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Barudak posted:Sooner or later and you just snap on them that, yes, they are a stupid goddamn ugly idiot who cant do anything right and you have always resented the fact you cant say the word apricot without inserting the letter w into it. Where did the 'w' go?
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Pwesumabwy Actually that reads like a city in Poland GRINDCORE MEGGIDO fucked around with this message at 19:56 on Jun 2, 2017 |
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Fullhouse posted:I uh feel like being called the Japanese equivalent of "halfie" for being mixed is way more offensive than the part about the weird cat Its one hundred percent the joke and shes not getting it. Japan, unlike say China, doesnt have a thing for half white/half japanese kids because theyre super duper racist so its not even jealousy its just racism. The way to get back at the sister, of course, is to take photos of her cooking, cleaning, etc and say it looks just like shed do it or American caliber. Id say learn the language but, guess what, Japans so racist even if you learn and are fluent nobody gives a poo poo and will ignore the japanese coming out of your mouth because you are a foreigner.
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My [25f] husband [25m] of 6 yrs has gone back to old ways. I left. He is begging for another chance but can't tell me why he was wrong.quote:I'll try to keep it brief. My husband, Ryan, and I were best friends through high school and married young. We waited a while to have a child so his utter failure at fatherhood I initially chalked up to not having life experience... we were both only children, so we didn't have much to do with kids.
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Wow, she vomited herself lovely. I'm impressed.
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I [24f] dread going to see my inlaws [28M and 40sF] of 2 years because I am not attractive and skinny enough for themRelationships 658 points 270 comments submitted 1 year ago by Maythebestgeneswin to r/relationships I am a slightly overweight, acne ridden female. My husband is pretty good looking, which I don't think he realizes. I met my in laws once before, we stayed there for two weeks then. My MIL and BIL were really cold to me. I asked my husband [27M] what he thought was up and he said 'I think they expected me to bring home a swimsuite model instead of someone I like for who they are'. That really stung, but later I found out that it's true. I was in the bedroom but they live in a trailer so I could hear MIL talk to my husband in the living room. She was saying in a taunting voice 'be honest, do you find my name attractive? There's a lot of cute girls your age you know'. My husband got pissy at her and walked away. Then we had to go to a semi-fancy restaurant (think Red Lobster) and my MIL got me a sweater for the ocassion. Really nice of her I thought at the time. Well it was extremely low cut, my boobs practically came out and I have triple Ds. My husband's aunt apparetly said I was showing off my tits and flirting with the waiter while I was in the bathroom. My BIL when we first got there made me really uneasy. He kept trying to talk to my husband about weight and being healthy and how women who are respectful of their guys will lose weight for them? Later I found like 5 drawings of really busty naked women under his bed (he's an artist) so I'm thinking MIL said him up tp say those things or he didn't like me for other reasons. Or he does think fat chicks are gross and had those creepy drawings for other reasons. Anyway, things got better between husband and BIL and I and I think he wven liked me at the end. The mom not so much. Her parting words were 'let me know if it doesn't work out between you'. My husband told me last week that we're gonna visit them next month. I am really, really, really imsecure. I'm working on losing weight but I have body dysmorphia and I can't stand being around critical people. How can I make this go easier for me? TL;DR = in laws think I'm fat\ugly and don't like me. How can I visit them and not feel suicidal and awful?
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dudeness posted:My [25f] husband [25m] of 6 yrs has gone back to old ways. I left. He is begging for another chance but can't tell me why he was wrong. stay separated for another 9 months. Problem solved!
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Wait does her boyfriend have a stepdad that is only a year older then him or did that lady use the term in-laws in a confusing way?
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Jim Barris posted:Wait does her boyfriend have a stepdad that is only a year older then him or did that lady use the term in-laws in a confusing way? I think she meant Brother-in-Law and Mothet-in-Law. The dad must not be in the picture.
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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:Wow, she vomited herself lovely. She's my dream woman
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My [22F] boyfriend [26M] of two years wants to move in together. The problem is, I don't want him to see what I look like without makeup on.Relationships 202 points 272 comments submitted 8 months ago by -m0nster to r/relationships My boyfriend and I have been together two years. I'm really happy with him, and he's improved my life in a million ways. I would love to give him exactly what he wants and move in with him, and I know he feels frustrated with how many walls I have up. The problem is that I have an extremely unattractive appearance. To some extent, he knows this already and is OK with it. He tells me I'm pretty despite that I have a giant hooked nose, fat deposits in weird areas of my face like under my lips and in my eyelids, no jawline and giant saggy cheeks. But he hasn't seen, for instance, my bare skin with acne scars and huge pores and oil all over my nose, or the disgusting dark circles under my eyes that make me look like an inhuman creature. I can't wear makeup around him every single day if we live together. As it is I avoid sleeping over with him but when I have to I wear makeup to bed, which I can't do on a regular basis because it makes my skin worse. There are other things, too, like my body is very disfigured/disproportionate and although he's seen it obviously, we pretty much always have sex in the dark/I don't take all my clothes off so that he can't see the extent of my cellulite and rolls. I feel like if we live together, it's going to be much harder to avoid him seeing me naked. The idea of that makes me want to vomit. I know this isn't the case but it literally feels like the first time he sees me fully naked in full light he will break up with me and get pissed at me for misrepresenting myself. I am scared that if he sees me as I really look on a regular everyday basis at home, he won't be attracted to me at all anymore. He's way out of my league and I'm so scared he'll end up feeling embarrassed of me and regretting being with me. My appearance is terrifying even for me, it's hard to imagine inflicting it on anyone else. I've told him I'm not sure I'm ready and that I'm scared he won't be happy with me once we move in together, but he's getting impatient. I don't know if I should just break up with him because I know he can find a nice normal attractive girl, and I don't see myself getting over this or getting plastic surgery any time soon. Tl;dr: Ugly girl needs to find a way to stall attractive boyfriend who wants to move in with her, or he's going to see just how ugly she is. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyeTJVU4wVo
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If she loved him she'd wake up before him and put the makeup on E: I don't take all my clothes off I hate this it barely counts as sex. He knows you're fat
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Jim Barris posted:Wait does her boyfriend have a stepdad that is only a year older then him or did that lady use the term in-laws in a confusing way? If you put together the clues in the story, like "trailer" and "Red Lobster" it starts to make sense.
