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What is the best flav... you all know what this question is:
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Labour 907 49.92%
Theresa May Team (Conservative) 48 2.64%
Liberal Democrats 31 1.71%
UKIP 13 0.72%
Plaid Cymru 25 1.38%
Green 22 1.21%
Scottish Socialist Party 12 0.66%
Scottish Conservative Party 1 0.06%
Scottish National Party 59 3.25%
Some Kind of Irish Unionist 4 0.22%
Alliance / Irish Nonsectarian 3 0.17%
Some Kind of Irish Nationalist 36 1.98%
Misc. Far Left Trots 35 1.93%
Misc. Far Right Fash 8 0.44%
Monster Raving Loony 49 2.70%
Space Navies Party 39 2.15%
Independent / Single Issue 2 0.11%
Can't Vote 188 10.35%
Won't Vote 8 0.44%
Spoiled Ballot 15 0.83%
Pissflaps 312 17.17%
Total: 1817 votes
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Raeg
Jul 7, 2008

The top 1% of ducks have control of 99.9% of the bread.
Watch May start a civil war.

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Cerv
Sep 14, 2004

This is a silly post with little news value.

Irony Be My Shield posted:

So the boundary changes are pretty dead unless the DUP is happy to hand some of their seats to SF and a bunch of Tory MPs can be convinced to vote to destroy their own seats?

totally dead
they were opposed by the conservative back bench under the coalition, and Cameron only managed to revive the idea in his second term with the promise that the imminent labour wipeout would compensate for the overall seat count reduction.

kustomkarkommando
Oct 22, 2012

Re: Boundary Review - the DUPs 2015 demands included "an agreed guaranteed minimum level of representation of Northern Ireland in the house of commons" so realistically rather than demanding the whole review process be thrown out (which the Tories will probably reject) they will probably look for a statutory amendment to either protect seats or set a minimum seat number at 18 to water down potential changes in their favour - NI has a separate boundary commission after all and it does get to use specific formulations in calculating seats that would give them wiggle room for a v. specific amendment in their favour

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


https://twitter.com/DavidCoburnUKip/status/874213251797704704

Exciting times

Raeg
Jul 7, 2008

The top 1% of ducks have control of 99.9% of the bread.

Oh god, yes please

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


biglads posted:

VAT relief on penny whistles and lambeg drums.

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012

Raeg posted:

Oh god, yes please

Remind me, what flavour of lunatic is he?

Flatscan
Mar 27, 2001

Outlaw Journalist



He looks like Baron Harkonnen.

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


A Black Mark For Retarded Posting
Why don't they just whack the queens speech on an iPad for her and we can all get rolling? This bloody country I swear

WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013


"هذا ليس عادلاً."
"هذا ليس عادلاً على الإطلاق."
"كان هناك وقت الآن."
(السياق الخفي: للقراءة)

kustomkarkommando posted:

Re: Boundary Review - the DUPs 2015 demands included "an agreed guaranteed minimum level of representation of Northern Ireland in the house of commons" so realistically rather than demanding the whole review process be thrown out (which the Tories will probably reject) they will probably look for a statutory amendment to either protect seats or set a minimum seat number at 18 to water down potential changes in their favour - NI has a separate boundary commission after all and it does get to use specific formulations in calculating seats that would give them wiggle room for a v. specific amendment in their favour

Is that 'agreed minimum level of representation' euphemistic at all, or is it just saying there can't be fewer than an agreed number of electorates?

DeadButDelicious
Oct 11, 2012

Leave me to do my dark bidding on the internet!
For some reason Farage always reminded me of Toad of Toad Hall, but this guy Coburn might edge him out. Either that or the villain from Biker Mice From Mars.

coffeetable
Feb 5, 2006

TELL ME AGAIN HOW GREAT BRITAIN WOULD BE IF IT WAS RULED BY THE MERCILESS JACKBOOT OF PRINCE CHARLES

YES I DO TALK TO PLANTS ACTUALLY
the boundary changes aren't going to go through this parliament. lab/libs/snp aren't going to vote for them because they increase the tory's advantage (however marginally), and whichever tory MPs are projected to lose their seats are obviously not going to vote for it.

coffeetable
Feb 5, 2006

TELL ME AGAIN HOW GREAT BRITAIN WOULD BE IF IT WAS RULED BY THE MERCILESS JACKBOOT OF PRINCE CHARLES

YES I DO TALK TO PLANTS ACTUALLY
like, of all the fights the gov has it's pick of this parliament, the boundary review is the dumbest

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

lol
https://twitter.com/SamCoatesTimes/status/874261395252158464

Kokoro Wish
Jul 23, 2007

Post? What post? Oh wow.
I had nothing to do with THAT.

