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What is the best flav... you all know what this question is:
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Labour 907 49.92%
Theresa May Team (Conservative) 48 2.64%
Liberal Democrats 31 1.71%
UKIP 13 0.72%
Plaid Cymru 25 1.38%
Green 22 1.21%
Scottish Socialist Party 12 0.66%
Scottish Conservative Party 1 0.06%
Scottish National Party 59 3.25%
Some Kind of Irish Unionist 4 0.22%
Alliance / Irish Nonsectarian 3 0.17%
Some Kind of Irish Nationalist 36 1.98%
Misc. Far Left Trots 35 1.93%
Misc. Far Right Fash 8 0.44%
Monster Raving Loony 49 2.70%
Space Navies Party 39 2.15%
Independent / Single Issue 2 0.11%
Can't Vote 188 10.35%
Won't Vote 8 0.44%
Spoiled Ballot 15 0.83%
Pissflaps 312 17.17%
Total: 1817 votes
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Zephro
Nov 23, 2000

I suppose I could part with one and still be feared...
I mean I can see why targeted Facebook ads are really attractive for a political campaign but this suggestion that they're full-on mind control and we're all dancing on the puppet-strings of the marketing types is just lol

edit: 147: the highest possible break in the glorious pub pastime proper sport of snooker

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Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

goddamnedtwisto posted:

Voting for Corbyn would require them to swear an oath of allegiance to the Crown so I don't think they're likely to just do that for the craic.
They can make a solemn affirmation instead of an oath if they choose, but that assumes it's the God part that the object to and not the Crown part.

Or they could opt to take it in Scottish Gaelic, and replace 'Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth' with 'a tub of rubber ducks' safe in the knowledge that nobody speaks Scottish Gaelic.

Mugsbaloney
Jul 11, 2012

We prefer your extinction to the loss of our job

Gyro Zeppeli posted:

This is what I was talking about when I expressed my worries at Labour splitting the vote in Scotland.

Remember: A vote for ScotLab is a vote for Dugdale, not for Corbyn.
How are you so sure? - it's entirely dependent on how you choose to interpret it surely. What I can say for sure is that post election people like flaps are going to argue against corbyn for failing to win back Scotland. As background, my local SNP candidate (Alison Thewliss) is actually a good one, and the Tories are unlikely to win here. My question to you is - what massive transformation in narrative or campaigning has scotlab carried out recently to convince others in the post mortem that dugdale can take credit for my vote, rather than corbyn? Just to be clear, if I was in a swing seat id be all for the SNP. (Sorry about my lovely syntax but I'm phone posting)

Mugsbaloney fucked around with this message at 12:32 on Jun 7, 2017

spectralent
Oct 1, 2014

Me and the boys poppin' down to the shops

peanut- posted:

I don't get your point, it's not actually written by a Tory staffer or anything.


I mean the evidence would be the large amounts of money being allocated there by successful election campaigns, and notably ones that upset the polls. Maybe they're pissing it all up the wall, but it's still an interesting dissection of the tactics at work.

I would have assumed it had more to do with those shock wins being against poo poo campaigns wracked by scandals.

Pelican Street
Nov 5, 2009

Gyro Zeppeli posted:

This is the position I'm taking. At least look up your constituency results before deciding on a party. If the Tories are a threat where you're voting in Scotland, please just vote SNP. I know tactical voting is horrible and cynical, but I'm sure even the Labour supporters in this thread would broadly agree that they'd rather have the SNP in power in any given constituency than the Tories.
Yes, this. I'm from one of the marginals originally and I'm telling all my friends back home to vote SNP (although most don't need convincing).

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


BigHandsVince posted:

I'd love to be in a constituency where a Labour vote from me would not be for someone who has repeatedly and consistently undermined Corbyn. That is not the case. None of the names in your graphic have much of a chance of winning.

There is a reason why all the "Tactical" voting campaigns are telling people to vote SNP in most areas, if you want a Corbyn government. Hopefully Scottish Labour will end up with better management soon.

Clearly no, Labour have no chance of winning in at least 55 of the Scottish seats though. The only way to change that? Voting for good Labour candidates. In places like Dundee West, Airdrie & Shotts, Motherwell and Wishaw, Dunfermline, Glasgow South West, etc. Voting for an SNP candidate over one of those when you want to return a Corbyn government & the SNP have stated they won't go into coalition, that's loving stupid.

If I lived in Moray, I'd vote for Angus Robertson. If I lived in Livingston I'd vote for Rhea Wolfson. As it is, my candidates are all mediocre at best & I'll probably only vote Labour because it's a safe SNP seat.

