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What is the best flav... you all know what this question is:
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Labour 907 49.92%
Theresa May Team (Conservative) 48 2.64%
Liberal Democrats 31 1.71%
UKIP 13 0.72%
Plaid Cymru 25 1.38%
Green 22 1.21%
Scottish Socialist Party 12 0.66%
Scottish Conservative Party 1 0.06%
Scottish National Party 59 3.25%
Some Kind of Irish Unionist 4 0.22%
Alliance / Irish Nonsectarian 3 0.17%
Some Kind of Irish Nationalist 36 1.98%
Misc. Far Left Trots 35 1.93%
Misc. Far Right Fash 8 0.44%
Monster Raving Loony 49 2.70%
Space Navies Party 39 2.15%
Independent / Single Issue 2 0.11%
Can't Vote 188 10.35%
Won't Vote 8 0.44%
Spoiled Ballot 15 0.83%
Pissflaps 312 17.17%
Total: 1817 votes
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forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Accurate summary of the new reshuffle
https://twitter.com/Mr_JDTraynor/status/873917315720642560

June 11th, 1937 - Case of Trotskyist Anti-Soviet Military Organization finishes with the defendants all being executed, except Yan Gamarnik who shot himself rather than face the inevitable torture & forced confessions. The most famous man executed in this trial was Marshall Tukhachevsky. His bloodspattered confession remains in the archives, though sadly since Putin came into power the archives aren't nearly as open to academics as they were during the 90s.

forkboy84 fucked around with this message at 17:46 on Jun 11, 2017

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Bardeh
Dec 2, 2004

Fun Shoe

Skinty McEdger posted:

I wonder if Trumps new reluctance about a state visit is because someone on Fox news mentioned there was strong opposition to seeing Orangemen in government.

Noice

Raeg
Jul 7, 2008

The top 1% of ducks have control of 99.9% of the bread.

Why do I feel this GIF will be getting a lot of good use for the next year.

Irony Be My Shield
Jul 29, 2012

The only thing that might stabilize this government is the knowledge that rebelling could bring it down and trigger an election that the Tories will lose. It's so weak that they might be afraid of breaking it.

kustomkarkommando
Oct 22, 2012

Id prefer that same-sex marriage in NI was pushed as a human rights necessity rather than a ploy to get one over on the tories, you've got to organize with the majority of parties that support it here who are frozen out of Westminster and left without a voice with the collapse of stormont and form a cross political front on the issue

kustomkarkommando fucked around with this message at 17:58 on Jun 11, 2017

Skinty McEdger
Mar 9, 2008

I have NEVER received the respect I deserve as the leader and founder of The Masterflock, the internet's largest and oldest Christopher Masterpiece fan group in all of history, and I DEMAND that changes. From now on, you will respect Skinty McEdger!

kustomkarkommando posted:

Id prefer that same-sex marriage in NI was pushed as a human rights necessity rather than a ploy to get one over on the tories, you've got to organize with the majority of parties that support it here who are frozen out of Westminster and left without a voice with the collapse of direct rule and form a cross political front on the issue

Couple of NI questions. Who are the parties that support same sex marriage there? What caused the SDLP and UUP collapses?

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral

Jose posted:

definitely saving that




gently caress
Jesus, the only thing in this guy's twitter bio about being an MP is a :smuggo: about how big his majority is, and the last thing he retweeted is this:
https://twitter.com/2tribesgotojaw/status/873938715571363841
How lucky the people the people of Poole are to have him.

stev
Jan 22, 2013

Please be excited.




If WW2 had ended with Fat Man and Little Boy failing to detonate and Japan annexing the west coast, I guess.

kustomkarkommando
Oct 22, 2012

Skinty McEdger posted:

Couple of NI questions. Who are the parties that support same sex marriage there? What caused the SDLP and UUP collapses?

Sinn Fein, Alliance, Greens, PBP and SDLP all support same sex marriage and the UUP are split on the issue with members being allowed to vote as they wish (with the newest leader saying he would vote against but most importantly not veto it if it passed, which it did do last time it was voted on before the DUP vetoed it).

The UUP and SDLP have been collapsing for some time - the SDLP has struggled to define itself after the peace process and the increasing polarization of politics as the DUP and SF feed off each others successes and its pro-life stance alienates progressive voters while its moderate nationalism has struggled to find purchase with a younger generation frustrated with the moribund political process. The UUP has been facing mass voter flight to the DUP after the early bumps in the peace process when the DUP attacked them for being too accommodating on the issue of IRA decommissioning and their recent attempts to position themselves as a more liberal version of Unionism (with the former leader encouraging transfer votes to the SDLP) without ditching their conservative social values didn't really appeal to anyone.

kustomkarkommando fucked around with this message at 17:59 on Jun 11, 2017

Joda
Apr 24, 2010

When I'm off, I just like to really let go and have fun, y'know?

