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What is the best flav... you all know what this question is:
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Labour 907 49.92%
Theresa May Team (Conservative) 48 2.64%
Liberal Democrats 31 1.71%
UKIP 13 0.72%
Plaid Cymru 25 1.38%
Green 22 1.21%
Scottish Socialist Party 12 0.66%
Scottish Conservative Party 1 0.06%
Scottish National Party 59 3.25%
Some Kind of Irish Unionist 4 0.22%
Alliance / Irish Nonsectarian 3 0.17%
Some Kind of Irish Nationalist 36 1.98%
Misc. Far Left Trots 35 1.93%
Misc. Far Right Fash 8 0.44%
Monster Raving Loony 49 2.70%
Space Navies Party 39 2.15%
Independent / Single Issue 2 0.11%
Can't Vote 188 10.35%
Won't Vote 8 0.44%
Spoiled Ballot 15 0.83%
Pissflaps 312 17.17%
Total: 1817 votes
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Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes

well we men already knew that women were better than us but more confirmation is always welcome

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McDragon
Sep 11, 2007

Well now I have reliable internet again.

That was a fun election, and Clegg got the boot too. Apparently elections do better when I do a postal vote

anyway some nob is apparently gonna eat his book on sky news later

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Zenithe posted:

Vegemite is literally what's left over from the brewing process. You just can't handle the colonies being better than you.
Marmite is bad too. Bovril was better when it was made from liquid cows.

Is there a good Australian whiskey?

Angepain posted:

That's what they deserve for not buying good honest British TVs.
What was the last 100% British TV set? Did it require valve replacements and occasionally catch on fire?

RabidWeasel
Aug 4, 2007

Cultures thrive on their myths and legends...and snuggles!

Gum posted:

Bingo. I was actually talking about that earlier in the thread

This actually reminds me of a fairly weird conversation I was having with a work associate yesterday (a decent-seeming guy in his early-mid 40s with dubious politics) where he said he didn't understand why people liked to talk about politics because he thought trying to change peoples' opinions was rude as gently caress. Like, he legitimately thinks that trying to convince someone of the correctness of your argument over theirs is somehow morally wrong, which he gave as a main reason for not looking at social media because 'everyone is talking about politics recently'.

bitmap
Aug 8, 2006

Tenebrais posted:

Apparently elderly turnout was high as ever. I was surprised, I'd have thought they'd have been more suppressed by the Tory mainfesto.

my polite bournemouth grandparents-in-law voted tory completely out of a perceived thread of terrorists. When asked about their opinion on May's record as home secretary the conversation turned to bluebells.

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari



:munch:

Zenithe
Feb 25, 2013

Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.

Guavanaut posted:

Is there a good Australian whiskey?

Some from Tasmania, but it's mostly mid range whisk(e)y level.

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




I own my house and voted labour because I'm not a huge piece of poo poo, why is that not a more common thing?

bitmap
Aug 8, 2006

Guavanaut posted:

Is there a good Australian whiskey?

doesnt hold up next to a good islay but try Starward or perhaps something from the lark distillery out of Hobart.

Firos
Apr 30, 2007

Staying abreast of the latest developments in jam communism



Playstation 4 posted:

Yeah, you're right, they're too dark, I used dumb noise effects and UJ isn't a good scaling flag.



So I made this instead!



Late to this but, mods????

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out

RabidWeasel posted:

'everyone is talking about politics recently'.

Beautiful isn't it?

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

Guavanaut posted:

Marmite is bad too. Bovril was better when it was made from liquid cows.

Is there a good Australian whiskey?

What was the last 100% British TV set? Did it require valve replacements and occasionally catch on fire?

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

In the era of Discord, Skype, hell loving phones, this has to be a punishment for him.
But what did he do?

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

https://twitter.com/Wokieleaksalt/s...D137%23lastpost

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

Angepain posted:

well we men already knew that women were better than us but more confirmation is always welcome

Conservatives are just so alpha. Do you want to be Corbyn's beta cuck? Do you? Launch the nukes NOW CORBYN!!!! YOU gently caress!

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
We should save him the time and compile a list of DUP demands here.

I'll start off:

- Rebury Martin McGuinness under the road of Dumcree so they can march over him every 12th.

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


Oh good we're letting 4chan pick sides in Northern Ireland

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer
Where there's a right wing party with regressive policies then the alt-right will be there to provide meme warfare.

ukle
Nov 28, 2005

IRA bombing to resume within the month if that happens, as that is a significant break of the Good Friday agreement. The Tories really are loving idiots.


Also on another note the Independent is reporting May is going to try and get her ban the Internet bill passed as the first point of business. She is doubling down on the dumb.

