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What is the best flav... you all know what this question is:
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Labour 907 49.92%
Theresa May Team (Conservative) 48 2.64%
Liberal Democrats 31 1.71%
UKIP 13 0.72%
Plaid Cymru 25 1.38%
Green 22 1.21%
Scottish Socialist Party 12 0.66%
Scottish Conservative Party 1 0.06%
Scottish National Party 59 3.25%
Some Kind of Irish Unionist 4 0.22%
Alliance / Irish Nonsectarian 3 0.17%
Some Kind of Irish Nationalist 36 1.98%
Misc. Far Left Trots 35 1.93%
Misc. Far Right Fash 8 0.44%
Monster Raving Loony 49 2.70%
Space Navies Party 39 2.15%
Independent / Single Issue 2 0.11%
Can't Vote 188 10.35%
Won't Vote 8 0.44%
Spoiled Ballot 15 0.83%
Pissflaps 312 17.17%
Total: 1817 votes
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kustomkarkommando
Oct 22, 2012

goddamnedtwisto posted:

Random question - does the party name on the ballot have to be the actual official name of the party? I ask because I assume it's set at registration time, when they were pushing the "Theresa May's Team" line really really hard, and having 40 million ballot papers with that on it would be hilarious given what's happened in the last month.

You've got to register it as a description with the electoral commission - Looking at it this year the Tories added "The Conservative and Unionist Party" (which I guess they must have stopped using) "Conservatives" and "Scottish Conservative Party Candidate"

The only thing labours added is "Aberdeen Labour, making it happen"...

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coffeetable
Feb 5, 2006

TELL ME AGAIN HOW GREAT BRITAIN WOULD BE IF IT WAS RULED BY THE MERCILESS JACKBOOT OF PRINCE CHARLES

YES I DO TALK TO PLANTS ACTUALLY

Barry Foster posted:

I woke up with a lump of ice in my belly, and I feel sick.

God, I hate elections.
get on betfair and put a substantial chunk of money on a tory victory

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

kustomkarkommando posted:

You've got to register it as a description with the electoral commission - Looking at it this year the Tories added "The Conservative and Unionist Party" (which I guess they must have stopped using) "Conservatives" and "Scottish Conservative Party Candidate"

The only thing labours added is "Aberdeen Labour, making it happen"...

Ah, that's a pity. Still could have been funny if they hadn't made such a cockup of the campaign and there'd been loads of "But where's Theresa May?" like the elderly neighbour someone mentioned though.

And once again, lol forever at Scottish Labour.

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




coffeetable posted:

get on betfair and put a substantial chunk of money on a tory victory

Haha, I remember loads of people itt betting on Hillary "its free money!".

coffeetable
Feb 5, 2006

TELL ME AGAIN HOW GREAT BRITAIN WOULD BE IF IT WAS RULED BY THE MERCILESS JACKBOOT OF PRINCE CHARLES

YES I DO TALK TO PLANTS ACTUALLY

Mr. Flunchy posted:

Haha, I remember loads of people itt betting on Hillary "its free money!".

if you're emotionally invested in a tory win, you should put money on labour

Kegluneq
Feb 18, 2011

Mr President, the physical reality of Prime Minister Corbyn is beyond your range of apprehension. If you'll just put on these PINKOVISION glasses...

Nick Clegg on BBC Breakfast repeating the claim that the Lib Dems will not make any deals whatsoever, and that if the Tories didn't win a majority then there would have to be a repeat of the polls until they did.

What the lovely gently caress is the point of the Lib Dems? Surely the only relevance they could possibly have is as part of a coalition or other deal.

Entropy238
Oct 21, 2010

Fallen Rib
I believe that Jeremy Corbyn will be the UK's next prime minister.

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
I hope you're right. God bles :cheers:

Grapplejack
Nov 27, 2007

Entropy238 posted:

I believe that Jeremy Corbyn will be the UK's next prime minister.

May has done nothing but trip over herself in public, so this wouldn't be a shocking outcome at this point!

kustomkarkommando
Oct 22, 2012

goddamnedtwisto posted:

I never realised they were predicting Thurrock going red, that completely obliterates the model for me because that place is Daily Star - The Constituency.

Thurrock has been competitive for a while and tbh it might flip red, seems like the sitting Tory MP has just this week confirmed the closure of a local hospital with the land being sold on to property developers...

