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What is the best flav... you all know what this question is:
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Labour 907 49.92%
Theresa May Team (Conservative) 48 2.64%
Liberal Democrats 31 1.71%
UKIP 13 0.72%
Plaid Cymru 25 1.38%
Green 22 1.21%
Scottish Socialist Party 12 0.66%
Scottish Conservative Party 1 0.06%
Scottish National Party 59 3.25%
Some Kind of Irish Unionist 4 0.22%
Alliance / Irish Nonsectarian 3 0.17%
Some Kind of Irish Nationalist 36 1.98%
Misc. Far Left Trots 35 1.93%
Misc. Far Right Fash 8 0.44%
Monster Raving Loony 49 2.70%
Space Navies Party 39 2.15%
Independent / Single Issue 2 0.11%
Can't Vote 188 10.35%
Won't Vote 8 0.44%
Spoiled Ballot 15 0.83%
Pissflaps 312 17.17%
Total: 1817 votes
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SpaceDrake
Dec 22, 2006

I can't avoid filling a game with awful memes, even if I want to. It's in my bones...!

hakimashou posted:

Lol the Home Secretary kept demanding recounts until she 'won.'

Nothing to see there.

Seriously that feels unbelievably suspicious. I hope the good UK press and whatnot looks into that.

smug n stuff posted:

So Corbyn is definitely gonna stay on as leader, right?

Absolutely no question. The Blairites in Labour are lining up to kiss the ring. Tonight's results, even in this form, looked literally impossible when May first called this election.

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pumpinglemma
Apr 28, 2009

DD: Fondly regard abomination.

I don't see how another election is even possible unless they extend the Article 50 deadline. You can't just change your entire negotiating position halfway through.

smug n stuff posted:

So Corbyn is definitely gonna stay on as leader, right?
Very very definitely.

Sarmhan
Nov 1, 2011

TheRat posted:

He's completely untouchable now
Yea. This destroys the line of attack against him.

BizarroAzrael
Apr 6, 2006

"That must weigh heavily on your soul. Let me purge it for you."
Half dreamed of Corbyns first handshake with Trump. Was like "kneel before Zod".

hakimashou
Jul 15, 2002
Upset Trowel

Matinee posted:

How fast does it take an MI5 Land Rover to drive over with a box of 'found' ballots?

Like 4 hours or some poo poo apparently. Maybe the first trip wasn't enough.

Irony Be My Shield
Jul 29, 2012

How stable would a DUP-Tory coalition/informal arrangement be? What kind of things could they block or demand?

Zenithe
Feb 25, 2013

Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.
Hang parliament?

ukle
Nov 28, 2005

pumpinglemma posted:

I don't see how another election is even possible unless they extend the Article 50 deadline. You can't just change your entire negotiating position halfway through.

Its not. This was the only window for a GE in the next 18 months / 2 years until Brexit is done.

BizarroAzrael
Apr 6, 2006

"That must weigh heavily on your soul. Let me purge it for you."

SpaceDrake posted:

Seriously that feels unbelievably suspicious. I hope the good UK press and whatnot looks into that.
.

After she got an opponent cut off at the hustings I really hope this is looked into.

Cerv
Sep 14, 2004

This is a silly post with little news value.

why's everyone assuming it was Leadsom who asked for the recounts, and not the guy who narrowly lost?

ro5s
Dec 27, 2012

A happy little mouse!

SpaceDrake posted:

good UK press

lol

:smith:

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006

Cerv posted:

why's everyone assuming it was Leadsom who asked for the recounts, and not the guy who narrowly lost?

It was being reported as Rudd (not Leadsom) requesting it.

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

Murderion posted:

MPs object a lot. The job of controlling them is assigned to "whips", a UK politics name almost as cool as "shadow chancellor".

The DUP has already said that their compliance is contingent on softening Brexit. It's almost the opposite of what the Tories wanted.

We have whips too in America! They just typically don't make big headlines. Sadly most people know of their existence from House of Cards which if I believe is based on a British drama.

How strong is that DUP demand to hold up? Didn't the Lib Dems say they had all sorts of demands back in 2010 and folded for basically nothing?

hakimashou
Jul 15, 2002
Upset Trowel
Say it is Tory-Ulster to prop up the government, and say the Northern Irish remain unable to form a local government and rule goes back to Westminster.

Does this give the Unionists humongous leverage to get Westminster to run NI the way they want it run?

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

Irony Be My Shield posted:

How stable would a DUP-Tory coalition/informal arrangement be? What kind of things could they block or demand?

Flegs.

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



Peven Stan posted:

Iirc whipping is taken far more seriously in parliamentary systems. If a ton of people buck your majority then you're more or less forced into a vote of no confidence and new elections

It is, but a majority in the low single-digits gives everyone the ability to gently caress with things and makes everyone feel like they can take the big chair. Staving off that exact problem was the primary goal in May's mind.

