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What is the best flav... you all know what this question is:
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Labour 907 49.92%
Theresa May Team (Conservative) 48 2.64%
Liberal Democrats 31 1.71%
UKIP 13 0.72%
Plaid Cymru 25 1.38%
Green 22 1.21%
Scottish Socialist Party 12 0.66%
Scottish Conservative Party 1 0.06%
Scottish National Party 59 3.25%
Some Kind of Irish Unionist 4 0.22%
Alliance / Irish Nonsectarian 3 0.17%
Some Kind of Irish Nationalist 36 1.98%
Misc. Far Left Trots 35 1.93%
Misc. Far Right Fash 8 0.44%
Monster Raving Loony 49 2.70%
Space Navies Party 39 2.15%
Independent / Single Issue 2 0.11%
Can't Vote 188 10.35%
Won't Vote 8 0.44%
Spoiled Ballot 15 0.83%
Pissflaps 312 17.17%
Total: 1817 votes
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Praseodymi
Aug 26, 2010

WhiskeyWhiskers posted:

Wouldn't this actually be bad for Labour? It removes 29 seats from any likely 'Progressive Pact' and only 23 from a tory-dup coalition?

Labour lose a (very slightly) greater proportion of their seats than the conservatives as well.

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deletebeepbeepbeep
Nov 12, 2008
Hopefully Lizzy will tell the Tories to get stuffed for making her miss Royal Ascot.

ThomasPaine
Feb 4, 2009

We have no compassion and we ask no compassion from you. When our turn comes, we shall not make excuses for the terror.

ronya posted:

John Major around 1993-1995 - despite being able to comfortably see off individual Tory challengers he could not command the support to purge dissenters from his cabinet, thus perpetuating a cycle of strategic leaks and weekly scandal

which is where May finds herself now - despite the absence of an alternative, where even the papers can't pin down what they want, her premiership is now going to be an endless barrel of headline fodder

things stabilised after he staged his leadership election stunt but by then it was too late to salvage things

I have found it kind of strange how positive the BBC and certain other parts of the MSM have been towards Labour after the election. Everything seems to be focused on May's collapse. It's s hell of a sea change and I'm not certain where it's coming from given the previously widespread ideological opposition. Corbyn's looking more like a PM in waiting every day. If this trend keeps going I think it's probably inevitable he ends up in number 10 within the next few months or years. Is this just a case of people seeing the writing on the wall and trying to build up brownie points?

E: oh wait nevermind

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2017/jun/10/i-was-wrong-about-jeremy-corbyn-still-doubt-him

Pablo Bluth
Sep 7, 2007

I've made a huge mistake.

WhiskeyWhiskers posted:

Wouldn't this actually be bad for Labour? It removes 29 seats from any likely 'Progressive Pact' and only 23 from a tory-dup coalition?
Given SF increase to nine, the working majority would be 296. The CONS' 298 would be a majority.

Cerv
Sep 14, 2004

This is a silly post with little news value.

feedmegin posted:

A million quid isn't much for a house in central London. Don't worry, no fears that our Corbs is some banana republic kleptocrat just yet!

who moved Finsbury park to central London? that's going to gently caress the tube map

WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013


"هذا ليس عادلاً."
"هذا ليس عادلاً على الإطلاق."
"كان هناك وقت الآن."
(السياق الخفي: للقراءة)
So presumably DUP will try to torpedo that poo poo to stop SF getting 9 seats to their 7?

Maugrim
Feb 16, 2011

I eat your face

Um

Surely with SF not taking their seats they DO have a majority in this scenario

E: beaten

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Guavanaut posted:

Corbyn powers up Constitution Hill on his bike, speech in hand, but halfway up is passed by Tim Farron in a Mini Cooper and Arlene Foster on horseback. Nicola Sturgeon enters the fray in a yellow Argyll Turbo. It's neck and neck between Sturgeon and Farron, but Dick Faragely and his dog Nuttley have oiled the track. Disaster. Who will deliver a speech now? Suddenly, a balloon shaped like a giant rubber duck descends from the clouds above the palace.

Hahaha holy poo poo.

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014


That's bad reporting. 298 is a functioning Tory majority unless the Political IRA take up their seats.

E: Where did 14 bastards and a new page come from?

freebooter
Jul 7, 2009

ThomasPaine posted:

I have found it kind of strange how positive the BBC and certain other parts of the MSM have been towards Labour after the election. Everything seems to be focused on May's collapse. It's s hell of a sea change and I'm not certain where it's coming from given the previously widespread ideological opposition. Corbyn's looking more like a PM in waiting every day. If this trend keeps going I think it's probably inevitable he ends up in number 10 within the next few months or years. Is this just a case of people seeing the writing on the wall and trying to build up brownie points?

