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Internet Kraken posted:This is probably the first thing Trump has done that was funny without also being dangerous/depressing/insane. The pivot!!! 
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Booyah- posted:that potus is a senile idiot and has an unfiltered channel to the entire world that he won't let others edit is pretty fuckin depressing drat I almost laughed at this thread without feeling soul crushing despair for once 
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Ditocoaf posted:If he just fell asleep while typo-ing a tweet, it probably hasn't been deleted because it's getting so much attention. He didn't catch it in time, and now he'd rather bask in the retweets than show weakness by deleting it. Or his staffers are afraid to make a decision like that 'cause he'd be mad that hia most popular tweet ever was deleted. Nah. If there is one thing he hates more than looking weak, it's being made fun of. And people are destroying him right now. He will wake up tomorrow morning, turn on the TV and rage like no other.
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May 31, 2017 09:50
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Charliegrs posted:Covfefe has to be an acronym for something ( like maga) but I can't figure it out. Convey Our Values, gently caress Everyone From Europe
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Internet Kraken posted:drat I almost laughed at this thread without feeling soul crushing despair for once read the cspam thread for a more therapeutic approach to things-not-mattering 
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May 31, 2017 09:51
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May 31, 2017 09:54
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Covfefe/Orb 2020
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Crain posted:Goddammit internet Every single one of us failed in the worst way possible by not immediately creating that account. Good job idiots, now we're resigned to being a lovely comedy forum no-one has even heard of anymore and are forced to ride it's ambien and wine ridden corpse to the grave while Carrot Top rides the edge of ecstasy as we continue to be evidence of his position as the most amazing comedian of all time. *OH poo poo, TRUMP'S RAPE VICTIMS' PLANET-SIZED PILE OF CORPSES BODY SLAMS CARROT TOP FROM BEHIND AND HE HAS NO IDEA WHAT HAPPENED!!!!!!* You know Vince, most people wrote them off centuries ago but I always had faith because that's the only thing the courts left me with when my wife divorced over my excitement about the Downs President's Sentient Phones vs. Cancerous Children of Yesterday's Living Bulimic Trash Can Homeless Grandmas. She's still pissed that Hillary killed all the competitors viewers and Humanity as a whole. It just goes to show you that you're hosed if you don't put it all on orb and lie to the suckers dumb enough to think they're not just another minuscule drop in the infinity of loser nothing not the Presidents instead of  . What are your thoughts Joe?I don't know subatomic vacuum of space, that elbow was as mean as Hillary showing her bitchiest woman is all women collection of molecules but he got right out of that arm bars. At this point it's a toss-up but maybe next universal life/death cycle will change! The last infinite ones were the same but I'm really loving hyped up this time!
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May 31, 2017 10:04
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Oh my god, CNN just opened their morning show with the covfefe tweet by referring to its Urban Dictionary definition: "Well... that's what the Urban Dictionary assumes, that 'when you want to say coverage, but your hands are too small to hit all the letters on your keyboard'." 
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May 31, 2017 10:08
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The Orb is unused to human language. We should expect such slip-ups in its early days.
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canepazzo posted:There is literally nothing, nothing, his shitlickers will not defend as 9th dimensional chess. Nothing. LOL you leftards, it's just a human mistake you idiots. But also this human mistake is a strategic move a million moves ahead that you'll never understand... just like the time he allowed Jared, may his grace be upon us, to test our faithfulness by not fixing the heat or water in our building for 15 years. It finally exposed my grandma and little baby Ivanka John Barron Erik Nabisco Fox Cantusetrumphereitwouldbeblasphemy for the faithless liberal whores they were.  Librul devils!
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May 31, 2017 10:12
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demonicon posted:My point is, every wedge trump drives between the US and Europe is only going to benefit Russia. You're not wrong that the biggest loser is the US, but that's because we'll have turned the EU into a rival and an antagonist. We'll have basically no friends left at that point except maybe Japan or some poo poo.
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May 31, 2017 10:15
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Tenik posted:He was probably spelling it as "coverege" but he sent it before it could auto correct. WAT? Someone else please check his work. This can't be right! Let me check the humours...
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Tenik posted:He was probably spelling it as "coverege" but he sent it before it could auto correct. Wait, did I just get cucked by Nth^2 sarcasm? I thought sarcasm and satire had already been ruled as cheating.
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May 31, 2017 10:20
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May 31, 2017 10:22
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Despite negative press covfefe = Feds covering festive pee tapes
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May 31, 2017 10:23
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Terebus posted:Trump has managed to break everyAmerican's brain.
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Teddybear posted:Fully expect the MAGA Trumpeters to start mocking liberal snowflakes for having hurt covfefes now. They never stop mocking liberal snowflakes about anything, making liberals mad makes it worth waking up every day. Trump loving us all? Sweet sweet liberal tears! People dying from lack of healthcare? Did you hear those librul death rattles? LOL! Poors can't afford food? Sorry, maybe you should've learned a little thing I called JESUS! (and not being a minority, gay, disagreeing with me, thinking chili with beans is good or 13 year old cousins aren't ready for outbreeding Muslims) This is my "stop posting and go to sleep already jackass!" realization post.
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May 31, 2017 10:30
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We all agree the correct pronunciation is cov-FAY-fay, right?
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i am harry posted:Here's this creepy weirdo again Just one more... that just might be the best high as gently caress but thinks they should keep talking to show how smart they are and how much their mind has expanded I've ever seen. Wait.. *searches post for possible parallels in his own life... NOPE!* ... what? COVFEFE!
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DarkCrawler posted:Well this has been a very strange morning. It's gonna get a lot weirder, especially if it turns out he's still alive.
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Josh Lyman posted:I woke up a few minutes ago, apparently 4 hours too late. If you don't regret waking up at all, I don't know what to say to you.
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May 31, 2017 10:40
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May 31, 2017 10:41
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LOL Trump truly knows the best words.
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May 31, 2017 10:42
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Generic American posted:Oh my god, CNN just opened their morning show with the covfefe tweet by referring to its Urban Dictionary definition: Trump's greatest crime against humanity: reviving CNN.
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May 31, 2017 10:43
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May 31, 2017 10:45
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He deleted it. They may take our tweets, but they will never take our covfefe
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RIP covfefe 2017-2017
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Booyah- posted:read the cspam thread for a more therapeutic approach to things-not-mattering This thread sucked all the nothing matterers from CSPAM long ago. Those fools having nothing that even dreams of mcmagic or Covok levels of nothing matters. The lovely drawer under my bed that hasn't been opened in years has orders of magnitude more nothing matters than the top nothing matterers of CSPAM and they're still undetectable on the Covok and mcmagic scale.
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RandomBlue posted:This thread sucked all the nothing matterers from CSPAM long ago. Those fools having nothing that even dreams of mcmagic or Covok levels of nothing matters. The lovely drawer under my bed that hasn't been opened in years has orders of magnitude more nothing matters than the top nothing matterers of CSPAM and they're still undetectable on the Covok and mcmagic scale. 
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Avirosb posted:Trump has achieved CHIM. OK, fine, I'll give the treat you're waiting for... WHERE'S THE P?
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DarkCrawler posted:Well this has been a very strange morning. Stranger than the morning where most of us woke up to President Elect John PussyGrabber T. Rapist Trump?
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botany posted:This thread got incredibly GBS the last couple of pages. to be fair the entire loving internet got incredibly gbs over the past six hours sooooooooooooooooooo
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Josh Lyman posted:He deleted it. He may finally made his biggest mistake, fighting against the memesphere that allowed him his position in the first place. I don't envy his first counter with the full power of the memeforce... 
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