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Labour | 907 | 49.92% | |
Theresa May Team (Conservative) | 48 | 2.64% | |
Liberal Democrats | 31 | 1.71% | |
UKIP | 13 | 0.72% | |
Plaid Cymru | 25 | 1.38% | |
Green | 22 | 1.21% | |
Scottish Socialist Party | 12 | 0.66% | |
Scottish Conservative Party | 1 | 0.06% | |
Scottish National Party | 59 | 3.25% | |
Some Kind of Irish Unionist | 4 | 0.22% | |
Alliance / Irish Nonsectarian | 3 | 0.17% | |
Some Kind of Irish Nationalist | 36 | 1.98% | |
Misc. Far Left Trots | 35 | 1.93% | |
Misc. Far Right Fash | 8 | 0.44% | |
Monster Raving Loony | 49 | 2.70% | |
Space Navies Party | 39 | 2.15% | |
Independent / Single Issue | 2 | 0.11% | |
Can't Vote | 188 | 10.35% | |
Won't Vote | 8 | 0.44% | |
Spoiled Ballot | 15 | 0.83% | |
Pissflaps | 312 | 17.17% | |
Total: | 1817 votes |
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CoolCab posted:This John WoodCock is a glorified lobbyist for BAE systems.
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# ? Jun 10, 2017 22:38 |
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Drone_Fragger posted:David Cameron at least recognised that failing to talk to people in interviews is not infact seen as a sign of strengh by the public, but rather, a sign of terminal cowardice. The real strong and brave thing to do is, of course, politely listen to the question, start a sentence using some of the words in the question so it sounds like you were listening, and then list a series of soundbites and abruptly walk away before they can get out a follow-up. Which at least looks better.
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# ? Jun 10, 2017 22:38 |
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Hoops posted:Would you take Dave back if that was one of the options? He really didn't do anything that bad by Tory standards. I know he hosed that dead pig in the mouth, but I can forgive. Austerity. Bedroom tax. DWP fit-for-work assessments.
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# ? Jun 10, 2017 22:38 |
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Cerebral Bore posted:Man's from space, he doesn't need a bloody peerage to be a Lord. Please, Hyperspace
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# ? Jun 10, 2017 22:39 |
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kustomkarkommando posted:Please, Hyperspace What, you think Lord Buckethead can be limited to just one kind of space?
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# ? Jun 10, 2017 22:40 |
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https://twitter.com/jeremycorbyn/status/873656503747719169
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# ? Jun 10, 2017 22:43 |
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CoolCab posted:This The best thing about Woodcock is that he was convinced he was going to lose, so he had a film crew follow him around to document his loss, had an interview booked on election night to attribute his loss (and the huge election defeat) entirely to Corbyn, and then he won. Probably in no small part thanks to Momentum campaigning for him. His credibility is now non-existent, and he knows it.
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# ? Jun 10, 2017 22:43 |
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jabby posted:The best thing about Woodcock is that he was convinced he was going to lose, so he had a film crew follow him around to document his loss, had an interview booked on election night to attribute his loss (and the huge election defeat) entirely to Corbyn, and then he won. Probably in no small part thanks to Momentum campaigning for him. I wonder if he has the conscience to feel a bit of a oval office having won at the grace of people he hates.
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# ? Jun 10, 2017 22:45 |
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c0burn posted:there's a car crash joke in here somewhere Just need Ken Clarke's son to join May and Hammond in government for the full effect.
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# ? Jun 10, 2017 22:46 |
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jabby posted:The best thing about Woodcock is that he was convinced he was going to lose, so he had a film crew follow him around to document his loss, had an interview booked on election night to attribute his loss (and the huge election defeat) entirely to Corbyn, and then he won. Probably in no small part thanks to Momentum campaigning for him. Momentum campaigning for him and him winning is fun. I would say he's fairly harmless now.
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# ? Jun 10, 2017 22:46 |
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Looks like they're starting to fall in line: https://twitter.com/Telegraph/status/873657274744455168
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# ? Jun 10, 2017 22:47 |
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Shamelessly stolen.
