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What is the best flav... you all know what this question is:
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Labour 907 49.92%
Theresa May Team (Conservative) 48 2.64%
Liberal Democrats 31 1.71%
UKIP 13 0.72%
Plaid Cymru 25 1.38%
Green 22 1.21%
Scottish Socialist Party 12 0.66%
Scottish Conservative Party 1 0.06%
Scottish National Party 59 3.25%
Some Kind of Irish Unionist 4 0.22%
Alliance / Irish Nonsectarian 3 0.17%
Some Kind of Irish Nationalist 36 1.98%
Misc. Far Left Trots 35 1.93%
Misc. Far Right Fash 8 0.44%
Monster Raving Loony 49 2.70%
Space Navies Party 39 2.15%
Independent / Single Issue 2 0.11%
Can't Vote 188 10.35%
Won't Vote 8 0.44%
Spoiled Ballot 15 0.83%
Pissflaps 312 17.17%
Total: 1817 votes
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Cerv
Sep 14, 2004

This is a silly post with little news value.

forkboy84 posted:

Who'd you have to replace her? Best odds you can get on Boris, the bookies favourite, is 6/1. Amber Rudd the 2nd favourite, then Philip Hammond. Not sure Rudd would stand much chance in the light of the past few days though.

no idea. it seems so unlikely that we'll be in that position that you might as well pick an outside wildcard.
David Cameron why not

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Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012

forkboy84 posted:

Who'd you have to replace her? Best odds you can get on Boris, the bookies favourite, is 6/1. Amber Rudd the 2nd favourite, then Philip Hammond. Not sure Rudd would stand much chance in the light of the past few days though.

The Saudi Arabia thing is bad for Rudd, but the right-wing papers have been laying the groundwork to cast her as a heroic martyr to May's cowardice, so I don't think she's dead and gone yet.

Ewan
Sep 29, 2008

Ewan is tired of his reputation as a serious Simon. I'm more of a jokester than you people think. My real name isn't even Ewan, that was a joke it's actually MARTIN! LOL fooled you again, it really is Ewan! Look at that monkey with a big nose, Ewan is so random! XD

forkboy84 posted:

Who'd you have to replace her? Best odds you can get on Boris, the bookies favourite, is 6/1. Amber Rudd the 2nd favourite, then Philip Hammond. Not sure Rudd would stand much chance in the light of the past few days though.
I suspect Hammond is seen as non-toxic and as a relatively reliable, sensible figure (even after the Nat Ins u-turn). He has a long and generally well-regarded career as a Cabinet minister (incl Defence & Foreign Sec), and only really in his latest job as Chancellor has come into the wider public awareness. Possibly Rudd too as she's been a relatively low profile with no real scandals (I doubt the last few days have damaged her in the grand scheme of things). Home Sec --> PM is a relatively normal progression.

Boris has "star power", but he is too discredited in the eyes of many after the leave campaign and is seen as a bit too unpredictable. I'm sure Leadsom, Fox, and a few randomers (Davies?) would chuck their hat in the ring too. Maybe a return for Gove?

spectralent
Oct 1, 2014

Me and the boys poppin' down to the shops

NotJustANumber99 posted:

So when Theresa May is quoted this morning as supporting 'shoot to kill' wtf does she mean or any of the assembled journalists understand her to mean?

That when we did it with the IRA it was fine, or that we are doing it again now? Or just words are now meaningless beyond having used up a small sliver of time so that we can all get on with our decay into dusty nothingness?

She means she's a proper 'ard lad who'd give them terrists a right rollicking you best believe yourself. Not like that posh wanker Corbyn who'd hug a jihadi amirite.

spectralent
Oct 1, 2014

Me and the boys poppin' down to the shops

Oberleutnant posted:

I remember that for me it was more about wanting to keep the Tories out, than having any really positive feelings for Labour. I feel positive about the Lab manifesto this time. It's not left wing enough to satisfy me personally, but right now I'll settle for having a government that isn't actively trying to kill all poor and disabled people.

:same:

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


mediadave posted:

Ask me if I disagree with the UVF

I'll ask you to gently caress off.

