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Shbobdb
Dec 16, 2010

by Reene
The real lesson here is that you should never make far-reaching foreign policy decisions on an empty stomach.

Tensions flair every Ramadan. It's like, the opposite of what Ramadan is supposed to be about.

We need a Muslim Charles Dickens to invent a jolly "Father Ramadan" figure to make the spirit of Ramadan more of a thing as opposed to some self-righteous comments about charity. It needs to be fun for people to have buy in.

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Evilreaver
Feb 26, 2007

GEORGE IS GETTIN' AUGMENTED!
Dinosaur Gum

cargo cult posted:

Combined with us pulling out of Paris it seems like the post-war order is imploding in a matter of months :ohdear:

Pre-war! :eng101:

Spacebump
Dec 24, 2003

Dallas Mavericks: Generations

haveblue posted:

Haha, Trump thought he would be King of America and his word would be law. He has no idea how to deal with a process he can't command, intimidate, or buy out.

Even funnier when you realize he was friends with Bill Clinton and should remember how the Lewinsky scandal unfolded. Trump's memory must be terrible.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
I heard Trump backed off his Saudi Arabia support when Qatar offered to let him touch The Cube.

TheOneAndOnlyT
Dec 18, 2005

Well well, mister fancy-pants, I hope you're wearing your matching sweater today, or you'll be cut down like the ugly tree you are.

Spacebump posted:

Trump's memory must be terrible.
The dude literally forgets what he was saying in the middle of his own sentences. How on earth is there any uncertainty about this?

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

Spacebump posted:

Even funnier when you realize he was friends with Bill Clinton and should remember how the Lewinsky scandal unfolded. Trump's memory must be terrible.

It is. He has a very serious personality disorder that prevents him from being able to use the past to inform the present where his own wellbeing is concerned.

CubanMissile
Apr 22, 2003

Of Hulks and Spider-Men

business hammocks posted:

It is. He has a very serious personality disorder that prevents him from being able to use the past to inform the present where his own wellbeing is concerned.

Can you tell me the name of this disorder and if there's a cure? Asking for a friend.

empty whippet box
Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

business hammocks posted:

It is. He has a very serious personality disorder that prevents him from being able to use the past to inform the present where his own wellbeing is concerned.

Got mad for a minute cause I was pretty sure this post was callin' me out somehow

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

CubanMissile posted:

Can you tell me the name of this disorder and if there's a cure? Asking for a friend.

Cure's cardiac arrest I think.

EwokEntourage
Jun 10, 2008

BREYER: Actually, Antonin, you got it backwards. See, a power bottom is actually generating all the dissents by doing most of the work.

SCALIA: Stephen, I've heard that speed has something to do with it.

BREYER: Speed has everything to do with it.

mango sentinel posted:

Yeah it's a natural arc, I was just piling on how misguided mantis was calling him a "career spook."

Ah gotcha. Well hopefully some people learned something for my lazy copy/pasting of Wikipedia

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous


Unless :thejoke:, Trump has Narcissistic Personality Disorder pretty loving clearly. The APA has a battle during the election cycle between their official stance of "We do not diagnose political figures without personally examining them" and a bunch of psychiatrists arguing that it was ethically irresponsible to not warn the public that the leader of the free world might be mentallly ill.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

quote:

Iran's Tasnim news agency reported on Wednesday morning that three attackers opened fire inside Iran's parliament, with at least two injuries reported. The news service says that the incident is ongoing.

http://www.i24news.tv/en/news/international/147235-170607-reports-of-shooting-inside-iranian-parliament

https://twitter.com/Tasnimnews_EN/status/872336069622157312

Ramos
Jul 3, 2012


Developing story is right, there's only that single paragraph on that page. What are the chances this has something to do with Qatar and Saudi Arabia?

empty whippet box
Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Holy shitss

Party Plane Jones
Jul 1, 2007

by Reene
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/ryanlcooper/status/872172044863119361

Eat the rich, etc, etc,

https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/872297174113169408
https://twitter.com/ABCPolitics/status/872300429132038144
https://twitter.com/Mikel_Jollett/status/872327130885095424
https://twitter.com/JamilSmith/status/872296733107134464
https://twitter.com/MarkDiStef/status/872284555918491648
https://twitter.com/Zac_Petkanas/status/872288745072062464
https://twitter.com/GaryLegum/status/872275295558041600
https://twitter.com/EricBoehlert/status/872276343232368640

guidoanselmi
Feb 6, 2008

I thought my ideas were so clear. I wanted to make an honest post. No lies whatsoever.