There are weirder things in the YouGov model, I think the one that's got the most head scratching is the Tories losing Devon East to an independent who trailed the Tories by 22% in 2015

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
Seriously though i am actually nauseous with nerves about this election. I really don't want to live in a country where the poor, vulnerable and marginalised are being killed, starved and/or put in internmemt camps by the state.

Barry Foster
Dec 24, 2007

What is going wrong with that one (face is longer than it should be)

Entropy238 posted:

I believe that Jeremy Corbyn will be the UK's next prime minister.

I (genunely) believe that the Tory landslide is going to happen, and I feel sick.

EDIT - ^^^^ yup.

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


Oberleutnant posted:

Seriously though i am actually nauseous with nerves about this election. I really don't want to live in a country where the poor, vulnerable and marginalised are being killed, starved and/or put in internmemt camps by the state.

Sorry mate, it plays well with the Sun reading thumb people.

Praseodymi
Aug 26, 2010

Oberleutnant posted:

Seriously though i am actually nauseous with nerves about this election. I really want to live in a country where the rich are killed, starved and/or put in internmemt camps by the state.

coffeetable
Feb 5, 2006

TELL ME AGAIN HOW GREAT BRITAIN WOULD BE IF IT WAS RULED BY THE MERCILESS JACKBOOT OF PRINCE CHARLES

YES I DO TALK TO PLANTS ACTUALLY

Grapplejack posted:

May has done nothing but trip over herself in public, so this wouldn't be a shocking outcome at this point!

yes it would

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes

Kegluneq posted:

What the lovely gently caress is the point of the Lib Dems? Surely the only relevance they could possibly have is as part of a coalition or other deal.

Noxville
Dec 7, 2003

Oberleutnant posted:

Seriously though i am actually nauseous with nerves about this election. I really don't want to live in a country where the poor, vulnerable and marginalised are being killed, starved and/or put in internmemt camps by the state.

Too late

Mugsbaloney
Jul 11, 2012

We prefer your extinction to the loss of our job

Sanitary Naptime posted:

Off out to see Corbyn give his speech in Glasgow. I've never been so excited about politics, bless you socialist jam grandad.

It was a bit short- will you be voting labour? I told the guy from the times I would regretfully vote snp

Captain Fargle
Feb 16, 2011

If May still wins even after this ridiculous shitshow of a campaign I'm honestly going to dedicate the next five years of my life entirely to getting the hell out of this country.

No shame in fleeing from a sinking ship.

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

:same:

kustomkarkommando
Oct 22, 2012

OrthoTrot
Dec 10, 2006
Its either Trotsky or its Notsky
If Labour won with the Labour movement in the state it's in it would be miraculous.

Thinking positively though this is the third time a spontaneous grassroots movement has appeared out of nowhere to defend Corbyn just for advocating basic socialist ideas halfway decently. If we don't go d a way to turn that into some kind of lasting social force this time we absolutely do not deserve a fourth chance. Conditions are ripe for building a genuinely huge left-wing movement in this country.

I'm on a tram with Alden Gillen. Who knew Carcetti lived in Croydon.

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

Captain Fargle posted:

If May still wins even after this ridiculous shitshow of a campaign I'm honestly going to dedicate the next five years of my life entirely to getting the hell out of this country.

conversely, if Corbyn wins, I will probably return. At least that's what I've told my family in order to get them to vote Labour.

Mighty Steed
Apr 16, 2005
Nice horsey
Shittiest outcome would be:

Significant Tory majority, May vindicated and praised for her campaign, Corbyn resigning and Labour launches into a year-long leadership contest that ends up with a robotic centre-right candidate, followed by a hard Brexit.

So it'll likely be this.

Snipee
Mar 27, 2010

Kegluneq posted:

What the lovely gently caress is the point of the Lib Dems? Surely the only relevance they could possibly have is as part of a coalition or other deal.

To cooperate with the Conservatives when they don't have a majority and to receive the Economist's worthless endorsement.

Total Meatlove
Jan 28, 2007

:japan:
Rangers died, shoujo Hitler cried ;_;

Snipee posted:

To cooperate with the Conservatives when they don't have a majority and to receive the Economist's worthless endorsement.

They act as a holding pen for Libertarians who might otherwise infect the Labour party

dispatch_async
Nov 28, 2014

Imagine having the time to have played through 20 generations of one family in The Sims 2. Imagine making the original two members of that family Neil Buchanan and Cat Deeley. Imagine complaining to Maxis there was no technological progression. You've successfully imagined my life
Victor Meldrew backs Labour warning Tory dementia tax is a 'complete disgrace'

If this doesn't win over the olds I don't know what will.