Fun Shoe
The Jeremy Paxman interview showed up in my recommended videos, so I'm watching it, and all I can think of is how loving much I want him to shut his loving mouth and let Corbyn answer his questions. This is almost as bad as American "journalists"

kustomkarkommando
Oct 22, 2012

For the record after the last NI Assembly election there is now a clear majority in favour of same sex marriage - if the vote was ran today it would probably cut 55 for / 35 against. The issue is that with 30 votes you can lodge a "petition of concern" that means any bill must secure a majority of all self declared nationalist members of the assembly (easy done) and a majority of all unionists in the assembly (DUP controls the majority so a no go). Previously the DUP could do this easily by themselves but they lost the number of seats needed to do this at the last election.

They've got 28 so you'd need 2 people to sign up to the DUP - Jim Allister of the TUV, a party EVEN FURTHER TO THE RIGHT of the DUP, would definitely do it. The UUP have 10 MLAs, 4 will vote in favour - of the remaining 6 the vast majority of them have said they will not sign a petition with only one saying that he would. If that last fucker couldn't be whipped into some sense it would be blocked again.

(That is of course if Alliance and the SDLP could sort out their abstentions which where about 8 people combined which would still put you in majority territory)

kustomkarkommando fucked around with this message at 18:14 on Jun 11, 2017

Living Image
Apr 24, 2010

HORSE'S ASS

Apraxin posted:

Jesus, the only thing in this guy's twitter bio about being an MP is a :smuggo: about how big his majority is, and the last thing he retweeted is this:
https://twitter.com/2tribesgotojaw/status/873938715571363841
How lucky the people the people of Poole are to have him.

The people of Poole deserve him.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
that's going to huge lenghts to be a dick to gay couples

kingturnip
Apr 18, 2008

Joda posted:

The Jeremy Paxman interview showed up in my recommended videos, so I'm watching it, and all I can think of is how loving much I want him to shut his loving mouth and let Corbyn answer his questions. This is almost as bad as American "journalists"

Paxman started to sniff his own farts after the Michael Howard interview became famous. The older he's got, the more he's relied on being a cantankerous twat rather than actually being a political journalist.
Sadly, he got away with it because most politicians actually won't answer a straight question in many situations. But if you're interviewing Corbyn, he probably will, unless he utterly disagrees with the pretext of the question.

Borrovan
Aug 15, 2013

IT IS ME.
🧑‍💼
I AM THERESA MAY


Joda posted:

The Jeremy Paxman interview showed up in my recommended videos, so I'm watching it, and all I can think of is how loving much I want him to shut his loving mouth and let Corbyn answer his questions. This is almost as bad as American "journalists"

It was awful, but tbh I think it came over pretty well: Paxman's considered both an upstanding, highbrow journalist and a vicious attack dog, and Corbyn came out of that making the interviewer look like a boorish oaf. That's like having a salesman knock on your door and you selling them a nice tea towel and a set of tupperware. Compare Tim Farron on Andrew Neil: same basic interview style (repeated interruptions, ignoring answers, general rudeness) from a generally more oafish presenter, but without that CorbynTM-brand sincerity & charisma he just looked like a sniveling worm gay frog.

Dugong
Mar 18, 2013

I don't know what to do,
I'm going to lose my mind

So what about the guy on Question Time stating austerity definitely HAS NOT happened then, eh?

dispatch_async
Nov 28, 2014

Imagine having the time to have played through 20 generations of one family in The Sims 2. Imagine making the original two members of that family Neil Buchanan and Cat Deeley. Imagine complaining to Maxis there was no technological progression. You've successfully imagined my life
Interesting stuff here:

https://twitter.com/TomKibasi/status/873944017523945472

coffeetable
Feb 5, 2006

TELL ME AGAIN HOW GREAT BRITAIN WOULD BE IF IT WAS RULED BY THE MERCILESS JACKBOOT OF PRINCE CHARLES

YES I DO TALK TO PLANTS ACTUALLY
https://twitter.com/AllThatIsSolid/status/831799908772564992

Borrovan
Aug 15, 2013

IT IS ME.
🧑‍💼
I AM THERESA MAY



Phew, lucky the Tories didn't gain any ground from the SNP, that'd be a disaster

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

she went full hillary

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe
So Theresa May wants to lead the Brexit negotiations and yet it's going to take her a week to negotiate a simply agreement with a party that broadly agrees with her.