Can you gently caress off?

Oberleutnant posted:

Andrea Leadsom

Coral have her at 100/1 if you actually think that.

Cerv posted:

no idea. it seems so unlikely that we'll be in that position that you might as well pick an outside wildcard.
David Cameron why not

Gideon to ride in on his Evening Standard horse to save the party?

Actually, if we're talking about wildcards, what about Ruth Davidson? Drop her into the first available safe seat at a by-election? Convince some backbencher to step down in favour of a cushy job for a wealthy Tory donor?

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

I only just realised your username was "spectralent" I've been somehow misreading it as "spectraltaint" since forever.

mediadave
Sep 8, 2011

forkboy84 posted:

I'll ask you to gently caress off.

Can you gently caress off?


no.

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

forkboy84 posted:

Coral have her at 100/1 if you actually think that.
I just want to see how far the rabbit hole really goes.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Ewan posted:

Home Sec --> PM is a relatively normal progression.
Is it? I can only think of Churchill and Callaghan. I think there was another one but pre-20th century so Lord Aristocratic Cravatlace or something.

Home and Foreign are famous for putting people you don't really want to become future PM.

josh04
Oct 19, 2008


"THE FLASH IS THE REASON
TO RACE TO THE THEATRES"

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Realised today that it's just about a year since people were demanding that the previous Tory PM resign. Of course he then went on and did, but not really in the way anyone wanted.

https://vimeo.com/162545657

spectralent
Oct 1, 2014

Me and the boys poppin' down to the shops

Oberleutnant posted:

I only just realised your username was "spectralent" I've been somehow misreading it as "spectraltaint" since forever.

This somehow makes me happier than the namtab thing.

Carecat
Apr 27, 2004

Buglord

mediadave posted:

I'm ambivalent about Corbyn, I guess his persistent habit of prevarication (being unable to denounce the IRA without also denouncing loyalist groups, being unable to denounce antisemitism without also denouncing all other racism, etc) hits me the same way the immigration cup hit lots of you. Which I still think is stupid, Ed's immigration policy was more open than Corbyn's is now, but nevermind. I do take the point that Corbyn has enthused and inspired people in a way that most PLP candidates couldn't. We will see if it actually shakes out that way, of course.

At this point in 2015 I was just grateful that Cameron's time was coming to an end, but my main worry was the SNP wave. From a couple of weeks before the 2014 indyref I thought yes was going to win and got very depressed and anxious. Yes lost, but then Scottish Labour dissolved and Cameron seemed to be deliberately obnoxious and antagonistic about it, and it seemed guaranteed that there was going to be another referendum very shortly and that yes would win. I thought a Labour government would put an end to that movement.

I think he was way too optimistic about nuanced positions translating across the media but they look to have a better handle on it recently. Being against nuclear weapons is a logical viewpoint as they are impossible to use without armageddon, we have NATO and it's very expensive but to a lot of people that would just translate into being a pussy, even the French have nukes.

spectralent
Oct 1, 2014

Me and the boys poppin' down to the shops

Carecat posted:

I think he was way too optimistic about nuanced positions translating across the media but they look to have a better handle on it recently. Being against nuclear weapons is a logical viewpoint as they are impossible to use without armageddon, we have NATO and it's very expensive but to a lot of people that would just translate into being a pussy, even the French have nukes.

Bet those big bleeding heart liberals wouldn't even glass iran for no reason though.

Ewan
Sep 29, 2008

Ewan is tired of his reputation as a serious Simon. I'm more of a jokester than you people think. My real name isn't even Ewan, that was a joke it's actually MARTIN! LOL fooled you again, it really is Ewan! Look at that monkey with a big nose, Ewan is so random! XD

Guavanaut posted:

Is it? I can only think of Churchill and Callaghan. I think there was another one but pre-20th century so Lord Aristocratic Cravatlace or something.

Home and Foreign are famous for putting people you don't really want to become future PM.
Fair enough - seems I'm talking bollocks on that one. Obvs there's May herself to add to that too...