Mugsbaloney
Jul 11, 2012

We prefer your extinction to the loss of our job

forkboy84 posted:

This is dumb. A vote for ScotLab is a vote for the local candidate, the national leader & the overall leader, as well as for the party in general. And if you think the SNP can't lose the seat to the Tories, voting Labour is OK. Not as easy a choice as it would be if ScotLab were lead by someone less useless, but hey ho.

Yeah this is what I'm thinking basically

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer
Lots of indecision on this thread. Not what Labour needs from the youth vote.

Junior G-man
Sep 15, 2004

Wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma


jBrereton posted:

tbf one of the great advantages Marx had was literally never living in anything other than capitalist luxury.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3252FSW7OC4

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Coohoolin posted:

Just in case people forgot, Aberdeen Labour "made it happen" if "it" was going into coalition with the Tories and independents to lock out the majority SNP councillors, getting themselves kicked out of the party in the process, leaving Aberdeen City Council being run by a coalition of 9 Tories and 13 independents.

Necessary fact correction:

1) The SNP are not a majority on Aberdeen City Council, they are the largest plurality with 19 of the 45 councillors.

2) You got the number of Labour and Tory councillors backwards. It's 11 Tory, 9 Labour.

3) The Labour/Tory/LD coalition is not new, it is a continuation of the previous administration.

Coohoolin
Aug 5, 2012

Oor Coohoolie.

forkboy84 posted:

The choice in Ochil is between a Tory & an ex-Tory. Voting for a good Labour Party candidate is entirely justifiable.

Even an ex-Tory in the SNP follows the goddamm party whip. Look at her loving voting record.

https://www.theyworkforyou.com/mp/25274/tasmina_ahmed-sheikh/ochil_and_south_perthshire/votes

How you can say that's not preferable to a literal Tory MP and risk letting in an actual Tory MP to appease your principles is dumb dumb dumb.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Coohoolin posted:

Even an ex-Tory in the SNP follows the goddamm party whip. Look at her loving voting record.

https://www.theyworkforyou.com/mp/25274/tasmina_ahmed-sheikh/ochil_and_south_perthshire/votes

How you can say that's not preferable to a literal Tory MP and risk letting in an actual Tory MP to appease your principles is dumb dumb dumb.

Well seeing as I know nobody in Ochil & South Perthshire, & no one here lives there, my enduring dislike of that particular opportunist doesn't really look like it'll make any difference.

Flatscan
Mar 27, 2001

Outlaw Journalist

Coohoolin posted:

Even an ex-Tory in the SNP follows the goddamm party whip. Look at her loving voting record.

https://www.theyworkforyou.com/mp/25274/tasmina_ahmed-sheikh/ochil_and_south_perthshire/votes

How you can say that's not preferable to a literal Tory MP and risk letting in an actual Tory MP to appease your principles is dumb dumb dumb.

Once a Tory, always a Tory, doesn't matter how much tartan you dress it up in.

Mugsbaloney
Jul 11, 2012

We prefer your extinction to the loss of our job

I for one refuse to apologise for Scotting up UKMT just now on the basis that currently Scotland is part of the UK *strokes goatee*

Nothingtoseehere
Nov 11, 2010


For Poll-watchers, Survation are publishing their final poll at 10pm tonight, and last election this was the poll of theirs which gave the right Tory/Labour voteshare which they sat on - So it might be accurate.

mfcrocker
Jan 31, 2004



Hot Rope Guy
I'd rather have a Tory voting on the SNP whip than a Tory voting on the Tory whip.

ShaneMacGowansTeeth
May 22, 2007



I think this is it... I think this is how it ends
Every tactical voting site says that I should vote Lib Dem but I just can't bring myself to do it

Pesky Splinter
Feb 16, 2011

A worried pug.

Mugsbaloney posted:

I for one refuse to apologise for Scotting up UKMT just now on the basis that currently Scotland is part of the UK *strokes goatee*

Fie, perfidious Scots! :argh:

Also :lol:

Conservative party billboard van overturns in the wind overturns on M6 - Van was delivering message about Brexit while driving along M6 posted:

Social media users mocked the Tories' "strong and stable" slogan after a party advertising van overturned on a windy motorway.

Nobody was injured in the accident.

The van, which displays the words, "For the best Brexit deal vote Conservative on 8th June", turned on its side as it was driving north along the M6 between Lymm and Woolston.
Indy.