Might be an ISIS-related attack? There's been a fair amount of domestic news/propaganda on finding plotters over the past few years.

I doubt it's MEK/NCRI terrorists whose MO is more drive-by assassinations/bombings, but there's that precedent, too. (BTW both Gulliani, Howard Dean, and other US politicians have lobbied for NCRI.)

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

Welp, we had better hope it is the it isn't related to Qatar or ww might have one loving hell of a war breaking out extremely soon

vaginite
Feb 8, 2006

I'm comin' for you, colonel.



If Putin was behind the Qatar thing, he's owning the world right now. I wish we could just Seal Team 6 foreign legimate rulers. He got Trump elected definitely indirectly and maybe even directly through voting machines. Wouldn't be a shock if he got Brexit pushed through. He probably owns Trump and definitely owns Kushner. There are reports of large Russian troll factories posting to get us fighting online everywhere, along with fake news (before Trump hijacked that term). Anecdotally this is the only place I can go online where the comments arent flooded with misinformation and hate by fake accounts, and honestly think it is just because of 10 bucks.

No loving way we have a large contingent of "patriots" applauding the dictator of Russia. Some of them are legitimate, but theyre morons being driven by large fake posting operations giving some sense of consensus within certain online communities.

I feel like we are in a war with Russia right now and dont realize it because its on a new front. Putin needs to loving go, then we try and pick up the domestic pieces.

OhFunny
Jun 26, 2013

EXTREMELY PISSED AT THE DNC
https://twitter.com/PressTV/status/872338478285152256

https://twitter.com/PressTV/status/872340529438236673

https://twitter.com/PressTV/status/872341797644718081

https://twitter.com/PressTV/status/872342470331387904

So attacks on the Iranian Parliament and Imam Khomeini Mausoleum.

OhFunny fucked around with this message at 07:44 on Jun 7, 2017

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
Welp, this could be easily be war now

Duck, I hope someone is smart enough to keep trump out of this ahit

Thank god we have a fully stocked and experienced State dept to help mediate everything :suicide:

Rugoberta Munchu
Jun 5, 2003

Do you want a hupyrolysege slcorpselong?
Another attack at the Khomeini Mausoleum so it's looking more and more related to the Qatar/Hezbollah fallout.

mango sentinel
Jan 5, 2001

by sebmojo
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck

guidoanselmi
Feb 6, 2008

I thought my ideas were so clear. I wanted to make an honest post. No lies whatsoever.

Whomever is attacking, I would fully expect Iranians, from basijis to north tehran socialites, to rally around the government especially after the last election.

I also don't expect Khomenei to advise or order anything that ups the ante, unless it's Syria or MEK related.

Rugoberta Munchu posted:

Another attack at the Khomeini Mausoleum so it's looking more and more related to the Qatar/Hezbollah fallout.

Not really Qatar. I'm sure Iran's keeping it's nose clean on that until dust settles, publicly.

NewMars
Mar 10, 2013
So is this whole thing the first full-blown international crisis that Trump's had to respond to?

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

That's not of his own making

Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006


This is textbook hate speech. Literally. I remember reading about this kind of speech from a unit in a college poli sci class.

guidoanselmi
Feb 6, 2008

I thought my ideas were so clear. I wanted to make an honest post. No lies whatsoever.

^ but it entirely is!

e: drat you, Kerbal!

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

NewMars posted:

So is this whole thing the first full-blown international crisis that Trump's had to respond to?

Yeah, this is starting to feel like a very big and important incident

Revelation 2-13
May 13, 2010

Pillbug
Well if this week and the last couple of months is anything to go by, these will be Russian stooges (found out too late of course) with Saudi passports, kicking off a ME clusterfuck war.

Conspiratiorist
Nov 12, 2015

17th Separate Kryvyi Rih Tank Brigade named after Konstantin Pestushko
Look to my coming on the first light of the fifth sixth some day

Synthbuttrange posted:

That's not of his own making

Considering it came on the coattails of his ME visit, public and private exchanges with the Sauds, and loving endorsing it on twitter, it comes as a result of the KSA/UAE taking advantage of his incompetence.

You can make your own judgment on whether that's his fault or not.

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

How convenient war breaks out in the middle east right before comey's testimony.

guidoanselmi
Feb 6, 2008

I thought my ideas were so clear. I wanted to make an honest post. No lies whatsoever.

