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What is the best flav... you all know what this question is:
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Labour 907 49.92%
Theresa May Team (Conservative) 48 2.64%
Liberal Democrats 31 1.71%
UKIP 13 0.72%
Plaid Cymru 25 1.38%
Green 22 1.21%
Scottish Socialist Party 12 0.66%
Scottish Conservative Party 1 0.06%
Scottish National Party 59 3.25%
Some Kind of Irish Unionist 4 0.22%
Alliance / Irish Nonsectarian 3 0.17%
Some Kind of Irish Nationalist 36 1.98%
Misc. Far Left Trots 35 1.93%
Misc. Far Right Fash 8 0.44%
Monster Raving Loony 49 2.70%
Space Navies Party 39 2.15%
Independent / Single Issue 2 0.11%
Can't Vote 188 10.35%
Won't Vote 8 0.44%
Spoiled Ballot 15 0.83%
Pissflaps 312 17.17%
Total: 1817 votes
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Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

CoolCab posted:

This

https://twitter.com/JWoodcockMP/status/856546432509202433

is still John "The j, o h, n, w, o, o and also the d is silent" Woodcock's pinned tweet, despite the fact he's been tweeting quite a bit since Thursday night. Some highlights:



John WoodCock is a glorified lobbyist for BAE systems.

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Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes

Drone_Fragger posted:

David Cameron at least recognised that failing to talk to people in interviews is not infact seen as a sign of strengh by the public, but rather, a sign of terminal cowardice.

The real strong and brave thing to do is, of course, politely listen to the question, start a sentence using some of the words in the question so it sounds like you were listening, and then list a series of soundbites and abruptly walk away before they can get out a follow-up.

Which at least looks better.

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

Hoops posted:

Would you take Dave back if that was one of the options? He really didn't do anything that bad by Tory standards. I know he hosed that dead pig in the mouth, but I can forgive.

Austerity. Bedroom tax. DWP fit-for-work assessments.

kustomkarkommando
Oct 22, 2012

Cerebral Bore posted:

Man's from space, he doesn't need a bloody peerage to be a Lord.

Please, Hyperspace

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe

kustomkarkommando posted:

Please, Hyperspace

What, you think Lord Buckethead can be limited to just one kind of space?

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

https://twitter.com/jeremycorbyn/status/873656503747719169

jabby
Oct 27, 2010

CoolCab posted:

This

https://twitter.com/JWoodcockMP/status/856546432509202433

is still John "The j, o h, n, w, o, o and also the d is silent" Woodcock's pinned tweet, despite the fact he's been tweeting quite a bit since Thursday night. Some highlights:



The best thing about Woodcock is that he was convinced he was going to lose, so he had a film crew follow him around to document his loss, had an interview booked on election night to attribute his loss (and the huge election defeat) entirely to Corbyn, and then he won. Probably in no small part thanks to Momentum campaigning for him.

His credibility is now non-existent, and he knows it.

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

jabby posted:

The best thing about Woodcock is that he was convinced he was going to lose, so he had a film crew follow him around to document his loss, had an interview booked on election night to attribute his loss (and the huge election defeat) entirely to Corbyn, and then he won. Probably in no small part thanks to Momentum campaigning for him.

His credibility is now non-existent, and he knows it.

I wonder if he has the conscience to feel a bit of a oval office having won at the grace of people he hates.

Bobstar
Feb 8, 2006

KartooshFace, you are not responding efficiently!

c0burn posted:

there's a car crash joke in here somewhere

Just need Ken Clarke's son to join May and Hammond in government for the full effect.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


jabby posted:

The best thing about Woodcock is that he was convinced he was going to lose, so he had a film crew follow him around to document his loss, had an interview booked on election night to attribute his loss (and the huge election defeat) entirely to Corbyn, and then he won. Probably in no small part thanks to Momentum campaigning for him.

His credibility is now non-existent, and he knows it.

Momentum campaigning for him and him winning is fun. I would say he's fairly harmless now.

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

Looks like they're starting to fall in line:

https://twitter.com/Telegraph/status/873657274744455168

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh

Shamelessly stolen.