Halisnacks
Jul 18, 2009
Could a sufficiently weak Conservative majority, either reduced or only marginally bigger than pre-election, be enough for May's resignation? Or would she need to lose the majority entirely before her stepping down becomes plausible?

mediadave
Sep 8, 2011

Carecat posted:

I think he was way too optimistic about nuanced positions translating across the media but they look to have a better handle on it recently. Being against nuclear weapons is a logical viewpoint as they are impossible to use without armageddon, we have NATO and it's very expensive but to a lot of people that would just translate into being a pussy, even the French have nukes.



I was having exactly the same argument back in the first leadership run... https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3734026&pagenumber=58&perpage=40#post448873920 but I voted Corbyn then and will now.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Well, guess what John Woodcock has been up to? Showing gratitude for Momentum coming to his constituency to campaign on his behalf & just growing the gently caress up?

https://twitter.com/BBC_Cumbria/status/871641385639837696

That'll be no then.

How much longer until he gets the whip removed & punted out of the party?

dispatch_async
Nov 28, 2014

Imagine having the time to have played through 20 generations of one family in The Sims 2. Imagine making the original two members of that family Neil Buchanan and Cat Deeley. Imagine complaining to Maxis there was no technological progression. You've successfully imagined my life

WhiskeyWhiskers posted:

Obviously shoot to kill is not current policy.

Somebody should tell that to the BBC because they keep saying that it is (1:14):
https://twitter.com/daily_politics/status/871686888070889474

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

forkboy84 posted:

Well, guess what John Woodcock has been up to? Showing gratitude for Momentum coming to his constituency to campaign on his behalf & just growing the gently caress up?

https://twitter.com/BBC_Cumbria/status/871641385639837696

That'll be no then.

How much longer until he gets the whip removed & punted out of the party?

they should have done it before the election just like that other oval office Danczuk. I'm pretty sure Barrow & Furness is going to the Tories no matter what so at least he's probably loving off hopefully forever.

spectralent
Oct 1, 2014

Me and the boys poppin' down to the shops

Halisnacks posted:

Could a sufficiently weak Conservative majority, either reduced or only marginally bigger than pre-election, be enough for May's resignation? Or would she need to lose the majority entirely before her stepping down becomes plausible?

No, I think failing to deliver a crushing victory would be enough given how awful her campaign's been so far. This was meant to be a formality, and they've come out severely bloodied. Unless it turns out the entire time everything was wrong and they were really ahead and had nothing to worry about they'll be out for blood.

Spuckuk
Aug 11, 2009

Being a bastard works



mediadave posted:

I'm ambivalent about Corbyn, I guess his persistent habit of prevarication (being unable to denounce the IRA without also denouncing loyalist groups, being unable to denounce antisemitism without also denouncing all other racism, etc) hits me the same way the immigration cup hit lots of you. Which I still think is stupid, Ed's immigration policy was more open than Corbyn's is now, but nevermind. I do take the point that Corbyn has enthused and inspired people in a way that most PLP candidates couldn't. We will see if it actually shakes out that way, of course.

I mean, I gotta say I think Corbs is 100% correct here.

Daveman23
Aug 4, 2003
The postal votes that are in at the moment show the Tories with an 11% lead.

Barry Foster
Dec 24, 2007

What is going wrong with that one (face is longer than it should be)

spectralent posted:

No, I think failing to deliver a crushing victory would be enough given how awful her campaign's been so far. This was meant to be a formality, and they've come out severely bloodied. Unless it turns out the entire time everything was wrong and they were really ahead and had nothing to worry about they'll be out for blood.

Yeah, anything less than a landslide and her head will roll. Even though they're still going to win, she's embarrassed the party and thrown away what should have been an easy victory.

spectralent
Oct 1, 2014

Me and the boys poppin' down to the shops

Daveman23 posted:

The postal votes that are in at the moment show the Tories with an 11% lead.

On one hand old people do a lot of postal voting and they're meant to be voting tory anyway.

On the other hand hope is a lie.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

All right time for some midnight mail snatchin' lads. Meet me at the local sortin office.

Zalakwe
Jun 4, 2007
Likes Cake, Hates Hamsters



Daveman23 posted:

The postal votes that are in at the moment show the Tories with an 11% lead.