E: oh wait nevermind

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2017/jun/10/i-was-wrong-about-jeremy-corbyn-still-doubt-him

Never use Nick Cohen as an example of anything but his own snivelling gormlessness

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009


It's Nick Cohen, the only thing he has faith in is his erection over dead Muslims.

hookerbot 5000
Dec 21, 2009

deletebeepbeepbeep posted:

Hopefully Lizzy will tell the Tories to get stuffed for making her miss Royal Ascot.

I wonder if it'll affect people who like the Queen, they're really been screwing her round recently what with making her invite Trump over, then getting her to cancel things to open Parliament then cancelling it a week before.

CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

"..."

ThomasPaine posted:

I have found it kind of strange how positive the BBC and certain other parts of the MSM have been towards Labour after the election. Everything seems to be focused on May's collapse. It's s hell of a sea change and I'm not certain where it's coming from given the previously widespread ideological opposition. Corbyn's looking more like a PM in waiting every day. If this trend keeps going I think it's probably inevitable he ends up in number 10 within the next few months or years. Is this just a case of people seeing the writing on the wall and trying to build up brownie points?

E: oh wait nevermind

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2017/jun/10/i-was-wrong-about-jeremy-corbyn-still-doubt-him

Because political commentators have to consider viewership moreso than having any kind of principles or, heavens forbid, actually attempting to relay the truth. If they knew this'd happen, their writing would likely express doubt about May during the course of the campaign. But they didn't, so they kept piling on the poo poo on Corbyn and now pretend like they never did or (in the rarer cases, if they dug their pit too deep) need to offer amendments like the one you linked.

Ultimately, tho, they'll write whatever gets them the ratings. It's also why they perpetually drift out of touch until someone kicks them in the arse, like Corbyn just did.

CrazyLoon fucked around with this message at 13:50 on Jun 12, 2017

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

freebooter posted:

I was about to say this is loving stupid, but actually, anything which pushes pople towards realising that parliament is a forum for legislative debate and you don't immediately need a Big Strong Leader as though we're on the Mongol khanates is probably a good thing

That's actually not as stupid as you might think, if you ever go to register a death they give you special paper and a special ink fountain pen to sign it with, because it's designed to last. It goes into an archive and it's good for future archivists to have it in as good quality as possible.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Jedit posted:

That's bad reporting. 298 is a functioning Tory majority unless the Political IRA take up their seats.

E: Where did 14 bastards and a new page come from?

Being fair electoral calculus also vastly overestimates the Tory seats even with the accurate popular votes from the election result, so take their values with a pinch of salt.

Obliterati
Nov 13, 2012

Pain is inevitable.
Suffering is optional.
Thunderdome is forever.

ThomasPaine posted:

I have found it kind of strange how positive the BBC and certain other parts of the MSM have been towards Labour after the election. Everything seems to be focused on May's collapse. It's s hell of a sea change and I'm not certain where it's coming from given the previously widespread ideological opposition. Corbyn's looking more like a PM in waiting every day. If this trend keeps going I think it's probably inevitable he ends up in number 10 within the next few months or years. Is this just a case of people seeing the writing on the wall and trying to build up brownie points?

E: oh wait nevermind

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2017/jun/10/i-was-wrong-about-jeremy-corbyn-still-doubt-him

Specifically for the BBC, ever since Iraq and Gilligan they've known that criticising/insufficiently backing the government = coincidental budget cuts. Now that there's no government, though...

E: when the jam man forms a government expect them to crawl to him

freebooter
Jul 7, 2009

Maybe in 1605 or whatever but in 2017 I'm pretty sure government proceedings are going to be duplicated in enough places they'll never die

ronya
Nov 8, 2010

I'm the normal one.

You hate ridden fucks will regret your words when you eventually grow up.

Peace.

ThomasPaine posted:

I have found it kind of strange how positive the BBC and certain other parts of the MSM have been towards Labour after the election. Everything seems to be focused on May's collapse. It's s hell of a sea change and I'm not certain where it's coming from given the previously widespread ideological opposition. Corbyn's looking more like a PM in waiting every day. If this trend keeps going I think it's probably inevitable he ends up in number 10 within the next few months or years. Is this just a case of people seeing the writing on the wall and trying to build up brownie points?

E: oh wait nevermind

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2017/jun/10/i-was-wrong-about-jeremy-corbyn-still-doubt-him

the media likes a narrative, it's why messaging control works

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

freebooter posted:

Maybe in 1605 or whatever but in 2017 I'm pretty sure government proceedings are going to be duplicated in enough places they'll never die

*shrug*

Record keepers are nothing if not old fashioned.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Just realised we're on the weed page.

