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Stux posted:physical pre orders are dumber than digital ones. at least w a digital preorder it means you can download the game before it comes out and play instantly on release. physical preorders youre just paying ahead because ??? Did you even read what you quoted?
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# ? May 31, 2017 07:40 |
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Cojawfee posted:Apple keeps making iphones for some dumb reason and some of the whosits and whatsits that go into the iphone also go into the switch, so there are supply issues. Lol is this actually what's happening? that's hilarious
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# ? May 31, 2017 07:59 |
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Don't worry guys ARMS is Covfefe af
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# ? May 31, 2017 08:01 |
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Gimbal lock posted:Did you even read what you quoted? you mean this? Gimbal lock posted:Just because digital preorders has been a thing for years doesn't make it any less dumb, especially if you consider why preorders exist in the first place. preorders exist in the first place to trick people into putting cash down sight unseen on games. digital preorders do the same but at least have the benefit of instant midnight release access from the comfort of your own home. i dont really understand what your point is sorry.
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# ? May 31, 2017 09:13 |
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WHY BONER NOW posted:I need some BoI help. I finally beat It Lives with Eden through the grace of god (if you are lucky enough to get Guppy's Head, Car Battery, and Fish Tail in one run, good job you win!) Some scary stuff that'll start happening once you beat It Lives! enough times and unlock some new floors: Devil doors are still Devil deal rooms, crucifix doors are still Angel deal rooms. Trap door is Sheol, beam of light is Cathedral. If Mom is dropping a white picture and a black picture, the white one is The Polaroid and it unlocks a bonus floor/boss after Cathedral. The black picture is The Negative and does the same for Sheol. The only way to do a Victory Lap is to take The Negative and beat the boss at the end of the bonus room after Sheol. In the case of Curse of The Blind, The Polaroid and The Negative are always on the left and the right, respectively. A pulsating hole in the floor after beating any boss following Mom takes you to The Void, a gigantic floor with multiple boss rooms; one of which is Delirium (the floor's real end boss.) Should only be tried with a really powerful build, as this whole fight is a total mess and I won't spoil it for you (partially because I've fought him dozens of times and still have no real idea what's going on.) There's a small chance this hole can show up after any boss following Mom, with the % chance increasing as you go deeper. Delirium is a dead end and you can't continue past that floor in a run. Each room is randomly generated and can be sourced from any floor, including Cathedral or Sheol. A large cracked hole in the wall where a Devil/Angel deal room would normally be is a portal to Blue Womb, which is solely a boss floor, Hush. Only shows up if you beat It Lives! within 30 minutes. This is a large bullet hell boss who you should probably only try with a powerful build, but not really as bad as Delirium. You're typically given the option to continue to Cathedral or Sheol afterwards, or if you take the exit to the north, The Void (only guaranteed method AFAIK.) Hush is safe to fight if you're interested in proceeding towards a Victory Lap. That same cracked hole in the wall will show up after Mom if you beat her in under 20 minutes, which is the Boss Rush room. Random bosses will spawn 2 at a time, totaling probably 20-24 bosses. You're given a choice of one of four random items in the beginning, taking one nikes the others and starts the boss rush. Completing it gives one one more random item, and you can leave the room and proceed as normal after that. Finally, the giant golden key door you see in the floors following Sheol and Cathedral is the door to the Mega Satan fight. You can only open this door in two ways; the first is by assembling a key during a run by collecting the two halves dropped by bombing and fighting angels in Angel deal rooms. (Alternatively, you can spawn an Angel and get a key half in any sacrifice room by walking over the spikes something like 6-8 times, but this does a whole heart of damage each time so do so at your own risk.) Assembling this key for the first time in a run unlocks the item Dad's Key, a usable recharge item which unlocks any door/secret room in a room, including the Mega Satan door. Mega Satan is a run-ending fight as you cannot leave the room afterwards unless you have something like Telepills or The Fool tarot card, or a % chance a portal will open in the floor to The Void. These are all "lol I broke the game" end bosses, so if you're just melting rooms the second you walk into them, you're probably safe to try any of them of your choosing. Difficulty IMO goes ??? < The Lamb < Boss Rush < Mega Satan < Hush <<< Delirium.
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# ? May 31, 2017 09:43 |
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You preorder physical copies when you're more interested in getting a giant statue of Mario's rear end then the game attached to it.
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# ? May 31, 2017 09:44 |
I forgot how much The Keeper, in BoI, sucks donkey dick
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# ? May 31, 2017 09:55 |
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Infinitum posted:I forgot how much The Keeper, in BoI, sucks donkey dick I'm saving his poo poo for absolute last. I've actually been doing a few The Lost runs daily, since I can reliably get to The Lamb with him these days. Somehow, all I've got left for his completion marks are Mega Satan and boss rush. Sucks that they're both pretty reliant on a super broken build including Dead Cat (well, Mega Satan I feel pretty good about, but it's just too easy to accidentally get hit in boss rush.)