Wistful of Dollars
Aug 25, 2009

oath2order posted:

It's kind of crazy to me that the House of Lords is an unelected check on conservatism. I would think it would end up being mostly composed of rich autocrats that mostly just want more money.

It's rather remarkable when there are people in the Chamber who actually believe in the historical duty and responsibility of the Lord's.

Life is strange.

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
Funny the things that stick out in your memory as time goes by. I remember most vividly thinking Cameron was a very bad and lovely man indeed every time he talked about his dead son to get out of having to answer questions about the NHS.

Bishop Rodan
Dec 5, 2011

See you in the funny papers, liebchen!
I cannot describe how happy it makes me to see Kensington in particular go red. I never thought I'd ever see the day. My grandmother's house is there and I stay there whenever I'm in London. It's the last place you'd ever think would vote Labour.

One of my good friends is actually from there, and voted Labour. His vote mattered. :unsmith:

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
Cameron hosed a dead pig.

CoolCab
Apr 17, 2005

glem

forkboy84 posted:

Momentum campaigning for him and him winning is fun. I would say he's fairly harmless now.

Bullshit he is. He most likely believes that being a huge dick to Corbyn was the only thing that kept the Trident jobs bloc onside, and found out that Momentum will campaign for him for the left vote regardless of the nonsense he spouts, and can literally say things that should under Labour bylaws have him ejected from the party with no consequence.

He's about as harmless as a radium enema.

Firos
Apr 30, 2007

Staying abreast of the latest developments in jam communism



I need to assemble a Jeremy Corbyn outfit for Glastonbury. I can't find anything decent for a suit online. Anyone got any suggestions?

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
Oxfam.

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer
In a shock move, Jeremy Corbyn plans to oust Theresa May by running in the upcoming Tory leadership race. With a 400:1 chance, can he do it?

Plasmafountain
Jun 17, 2008

Oxfam, tweed, remember to get the geography teacher jacket with leather patchwork at the elbows

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



Verizian posted:

Anyone else expecting hilarity on July 12th?

Theresa May knifed in the front, Tories unable to actually agree on a successor, PM Arlene Foster the only way they can remain in govt.

Josef bugman
Nov 17, 2011

Pictured: Poster prepares to celebrate Holy Communion (probablY)

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I just wanted to link this article:

http://www.newstatesman.com/politics/uk/2017/06/labour-reckoning

Because I really hope that the various people inside of it who predicted these things are suddenly turning to each other and going "huh".

jabby
Oct 27, 2010

CoolCab posted:

Bullshit he is. He most likely believes that being a huge dick to Corbyn was the only thing that kept the Trident jobs bloc onside, and found out that Momentum will campaign for him for the left vote regardless of the nonsense he spouts, and can literally say things that should under Labour bylaws have him ejected from the party with no consequence.

He's about as harmless as a radium enema.

The difference now is that he can spout off all he wants. Everyone knows his attacks on Corbyn are bullshit and everyone knows it's only by the grace of Corbyn supporters that he kept his seat.

In reality there have always been individual backbench MPs who don't back the leader (Corbyn was one of them) the only difference with Woodcock is how vocal he was and how eager the press was to lap it up.

CottonWolf
Jul 20, 2012

Good ideas generator

Josef bugman posted:

I just wanted to link this article:

http://www.newstatesman.com/politics/uk/2017/06/labour-reckoning

Because I really hope that the various people inside of it who predicted these things are suddenly turning to each other and going "huh".

Not really:
https://twitter.com/JasonCowleyNS/status/873057073654779904

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out

CottonWolf posted:

At least that poll's probably reliable.

Polls that don't have to judge turnout are usually very accurate

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes

Mister Adequate posted:

Theresa May knifed in the front, Tories unable to actually agree on a successor, PM Arlene Foster the only way they can remain in govt.

Basically this but replace traffic lights with the gays

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

jBrereton posted:

Someone get the chef, I ordered my take "hot" but this is going too far.