Saros posted:

If you guys haven't seen the latest Last Week Tonight you owe it to yourself to go watch it right now.



That would mean having to put up with that insufferable prick, John Oliver, though.

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


A Black Mark For Retarded Posting
Are UKIP done? I reckon they're probably done. They'll take huge, fatal losses at the next local elections and then we'll hear in three years that nobody bothered to renew their party registration or something.

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


A Black Mark For Retarded Posting

Kokoro Wish posted:

That would mean having to put up with that insufferable prick, John Oliver, though.
Go on let's hear it, why is he History's Greatest Monster?

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

https://twitter.com/OwenJones84/status/874216379200753664

So I wonder if this will be doing the rounds outside of left twitter...

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Hoops posted:

Are UKIP done? I reckon they're probably done. They'll take huge, fatal losses at the next local elections and then we'll hear in three years that nobody bothered to renew their party registration or something.

hopefully the press ignore them forever now

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

Tesseraction posted:

https://twitter.com/OwenJones84/status/874216379200753664

So I wonder if this will be doing the rounds outside of left twitter...

:stare:

Firos
Apr 30, 2007

Staying abreast of the latest developments in jam communism



Tesseraction posted:

https://twitter.com/OwenJones84/status/874216379200753664

So I wonder if this will be doing the rounds outside of left twitter...

Jesus wept.

TACD
Oct 27, 2000

Junior G-man posted:

Every day the UK waits, the stronger the EU hand gets. They're sitting around going "welp, what's for lunch"?

You lot are out in less than two years, and there isn't even a deal on the format of the negotiations, let alone any single issue. The EU will survive a UK crashing out, I'm not so sure about the UK.
To put this another way, we've already used up 10% of the time allowed just getting ready to get started. We'll honestly be lucky if we can even begin the actual negotiations within two years.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


coffeetable posted:

like, of all the fights the gov has it's pick of this parliament, the boundary review is the dumbest

But lets be clear, you'd still not be shocked if they try to push it through, right? Because they are in fact the dumbest.

Hoops posted:

Are UKIP done? I reckon they're probably done. They'll take huge, fatal losses at the next local elections and then we'll hear in three years that nobody bothered to renew their party registration or something.

Well, the press are keen to still give Nigel airtime, even if they won't give it to anyone else in the party. I imagine it'll depend on how Brexit negotiations go. The harder the Brexit the more pointless UKIP become. Though there will always be xenophobic cunts blaming the problems of the country on immigrants instead of focusing on the class based nature of the causes.

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
Sell the tapes to provide a much-needed revenue stream post-Brexit.

ronya
Nov 8, 2010

I'm the normal one.

You hate ridden fucks will regret your words when you eventually grow up.

Peace.

quote:

The Sinn Féin president, Gerry Adams, has pledged to oppose any alliance between the British government and the DUP.

Speaking to reporters in Belfast, he said: “Any deal which undercuts the process here, or the Good Friday and other agreements, is one that has to be opposed by progressives.”

progressives, aye? perhaps.... in a pact???

(nah abstentionism 4eva)

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


A Black Mark For Retarded Posting

forkboy84 posted:

Well, the press are keen to still give Nigel airtime, even if they won't give it to anyone else in the party. I imagine it'll depend on how Brexit negotiations go. The harder the Brexit the more pointless UKIP become. Though there will always be xenophobic cunts blaming the problems of the country on immigrants instead of focusing on the class based nature of the causes.
I think "Nigel Farage the politician" and "UKIP" are sufficiently different public concepts now that he'll go on without them. He'll be the favourite talking head gadfly guy getting interviewed about whatever but won't be standing for any seats. 50/50 he'll be on I'm a Celebrity next year and fall into a Piers Morgan-y, indefineable, "public figure" role.

Edit: he'll dial down on a lot of stuff too so they'll have him back on HIGNFY. Because here's my hot take - Nigel Farage is despicable but is *not* actually a racist.

