and ARC/NHMRC, attracting more international students is essentially the only way to keep funding constant, let alone increase it. As such, all our efforts as an organization are directed to moving up those rankings to get more international student dollars. I have six numerical KPIs, of which two are related to how much money I've brought in, and the other four to things that directly feed into the international rankings. I spend a large portion of my time writing grants, but that's not going to change unless you massively increase university funding in an unrealistic way. Academics all over the world spend a chunk of time applying for grants, there isn't enough money to go around.

The point about international journals is partly a bit silly, but there is some truth to it. This goes back to when the ERA did its A*/A/B/C ranking for all journals, and the universities started only caring about A*/A ranked ones. This really did have the side effect of killing Australian journals. Local journals focused on Australian history, economics, indigenous studies etc all got ranked down at C, and people stopped publishing in them. That part of the critique is accurate, but again, that's been forced on us externally; we don't control the ERA process.

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.

news.com.au posted:

Police take selfie with drunk man in bed so he can remember how he got home



TASMANIAN police have urged partygoers to “plan ahead” after two friendly officers escorted a drunk man home and took a selfie so he could remember how he got home.
The police force confirmed on Facebook they were called by a taxi company to help assist a man getting home and “because he was a bit worse for wear, our officers took the opportunity to record the moment with a selfie in the likely event he could not remember how he got home.”
The selfie included the two officers, with the man, Reece Park, giving a “hang ten” symbol in bed.
The next day, Reece, who lives in Launceston, was scrolling through his phone, found the image and posted it to Facebook.
“So was just looking through my phone and turns out these good c---s took some banger selfies after they took my drunk rear end home,” Reece wrote.
“Bloody legends.”

racing identity
Apr 5, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

In an alternate universe the guy is indigenous and wakes up in a jail cell.

The Divine Orator
Dec 31, 2008

Getter into the Future, Ryouma-Chan~
"Wakes up" is a pretty charitable prediction in that case

Dude McAwesome
Sep 30, 2004

Still better than a Ponytar

racing identity posted:

In an alternate universe the guy is indigenous and wakes up in a jail cell.

When I saw that photo I just thought it was a dumb/cute cop photo.

But then you say that. And gently caress. You're so right and that's loving horrible.

MonoAus
Nov 5, 2012

Missed opportunity for a teabagging

ewe2
Jul 1, 2009

Anyone else getting mailouts from Fed ALP members asking to sign a "petition" vs the Budget to mail back? Mine is tailored to my electorate but looks like an excuse to get me on their database. It refers to http://www.lisachester.org/2017_budget but wondering if this is going on elsewhere.

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

I have to kill fast
and mayflies too slow

Pillbug

ewe2 posted:

Anyone else getting mailouts from Fed ALP members asking to sign a "petition" vs the Budget to mail back? Mine is tailored to my electorate but looks like an excuse to get me on their database.

If it comes with a reply paid envelope, print out an image of scrunt and post it back.

ewe2
Jul 1, 2009

GoldStandardConure posted:

If it comes with a reply paid envelope, print out an image of scrunt and post it back.

Sadly its a two-sided reply (which is super dodgy to have one's details readable to anyone) with a tear-off top. The online petition is even more blatantly trawling for personal details. :itwaspoo:

drowned in pussy juice
Oct 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Kafka Syrup posted:

She's not a good person or a good politician but dang that is a dope jacket.

She could be a gay icon if she was in a progressive party, that's a fierce loving look

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
So in the last few days Margaret Court kicked off a storm over gay marriage and otherwise gay relationships, unsurprising as she's been an outspoken homophobe for decades. This has lead to simultaneous accusations of bullying and oppression by people shouting down her views, and others calling for Margaret Court Arena to be renamed given that such a vitriolic person - despite being the most Grand Slam winning tennis player of all time - is not who we'd consider a banner holder for Australian sport. Samantha Stosur believes renaming is out of the questions but the protest can be players refusing to play on the court. https://www.theguardian.com/austral...rriage-comments

https://twitter.com/caseydellacqua/status/867855363760107522

Well some others have done some background checking and found this.

https://twitter.com/mavisgrizzltits/status/868443074480885766

You can defend, albeit weakly, anti-same sex marriage on fundamentalist Christian grounds. You can not defend calling for apartheid to spread because it's so great. How the gently caress has this been overlooked for so long?

open24hours
Jan 7, 2001

I think that was probably a pretty mainstream view at the time.

Cartoon
Jun 20, 2008

poop

Lid posted:

You can defend, albeit weakly, anti-same sex marriage on fundamentalist Christian grounds. You can not defend calling for apartheid to spread because it's so great. How the gently caress has this been overlooked for so long?
You really need to ask?

Australia is South Africa only with a get tough on blacks policy. Hth. Especially true in the sporting community. See also the friend of the family Brown stadium.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

open24hours posted:

I think that was probably a pretty mainstream view at the time.

It wasn't



Cartoon posted:

You really need to ask?

Australia is South Africa only with a get tough on blacks policy. Hth. Especially true in the sporting community. See also the friend of the family Brown stadium.

Yeah I know the legal history of friend of the family Brown, but apartheid stands out in Australia because we were the first western nation to condemn it. There was a time when Australia was ahead of the curve, and this was one such time.

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-04-27/bob-hawke-opens-apartheid-exhibition-in-canberra/7364762

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.

Cartoon posted:

You really need to ask?

Australia is South Africa only with a get tough on blacks policy. Hth. Especially true in the sporting community. See also the friend of the family Brown stadium.

It really is this. It was never a problem till it hit white people. The only way to get any traction on something is to hurt white feels.

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open24hours
Jan 7, 2001

We kept playing sport against them for a long time after that, so it can't have been that uncommon.

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