I've got an even hotter one for you:

https://twitter.com/SpecCoffeeHouse/status/873661338312159233

Red Bones
Aug 9, 2012

"I think he's a bad enough person to stay ghost through his sheer love of child-killing."

jBrereton posted:

In a shock move, Jeremy Corbyn plans to oust Theresa May by running in the upcoming Tory leadership race. With a 400:1 chance, can he do it?

Corbyn wanting to run a minority government right now sounds like a pretty dumb idea when he can just wait six months for the tories to dig their own mass grave and then win the inevitable early election. It'd be feasible if he had the numbers for a labour and friends majority, but if he was running a minority government the tories would just vote down all his policies and then crow in the media about how this is proof that socialism doesn't work.

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


So many absolutely terrible hot takes on this from the usual sources, surpassing their previous efforts.

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh

Red Bones posted:

Sounds like a pretty dumb idea when he can just wait six months for the tories to dig their own mass grave and then win the inevitable early election. It'd be feasible if he had the numbers for a labour and friends majority, but if he was running a minority government the tories would just vote down all his policies and then crow in the media about how this is proof that socialism doesn't work.

Are you an American by any chance good sir/madam?

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



Angepain posted:

Basically this but replace traffic lights with the gays

:lol:

CoolCab
Apr 17, 2005

glem

jabby posted:

The difference now is that he can spout off all he wants. Everyone knows his attacks on Corbyn are bullshit and everyone knows it's only by the grace of Corbyn supporters that he kept his seat.

I really want you to examine that last sentence. Do you think the narrative that the press will push is "Woodcock saved by grassroots activism" or "Woodcock saved because of his turn against Corbyn"? Or, in a broader sense, do you think they'll push either and instead just present him as "Labour MP who only marginally held his seat John Woodcock" or much more likely "Sources within the Labour party say..."

quote:

In reality there have always been individual backbench MPs who don't back the leader (Corbyn was one of them) the only difference with Woodcock is how vocal he was and how eager the press was to lap it up.

That difference is still absolutely true.

Demiurge4
Aug 10, 2011

Red Bones posted:

Corbyn wanting to run a minority government right now sounds like a pretty dumb idea when he can just wait six months for the tories to dig their own mass grave and then win the inevitable early election. It'd be feasible if he had the numbers for a labour and friends majority, but if he was running a minority government the tories would just vote down all his policies and then crow in the media about how this is proof that socialism doesn't work.

Brexit looms over the horizon.

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

Americans really are the worst
https://twitter.com/AlanDersh/status/873664441832919041

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling




The highest temperature ever achieved by human science is something around 5.5 trillion degrees C, during extremely high-energy physics experiments. Typically this state lasts for millionths of a second at the most. This Spectator article, however, sustains spicy hot takes on the order of quadrillions of degrees, and does so for several minutes.

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
The whole point is that we want a leader who isn't going to go "welp this Brexit thing looks a bit tricky, why don't we let the other people gently caress it up because of how weak they are, and leave the country utterly buggered".

That's the point of Corbyn, he's a decent human being.

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

https://twitter.com/Ed_Miliband/status/873665435383869440

Red Bones
Aug 9, 2012

"I think he's a bad enough person to stay ghost through his sheer love of child-killing."

Demiurge4 posted:

Brexit looms over the horizon.

Are you suggesting he should wait until after we leave to avoid the political fallout of being The Brexit PM, or that he should seize power now to try and go for a more moderate agreement with the EU?

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Joda
Apr 24, 2010

When I'm off, I just like to really let go and have fun, y'know?

Fun Shoe

Zero Gravitas posted:

Apparently the Tories spent loving 1.2 million quid running attack ads this election:

http://metro.co.uk/2017/06/10/tories-spent-1200000-on-negative-anti-jeremy-corbyn-social-media-adverts-6699774/

And they still hosed it up

Corbyn take me now I can only get so erect

Its truly on like donkey kong

I loving love it when attack ads inadvertently create a slogan like "coalition of chaos" or something. There's something absolutely amazing about those kinds of political self-goals.

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