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# ? May 31, 2017 10:02 |
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Evil Fluffy posted:They could also include the full text for SoM, since the SNES version couldn't fit on the cartridge IIRC. Not sure if the mobile versions of SoM have the SNES translation or a more complete one. Pretty sure mobile SoM has a new translation, not sure how good it is though. Kinda moot because if they did translate the SD Collection they'd probably just port over the old SoM ROM anyway because
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# ? May 31, 2017 10:08 |
Yeah I just had a run with Death Scythe as the starting treasure room weapon so I was cheering, then I got a Health Down pill on the 2nd boss, then I got chumped in a tight corridor room where I had nowhere to move. Had to turn off the Switch to have a nice long swear session The Lost and The Keeper are just bleeeeeehhhhhhhhhh
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Mega64 posted:Pretty sure mobile SoM has a new translation, not sure how good it is though. Oh yeah SD Collection releases tomorrow. I hope it sells well, because goddammmmmmmn I would kill for a localised version with an official translation for SD3
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# ? May 31, 2017 10:10 |
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Dr. Tim Whatley posted:How can it look better when you not only have the plastic but now also light reflecting glass? That's not possible Uh ever heard of MAKEUP
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# ? May 31, 2017 11:09 |
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Oh, so I guess I'm burning images into my TV playing so much Binding of Isaac. I haven't done this since I owned a CRT; this goes away on LCD displays, right? Do I just put a white picture on the screen for a while or something?
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# ? May 31, 2017 12:42 |
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sharrrk posted:Lol is this actually what's happening? that's hilarious https://www.macrumors.com/2017/05/30/apple-supply-chain-nintendo-switch/ Nintendo, in typical Nintendo fashion, lowballed a lot of parts manufacturers on their orders, which caused the manufacturers to put them at the end of the chain behind higher volume and higher paying customers like Apple and Samsung.
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# ? May 31, 2017 13:38 |
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Bill Barber posted:https://www.macrumors.com/2017/05/30/apple-supply-chain-nintendo-switch/ So you would rather pay IPhone prices for a Switch instead of $299? I don't fault Nintendo at all for what they did, especially coming off the WiiU when they had no idea if the Switch would take off.
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# ? May 31, 2017 13:45 |
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Zelda is so good. I found a cave with gems on the ceiling. Moments before I had killed an octorock outside so I attached balloons to bombs and strip mined the cave
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# ? May 31, 2017 13:51 |
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My guess is that Nintendo were expecting to soft-launch the Switch and get 'okay' sales from BotW while ramping up production towards the latter half of the year when people would presumably really start buying them after e3, with Splatoon 2 and (maybe) ARMS. Not for everything to just get dialled to 11 immediately as people cleared stores out on Day One.
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# ? May 31, 2017 13:52 |
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enojy posted:Some scary stuff that'll start happening once you beat It Lives! enough times and unlock some new floors: drat. I know nothing about this game..
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# ? May 31, 2017 13:54 |
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Yeah I've played fifteen or twenty hours of BoI and suddenly I'm not sure I've played a minute of BoI
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# ? May 31, 2017 14:01 |
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BambooEarpick posted:They still making Switches? I've been calling my local stores, and by local stores I mean pretty much every Walmart, ToysRus, GameStop, etc. in the state, and no one ever has any Switches. I used that istocknow website and went to stores where it said they had stock but when I asked the guys there, they said they had none and they get shipments every day but dont know when they will sell out. Eventually I just checked the gamestop website and caught it when they had those bundles available and preordered one then. You might do that.
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# ? May 31, 2017 14:18 |
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I can literally walk into Walmart local and see about two switches for sale. Maybe you all should try there
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# ? May 31, 2017 14:24 |
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Mega64 posted:Pretty sure mobile SoM has a new translation, not sure how good it is though. It's the same translation. And the obvious answer as to the reason why the mobile versions aren't ported is it was cheaper to hire M2 to do ports of the original games instead of porting a bunch of android or Vita stuff. Kinda like how Capcom did the MM Legacy collection because they could just hire a small dev on the cheap to cover the NES games only instead of having to worry about SNES and 360/PS3 stuff to get all of it.
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# ? May 31, 2017 14:25 |
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Empress Brosephine posted:I can literally walk into Walmart local and see about two switches for sale. Maybe you all should try there Good thing I already have a Switch since literally everywhere in this area is depleted of them
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# ? May 31, 2017 14:29 |
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enojy posted:Oh, so I guess I'm burning images into my TV playing so much Binding of Isaac. I haven't done this since I owned a CRT; this goes away on LCD displays, right? Do I just put a white picture on the screen for a while or something? I've heard that if you just have colors in that area constantly changing and cycling that it would fix itself, but I haven't seen that work on my monitor.
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# ? May 31, 2017 14:52 |
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There's probably a YouTube video you can play on your tv to help with this. I had a ghosting problem on one of my older units that was fixed that way.
