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What is the best flav... you all know what this question is:
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Labour 907 49.92%
Theresa May Team (Conservative) 48 2.64%
Liberal Democrats 31 1.71%
UKIP 13 0.72%
Plaid Cymru 25 1.38%
Green 22 1.21%
Scottish Socialist Party 12 0.66%
Scottish Conservative Party 1 0.06%
Scottish National Party 59 3.25%
Some Kind of Irish Unionist 4 0.22%
Alliance / Irish Nonsectarian 3 0.17%
Some Kind of Irish Nationalist 36 1.98%
Misc. Far Left Trots 35 1.93%
Misc. Far Right Fash 8 0.44%
Monster Raving Loony 49 2.70%
Space Navies Party 39 2.15%
Independent / Single Issue 2 0.11%
Can't Vote 188 10.35%
Won't Vote 8 0.44%
Spoiled Ballot 15 0.83%
Pissflaps 312 17.17%
Total: 1817 votes
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Pyrotoad
Oct 24, 2010


Illegal Hen
Voting Labour in Bristol once my brother wakes up. He's switched from Tory to Lib Dem at the last second because he doesn't like May's plans for the internet. I'm pretty sure my sister's going Labour (former nurse, now primary school teacher), parents going Tory despite how the Tories are responsible for the reasons my sister is a former nurse :v:

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dispatch_async
Nov 28, 2014

Imagine having the time to have played through 20 generations of one family in The Sims 2. Imagine making the original two members of that family Neil Buchanan and Cat Deeley. Imagine complaining to Maxis there was no technological progression. You've successfully imagined my life

:unsmith:

Killed By Death
Jun 29, 2013


Baron Corbyn posted:

well enough young people voted in that in the first place to smash the turnout estimates in most polls going around, so if even more young people are voting then that's very good.
Remain still lost though :sadpeanut:

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.

communism bitch posted:

I wouldn't soil my butthole with the touch of Murdoch's rag.

You're to old for him anyway

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


forkboy84 posted:

It also doesn't hurt, and it softens the blow after voters inevitably gently caress up.

I know some people don't like hope, but I remember 2015, I remember the independence referendum & the Brexit referendum. I let myself believe that the goodies would win & lo & behold, they did in fact not. I don't think you can really grasp the sense of utter despair & depression I felt the morning of 19th September 2014. Christ it was bad.


2010 was depressing but alright because I voted for Lucas and she won at least, it was funny because I watched the results come in with a friend who had voted Libdem and when they immediately agreed to a coalition she went "So... I basically voted for the Conservatives then."

2015 was pretty drat bad because I let myself have literally a single days worth of hope that Ed might swing it slightly and then Davie Pie triple killed every other party leader. I voted SNP anyway despite going to the polling booth intending to vote Ed because "Controls on Immigration " mugs? Try harder.

Brexit sucked, my favourite chunk of the family lives in Greece and now I'm gonna need a loving visa or some poo poo.

Trump was the worst because I was basically sure Hillary would win, had watched her disembowel him in the debates etc went to bed and woke up in Trumpverse. Then me and the lass had to travel to Sweden the night after so it was a weary day of shellshocked travel followed by an evening in a hotel with only CNN as english telly.

I've been pessemistic about this election essentially since 2005 so I'm not set up to hope but I genuinely care about this one for the first time possibly ever.
I know the British people vote always vote badly but this Tory campaign is so loving historically dire and Corbyn's Labour is so very close to good its going to be horrible confirming just how loving uphill this struggle is going to be, but then I guess it always was going to be.
We're closer than we have been before, just need to not lose the momentum and let the neoliberals take over again after.

oops that was a long one, probably the first of many today.

The DPRK
Nov 18, 2006

Lipstick Apathy
Exeter, my constituency, is the last Labour seat in the South-West. Ben Bradshaw has held the seat since 1997.

At the hustings two days ago, Ben Bradshaw convincingly won over the audience, in my opinion. I've literally only seen campaign posters for Ben and the Lib Dems so I'd be very surprised if he didn't hold it again.