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# ? Jun 10, 2017 22:48 |
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oath2order posted:It's kind of crazy to me that the House of Lords is an unelected check on conservatism. I would think it would end up being mostly composed of rich autocrats that mostly just want more money. It's rather remarkable when there are people in the Chamber who actually believe in the historical duty and responsibility of the Lord's. Life is strange.
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# ? Jun 10, 2017 22:48 |
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Funny the things that stick out in your memory as time goes by. I remember most vividly thinking Cameron was a very bad and lovely man indeed every time he talked about his dead son to get out of having to answer questions about the NHS.
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# ? Jun 10, 2017 22:50 |
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I cannot describe how happy it makes me to see Kensington in particular go red. I never thought I'd ever see the day. My grandmother's house is there and I stay there whenever I'm in London. It's the last place you'd ever think would vote Labour. One of my good friends is actually from there, and voted Labour. His vote mattered.
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# ? Jun 10, 2017 22:51 |
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Cameron hosed a dead pig.
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# ? Jun 10, 2017 22:52 |
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forkboy84 posted:Momentum campaigning for him and him winning is fun. I would say he's fairly harmless now. Bullshit he is. He most likely believes that being a huge dick to Corbyn was the only thing that kept the Trident jobs bloc onside, and found out that Momentum will campaign for him for the left vote regardless of the nonsense he spouts, and can literally say things that should under Labour bylaws have him ejected from the party with no consequence. He's about as harmless as a radium enema.
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# ? Jun 10, 2017 22:53 |
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I need to assemble a Jeremy Corbyn outfit for Glastonbury. I can't find anything decent for a suit online. Anyone got any suggestions?
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# ? Jun 10, 2017 22:53 |
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Oxfam.
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# ? Jun 10, 2017 22:54 |
In a shock move, Jeremy Corbyn plans to oust Theresa May by running in the upcoming Tory leadership race. With a 400:1 chance, can he do it?
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# ? Jun 10, 2017 22:54 |
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Oxfam, tweed, remember to get the geography teacher jacket with leather patchwork at the elbows
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# ? Jun 10, 2017 22:55 |
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Verizian posted:Anyone else expecting hilarity on July 12th? Theresa May knifed in the front, Tories unable to actually agree on a successor, PM Arlene Foster the only way they can remain in govt.
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# ? Jun 10, 2017 22:55 |
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I just wanted to link this article: http://www.newstatesman.com/politics/uk/2017/06/labour-reckoning Because I really hope that the various people inside of it who predicted these things are suddenly turning to each other and going "huh".
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# ? Jun 10, 2017 22:56 |
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CoolCab posted:Bullshit he is. He most likely believes that being a huge dick to Corbyn was the only thing that kept the Trident jobs bloc onside, and found out that Momentum will campaign for him for the left vote regardless of the nonsense he spouts, and can literally say things that should under Labour bylaws have him ejected from the party with no consequence. The difference now is that he can spout off all he wants. Everyone knows his attacks on Corbyn are bullshit and everyone knows it's only by the grace of Corbyn supporters that he kept his seat. In reality there have always been individual backbench MPs who don't back the leader (Corbyn was one of them) the only difference with Woodcock is how vocal he was and how eager the press was to lap it up.
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# ? Jun 10, 2017 22:57 |
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Josef bugman posted:I just wanted to link this article: Not really: https://twitter.com/JasonCowleyNS/status/873057073654779904
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# ? Jun 10, 2017 23:00 |
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CottonWolf posted:At least that poll's probably reliable. Polls that don't have to judge turnout are usually very accurate
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# ? Jun 10, 2017 23:01 |
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Mister Adequate posted:Theresa May knifed in the front, Tories unable to actually agree on a successor, PM Arlene Foster the only way they can remain in govt. Basically this but replace traffic lights with the gays
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# ? Jun 10, 2017 23:02 |
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jBrereton posted:Someone get the chef, I ordered my take "hot" but this is going too far. I've got an even hotter one for you: https://twitter.com/SpecCoffeeHouse/status/873661338312159233
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# ? Jun 10, 2017 23:03 |
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jBrereton posted:In a shock move, Jeremy Corbyn plans to oust Theresa May by running in the upcoming Tory leadership race. With a 400:1 chance, can he do it? Corbyn wanting to run a minority government right now sounds like a pretty dumb idea when he can just wait six months for the tories to dig their own mass grave and then win the inevitable early election. It'd be feasible if he had the numbers for a labour and friends majority, but if he was running a minority government the tories would just vote down all his policies and then crow in the media about how this is proof that socialism doesn't work.