Miftan
Mar 31, 2012

Terry knows what he can do with his bloody chocolate orange...


Ugh, Read the bread book!

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes

Borrovan posted:

Phew, lucky the Tories didn't gain any ground from the SNP, that'd be a disaster

Not much of the SNPs movement really shows up on that UK-wide (GB-wide?) graph due to the SNP just standing in a tenth of the seats, but the Ashcroft poll (big pdf here) has, of the GE2015 SNP voters, 80% staying with SNP, 12% going Labour, 6% Tory and 2% Lib Dem. Haven't seen any Scotland-specific crosstabs yet to go into this further but theories I've seen floated in the thread so far for this not explaining the full SNP -> Tory shift is a) '15 SNP voters being less motivated to vote in the first place because of a pretty dull SNP campaign, leading to less votes overall and b) Labour voters switching to the Conservatives at the same time (likely those very concerned with stopping indyref2), making the SNP -> Lab and Lab -> Tory look like a simple SNP -> Tory in the overall figures.

Gort
Aug 18, 2003

Good day what ho cup of tea
DUP chief negotiator for new tory government revealed

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Mainly that lynton Crosby didn't get the blame

Bardeh
Dec 2, 2004

Fun Shoe
Is she stubbornly clinging on because she's just that bloody-minded, or is it more a case that her resigning now would make a bad situation apocalyptic so she's just sort of going through the motions? It feels weird to see her doing a cabinet reshuffle when Tory MPs are on TV openly saying she needs to step down and that the backbenchers will basically force her to if she doesn't convince them in this meeting tomorrow.

Miftan
Mar 31, 2012

Terry knows what he can do with his bloody chocolate orange...

Can someone explain what Corbs said on Marr? He said they'd amend the Queen's Speech to include key bits of their manifesto, but if the amendment passes the tories still form the government, correct? So it's basically a political play to make the tories and whoever votes for the Queen's Speech to vote down their popular policies?

Bobstar
Feb 8, 2006

KartooshFace, you are not responding efficiently!

Kreez posted:

Voting registration question that I'd be grateful if anyone could answer. Asking for "a friend" of course.

It seems pretty clear that to register to vote as an overseas voter, you have to have been registered to vote at any point in the past 15 years.

Does anyone know how long and under what circumstances a British citizen must be in the UK in order to register to vote? For Commonwealth citizens if you have leave to remain, you can register to vote, it's pretty clear. No such black and white details for British citizens.

Could a British citizen (who has never lived in the UK) thus register to vote while on a business trip or holiday in the UK, and then be eligible to vote for the next 15 years?

I'm not sure on this, but I think the key word is "resident" (to register to vote in the normal way in the UK). But as residence in the UK seems to be an informal affair involving gas bills I feel like one could get away with things in a way that may or may not be against the spirit of the rules and/or fraud.

Skinty McEdger
Mar 9, 2008

I have NEVER received the respect I deserve as the leader and founder of The Masterflock, the internet's largest and oldest Christopher Masterpiece fan group in all of history, and I DEMAND that changes. From now on, you will respect Skinty McEdger!

The Mail reported that she wanted to resign but was told in no uncertain terms by the senior Tories she was going nowhere. They're having a tough enough time trying to get through a Queens speech as it is, with a leadership battle going on it would be even worse. Realistically the reshuffle today was an attempt to appear to be doing anything but in truth she doesn't have the capital to alienate anyone. The only thing she achieved was getting Green in, who is a long term ally, but looking at the rest of the cabinet it's filled with people who want her job or who are already tarnished by association.

And that's one of the big problems for the Tories now. They need to get some new blood in who aren't tarnished, but May doesn't have the capital to be able to do so. All of the moves against her advisors were a frantic attempt to try and shift the blame away from her ministers but all of them have that same scent of failure to them. The only two who perhaps have a better image now than at the start of the election are Hammond, because of all the gossip about May trying to sideline him during the campaign, and Rudd who has a sympathy bump.

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

Miftan posted:

Can someone explain what Corbs said on Marr? He said they'd amend the Queen's Speech to include key bits of their manifesto, but if the amendment passes the tories still form the government, correct? So it's basically a political play to make the tories and whoever votes for the Queen's Speech to vote down their popular policies?

correct me if I'm wrong but the DUP are only far right on social issues and were actually against most of the Tories' economic policy so he might be able to get some decent stuff into the Queen's speech if they vote for it?