That is very encouraging if it is the case. Who polled it?

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

Daveman23 posted:

The postal votes that are in at the moment show the Tories with an 11% lead.

This sort of thing comes out every election but how do people know this? Aren't they counted on the night along with the normal votes?

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

spectralent posted:

No, I think failing to deliver a crushing victory would be enough given how awful her campaign's been so far. This was meant to be a formality, and they've come out severely bloodied. Unless it turns out the entire time everything was wrong and they were really ahead and had nothing to worry about they'll be out for blood.

I think anything other than a significant increase in the Tory majority will leave May's position untenable, as the largest unforced error in UK political history.

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

Daveman23 posted:

The postal votes that are in at the moment show the Tories with an 11% lead.

You know who postal votes? Old people (and me).

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Ewan posted:

Fair enough - seems I'm talking bollocks on that one. Obvs there's May herself to add to that too...
Apparently before the 1850s it was a more usual progression, but the office itself was a lot different then, and some of them were simultaneously PM and Home Sec. In modern politics it only seems to happen when you've worked at a lot of high profile offices or appointments, as with Churchill and Callaghan, or literally nobody else wants the job, as with May.

josh04
Oct 19, 2008


"THE FLASH IS THE REASON
TO RACE TO THE THEATRES"

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Pretty sure they don't count postal votes until the day and they certainly don't release them as a poll.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

Daveman23 posted:

The postal votes that are in at the moment show the Tories with an 11% lead.

Aren't postal votes supposed to remain sealed until the day of the election?

Zalakwe
Jun 4, 2007
Likes Cake, Hates Hamsters



Halisnacks posted:

Could a sufficiently weak Conservative majority, either reduced or only marginally bigger than pre-election, be enough for May's resignation? Or would she need to lose the majority entirely before her stepping down becomes plausible?

Less than Cameron means the knives will be out imo.

Edit: Even a minor increase from Cameron would be problematic for her.

josh04
Oct 19, 2008


"THE FLASH IS THE REASON
TO RACE TO THE THEATRES"

This title contains sponsored content.

goddamnedtwisto posted:

Aren't postal votes supposed to remain sealed until the day of the election?

They're opened to be verified, but shouldn't be counted afaik.

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

Halisnacks posted:

Could a sufficiently weak Conservative majority, either reduced or only marginally bigger than pre-election, be enough for May's resignation? Or would she need to lose the majority entirely before her stepping down becomes plausible?

it depends if the police cuts angle keeps getting pushed after the election I think.

Halisnacks
Jul 18, 2009

goddamnedtwisto posted:

I think anything other than a significant increase in the Tory majority will leave May's position untenable, as the largest unforced error in UK political history.

How would this untenable position be acted on though? I will give the Tories that they seem committed to power above all (see: the swift falling behind May with minimal bickering in the last Tory leadership election). How could they pretend to be the "strong and stable" party with their 3rd leader in less than two years?

Ewan
Sep 29, 2008

Ewan is tired of his reputation as a serious Simon. I'm more of a jokester than you people think. My real name isn't even Ewan, that was a joke it's actually MARTIN! LOL fooled you again, it really is Ewan! Look at that monkey with a big nose, Ewan is so random! XD

Daveman23 posted:

The postal votes that are in at the moment show the Tories with an 11% lead.
Yeah this sounds like bollocks given postal votes get counted with all the other ballots after polling closes on the 8th.

What's your source?

Spuckuk
Aug 11, 2009

Being a bastard works



goddamnedtwisto posted:

I think anything other than a significant increase in the Tory majority will leave May's position untenable, as the largest unforced error in UK political history.

Brexit will probably be regarded in the long one as a bigger self-own.

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WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013


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Halisnacks posted:

How would this untenable position be acted on though? I will give the Tories that they seem committed to power above all (see: the swift falling behind May with minimal bickering in the last Tory leadership election). How could they pretend to be the "strong and stable" party with their 3rd leader in less than two years?

Looking hypocritical hasn't stopped them doing stupid poo poo before?

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