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What is the best flav... you all know what this question is:
This poll is closed.
Labour 907 49.92%
Theresa May Team (Conservative) 48 2.64%
Liberal Democrats 31 1.71%
UKIP 13 0.72%
Plaid Cymru 25 1.38%
Green 22 1.21%
Scottish Socialist Party 12 0.66%
Scottish Conservative Party 1 0.06%
Scottish National Party 59 3.25%
Some Kind of Irish Unionist 4 0.22%
Alliance / Irish Nonsectarian 3 0.17%
Some Kind of Irish Nationalist 36 1.98%
Misc. Far Left Trots 35 1.93%
Misc. Far Right Fash 8 0.44%
Monster Raving Loony 49 2.70%
Space Navies Party 39 2.15%
Independent / Single Issue 2 0.11%
Can't Vote 188 10.35%
Won't Vote 8 0.44%
Spoiled Ballot 15 0.83%
Pissflaps 312 17.17%
Total: 1817 votes
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Demiurge4
Aug 10, 2011

Good morning UKMT. I have only the most tenous connection to the UK since my dad is an expat and I've been there all of 4 times in my life, but I wish you all the best of luck in today's election.

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baka kaba
Jul 19, 2003

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EAT SHIT

^^^ cheers guy - I hope your dad voted! Not for the bad guys though!

Grouchio posted:

You're surrounded by a pack of sad English bulldogs too stubborn to want to move to America where change is at least still possible - what did you expect?

You heard me. If you lot keep whining and lamenting about how Britain is hosed because of Tories and Brexit, then pack up and emigrate to greener pastures. But if you don't want to move out and stay here and keep bawling, then to me you don't have the conviction to want to escape your lovely situation. So shut up.

America, that famously easy place to move to

Overminty
Mar 16, 2010

You may wonder what I am doing while reading your posts..

I'm gonna do a vote today.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Stay safe today/tonight comrades.

E: except to vote, expose yourself to the horrors of the outdoors to vote Labour.

Grouchio
Aug 31, 2014

If things go south today and riots erupt abound everywhere, please post them here.

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

I'm not voting today

Snipee
Mar 27, 2010
I'm going to drink if Labour wins, and I'm definitely going to drink if Labour loses. I don't even live in the U.K... I just really like Jeremy Corbyn. Are the Blairites going to overthrow him if he loses? :(

ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь

Snipee posted:

I'm going to drink if Labour wins, and I'm definitely going to drink if Labour loses. I don't even live in the U.K... I just really like Jeremy Corbyn. Are the Blairites going to overthrow him if he loses? :(

He's basically invulnerable to leadership challenges as long as the membership has a say.

qhat
Jul 6, 2015


Grouchio posted:

You're surrounded by a pack of sad English bulldogs too stubborn to want to move to America where change is at least still possible - what did you expect?

You heard me. If you lot keep whining and lamenting about how Britain is hosed because of Tories and Brexit, then pack up and emigrate to greener pastures. But if you don't want to move out and stay here and keep bawling, then to me you don't have the conviction to want to escape your lovely situation. So shut up.

And how do you propose most people do that? Even skilled workers can hardly get visas to america. Infact so many people are so pissed off with brexit because it means they have less opportunity to jump ship if they wanted to.

ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь
I wouldn't move to Trumpistan to escape right wing politics.

Snipee
Mar 27, 2010

OfficialGBSCaliph posted:

He's basically invulnerable to leadership challenges as long as the membership has a say.

I still fear that he might resign and that a discouraged Labour membership might let one of the centrist fucks get back into power.

Kokoro Wish
Jul 23, 2007

Post? What post? Oh wow.
I had nothing to do with THAT.

OfficialGBSCaliph posted:

He's basically invulnerable to leadership challenges as long as the membership has a say.

Which is a great thing, because this election cycle has proved he's more than up to the task. The next task is, of course to vote out rebellious MPs.

Blinks77
Feb 15, 2012

Snipee posted:

I still fear that he might resign and that a discouraged Labour membership might let one of the centrist fucks get back into power.

He's not going to resign until he's got the rules changed so that the left side of the party can only get in due to a terminal gently caress up by the right.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Baron Corbyn posted:

I'm not voting today

Did you post yours already?

qhat
Jul 6, 2015


OfficialGBSCaliph posted:

I wouldn't move to Trumpistan to escape right wing politics.

Move to Canada where weed is legal and healthcare is on the govt.

ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь

Snipee posted:

I still fear that he might resign and that a discouraged Labour membership might let one of the centrist fucks get back into power.

After this campaign the Labour membership isn't going to be accepting nothingy Tory-lites.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
please vote today my ukpals

ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь
I'm only up this early so I can do democracy before work. Viva Jez.

qhat
Jul 6, 2015


I'm in Vancouver irl and I expect to know the result right after lunch tomorrow :D

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

OwlFancier posted:

Did you post yours already?

drat, you saw right through my clever jape. I was hoping to fool at least one person before revealing that.

WeAreTheRomans
Feb 23, 2010

by R. Guyovich

qhat posted:

Move to Canada where weed is legal and healthcare is on the govt.