Sexual Aluminum
Jun 21, 2003

is made of candy
Soiled Meat

qhat posted:

If Theresa May goes tomorrow, she will be the shortest serving prime minister since 1922 when Bonar Law resigned after being diagnosed with throat cancer.

Tell me that was a nickname

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

https://twitter.com/reactionlife/status/873028838330060805

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Sexual Aluminum posted:

Tell me that was a nickname

Jeremy is going to pass the Boner Law

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
Just imagine what we could have done without the likes of John Woodcock sabotaging everything at every opportunity.

Do you think he was brought on to challenge for the leadership but bottled it when he realised Corbyn was a beast?

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




I now love exit polls. Exit polls forever.

BizarroAzrael
Apr 6, 2006

"That must weigh heavily on your soul. Let me purge it for you."

Sexual Aluminum posted:

Tell me that was a nickname

Middle name apparently. He chose that.

SpaceDrake
Dec 22, 2006

I can't avoid filling a game with awful memes, even if I want to. It's in my bones...!

Irony Be My Shield posted:

How stable would a DUP-Tory coalition/informal arrangement be? What kind of things could they block or demand?

Fragile as a vase. The DUP is, IIRC, not terribly keen on Brexit and wants as soft a Brexit as possible. After May banged the Hard Brexit drum so hard and so much of the Conservative base ate it up, that'd be hard to keep going.

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006

Sexual Aluminum posted:

Tell me that was a nickname

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bonar_Law

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

hakimashou posted:

Say it is Tory-Ulster to prop up the government, and say the Northern Irish remain unable to form a local government and rule goes back to Westminster.

Does this give the Unionists humongous leverage to get Westminster to run NI the way they want it run?

Homosexuality outlawed again.

Murderion
Oct 4, 2009

2019. New York is in ruins. The global economy is spiralling. Cyborgs rule over poisoned wastes.

The only time that's left is
FUN TIME

Irony Be My Shield posted:

How stable would a DUP-Tory coalition/informal arrangement be? What kind of things could they block or demand?

The DUP are American evangelist crazy, and any policies they force through can seriously gently caress the Tories' socially liberal, economically conservative cred. They've blocked gay marriage in NI, while the rest of the UK and Ireland have it. They'll really, really hurt the Tories if they're in the limelight.

Kaislioc
Feb 14, 2008
I loving guarantee there is some wanker in the PLP ready to break out "...now just imagine what we could have done with a more electable leader!".

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver
I don't know a ton about British politics but I'm pretty sure you guys got good news tonight that seriously shouldn't have happened, so congratulations UK goons?

Kill All Cops
Apr 11, 2007


Pacheco de Chocobo



Hell Gem

STRONG

AND

STABLE

Sarmhan
Nov 1, 2011

Kaislioc posted:

I loving guarantee there is some wanker in the PLP ready to break out "...now just imagine what we could have done with a more electable leader!".
Seems like the opposite is happening. The PLP are all lining up now that their relevance is tied to Corbyn.

TomViolence
Feb 19, 2013

PLEASE ASK ABOUT MY 80,000 WORD WALLACE AND GROMIT SLASH FICTION. PLEASE.

hope was never a lie

suck it

Pesky Splinter
Feb 16, 2011

A worried pug.

Murderion
Oct 4, 2009

2019. New York is in ruins. The global economy is spiralling. Cyborgs rule over poisoned wastes.

The only time that's left is
FUN TIME

Taintrunner posted:

Ian Paisley jr is going to pass the Boner Law

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.
Amber rudd squeaks by with less than 300 votes :(

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

hakimashou posted:

Lol the Home Secretary kept demanding recounts until she 'won.'

Nothing to see there.

Is there actually a credible source saying that she asked for multiple recounts, or just twitter jokes? During her victory speech she thanked the poll workers for having counted all the votes twice.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

JT Jag posted:

I don't know a ton about British politics but I'm pretty sure you guys got good news tonight that seriously shouldn't have happened, so congratulations UK goons?

Our boy hit for six.

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.

Kaislioc posted:

I loving guarantee there is some wanker in the PLP ready to break out "...now just imagine what we could have done with a more electable leader!".

They'll be run out on a rail. Everyone is falling into order by the looks of it. Jam is in charge.

LemonyTang
Nov 29, 2009

Ask me about holding 4gate!
This is too good. Almost unbelievable. What timeline are we on.

May gone. Brexit hosed. Another election in January to confirm Corbyn's triumph.

Scotland though...

Irony Be My Shield
Jul 29, 2012

The other reason it's a victory is that the Tories had 3 more years of majority in the bank if they did absolutely nothing. Those got deleted thanks to Corbyn.

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qhat
Jul 6, 2015


the only thing better than seeing a conservative meltdown is seeing a blairite backpedal on their convictions of jeremy corbyn

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