Hoops fucked around with this message at 15:03 on Jun 12, 2017

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Tesseraction posted:

https://twitter.com/OwenJones84/status/874216379200753664

So I wonder if this will be doing the rounds outside of left twitter...

This is not helping my belief that everything theresa may has done in politics is fuelled entirely by her sexual perversities.

MrBadidea
Apr 1, 2009

Seaside Loafer posted:

No they seem to get the emails but it can take a long time to answer. I don't bombard MP's with emails, ive sent like 4 over the past 5 years and they all got answered eventually. Caroline Lucas was the best for responses, 2 of them, seemed like an actual thoughtful helpful personal responses (posted in one of the old threads here somewhere if you can be arsed searching for it, approx 2 years ago). Worst one was some Tory in Essex who told me to gently caress off basically though to be fair I think I was pretty rude myself.

I bumped into mine in the pub one weekday night. Drunken pub politik chat is much more interesting when your MP is tanked and actually A Cool Guy.

ThomasPaine
Feb 4, 2009

We have no compassion and we ask no compassion from you. When our turn comes, we shall not make excuses for the terror.
Are orange marches even banned? They happen in Glasgow all the bloody time. Or is this specifically a GFA NI thing?

Not Operator
Jan 1, 2009

Not A doctor, THE Doctor!

OwlFancier posted:

This is not helping my belief that everything theresa may has done in politics is fuelled entirely by her sexual perversities.

You mean 'Mummy'.

DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.

Firos posted:

Jesus wept.


don't forget when she blocked investigations into rape and torture of detained migrants because the outcome could negatively affect the commercial interests of those running the camps said rape/torture was happening at

compassionate conservatism

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
I've never seen an Orange march because (thank god) I live in the Home Counties where people are far too civilised and refined for such gauche provincialism.

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE

Hoops posted:

I think "Nigel Farage the politician" and "UKIP" are sufficiently different public concepts now that he'll go on without them. He'll be the favourite talking head gadfly guy getting interviewed about whatever but won't be standing for any seats. 50/50 he'll be on I'm a Celebrity next year and fall into a Piers Morgan-y, indefineable, "public figure" role.

Edit: he'll dial down on a lot of stuff too so they'll have him back on HIGNFY. Because here's my hot take - Nigel Farage is despicable but is *not* actually a racist.

A non-racist who panders to them to push his Randian dreams is arguably worse

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

communism bitch posted:

I've never seen an Orange march because (thank god) I live in the Home Counties where people are far too civilised and refined for such gauche provincialism.

they're just massive tories instead

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

Jose posted:

they're just massive tories instead

Yeah but they at least have the decency to keep their toryism confined to the privacy of their own homes and the voting booth, and don't flaunt it outdoors where children might see it.

Cerv
Sep 14, 2004

This is a silly post with little news value.

ThomasPaine posted:

Are orange marches even banned? They happen in Glasgow all the bloody time. Or is this specifically a GFA NI thing?

it's in NI. the parades commission decides which can go ahead and what restrictions to apply. DUP want the commission abolished

biglads
Feb 21, 2007

I could've gone to Blatherwycke



Demand #24
"No Pope of Rome" to be sung by parliament at the start of every session.

Demand #25
Green benches to be replaced by Red, White and Blue benches.

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
I have seen a bunch of furries having a disco in a park in Southampton once. That was pretty weird but I'm not sure if it was worse than Orangemen.

e: on reflection, since they didn't bottle anybody or burn a catholic in effigy I'm going to say they were substantially preferable to orangemen.

Lord of the Llamas
Jul 9, 2002

EULER'VE TO SEE IT VENN SOMEONE CALLS IT THE WRONG THING AND PROVOKES MY WRATH

Hoops posted:

Are UKIP done? I reckon they're probably done. They'll take huge, fatal losses at the next local elections and then we'll hear in three years that nobody bothered to renew their party registration or something.

They already lost every single seat they were defending at the last local election and only got 1.8% in the GE so yeah they're not doing great.

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ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь

ThomasPaine posted:

Are orange marches even banned? They happen in Glasgow all the bloody time. Or is this specifically a GFA NI thing?

They marched through the sectarian hell that is Harrogate, North Yorkshire when I still lived there. I missed it because I was mopping a basement.

E: Google tells me they were marching because the had just opened a lodge there :(

ContinuityNewTimes fucked around with this message at 15:26 on Jun 12, 2017

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