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


Up until literally 10 minutes ago I thought Ireland was run by a woman named Edna Kenny.

Noxville
Dec 7, 2003

Jedit posted:

That's bad reporting. 298 is a functioning Tory majority unless the Political IRA take up their seats.

E: Where did 14 bastards and a new page come from?

If the DUP can get the Tories to scrap the planned changes as a condition for support that's a problem though. Not to mention that it's been long expected the proposed changes would be a significant blow to Labour and boon to the Tories which seems not to be the case here.

SpaceCommie
Oct 2, 2008

I'm escaping to the one place that hasn't been corrupted by Capitalism ...

SPACE!



communism bitch posted:

I dunno if it's clear or obvious to everybody, but the reason animal skin parchments survived so long as a writing medium is that they are super loving tough.
Decent (not best) quality archival paper (which the govt is talking about migrating to) stored in melinex, inside acid-free boxes, in climate controlled storage has an estimated shelf life of about 500 years. Meanwhile you can leave a roll of parchment in a ratty, damp cellar (most of them have been stored in exactly this way) for 800 years and they'll survive remarkably well - maybe some mould or brittleness, etc, but they rarely just fall to pieces.

Can we not get this one drawn up on a napkin or something so historians can't tell how embarrassingly bad May's will inevitably be?

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

Tesseraction posted:

Just realised we're on the weed page.

Thats still a thing?

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

CyberPingu posted:

Thats still a thing?

Not really but I'm on a natural high this week.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


nopantsjack posted:

Up until literally 10 minutes ago I thought Ireland was run by a woman named Edna Kenny.

It's about to be ruled by a gay man of.. I think it's Indian descent. The sort of idiot liberals in love with Macron and identity politics uber alles are very excited.

What are the odds that the reduction in MPs gets shelved before too long? Can't be many turkeys willing to vote for Christmas.

forkboy84 fucked around with this message at 14:00 on Jun 12, 2017

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

He is indeed of Indian descent, and sadly is politically about the opposite of Portuguese PM Antonio Costa.

Really letting the team down tbh.

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

forkboy84 posted:

It's about to be ruled by a gay man of.. I think it's Indian descent. The sort of idiot liberals in love with Macron and identity politics uber alles are very excited.
His name's Leo Varadkar.

DeadButDelicious
Oct 11, 2012

Leave me to do my dark bidding on the internet!
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/ng-interactive/2017/jun/12/david-squires-on-theresa-mays-deal-with-the-dup

I know, I know, grauniad, but still got a chuckle out of me.

Ewan
Sep 29, 2008

Ewan is tired of his reputation as a serious Simon. I'm more of a jokester than you people think. My real name isn't even Ewan, that was a joke it's actually MARTIN! LOL fooled you again, it really is Ewan! Look at that monkey with a big nose, Ewan is so random! XD
https://twitter.com/LordAshcroft/status/874252683821109248

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

So he's an rear end man...

Saros
Dec 29, 2009

Its almost like we're a Bureaucracy, in space!

I set sail for the Planet of Lab Requisitions!!

If you guys haven't seen the latest Last Week Tonight you owe it to yourself to go watch it right now.

WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013


"هذا ليس عادلاً."
"هذا ليس عادلاً على الإطلاق."
"كان هناك وقت الآن."
(السياق الخفي: للقراءة)

Actually Squires is what FDotM would be if it were good, and the only redeeming feature of the graun.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Saros posted:

If you guys haven't seen the latest Last Week Tonight you owe it to yourself to go watch it right now.



Comically enough this is why he wasn't on The Last Leg, although he merely alluded to why he was travelling.

Raeg
Jul 7, 2008

The top 1% of ducks have control of 99.9% of the bread.

Saros posted:

If you guys haven't seen the latest Last Week Tonight you owe it to yourself to go watch it right now.



Actually flew him into New York for that.

Irony Be My Shield
Jul 29, 2012

So the boundary changes are pretty dead unless the DUP is happy to hand some of their seats to SF and a bunch of Tory MPs can be convinced to vote to destroy their own seats?

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

https://twitter.com/jonsnowC4/status/874206915215097858

Raeg
Jul 7, 2008

The top 1% of ducks have control of 99.9% of the bread.

This is going well.

biglads
Feb 21, 2007

I could've gone to Blatherwycke



VAT relief on penny whistles and lambeg drums.

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waffle
May 12, 2001
HEH
lol now idiots who slavishly believed their own "Feel On The Ground" heuristics for election prediction are now slavishly buying into the YouGov seat prediction model

https://twitter.com/Samfr/status/874203202031415296

the UK political pundit class seems especially clueless

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