Also not especially easy to get a visa these years. Fine for me because I work in biotech, but not for many.


Anyway, I just came here to say

Here we ... Here we... Here we loving go

qhat
Jul 6, 2015


WeAreTheRomans posted:

Also not especially easy to get a visa these years. Fine for me because I work in biotech, but not for many.


Anyway, I just came here to say

Here we ... Here we... Here we loving go

I got PR without ever working a day in the country, but I am a computer programmer.

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009
Some one has to have made some sort of election day stages of grief chart by now. Haven't we got to the "I'M MOVING TO AMERICA" part a bit prematurely?

Grouchio
Aug 31, 2014

qhat posted:

And how do you propose most people do that? Even skilled workers can hardly get visas to america. Infact so many people are so pissed off with brexit because it means they have less opportunity to jump ship if they wanted to.
I feel as if I did not do my research on this topic properly and jumped to extremely straight-forward conclusions regarding possible options like some automaton. I have not slept in 40 hours and I feel like I would need to read a book on the subject, take notes, before reaching a confident consensus and verdict.

Overminty
Mar 16, 2010

You may wonder what I am doing while reading your posts..

And now just 15 hours or so to go.

Too early for booze?

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

Grouchio posted:

You're surrounded by a pack of sad English bulldogs too stubborn to want to move to America where change is at least still possible - what did you expect?

You heard me. If you lot keep whining and lamenting about how Britain is hosed because of Tories and Brexit, then pack up and emigrate to greener pastures. But if you don't want to move out and stay here and keep bawling, then to me you don't have the conviction to want to escape your lovely situation. So shut up.

Some of us were too dumb to get/do a STEM degree and the Anglosphere closed its doors to most people. Canada apparently wants plumbers which makes it sting so much more that my degree is useless. Although I don't see myself as a very good plumber anyway. I'm a fat handed twat with poor motor skills. All those pipes. Yowzers.

The idea that people don't move because they're stubborn is amazingly naive.

ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь
The grim northern rain starting immediately after casting my ballot is a good omen.

WeAreTheRomans
Feb 23, 2010

by R. Guyovich

Grouchio posted:

I feel as if I did not do my research on this topic properly and jumped to extremely straight-forward conclusions regarding possible options like some automaton. I have not slept in 40 hours and I feel like I would need to read a book on the subject, take notes, before reaching a confident consensus and verdict.

Yeah the only people I know who've successfully emigrated to America were (a) American by birth (b) American by marriage or (c) overstayed their visa and working in bars, no healthcare, no security.

In contradistinction, my friend who's a senior manager at a big advertising company was offered a managerial role in the Bay Area by his company. They could only offer to fast track his green card which would still mean several years of him being fully dependent on their sponsorship- meaning he has no leverage for contract negotiations and if his department was ever downsized he would be forced to leave the country and his new life within 30days, not even permitted to obtain alternative employment. He turned it down.

So yeah, happy you acknowledge that American immigration is lol

IDOLA
Sep 17, 2005

:-)
I've woken up an hour early to trek to my voting place. Viva Jezza.

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009

OfficialGBSCaliph posted:

The grim northern rain starting immediately after casting my ballot is a good omen.

Soft southern rain has already set in here. My vote is essentially useless due to where I live but it's the thought that counts eh.

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.
All the best to you, voters of the United Kingdom.

ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь
Please drown us in atomic hellfire

ShaneMacGowansTeeth
May 22, 2007



I think this is it... I think this is how it ends
Already been and done cast my vote. We're now in the hands of the old, the rich and the racist and we're all loving doomed

oxford_town
Aug 6, 2009
Voted.

Is it usual practice for the electoral officer to ask for ID if you don't bring your polling card? This happened to me, but presumably if you say no then they just let you vote anyway...?

ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь

ShaneMacGowansTeeth posted:

Already been and done cast my vote. We're now in the hands of the old, the rich and the racist and we're all loving doomed

Nearly time to go to work with all three!

Barry Scott
Jan 2, 2009
Welp, I've done my bit lads. Time to let the hope drain from me like a fart from a fresh corpse

Barry Foster
Dec 24, 2007

What is going wrong with that one (face is longer than it should be)
Vote! Vote for your lives! Vote to the last (wo)man!

Good luck today, goons. Look after yourselves.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

oxford_town posted:

Voted.

Is it usual practice for the electoral officer to ask for ID if you don't bring your polling card? This happened to me, but presumably if you say no then they just let you vote anyway...?

Not that I know of? They were going to bring in voter ID but AFAIK it's still just give your name and vote.

WeAreTheRomans
Feb 23, 2010

by R. Guyovich

oxford_town posted:

Voted.

Is it usual practice for the electoral officer to ask for ID if you don't bring your polling card? This happened to me, but presumably if you say no then they just let you vote anyway...?

Why would they let you vote if you were too dumb to bring any proof of identity? I mean they probably might, but they shouldn't

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OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

WeAreTheRomans posted:

Why would they let you vote if you were too dumb to bring any proof of identity? I mean they probably might, but they shouldn't

You aren't supposed to need ID to vote.

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