Will be voting after work. Never seen a young person at my polling station before so any increase would be an improvement.

toiletbrush
May 17, 2010
I overslept so didnt manage to vote this morning, but will be voting Labour later on, same as my brother and sister-in-law. Alas despite my brother being extremely well read on politics, working (loosely) in the field and thoroughly schooling us all on why we should vote labour, my parents are both voting conservative. My dad's reason is that he thinks the tories will be better for the economy - are there any articles or videos from economists explaining the implications one way or the other? I remember there were some great ones for Brexit.

The Libearian
Nov 24, 2007
Return your books or face mauling
Gritted my teeth for Hillary Benn, polling place a lot quieter than it was for brexit.

Dr Snofeld
Apr 30, 2009
Voted SNP in a historically safe SNP seat, so it probably didn't make much difference, but it's the principle of the thing. And as far as I'm aware my immediate family is all either SNP or Labour so that's alright. Though I'm pretty sure my stepdad voted Leave because Dey Took Our Jerbs.

Zalakwe
Jun 4, 2007
Likes Cake, Hates Hamsters




How on earth is this man not going to be Prime Minister?

Zalakwe fucked around with this message at 13:57 on Jun 8, 2017

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


My prediction is youth turn out will be high, Tories will still win a commanding majority.

It'll be the old centrists who gently caress us because of poo poo like this:

I can’t believe in May or Corbyn, but the ballot is sacred. How to vote?

You can't choose between Labour and the Conservatives in this election? Genuinely? And you pay attention to politics? You loving oval office, drown in poo poo.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Zalakwe posted:

How on earth is this man not going to be Prime Minister?

He will be.


After the 2018 election called by May's successor.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Zalakwe posted:

How on earth is this man not going to be Prime Minister?

Too good for us.

nopantsjack posted:

My prediction is youth turn out will be high, Tories will still win a commanding majority.

It'll be the old centrists who gently caress us because of poo poo like this:

I can’t believe in May or Corbyn, but the ballot is sacred. How to vote?

You can't choose between Labour and the Conservatives in this election? Genuinely? And you pay attention to politics? You loving oval office, drown in poo poo.

Christ Jenkins is such a bellend.

Noxville
Dec 7, 2003

nopantsjack posted:

I voted SNP anyway despite going to the polling booth intending to vote Ed because "Controls on Immigration " mugs? Try harder.

Really wished I'd picked up one of those when they were on sale, would have been a fun collectors item.

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


Whats gonna be great is the second after the exit polls where we spend 2 weeks of the media and PLP pressuring Corbyn to resign.

Maybe it'll work but then the membership is just gonna vote in Jam Che rather than Jam Grandad. :getin:

Lord of the Llamas
Jul 9, 2002

EULER'VE TO SEE IT VENN SOMEONE CALLS IT THE WRONG THING AND PROVOKES MY WRATH

The Libearian posted:

Gritted my teeth for Hillary Benn, polling place a lot quieter than it was for brexit.

It could be worse. Imagine if you lived in Woodcock's constituency.

blunt
Jul 7, 2005

Populous just phoned me to see who I voted for (Labour) and other political questions. If you see a small Labour bump in polls please know that I live in a Conservative strong hold and hope is a lie.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Here's something absurd from The Sun

https://twitter.com/pointlesslettrs/status/872800581655699456

Normally this sort of speculative fiction pish is Daily Mail fodder but seems The Sun is branching out. Stare in slack-jawed wonder at the idea that a PM could be close to a union leader agitating for a general strike.

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


forkboy84 posted:

Here's something absurd from The Sun

https://twitter.com/pointlesslettrs/status/872800581655699456

Normally this sort of speculative fiction pish is Daily Mail fodder but seems The Sun is branching out. Stare in slack-jawed wonder at the idea that a PM could be close to a union leader agitating for a general strike.

