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What is the best flav... you all know what this question is:
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Labour 907 49.92%
Theresa May Team (Conservative) 48 2.64%
Liberal Democrats 31 1.71%
UKIP 13 0.72%
Plaid Cymru 25 1.38%
Green 22 1.21%
Scottish Socialist Party 12 0.66%
Scottish Conservative Party 1 0.06%
Scottish National Party 59 3.25%
Some Kind of Irish Unionist 4 0.22%
Alliance / Irish Nonsectarian 3 0.17%
Some Kind of Irish Nationalist 36 1.98%
Misc. Far Left Trots 35 1.93%
Misc. Far Right Fash 8 0.44%
Monster Raving Loony 49 2.70%
Space Navies Party 39 2.15%
Independent / Single Issue 2 0.11%
Can't Vote 188 10.35%
Won't Vote 8 0.44%
Spoiled Ballot 15 0.83%
Pissflaps 312 17.17%
Total: 1817 votes
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Skinty McEdger
Mar 9, 2008

I have NEVER received the respect I deserve as the leader and founder of The Masterflock, the internet's largest and oldest Christopher Masterpiece fan group in all of history, and I DEMAND that changes. From now on, you will respect Skinty McEdger!

Some mail hacks are under the impression one of the DUP's demands will be an end to investigations into the armed forces and police during the troubles and an increased amount of attention given to the paramilitaries.

Take it with a pinch of salt as the same hacks also seem to think that the DUP will demand the hardest of hard Brexits.

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kustomkarkommando
Oct 22, 2012

The DUP where never going to ask for a rollback of LGBT rights in the UK. Nor do they care to ask for it. All they want is a protection of their personal fiefdom, they'll want the Tories to refuse to legislate for same sex marriage in the event of direct rule.

And really asking a British party to please continue to ignore NI is hardly a massive ask is it

kustomkarkommando fucked around with this message at 16:26 on Jun 10, 2017

kustomkarkommando
Oct 22, 2012

Skinty McEdger posted:

Some mail hacks are under the impression one of the DUP's demands will be an end to investigations into the armed forces and police during the troubles and an increased amount of attention given to the paramilitaries.

Take it with a pinch of salt as the same hacks also seem to think that the DUP will demand the hardest of hard Brexits.

Oh they want this a lot. So do a lot of Tory backbenchers. So does the house of commons select defence committee who recommended it, and that's a cross party committee with labour representation (John spellar mind)

This is a big issue in NI currently and is going to on the DUPs ask list, though it may be too expensive

Sarah Bellum
Oct 21, 2008

Bacon Terrorist posted:

There's a list of DUP demands on twitter somewhere (saw it on the BBC live feed and am phone posting) and they are all about money rather than gay rights or abortion etc, seem reasonable until you get to the final few which are all 'SINN FEIN AND THE REPUBLICANS MUST SUFFER' :stare:

This one? It's from 2015 but unlikely to have changed much.

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
One of the old hallmarks of authoritarianism is the state using wide, sweeping and widely-unenforceable laws to de facto criminalise large swathes of the population. These laws can then be selectively applied to punish undesirables.

But the tories would never do that by introducing an impotent ban on crypto and then only using the laws to punish brown people for using Telegram.

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes

Sarah Bellum posted:

This one? It's from 2015 but unlikely to have changed much.



of course there's a specific bullet point about flags, of course there is

Zalakwe
Jun 4, 2007
Likes Cake, Hates Hamsters



EmptyVessel posted:

One of my favourite examples of Discordian wind-up was Robert Anton Wilson sending a Pope card to Ian Paisley Snr.

We used to send an old school Labour and Republican friend of ours a picture of one royal or another on his birthday for a giggle. Occasionally we would get it back with a slogan scrawled on it.

The papers used to refer to him as 'firebrand socialist' when he was a councillor and his daughter was Corbyn's agent.

Sadly he died recently much too young but he would be loving this and I expect still pissed.

Skinty McEdger
Mar 9, 2008

I have NEVER received the respect I deserve as the leader and founder of The Masterflock, the internet's largest and oldest Christopher Masterpiece fan group in all of history, and I DEMAND that changes. From now on, you will respect Skinty McEdger!

I like the very specific "gently caress SF" bullet point about suspending allowances for parties that don't take their seats.

This is fine and won't cause any problems down the road.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

Skinty McEdger posted:

Take it with a pinch of salt as the same hacks also seem to think that the DUP will demand the hardest of hard Brexits.

I can see it.
If they could make the Irish border 'harder' as in limit trade from the papists in the south, it would mean the place would have to rely on the UK more.

knox_harrington
Feb 18, 2011

Running no point.

CottonWolf posted:

I have not read the text of the Good Friday Agreement, but surely this would be massively against it in spirit, even if not technically breaking it?