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As much as some men literally do seem to be utterly clueless about makeup and what it actually looks like, there are also millions of men who have indeed seen their partners in the morning with no makeup on and are not literally terrified that women are not flawless creatures. If she has known him for 2 years, I hazard to guess he would have given at least some indicators he is that much of a moron by now.
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Clark Nova posted:If you put together the clues in the story, like "trailer" and "Red Lobster" it starts to make sense. Calling red lobster semi-fancy is one of the more depressing things I've read itt
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Jim Barris posted:That poor woman needs therapy. Yeah, Red Lobster as "semi-fancy"? There's an institution that can help her, I hope...
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Restaurant snobbery tends to get real socioeconomic real quick
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Pick posted:Yeah, Red Lobster as "semi-fancy"? There's an institution that can help her, I hope...
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My great humiliation is that I sorta like Red Lobster.
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Yeah, I'm a classist rear end in a top hat about this poo poo but I got dragged to a Red Lobster a couple of years ago and realized most of the places I like are actually cheaper so 
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Yo those cheese biscuits tho are pretty dank and I like the blackened rainbow trout
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Jim Barris posted:Yo those cheese biscuits tho are pretty dank and I like the blackened rainbow trout Same on both.
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They sell mix for the biscuits in a box at the grocery store now so you can make them at the house
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Pick posted:My [22F] boyfriend [26M] of two years wants to move in together. The problem is, I don't want him to see what I look like without makeup on.Relationships The ugliest thing about all of these stories you're posting is the insecurity holy poo poo. I have dated several people who are extremely insecure about themselves and yeah, and it kills the relationship because to them, being told that you find them beautiful is a lie, being told that you like them the way they are is insulting, and avoiding compliments because they always backfire is negligent. Either that happens, or they start to get over their insecurities just enough that they start sending out nudes to people on Craigslist because validation from their boyfriend isn't enough anymore and wait why are you breaking up with me I only did it several times after you told me it was a dealbreaker
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My state doesn't even have a red lobster  Also those mixes for the cheddar bay biscuits are bullshit, if i have to supply my own drat cheese and butter i might as well just make the biscuits myself.
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Are we back on ugly people not existing lol
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ravenkult posted:My theory is that Pick is actually one of those friendzone dudes but in reverse. It all fits, the unwanted gifts, the unwanted romantic advances, the not wanting to hang out more than once a week. It's perfect. Yeah, you always hear from women about those aggressively creepy guys who are pushy and won't take no for an answer. The gal doesn't want to force a confrontation because he's giving off unstable vibes and she has no idea what he'll do, so she tries to detach as safely as possible. Turning him down all the time when he invites her out hoping he'll get the hint. Refusing his gifts and telling him to stop buying her things, which he disregards and keeps doing it. Has to find a way out when he gets her alone and propositions her for sex. Even worse if she's got a disability, cuz then you've got him treating her like he's doing her a favor for even considering her that way. It's downright predatory and can really mess with your head. I feel bad for the Hugh, especially since it doesn't sound like he has very many friends who can make his gender-flipped stalker take the hint and back off.
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dudeness posted:My state doesn't even have a red lobster I wouldn't trust cheese in a box
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Cumslut1895 posted:Are we back on ugly people not existing lol It's ugly women that don't exist, not ugly people
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Red Lobster is kind of pricey, but so long as Cracker Barrel is legally mandated to have a sign at the front saying they arent allowed to be racist Im going to get all my disgusting biscuit concotions there.
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Cumslut1895 posted:Are we back on ugly people not existing lol Ugly people exist. It is also possible to grow close enough to an ugly person that you start to not see them as ugly, but as attractive to you because you like things about them other than physical appearance.
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Cumslut1895 posted:Are we back on ugly people not existing lol No ones forgotten about you
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many johnnys posted:I feel bad for the Hugh, especially since it doesn't sound like he has very many friends who can make his gender-flipped stalker take the hint and back off. I've spent years on the border of severing, but then he'd always do something nice that you wouldn't do if you wanted someone to get bent so I'd get confused again. When we finally did have an argument and he said not to come around, that was it and there's been no contact since. The end.
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Pick posted:It is my fault. He is perfect. Like, not to be gross, but owing to his sometimes wheelchair status, was he hypothetically able to gently caress even if he hid under a truck when you approached him? I'm way to involved with the Hugh/Pick saga.
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Pick posted:I've spent years on the border of severing, but then he'd always do something nice that you wouldn't do if you wanted someone to get bent so I'd get confused again. When we finally did have an argument and he said not to come around, that was it and there's been no contact since. The end. He wants you to be more persistent, he's just being tsundere
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Bamabalacha posted:Like, not to be gross, but owing to his sometimes wheelchair status, was he hypothetically able to gently caress even if he hid under a truck when you approached him? He's skeleton disabled, not legs disabled so I think it would work
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