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out

Angepain posted:

well we men already knew that women were better than us but more confirmation is always welcome

There was a similar breakdown in the leadership contest. Lot of confused Americans being all "But feminists are natural enemies of the left???"

Rakosi
May 5, 2008

D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
NO-QUARTERMASTER


From the river (of Palestinian blood) to the sea (of Palestinian tears)

Thanks Ants posted:

Oh good we're letting 4chan pick sides in Northern Ireland

This is a scary sentence.

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

ukle posted:


Also on another note the Independent is reporting May is going to try and get her ban the Internet bill passed as the first point of business. She is doubling down on the dumb.

Oh gently caress. I thought one good thing about all this is that little plan was dead in the water. For gently caress sake. Boris knife her now you floppy haired dickface. Boris loves the internet. There's no way he doesn't browse for hosed up poo poo on various boorus.

edit: said gently caress way too much. I apologise.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

Rakosi posted:

This is a scary sentence.

To be honest, rather have 4chan than the sack of shitheads that make up the current NI politics.
At least 4chan does some good on rare occasions.

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

ukle posted:

IRA bombing to resume within the month if that happens, as that is a significant break of the Good Friday agreement. The Tories really are loving idiots.


Also on another note the Independent is reporting May is going to try and get her ban the Internet bill passed as the first point of business. She is doubling down on the dumb.

Of course May wants to censor the internet ASAP. It contains information that makes her, her party and their backers look bad.

They can't control it (unlike Murdoch's rags) so they want to block all communications they don't approve of entirely.

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out

Regarde Aduck posted:

Oh gently caress. I thought one good thing about all this is that little plan was dead in the water. For gently caress sake. Boris knife her now you floppy haired dickface. Boris loves the internet. There's no way he doesn't browse for hosed up poo poo on various boorus.

edit: said gently caress way too much. I apologise.

I thought half the point of being a Tory MP is that you get all the hosed up poo poo delivered straight to your doorstep

namesake
Jun 19, 2006

"When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."

Yeah the one thing I can see religious fundamentalists and authoritarian arseholes agreeing on is reducing the freedom of the internet.

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes

Firos posted:

Late to this but, mods????

more efficient and fully-costed version here btw:

bitmap posted:

55kb. our boy shares a limited palette with a crumpet nicely.



e: for the record I will gladly give up my british government tag for Corbyn, as much as the concept of a british government is a hilarious joke right now. apologies to mysterious scotpol benefactor.

Angepain fucked around with this message at 14:00 on Jun 10, 2017

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




Regarde Aduck posted:

Oh gently caress. I thought one good thing about all this is that little plan was dead in the water. For gently caress sake. Boris knife her now you floppy haired dickface. Boris loves the internet. There's no way he doesn't browse for hosed up poo poo on various boorus.

edit: said gently caress way too much. I apologise.

Surely David Davis and his contingent of libertarian leaning MPs aren't going to stand for this. The guy just did this: https://www.theguardian.com/law/2016/dec/21/eus-highest-court-delivers-blow-to-uk-snoopers-charter

mediadave
Sep 8, 2011
As the Tories are now reliant on their Scottish seats, even with the DUP, does Cameron's EVEL bill screw things up for them?

CoolCab
Apr 17, 2005

glem

spiderbot posted:

How many of these decisions in the past few days are actually supported by Tory MPs? Are they really so desperate that they are in favour of May staying and and agreement with the DUP? I wouldn't be surprised if May has gone rogue and is doing all this solo to do anything she can to fend off the vultures.

Absolutely, but as important to mention is that even the most crotchety backbench MP who's not in denial must be concerned about the momentum Labour is showing after this election. Their supporters are demoralized and shocked (particularly anyone who voted for the Ruth Davidson party) and Labour's are energized and hopeful that the PLP will either fall in line finally or at least learn to hate quietly. They do not want another election and are hoping for Labour to go back to loving up before they're forced into calling another.

CoolCab fucked around with this message at 14:05 on Jun 10, 2017

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out

mediadave posted:

As the Tories are now reliant on their Scottish seats, even with the DUP, does Cameron's EVEL bill screw things up for them?

Nope. More non-tory Scottish seats than Tory ones. It actually helps them

Sarah Bellum
Oct 21, 2008

happyhippy posted:

We should save him the time and compile a list of DUP demands here.

I'll start off:

- Rebury Martin McGuinness under the road of Dumcree so they can march over him every 12th.

- Swings tied up, playparks locked and every business closed on Sundays again lest anyone enjoy themselves or get on with their lives on the Lord's Holy Sabbath.