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


Mighty Steed posted:

Shittiest outcome would be:

Significant Tory majority, May vindicated and praised for her campaign, Corbyn resigning and Labour launches into a year-long leadership contest that ends up with a robotic centre-right candidate, followed by a hard Brexit.

So it'll likely be this.

That but Boris loving Johnson as PM somehow.

Pesmerga
Aug 1, 2005

So nice to eat you
Let's not forget that Clegg was also working for the Conservatives at the European Parliament, and at least according to some people that were at the College of Europe around the same time as he was, moved to the Lib Dems because he didn't think he had the contacts to rise to the top of the Conservative party.

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
gently caress it all

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

But enough about Pissflaps.

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

i don't believe it

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

Pesmerga posted:

Let's not forget that Clegg was also working for the Conservatives at the European Parliament, and at least according to some people that were at the College of Europe around the same time as he was, moved to the Lib Dems because he didn't think he had the contacts to rise to the top of the Conservative party.

both the YouGov MRP and BritainElects NowCast show him losing his seat, so we should have that to look forward to, hopefully.

Sanitary Naptime
May 29, 2006

MIWK!


Mugsbaloney posted:

It was a bit short- will you be voting labour? I told the guy from the times I would regretfully vote snp

Yeah it was, but I didn't expect a long one on the last day of campaigning. I'm just inordinately happy I got to actually see him in person.

I'll be voting labour aye, my MP is Mhairi Black though, it's purely a token vote as there is no way she's losing her seat.

Loving Africa Chaps
Dec 3, 2007


We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

Kegluneq posted:

Nick Clegg on BBC Breakfast repeating the claim that the Lib Dems will not make any deals whatsoever, and that if the Tories didn't win a majority then there would have to be a repeat of the polls until they did.

What the lovely gently caress is the point of the Lib Dems? Surely the only relevance they could possibly have is as part of a coalition or other deal.

The amusing thing about greens and lib Dems calling for tactical voting is that it's resulted in people looking at their constituency and realising they need to vote labour. All a repeat election means is that people get pissed off at the libdems and them losing seats imo

Pesmerga
Aug 1, 2005

So nice to eat you

Baron Corbyn posted:

both the YouGov MRP and BritainElects NowCast show him losing his seat, so we should have that to look forward to, hopefully.

It will be the one silver lining in this cloud of never ending poo poo.

Ora Tzo
Feb 26, 2016

HEEEERES TONYYYY

Thanks Ants posted:

That but Boris loving Johnson as PM somehow.

Well May with a reduced majority means she majorly hosed up.
There will be knives at the ready and Johnson will have a chance (But so would Gove if he gets into the cabinet) at the top job.

NewMars
Mar 10, 2013
The conservatives losing seats or just even failing to gain means may is going to be tossed out.

If Labour gets in through coalition, she will literally be murdered.

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

Ora Tzo posted:

Well May with a reduced majority means she majorly hosed up.
There will be knives at the ready and Johnson will have a chance (But so would Gove if he gets into the cabinet) at the top job.

she can't get much of a reduced majority without slipping into hung parliament territory. They can lose 4 seats before they lose their majority.

last day of campaigning going well for May.

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Zalakwe
Jun 4, 2007
Likes Cake, Hates Hamsters



OrthoTrot posted:

If Labour won with the Labour movement in the state it's in it would be miraculous.

Thinking positively though this is the third time a spontaneous grassroots movement has appeared out of nowhere to defend Corbyn just for advocating basic socialist ideas halfway decently. If we don't go d a way to turn that into some kind of lasting social force this time we absolutely do not deserve a fourth chance. Conditions are ripe for building a genuinely huge left-wing movement in this country.

I'm on a tram with Alden Gillen. Who knew Carcetti lived in Croydon.

Yes. Do not despair comrades Attend to your barricade. 12 years after the Paris uprising there was a new France!

In all seriousness though A lot of good has been done in the last few weeks. My political background isn't Labour but I'll be voting for them enthusiastically this time. The manifesto is hardly a work of art however it offers fantastic vision, something that has been lacking for years. People aren't going to be happy with Theres May's Brexit police state. Sometime soon something has got to change.

Zalakwe fucked around with this message at 09:05 on Jun 7, 2017

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