Flatscan
Mar 27, 2001

Outlaw Journalist

ShaneMacGowansTeeth posted:

Every tactical voting site says that I should vote Lib Dem but I just can't bring myself to do it

Don't you want to be a part of the #libdemfightback?

JOHNSON COCKSLAP
Apr 2, 2017

by Lowtax

ShaneMacGowansTeeth posted:

Every tactical voting site says that I should vote Lib Dem but I just can't bring myself to do it

If you wrote lib den you'll get labour.

A good thing

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

https://twitter.com/KateEMcCann/status/872408921205551104

dreadful smear tactic, making your opponent libel you constantly

Coohoolin
Aug 5, 2012

Oor Coohoolie.

Flatscan posted:

Once a Tory, always a Tory, doesn't matter how much tartan you dress it up in.
Yeah, this sure looks like a Tory voting record (with a few exceptions like the fracking stuff).

Consistently voted against use of UK military forces in combat operations overseas

Consistently voted for investigations into the Iraq war

Consistently voted against replacing Trident with a new nuclear weapons system

Almost always voted for more EU integration

Consistently voted against a referendum on the UK's membership of the EU

Almost always voted for a right to remain for EU nationals already in living in the UK

Consistently voted for UK membership of the EU

Consistently voted against military action against ISIL (Daesh)

Consistently voted for paying higher benefits over longer periods for those unable to work due to illness or disability

Almost always voted against a reduction in spending on welfare benefits

Consistently voted against raising the threshold at which people start to pay income tax

We don’t have enough information to calculate Tasmina Ahmed-Sheikh’s position on increasing the rate of VAT.

Consistently voted against higher taxes on alcoholic drinks

Consistently voted for higher taxes on banks

Almost always voted against more restrictive regulation of trade union activity

We don’t have enough information to calculate Tasmina Ahmed-Sheikh’s position on reducing capital gains tax.

Consistently voted against reducing the rate of corporation tax

Voted a mixture of for and against measures to reduce tax avoidance

Has never voted on stronger tax incentives for companies to invest in assets

Consistently voted for new high speed rail infrastructure

Consistently voted against an equal number of electors per parliamentary constituency

Consistently voted against fewer MPs in the House of Commons

Consistently voted for a wholly elected House of Lords

Consistently voted for removing hereditary peers from the House of Lords

Almost always voted for transferring more powers to the Welsh Assembly

Consistently voted for transferring more powers to the Scottish Parliament

Voted a mixture of for and against more powers for local councils

Consistently voted against a veto for MPs from England, Wales and Northern Ireland over laws specifically impacting their part of the UK

Generally voted for a lower voting age

Consistently voted against a stricter asylum system

Consistently voted against requiring the mass retention of information about communications

Almost always voted against stronger enforcement of immigration rules

Generally voted against mass surveillance of people’s communications and activities

Has never voted on merging police and fire services under Police and Crime Commissioners

Almost always voted for measures to prevent climate change

Consistently voted against greater regulation of hydraulic fracturing (fracking) to extract shale gas

Consistently voted for new high speed rail infrastructure

Jealous Cow
Apr 4, 2002

by Fluffdaddy
Fat American here, but this seems concerning:

https://twitter.com/theresa_may/status/872181737933217794

Is she role playing V for Vendetta or something?

Cerv
Sep 14, 2004

This is a silly post with little news value.

Coohoolin posted:

Also, there is zero loving chance that SNP MPs would vote for anything other than a Corbyn government (leaving themselves open to be accused of getting a Tory government would ruin them), and many SNP MPs are further to the left than Corbyn (Black, Shepherd). There are something like 12 seats where Tories might beat the SNP in Scotland, and people leaving the SNP to vote Labour will risk splitting the vote and letting in the Tories. The one current Labour MP, Ian Murray, is virulently anti-Corbyn, and would probably be part of any future Blairite coup attempt.

Voting Labour in Scotland is... Not a good idea, at least if you want a Corbyn government.

the rank hypocrisy, you were happy to advocate before the opposite direction of travel.

ultrabindu
Jan 28, 2009
https://twitter.com/anna_shaffer/status/872396597157560320

priorities Diane, priorities

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer
I'd saying moaning about protesters drinking a cuppa is a little different to not giving eastern European jews moderate amounts of side-eye for not liking the USSR which was founded 35 years after the death of Marx.

jBrereton fucked around with this message at 13:09 on Jun 7, 2017

JOHNSON COCKSLAP
Apr 2, 2017

by Lowtax
Thats a p.cool story.