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# ? May 31, 2017 15:11 |
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Dugong posted:Zelda is so good. I found a cave with gems on the ceiling. Moments before I had killed an octorock outside so I attached balloons to bombs and strip mined the cave I just paraglided out to this island way out in the ocean, had to eat two stamina foods just to get there. When I landed it turned out the entire island was a survival puzzle/mini-boss fight that I had to solve before it would give me my stuff back.
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# ? May 31, 2017 15:26 |
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Empress Brosephine posted:I can literally walk into Walmart local and see about two switches for sale. Maybe you all should try there You should buy them and put them on eBay cause people are paying 100 or more over MSRP right now still
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# ? May 31, 2017 15:32 |
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Imagined posted:
I had heard everyone bitch about Eventide without actually knowing the specifics of where it was or what it did. I just randomly found myself there. I got there by using Cryosis all the way across the bay. I thought the challenge itself was really loving cool. It only took me like two tries. I'd like to see more poo poo like that. Strand Link somewhere and force me to build a fire to cook, and find shelter from a storm and stuff.
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# ? May 31, 2017 15:41 |
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Beastie posted:I had heard everyone bitch about Eventide without actually knowing the specifics of where it was or what it did. I just randomly found myself there. Holy poo poo using Cryosis must have taken for loving ever. I have stayed away from all guides and meta-discussion of the game because I don't have a lot of time to play so I'm moving slower through the game than a lot of people and I want to be surprised by stuff like Eventide. I can't believe anyone bitched about it. Well, I guess I can considering the posters in this thread. But I thought it was great, and only took me two tries as well, and I'm terrible at videogames. Phantasium posted:I just don't like the fact that it's the one point in the game where it doesn't autosave. I can understand it, because if you go there too early it could be too difficult to mess with, but to me it meant that after a tiny mistake that killed me I couldn't retry from the mistake, I had to do the whole thing over again (and I took my time the first time). Oh, I guess it helps that I had Mipha's Grace and 10 hearts at this point. And I spent a long time on the island just building up cooked foods. Imagined fucked around with this message at 15:57 on May 31, 2017 |
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Yeah it was a solid 4-5 minutes of hopping from ice pillar to ice pillar. Definitely got hosed by a lizafol a time or two.
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# ? May 31, 2017 15:52 |
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I just don't like the fact that it's the one point in the game where it doesn't autosave. I can understand it, because if you go there too early it could be too difficult to mess with, but to me it meant that after a tiny mistake that killed me I couldn't retry from the mistake, I had to do the whole thing over again (and I took my time the first time).
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# ? May 31, 2017 15:52 |
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At least the enemy rush thing that's coming in DLC you start with nothing and build up from there. That'll be neat.
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# ? May 31, 2017 15:53 |
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I had all 4 champion abilities and the whole island was stupid easy for me and I feel like I missed out as a result.
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# ? May 31, 2017 15:59 |
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Phantasium posted:I just don't like the fact that it's the one point in the game where it doesn't autosave. I can understand it, because if you go there too early it could be too difficult to mess with, but to me it meant that after a tiny mistake that killed me I couldn't retry from the mistake, I had to do the whole thing over again (and I took my time the first time). There would be virtually zero challenge if it auto-saved throughout the island. That's the whole point of it.
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# ? May 31, 2017 16:06 |
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RCarr posted:There would be virtually zero challenge if it auto-saved throughout the island. That's the whole point of it. See I get that, but I had to redo like a hour and a half of playtime because something knocked me off a cliff and that sucks. Not enough to hate the area or anything it was still a cool setpiece but it's kind of lost when you're just rushing it a second time just to get it done.
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# ? May 31, 2017 16:11 |
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Phantasium posted:See I get that, but I had to redo like a hour and a half of playtime because something knocked me off a cliff and that sucks. Not enough to hate the area or anything it was still a cool setpiece but it's kind of lost when you're just rushing it a second time just to get it done. That's the literal entire point of it. you don't have to do it
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# ? May 31, 2017 16:12 |
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Dr. Tim Whatley posted:That's the literal entire point of it. you don't have to do it By that logic I don't have to do a lot of the game, but whatever. It was fun.
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# ? May 31, 2017 16:14 |
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Gimbal lock posted:Just because digital preorders has been a thing for years doesn't make it any less dumb, especially if you consider why preorders exist in the first place. Preorders exist for the sake of the game companies. They just used to provide benefit to the consumer as well. There's a reason digital preorders exist, but it's not one that benefits the customer.
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# ? May 31, 2017 16:23 |
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The last time I preordered a game for fear of not being able to obtain it was in 2004 for Half-Life 2. I think that and GTA4 where the last two games where there simply were not enough copies to go around. Oh my god 2004 was 13 years ago.
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# ? May 31, 2017 16:26 |
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I bought Disgaea 5 today even though I'm not finished Fire Emblem yet.
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