Apparently this is the bit:

https://m.imgur.com/a/j1uLN

(why the gently caress is it so difficult to link to photos on Imgur now?)

kustomkarkommando
Oct 22, 2012

If they had to choose between border checks when crossing to GB or a giant 30ft wall around the border theyd probably opt for the wall

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

communism bitch posted:

One of the old hallmarks of authoritarianism is the state using wide, sweeping and widely-unenforceable laws to de facto criminalise large swathes of the population. These laws can then be selectively applied to punish undesirables.

But the tories would never do that by introducing an impotent ban on crypto and then only using the laws to punish brown people for using Telegram.
In this way, the regime can appear merciful: 'You see, if we wanted, we could have all of you arrested and condemned, but do not be afraid, we are lenient …' and so on and so on.

Acaila posted:

I hate that I have to ask this, but...what's the Enclosures?
There used to be a lot of common land in England. Freemen-on-the-land (actual commoners, not the modern nutters) would be entitled to cut sod and collect branches and graze animals on there, basically anything that wasn't a permanent structure or agriculture.

This led to a lot of commoners being relatively free of government or feudal interference, and some of them even adopted nomadic lives on large commons, no law against having a house there if it's on wheels.

Then the three revolutions happened (Glorious/bourgeois, Agricultural, and Industrial) and a bunch of the land was enclosed and they were unceremoniously kicked off with no compensation and had to find work in the new factories and were treated like poo poo so that private landowners could have a bigger field.

This then led to the conditions that a German big beardy man would analyze shortly after.

kustomkarkommando
Oct 22, 2012

knox_harrington posted:

Apparently this is the bit:

https://m.imgur.com/a/j1uLN

(why the gently caress is it so difficult to link to photos on Imgur now?)

Uh, not really no

McDragon
Sep 11, 2007

batman, no :(

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

Sarah Bellum posted:

This one? It's from 2015 but unlikely to have changed much.




im the constitutional stability and complete reform of the legislature

kustomkarkommando
Oct 22, 2012

Just to remind everyone the conservatives ARE unionists, Theresa May had previously already underscored before this election that when it comes to the constitutional question they are not neutral. The GFA does not demand governmental neutrality on the constitutional question, it demands the government works to protect both communities and acknowledge the consent principle.

A deal with the DUP is not explicitly against the GFA but the Tories giving excessive concessions to unionists on contentious issues with nationalists rather than honouring the principle of negotiation would be against the spirit

ThomasPaine
Feb 4, 2009

We have no compassion and we ask no compassion from you. When our turn comes, we shall not make excuses for the terror.
Still baffled at the number of people who seem convinced that this election was a disaster for Labour 'They lost!'. It's as if they don't quite get the distinction between tactical and strategic objectives. Corbyn is clearly the victor here. All I can hear is the sound of a thousand goalposts being dragged over the dirt.

It's a very similar situation to the immediate post-indyref SNP. Losing the battle won them the war. Maybe not having this in recent memory makes it harder for people down in England to pick up on?

Nothingtoseehere
Nov 11, 2010


https://imgur.com/a/E8IRA

Donation Done. Congrats Sebzilla!

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
So the whole "DUP supported a literal terrorist genocide" is even more :stonk: than I thought:

Irony Be My Shield
Jul 29, 2012

ThomasPaine posted:

Still baffled at the number of people who seem convinced that this election was a disaster for Labour 'They lost!'. It's as if they don't quite get the distinction between tactical and strategic objectives. Corbyn is clearly the victor here. All I can hear is the sound of a thousand goalposts being dragged over the dirt.

It's a very similar situation to the immediate post-indyref SNP. Losing the battle won them the war. Maybe not having this in recent memory makes it harder for people down in England to pick up on?
I think it's mostly from foreign posters who don't understand how weak and untenable the government May's attempting to form is.

kustomkarkommando
Oct 22, 2012

Cast your mind back to 2010 when Cameron negotiated an actual electoral alliance with the UUP and both parties registered themselves as the Conservatives and Unionist - New Force, with the UUP running in NI explicitly in alliance with the Tories

Lovechop
Feb 1, 2005

cheers mate
https://twitter.com/parliawint/status/873567745975226369

hahaha

Skinty McEdger
Mar 9, 2008

I have NEVER received the respect I deserve as the leader and founder of The Masterflock, the internet's largest and oldest Christopher Masterpiece fan group in all of history, and I DEMAND that changes. From now on, you will respect Skinty McEdger!

Watching a party turn on itself and openly brief against it's leader turns out to be loving hilarious when it's not your party.

Night10194
Feb 13, 2012

We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

Irony Be My Shield posted:

I think it's mostly from foreign posters who don't understand how weak and untenable the government May's attempting to form is.

I'm American and it doesn't seem hard to see how 'In such a poo poo position that they're reliant on a crazy ethnoregionalist extremist party to claim even a fig-leaf of a coalition majority' is weak as poo poo.

ronya
Nov 8, 2010

I'm the normal one.

You hate ridden fucks will regret your words when you eventually grow up.