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




It's important to realise just how miserable being in a hung parliament is going to make most MPs (but especially Tories). Kid's birthday party? Anniversary? Mum's funeral? You can forget about going to them if there's even a semi-important vote on. Plus most of the bastards have terrible attendance records.

Those new Scottish Tories had better get used to sitting on trains because they're going to be doing a gently caress of a lot of it.

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP


Oh of course theyre using the loving frog.
Christ.

RabidWeasel
Aug 4, 2007

Cultures thrive on their myths and legends...and snuggles!

Gum posted:

Beautiful isn't it?
Well yeah :)

The guys in the office hate it though, they're all "common sense conservatives" who don't give a gently caress about anything other than the government letting them make as much money as possible (in spite of the fact that our industry only exists because of govt regulation)

stev
Jan 22, 2013

Please be excited.



Mr. Flunchy posted:

It's important to realise just how miserable being in a hung parliament is going to make most MPs (but especially Tories). Kid's birthday party? Anniversary? Mum's funeral? You can forget about going to them if there's even a semi-important vote on. Plus most of the bastards have terrible attendance records.

Those new Scottish Tories had better get used to sitting on trains because they're going to be doing a gently caress of a lot of it.

They should just get an MP voting app.

coffeetable
Feb 5, 2006

TELL ME AGAIN HOW GREAT BRITAIN WOULD BE IF IT WAS RULED BY THE MERCILESS JACKBOOT OF PRINCE CHARLES

YES I DO TALK TO PLANTS ACTUALLY
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/06/09/ruth-davidson-planning-scottish-tory-breakaway-challenges-theresa/

quote:

Ruth Davidson is to defy Theresa May’s plans for a hard Brexit and tear her Scottish party away from English control after the UK Tories’ disastrous General Election result.

Amid a growing clamour among senior Tories in London for Ms Davidson to be given a top position in the UK party, her aides are working on a deal that would see the Scottish party break away to form a separate organisation.

jabby
Oct 27, 2010


Pollsters really need to share a significant amount of blame for how poo poo political discourse has been. If they are going to ignore whatever young people say and just assume they won't turn out, what incentive is there for a political party to cater to them? Even if you appeal to the youth it won't be reflected anywhere.

Luckily, the escape clause is a leader with the brass balls necessary to ignore the polling data and do what's right. We shouldn't have had to wait for that though.

NikkolasKing posted:

This was posted forever ago now but someone asked for how to respond to pro-austerity people who are against government spending and liken it to a credit card.

Someone responded with a video of a lady trying to start up a business but because she had to keep making cuts, it all fell apart. It was short and brilliant and I should have Favorited it or at least remembered the name but I don't. Does anyone have the link?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V46CQVpO4OY

Video by Momentum with dodgy production values but amazing message.

Jeherrin
Jun 7, 2012

She's already refuted it. The Telegraph is talking out its rear end.

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Sarah Bellum
Oct 21, 2008

ukle posted:

IRA bombing to resume within the month if that happens, as that is a significant break of the Good Friday agreement. The Tories really are loving idiots..

Sarah Bellum posted:

To correct a misgiving in the past few pages, though: Their announcement regarding the breach of the Good Friday Agreement is not an implicit threat of a return to violence, IRA on the streets, gun battles on the peacelines etc. It's a simple "this is an international binding treaty and you cannot break the terms of it as we absolutely will challenge it" warning. They've been sitting quietly with that one up their sleeve in the event of Brexit, holding the legal threat of "You can't Brexit us too, it's in the treaty that we have to stay in the EU and be subject to the ECHR" and waiting for the right time use it. Since they can utterly gently caress up May's government, they've pulled it out now. SF are very, very savvy political players and have an end game in mind. Gerry Adams won't be running to the queen to say the SF members will take their seats, not just because they won't (and that's entirely down to the oath to the queen, not the legitimacy of the UK government, but they also can't do that because they've been quashing rivals like Gerry Carroll of the far left People Before Profit in west Belfast from becoming a serious challenge by yelling from the rooftops that he's a Brit and a traitor and a unionist because he said he'd take the oath) because he's not even involved in politics in the north right now. He's a sitting TD in the Irish Dáil, where SF have been slowly but very surely increasing their presence and influence over the past 15 years. They are purely political players and very adept at turning chaos to their advantage. Stormont will not reform because it suits their interests to not allow it to reform. Theresa May will not form a government with the DUP because SF will not allow her to form a government with the DUP, by taking her to an international tribunal for breaking the terms of the treaty. They can and will be able to pull the same stunt in two years time if they try to take the north out of the EU. The GFA is their trump card and they will play it as and when it suits them.

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