She seems like a nice person so I wish she:

1. Recovers from whatever issue she currently has;
2. Wasn't being abused
3. Was better at her role.

WeAreTheRomans
Feb 23, 2010

by R. Guyovich

Guavanaut posted:

They can make a solemn affirmation instead of an oath if they choose, but that assumes it's the God part that the object to and not the Crown part.

Or they could opt to take it in Scottish Gaelic, and replace 'Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth' with 'a tub of rubber ducks' safe in the knowledge that nobody speaks Scottish Gaelic.

Why would Shinners speak in Scottish Gaelic rather than Gaeilge?

Ewan
Sep 29, 2008

Ewan is tired of his reputation as a serious Simon. I'm more of a jokester than you people think. My real name isn't even Ewan, that was a joke it's actually MARTIN! LOL fooled you again, it really is Ewan! Look at that monkey with a big nose, Ewan is so random! XD
https://twitter.com/EditinKing/status/872170702765531138

Here have something fun that isn't election misery.

Coohoolin
Aug 5, 2012

Oor Coohoolie.

Cerv posted:

the rank hypocrisy, you were happy to advocate before the opposite direction of travel.

Excuse me?

WeAreTheRomans posted:

Why would Shinners speak in Scottish Gaelic rather than Gaeilge?

Is Gaeilge maybe not an official UK language? Dunno. Gaidhlig is though.

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Coohoolin posted:

Except don't be an idiot in Berwickshire, Dumfriesshire, Ayr, or Ochil, because the Tories might win there. Goddammit FPTP is a lovely cynical voting system, so use it cynically and pragmatically.

The problem with this line of thinking is it treats constituencies like fiefs of the SNP which cannot be challenged, when in several of these cases the SNP have won once, two years ago. They do not have some ordained right to demand fealty from other parties.

Living Image
Apr 24, 2010

HORSE'S ASS

ShaneMacGowansTeeth posted:

Every tactical voting site says that I should vote Lib Dem but I just can't bring myself to do it

Same. I'm lucky enough to live in a solid Labour constituency (although not as solid as I'd like) but if I was in a marginal I'm genuinely not sure I could bring myself to vote Lib Dem. I'm hoping against hope that it's possible to form an anti-Tory alliance without them.

CptAwesome
Nov 2, 2005

Ewan posted:

https://twitter.com/EditinKing/status/872170702765531138

Here have something fun that isn't election misery.

This is the Britain I like and identify with, not red thumb-headed man demanding nuclear holocaust.

Coohoolin
Aug 5, 2012

Oor Coohoolie.

MikeCrotch posted:

The problem with this line of thinking is it treats constituencies like fiefs of the SNP which cannot be challenged, when in several of these cases the SNP have won once, two years ago. They do not have some ordained right to demand fealty from other parties.

It means you need to decide what's more important, the importance you attach to a lovely cynical vote in principle, or not having Tory MPs.

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

WeAreTheRomans posted:

Is Gaeilge maybe not an official UK language?
Contrary to the hard work of Arlene Foster, I believe it is.

kustomkarkommando
Oct 22, 2012

Guavanaut posted:

They can make a solemn affirmation instead of an oath if they choose, but that assumes it's the God part that the object to and not the Crown part.

Or they could opt to take it in Scottish Gaelic, and replace 'Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth' with 'a tub of rubber ducks' safe in the knowledge that nobody speaks Scottish Gaelic.

The affirmation still requires you to affirm loyalty to the Queen, which Sinn Fein will never do. There's also a deeper ideological issue in that Sinn Fein fundamentally contests Westminster's legitimacy in legislating for Northern Ireland, the assembly is seen to emanate from popular sovereignty through the good Friday referendum which is why they attend and participate, not so for Westminster.

Then you have the fact that abstention is written into the party constitution and taking your seat is grounds for immediate expulsion from the party - the constitution would need to be rewritten which would require a general ard fheis with members voting to alter the constitution, an event that could very likely cause a split in the party as the decision to end abstention to the Dail did.

Also SF only just floated the idea of actually participating in a coalition government in Ireland this year and had previously refused to endorse or participate in any government they where not the majority party in.

Its just not going to happen

Sanitary Naptime
May 29, 2006

MIWK!


I've got a good egg on my Facebook who posted this, might be worth some of you reposting it if you're in labour/snp marginals (if only there were any)

quote:

A final plea to would-be SNP voters ahead of tomorrow.