Revelation 2-13 posted:

Well if this week and the last couple of months is anything to go by, these will be Russian stooges (found out too late of course) with Saudi passports, kicking off a ME clusterfuck war.

Oddly enough Israelis posed as CIA to support Jundallah in Iran: http://foreignpolicy.com/2012/01/13/false-flag/

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

This isn't new and has been reported by the FBI for a while.

Probably got worse when for some reason after 2008-11 when someone won something important.

Shbobdb
Dec 16, 2010

by Reene

TOOT BOOT posted:

How convenient war breaks out in the middle east right before comey's testimony.

Shhh. People don't like conspiracy theories on this forum.

Family Values
Jun 26, 2007



This honestly smells like bullshit to me. You don't launch a coordinated international incident over a news article, fake or otherwise. That's just a cover story for whatever's really going on.

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president

Family Values posted:

This honestly smells like bullshit to me. You don't launch a coordinated international incident over a news article, fake or otherwise. That's just a cover story for whatever's really going on.


quote:

The rift in the Gulf Cooperation Council and Arab nations was caused by Qatar being a maverick country that doesn't play by the rules the hegemon (Saudi Arabia) set. Saudi Arabia can't make them play by the rules by causing fuckery internally, since Qatar is a mostly unified constitutional monarchy that has very few internal divisions.

Qatar is sympathetic of sorts to Turkey and Iran. They have clout that other countries in the region (Oman, Bahrain, Kuwait) don't, so their sympathetic attitude actually got things done in Syria and Libya. This rankles the Saudis.

For instance, a Qatari royal hunting party got kidnapped in southern Iraq and Qatar coughed up close to a billion dollars as ransom. This pissed off the Arab nations, who apparently think Qatar should not have paid the al-Qaeda affiliate any money.

So the straws that broke the camel's back were: the "fake" stories planted about the Emir saying things about the Muslim Brotherhood, Hamas and Iran, and this hostage negotiation.

This needs to be reinforced: this breakdown of relations is not sudden. The UAE Ambassador in DC has been trying to trash talk Qatar for quite a long time now, including talking to Jared Kushner to try and get the US base in Qatar shut down.

There was already a diplomatic crisis in 2014 when the countries pulled their diplomats out. Resolution will occur only when one of them blinks, and it's likely that Qatar will blink first because (among other things) they've been shut off completely via air, land and sea. Their airspace is enclosed by Bahrain, UAE and Saudi Arabia, which means if the UAE and Bahrain decide to enforce a no-fly zone (though they're signatory to the Chicago Convention on International Civil Aviation) then Qatar is hosed.

It's very very interesting that the hackers who hacked Qatar News Agency left behind signs that indicated they were Russian, and it's interesting all this happened shortly after Trump said he supported setting up an Arab NATO during his visit to Saudi Arabia in the middle of May.

So he says "yes lets get all you Arab nations into one alliance", and then somehow greenlights the internal squabble that throws a spanner in his statement? How does that make sense? The alternative is the Saudis and Emiratis did this without running it by the Americans, as a method of testing how the Americans will react to one of their own allies with a military base being pushed around.

Whatever is said and done, Putin is a genius. My pet theory about this is Putin exploited weaknesses within the GCC to get things he wants done in Syria, as well as potentially drive the price of crude up (maybe). I don't know if he's that diabolical or not but if there's anyone with a great motive to see the middle eastern countries getting all angsty, it's Russia.

Dirk Pitt
Sep 14, 2007

haha yes, this feels good

Toilet Rascal
Nothing is going to come from the Comey testimony. That's my hot take.

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Dirk Pitt posted:

Nothing is going to come from the Comey testimony. That's my hot take.

We'll at least get some sweet tweets.

erosion
Dec 21, 2002

It's true and I'm tired of pretending it isn't

The Glumslinger posted:


Duck, I hope someone is smart enough to keep trump out of this ahit

Quack quack quack :psyboom:

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Charliegrs
Aug 10, 2009
I think some of you are thinking too much into this attack in Iran. It's not like Iran doesn't have domestic terror groups and they've attacked before. In fact I think Khameini himself nearly got killed in a bomb attack in the 80s. There's video of it even.

What I'm saying is, we aren't necessarily looking at yet another big mideast war because the Iranian Parliament was attacked. It doesn't necessarily have anything to do with the whole Qatar situation either. On a region where shootings/bombings are commonplace adding 2+2 together doesn't always equal 4.

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