Bardeh
Dec 2, 2004

Fun Shoe

Miftan posted:

Can someone explain what Corbs said on Marr? He said they'd amend the Queen's Speech to include key bits of their manifesto, but if the amendment passes the tories still form the government, correct? So it's basically a political play to make the tories and whoever votes for the Queen's Speech to vote down their popular policies?

He's basically saying that's how he would form a minority government - by trying to work across party lines to get at least some of his obviously very popular policies into the speech and hope some Tories support it. I think realistically it would never happen, but the Tories are in such a shambles now, and May so despised by huge swathes of the party, he has nothing to lose by taking that position. It puts more pressure on May to step aside because Labour are there waiting to capitalise on the absolute mess she's made.

a pipe smoking dog
Jan 25, 2010

"haha, dogs can't smoke!"

Miftan posted:

Can someone explain what Corbs said on Marr? He said they'd amend the Queen's Speech to include key bits of their manifesto, but if the amendment passes the tories still form the government, correct? So it's basically a political play to make the tories and whoever votes for the Queen's Speech to vote down their popular policies?

I'm assuming he'll force an amendment on given EU citizens permanent residency in the hopes it shatters the tories and reversing some of the cuts the DUP oppose to force them to split off.

TomViolence
Feb 19, 2013

PLEASE ASK ABOUT MY 80,000 WORD WALLACE AND GROMIT SLASH FICTION. PLEASE.

Baron Corbyn posted:

correct me if I'm wrong but the DUP are only far right on social issues and were actually against most of the Tories' economic policy so he might be able to get some decent stuff into the Queen's speech if they vote for it?

I think it'd be a stretch to expect the DUP to do anything that would benefit Jeremy Corbyn.

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.

Apraxin posted:

Jesus, the only thing in this guy's twitter bio about being an MP is a :smuggo: about how big his majority is, and the last thing he retweeted is this:
https://twitter.com/2tribesgotojaw/status/873938715571363841
How lucky the people the people of Poole are to have him.

Thats my mp and I regularly call him a poo poo

Looke
Aug 2, 2013

Andrea Leadsom is now the leader of the house

Zephro
Nov 23, 2000

I suppose I could part with one and still be feared...
The year is 2018. It has been twelve months since Britain has had a government, since no-one wants to touch the radioactive hot potato that is Brexit. Hundreds of miles away, in an office in Brussels, Michel Barnier sits at a desk, idly drumming his fingers. Outside, a flock of starlings swoops past.

kustomkarkommando
Oct 22, 2012

Miftan posted:

Can someone explain what Corbs said on Marr? He said they'd amend the Queen's Speech to include key bits of their manifesto, but if the amendment passes the tories still form the government, correct? So it's basically a political play to make the tories and whoever votes for the Queen's Speech to vote down their popular policies?

The Opposition always tries to amend the Queens speech, previous convention was that if the speech was amended it would be considered a loss of confidence (usually the opposition would specifically try to amend the speech to say the house had no confidence in the government) - though the Fixed Term Parliament Act has now defined precisely what no confidence means so you'd have to follow the wording outlined in it rather than secure a simple amendment on one issue.

It's a test and if a single amendment passes May will absolutely be expected to resign

Skinty McEdger
Mar 9, 2008

I have NEVER received the respect I deserve as the leader and founder of The Masterflock, the internet's largest and oldest Christopher Masterpiece fan group in all of history, and I DEMAND that changes. From now on, you will respect Skinty McEdger!

Jose posted:

Mainly that lynton Crosby didn't get the blame

The Crosby/Timothy battle behind the scenes is fascinating, because clearly it appears like Crosby has won, but a huge amount of the criticisms of the campaign in the right wing press is of tactics that have Crosby's finger prints all over it. Crosby apparently took control about two weeks out, which you can clearly see with the shift in tone to all IRA all the time, but that was as ineffective as anything else. If Crosby does have more control next election then expect it to be all negative all the time, and as previous campaign directors have pointed out you can't do that without something aspirational to balance it out.

Long term Crosby winning could be bad for the Tories, particularly if they fail to bring in someone with new ideas.

Paperhouse
Dec 31, 2008

I think
your hair
looks much
better
pushed
over to
one side
Spoke to a 20 year old lad at work today who voted Tory. He said of he was 18 he would have voted Labour for the free tuition, but as he's already been at uni 2 years there was no point :stare:

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Bardeh
Dec 2, 2004

Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/BethRigby/status/873960373845721088

What's she going to give him?

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