We talk a lot about making Scotland's voice heard in Wesminster. I get that. The UK political system is old and flawed. Scotland has often proved its progressive nature in the face of a more conservative UK consensus. But we decided less than three years ago, emphatically and democratically, to stick it out. I like to think it was in solidarity with the decent, ordinary folks of the rest of the UK, and a moment where we said "we don't give up. we are going to fight this til the end, for everybody on this rock." I have no romantic notions of Britishness at all, but I'm all for people working together. Who knows. Either way, as imperfect as it is, this is our battleground, the UK general election. And tomorrow is our D-Day.

Now Scotland might not have the number of seats to quite swing it in the end, but you know what? We just might. If some polls are to be believed, and if turnout is what it's projected to be, we just might. And just imagine it was Scotland that actually got the Tories out. Not just out of Scotland, of Government, of power.

Imagine we gave our pals outwith the border free tuition as well, and a £10 minimum wage, and a safe NHS, and a chance to get on the housing ladder. Imagine we made sure pensioners had enough to rest easy in the twilight of their lives. Imagine we stuck it right to those greedy corporations who take take take, but pay back at a lower rate than someone earning 20 grand year? Imagine we forced the UK to end its business ties with repressive foreign regimes. Imagine we gave every wee boy and girl in the country a school meal and a national education service, which ringfenced and guaranteed a base amount of funding every year for every state school? Now that, folks, would be Scotland making its voice heard, in every single corner of the UK.

Corbyn isn't perfect nor is his party. But the Labour manifesto would give us the most progressive mandate we have ever seen. It would fundamentally change the sociopolitical climate in this country forever. It is genuine revolution. We can put it into action tomorrow. For everybody.

If young people in England and Wales turn up, we could be in the position to win this. But we simply will not do so if we put the SNP back in in the numbers we did in 2015. That achieved nothing. We changed nothing. We did nothing. Because the SNP do not want to make Westminster work, ever. And you know what? Maybe you don't either. And that's your right to feel that way, and there's a degree of legitimacy to that view, irrespective of how I feel about it. And the day to engage with that will come.

It isn't now.

We cannot throw caution to the wind and push the button on this election. It just isn't right to put it all on Indyref2 whilst the tories continue their lurch to the right and drag the public along with them in the meantime. We need to stop them, right now. This election affects everybody, not just Scottish people. How do we justify an SNP vote to a nurse, a teacher, a homeless man or woman, a hungry kid, an immigrant, a foodbank user, living in England or Wales? And what have we actually done for those living in Scotland? None of those demographics have seen their concerns alleviated in the 2 years since the last election. We need a government that's rooting for them, whatever accent they talk with. Offering a sixth of them a chance to vote in a referendum we had less than three years ago, the results of which are projected to remain the exact same and maybe be even further emphasised next time round, is not enough. We need to reach out tomorrow. We need to lead the charge on Westminster, not away from it.

Come on folks. Let's actually gun for the tories. Let's get them out, right now, for everybody. Then we can address indyref2 or whatever else. There can be no greater priority tomorrow than removing this Government. Let's come together, and let's stop this far-right rise dead in its tracks. Let's put a socialist in Downing Street. And let's hold him and his people to account as well, let's make sure that manifesto that is costed and checks out is put into action. Let's make change for everyone. We will not get a chance quite like this ever again. It has to be now.

BigHandsVince
Mar 30, 2007
Mamma Mia, my hands are huge!

Sanitary Naptime posted:

I've got a good egg on my Facebook who posted this, might be worth some of you reposting it if you're in labour/snp marginals (if only there were any)

Waste of time when the possible maximum they could get would be 5. Maybe.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Graun Live Blog posted:

Theresa May has run “the most disastrous campaign in living memory”, Leanne Wood, the Plaid Cymru leader, said this morning. Speaking at the Ystradfechan Recreational Grounds in Treorchy, Wood said:

The way that this election had played out has been unprecedented.

Theresa May has carried out what maybe the most disastrous Conservative campaign in living memory, and while she still may win the election in England it is clear that there has been a hostile reaction to her policies.

First of all, she [May] said there was never going to be a snap election, she U-turned on that.

There have been a number of significant U-turns throughout the campaign.

I think she was complacent, thinking that she could hold this election purely on Brexit and nothing else and that by just trotting out the phrase ‘strong and stable leadership’ that would somehow get her over the winning line.

I think she has learnt throughout the course of the campaign that failing to face up to people, failing to turn up to the television debates, failing to hold her line and U-turning on so many different policy positions has put her in a precarious position.


:laugh:

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CptAwesome
Nov 2, 2005

BigHandsVince posted:

Waste of time when the possible maximum they could get would be 5. Maybe.

Agreed, there is no point in doing basically anything.

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