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# ? Jun 10, 2017 23:05 |
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So many absolutely terrible hot takes on this from the usual sources, surpassing their previous efforts.
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# ? Jun 10, 2017 23:05 |
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Red Bones posted:Sounds like a pretty dumb idea when he can just wait six months for the tories to dig their own mass grave and then win the inevitable early election. It'd be feasible if he had the numbers for a labour and friends majority, but if he was running a minority government the tories would just vote down all his policies and then crow in the media about how this is proof that socialism doesn't work. Are you an American by any chance good sir/madam?
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# ? Jun 10, 2017 23:07 |
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Angepain posted:Basically this but replace traffic lights with the gays
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# ? Jun 10, 2017 23:07 |
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jabby posted:The difference now is that he can spout off all he wants. Everyone knows his attacks on Corbyn are bullshit and everyone knows it's only by the grace of Corbyn supporters that he kept his seat. I really want you to examine that last sentence. Do you think the narrative that the press will push is "Woodcock saved by grassroots activism" or "Woodcock saved because of his turn against Corbyn"? Or, in a broader sense, do you think they'll push either and instead just present him as "Labour MP who only marginally held his seat John Woodcock" or much more likely "Sources within the Labour party say..." quote:In reality there have always been individual backbench MPs who don't back the leader (Corbyn was one of them) the only difference with Woodcock is how vocal he was and how eager the press was to lap it up. That difference is still absolutely true.
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# ? Jun 10, 2017 23:08 |
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Red Bones posted:Corbyn wanting to run a minority government right now sounds like a pretty dumb idea when he can just wait six months for the tories to dig their own mass grave and then win the inevitable early election. It'd be feasible if he had the numbers for a labour and friends majority, but if he was running a minority government the tories would just vote down all his policies and then crow in the media about how this is proof that socialism doesn't work. Brexit looms over the horizon.
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# ? Jun 10, 2017 23:12 |
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Americans really are the worst https://twitter.com/AlanDersh/status/873664441832919041
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# ? Jun 10, 2017 23:14 |
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TheRat posted:I've got an even hotter one for you: The highest temperature ever achieved by human science is something around 5.5 trillion degrees C, during extremely high-energy physics experiments. Typically this state lasts for millionths of a second at the most. This Spectator article, however, sustains spicy hot takes on the order of quadrillions of degrees, and does so for several minutes.
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# ? Jun 10, 2017 23:15 |
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The whole point is that we want a leader who isn't going to go "welp this Brexit thing looks a bit tricky, why don't we let the other people gently caress it up because of how weak they are, and leave the country utterly buggered". That's the point of Corbyn, he's a decent human being.
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# ? Jun 10, 2017 23:16 |
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https://twitter.com/Ed_Miliband/status/873665435383869440
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# ? Jun 10, 2017 23:18 |
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Demiurge4 posted:Brexit looms over the horizon. Are you suggesting he should wait until after we leave to avoid the political fallout of being The Brexit PM, or that he should seize power now to try and go for a more moderate agreement with the EU?
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# ? Jun 10, 2017 23:20 |
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Zero Gravitas posted:Apparently the Tories spent loving 1.2 million quid running attack ads this election: I loving love it when attack ads inadvertently create a slogan like "coalition of chaos" or something. There's something absolutely amazing about those kinds of political self-goals.
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# ? Jun 10, 2017 23:20 |