Three day working week? What a dystopia.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
do you think life is more enjoyable having that sort of brain damage?

Coohoolin
Aug 5, 2012

Oor Coohoolie.

toiletbrush posted:

I overslept so didnt manage to vote this morning, but will be voting Labour later on, same as my brother and sister-in-law. Alas despite my brother being extremely well read on politics, working (loosely) in the field and thoroughly schooling us all on why we should vote labour, my parents are both voting conservative. My dad's reason is that he thinks the tories will be better for the economy - are there any articles or videos from economists explaining the implications one way or the other? I remember there were some great ones for Brexit.

https://benjaminstudebaker.com/2017/06/06/britain-for-the-love-of-god-please-stop-theresa-may/

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


Jose posted:

do you think life is more enjoyable having that sort of brain damage?

No, I don't think many tories are particularly happy people.

Stormgale
Feb 27, 2010

Jose posted:

do you think life is more enjoyable having that sort of brain damage?

That article interviewing in a Tory safe seat says no, it's a world of constant paranoia

haakman
May 5, 2011
That last election ad from Labour gave me the feels. Such a drat shame.

Guess I'm not enough of a pragmatist or realist or whatever other guff Conservative voters spout to help them sleep at night.

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe

TheRat posted:

It's all ogre

PLease depart from my swamp at your earliest opportunity.

MrFlibble
Nov 28, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Fallen Rib
I voted for the jam mans plan.

Rygar201
Jan 26, 2011
I AM A TERRIBLE PIECE OF SHIT.

Please Condescend to me like this again.

Oh yeah condescend to me ALL DAY condescend daddy.


nopantsjack posted:

You can't choose between Labour and the Conservatives in this election? Genuinely? And you pay attention to politics? You loving oval office, drown in poo poo.

I felt this way about all the Serious Centrists in America who kept wringing their hands about Clinton after the conventions.

Pyrotoad
Oct 24, 2010


Illegal Hen
My road had labour signs all along it - this is the first time I've seen any campaign posters anywhere for the twenty+ years I've lived there. Not even back at Brexit. I'm not savvy enough to know if that's good or bad.

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

nopantsjack posted:

You loving oval office, drown in poo poo.

Mods new thread title pls

Zoran
Aug 19, 2008

I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!
Guys, I have hope

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.

Zoran posted:

Guys, I have hope

Big mistake. dont go there, have hope when the counting says you can have hope.

Fyuz
Dec 15, 2004

There will be 2 more votes for Mary Glindon to help keep her stonking 17k majority later today.

As a reader of the UKMT, thanks to the regulars who keep these threads going every month, always very informative.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

Zoran posted:

Guys, I have hope

Go see a doctor quick before May privitizes it.

Serene Dragon
Mar 31, 2011

Zoran posted:

Guys, I have hope

hope is a lie

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

communism bitch posted:

Mods new thread title pls

only if Corbyn loses, and oval office should be pluralised.

Aphex-
Jan 29, 2006

Dinosaur Gum
Will be voting for the jam man after work in Bristol North West. Looks like the tories won by around 4000 votes in 2015. I didn't vote in that one so trying to do my bit this time!

minema
May 31, 2011
A man with a megaphone just came up my road telling everyone to vote labour, that's a new one.

Gorn Myson
Aug 8, 2007






Just voted Labour in Beaconsfield, which is basically a wasted vote because the Tories are holding that seat even if Dominic Grieve shoved leaflets through everyones doors asking us to legalise paedophilia but specifically for Muslims.

I'm very jealous of my cousin though. Lives in Hayes. Gets to vote for John motherfucking McDonnell.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
i no longer only get to vote for a gay hating catholic in mary glindon for labour any more my MP is labour whip who my mam hates for some reason

ofc i never actually voted for her since her majority was huge

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Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes

happyhippy posted:

Go see a doctor quick before May privitizes it.

new Virgin Hope(TM), optimism delivered straight to your doormay contain despair and suffering always read the label

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