Peace.


funniest timeline: a few by-elections later, the DUP gets their way on this, Sinn Fein take their seats and trigger PREMIER CORBYN (BACKED BY THEM TERRISTS FOR REALSIES)

ronya
Nov 8, 2010

I'm the normal one.

You hate ridden fucks will regret your words when you eventually grow up.

Peace.

Night10194 posted:

I'm American and it doesn't seem hard to see how 'In such a poo poo position that they're reliant on a crazy ethnoregionalist extremist party to claim even a fig-leaf of a coalition majority' is weak as poo poo.

you're missing the sense of rabid terror of abandonment that haunts the northen irish unionist

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out

ThomasPaine posted:

Still baffled at the number of people who seem convinced that this election was a disaster for Labour 'They lost!'. It's as if they don't quite get the distinction between tactical and strategic objectives. Corbyn is clearly the victor here. All I can hear is the sound of a thousand goalposts being dragged over the dirt.

It's a very similar situation to the immediate post-indyref SNP. Losing the battle won them the war. Maybe not having this in recent memory makes it harder for people down in England to pick up on?

The people shouting "Labour lost!" are the same ones talking about the Tory's "Big win" over the SNP

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe

spud posted:

I'll donate £100 to the samaritans if Ober deletes his account.

EDIT: With screenshot etc

I will give a "LotofDrugs" tm coupon to the goon that pays enough to whatever charity to have spud jam at least 3 potatoes [size agree'd upon itt], into each of spuds own holes for the duration of forever.

spectralent
Oct 1, 2014

Me and the boys poppin' down to the shops

TinTower posted:

So the whole "DUP supported a literal terrorist genocide" is even more :stonk: than I thought:


:catstare:

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

Acaila posted:

It may well just be Highland kids. I know forkboy went to school not too far from me so it is a local thing for us.
When I was at uni, we were studying The Cheviot, The Stag and the Black, Black Oil (which if you haven't read or seen is totally amazing and you should), and there was only one other student (from Plockton) who knew what the clearances were and only one more (from Dumfries-way) who had heard of them.

I hate that I have to ask this, but...what's the Enclosures?

This was already answered but essentially a parallel to the Clearances - the theft by landowning aristos of common land.
There's a good book called "Stop, Thief! The Commons, Enclosures, and Resistance" that gives a good overview of the history of this phenomenon around the world. It's pretty cheap on kindle too i think.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

I can't believe he ate the book lol

ThomasPaine
Feb 4, 2009

We have no compassion and we ask no compassion from you. When our turn comes, we shall not make excuses for the terror.

Gum posted:

The people shouting "Labour lost!" are the same ones talking about the Tory's "Big win" over the SNP

Yeah I mean in the general media not on SA. Does reek a bit of desperation.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

TinTower posted:

So the whole "DUP supported a literal terrorist genocide" is even more :stonk: than I thought:

Yeah, but you have to remember the British were still colonial 'drat those savages, kill them all until they like us' to everyone in the world.

A family member was tortured and killed back at that time by the Black and Tans, he was coming home from mass and they tortured him, slit his throat and forced his catholic bible down into his neck.

If you want to see true bigotry hatred, heres a speech from one of the British Commanders at the time:

quote:

“If a police barracks is burned or if the barracks already occupied is not suitable, then the best house in the locality is to be commandeered, the occupants thrown into the gutter. Let them die there – the more the merrier.Should the order (“Hands Up”) not be immediately obeyed, shoot and shoot with effect. If the persons approaching (a patrol) carry their hands in their pockets, or are in any way suspicious-looking, shoot them down. You may make mistakes occasionally and innocent persons may be shot, but that cannot be helped, and you are bound to get the right parties some time. The more you shoot, the better I will like you, and I assure you no policeman will get into trouble for shooting any man.”

Lt. Col. Smyth, June 1920

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


bessantj posted:

May wearing orange, very prescient.


What a wank attitude, it's not that they ran a poo poo campaign, no it's just young people are stupid and want free stuff.

I hope they double down on this attitude rather than figuring it out

JOHNSON COCKSLAP
Apr 2, 2017

by Lowtax
cool justifying terrorism, forums user happy hippy.

Help Im Alive
Nov 8, 2009

it's a little upsetting that people are actually paying attention to northern ireland for once and it's making us look like monsters

TACD
Oct 27, 2000

Tesseraction posted:

I can't believe he ate the book lol
Posting this without some sort of video link should be a crime IMO

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

JOHNSON COCKSLAP posted:

cool justifying terrorism, forums user happy hippy.

Eh? Where.

kustomkarkommando
Oct 22, 2012

Help Im Alive posted:

it's a little upsetting that people are actually paying attention to northern ireland for once and it's making us look like monsters

Well they're only paying attention to the DUP so what do you expect

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learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh

Help Im Alive posted:

it's a little upsetting that people are actually paying attention to northern ireland for once and it's making us look like monsters

SF must be loving the fact that as it turns out, that when they actually discover they exist, the English hate the DUP.

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