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What is the best flav... you all know what this question is:
This poll is closed.
Labour 907 49.92%
Theresa May Team (Conservative) 48 2.64%
Liberal Democrats 31 1.71%
UKIP 13 0.72%
Plaid Cymru 25 1.38%
Green 22 1.21%
Scottish Socialist Party 12 0.66%
Scottish Conservative Party 1 0.06%
Scottish National Party 59 3.25%
Some Kind of Irish Unionist 4 0.22%
Alliance / Irish Nonsectarian 3 0.17%
Some Kind of Irish Nationalist 36 1.98%
Misc. Far Left Trots 35 1.93%
Misc. Far Right Fash 8 0.44%
Monster Raving Loony 49 2.70%
Space Navies Party 39 2.15%
Independent / Single Issue 2 0.11%
Can't Vote 188 10.35%
Won't Vote 8 0.44%
Spoiled Ballot 15 0.83%
Pissflaps 312 17.17%
Total: 1817 votes
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TomViolence
Feb 19, 2013

PLEASE ASK ABOUT MY 80,000 WORD WALLACE AND GROMIT SLASH FICTION. PLEASE.

Under jam socialism we will each and every one of us have our own train.

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bawk
Mar 31, 2013

So to be clear:

UK parliament includes marginalized groups from U.K. Parliament members whose goals are

*so far right of the norm that they could threaten the entire government if included in a minority coalition

*so far outside the norm of U.K. government that they will never take their seats from an ideological standpoint

And the entire government is being held hostage because of both of these taking seats and not taking seats, respectively

Because the GB parliament couldn't reach a popular vote majority on their own

Vlex
Aug 4, 2006
I'd rather be a climbing ape than a big titty angel.



Nationalise gang tags imo

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

thecluckmeme posted:

So to be clear:

UK parliament includes marginalized groups from U.K. Parliament members whose goals are

*so far right of the norm that they could threaten the entire government if included in a minority coalition

*so far outside the norm of U.K. government that they will never take their seats from an ideological standpoint

And the entire government is being held hostage because of both of these taking seats and not taking seats, respectively

Because the GB parliament couldn't reach a popular vote majority on their own
Nothing to do with popular votes, it's a seats-based thing, but effectively yes.

Also the other side can't form a government either.

TomViolence
Feb 19, 2013

PLEASE ASK ABOUT MY 80,000 WORD WALLACE AND GROMIT SLASH FICTION. PLEASE.

parliament well hung

bawk
Mar 31, 2013

jBrereton posted:

Nothing to do with popular votes, it's a seats-based thing, but effectively yes.

Also the other side can't form a government either.

Basically what i was getting at, just from a seats-based break between the DUP and SF

Second question: :psyduck:

Like I know the actual answer, but such a simple breaking of the system through minority party backing is so foreign to me

Mulva
Sep 13, 2011
It's about time for my once per decade ban for being a consistently terrible poster.

TomViolence posted:

Due to the volume of gang tag requests I think we need to start a new policy of blood in, blood out.

Are you asking me to kill Boris for a gang tag?

Because I'll loving do it.

PST
Jul 5, 2012

If only Milliband had eaten a vegan sausage roll instead of a bacon sandwich, we wouldn't be in this mess.

That somehow looks less weird than the original.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

thecluckmeme posted:

Basically what i was getting at, just from a seats-based break between the DUP and SF

Second question: :psyduck:

Like I know the actual answer, but such a simple breaking of the system through minority party backing is so foreign to me

The UK parliamentary system does not require parties, or majorities. You vote for your local representative and then all the reps get together to form some kind of government (allegedly to advise the queen, once upon a time).

That the system "breaks" when nobody gets a majority is a problem, technically, with the members of parliament because they haven't been able to reach an agreement, not the system itself. What should happen is that they organize to put some sort of government together even if it doesn't involve anyone having the ability to pass legislation on their own terms, you get a minority government which basically means the government has to get the agreement of a majority of the house, across all parties, to pass things. This becomes a problem only when the majority of members are too bloody minded to agree to anything or when both parties are ideologically committed to completely different ways of running the country, as now.

Flatscan
Mar 27, 2001

Outlaw Journalist

Mulva posted:

Are you asking me to kill Boris for a gang tag?

Because I'll loving do it.

Enjoy your visit from Special Branch.

MiddleOne
Feb 17, 2011

thecluckmeme posted:

Basically what i was getting at, just from a seats-based break between the DUP and SF

Second question: :psyduck:

Like I know the actual answer, but such a simple breaking of the system through minority party backing is so foreign to me

The parties have too little control over their MPs for anything else to happen, it's a feature of single-seat constituencies. Within a representative system with party lists a minority government would have been business as usual instead of CRISIS CRISIS PANIC HUNG HUNG HUNG

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

thecluckmeme posted:

Basically what i was getting at, just from a seats-based break between the DUP and SF

Second question: :psyduck:

Like I know the actual answer, but such a simple breaking of the system through minority party backing is so foreign to me
It's good!

The public has told everyone to gently caress off and have another think, even if the government seems not to've got that yet.

Seaside Loafer
Feb 7, 2012

Waiting for a train, I needed a shit. You won't bee-lieve what happened next

Didnt Goves wife write some article on how they dont sleep together or gently caress?

Ahh here it is:

quote:

In a column for the Daily Mail entitled, "Sorry chaps but women love sleep FAR more than sex", the wife of the Conservative MP, with whom she has two children, wrote in favour of the Victorian tradition of separate bedrooms. Referring to sex as "quite impractical", Vine explained how occupying the same bed is often "unsatisfactory for both parties" and compared the marital bed to "a battleground for the duvet".

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/michael-goves-wife-sarah-vine-hails-separate-bedrooms-as-key-to-a-happy-marriage-a6775931.html

e: ( to be fair i find sleeping with a women rather annoying most of the time so she has a point ... and actually thinking about it further what woman would possibly want to gently caress that guy so on reflection im 100% in agreement with her in her situation )

Seaside Loafer fucked around with this message at 10:44 on Jun 13, 2017

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

thecluckmeme posted:

Basically what i was getting at, just from a seats-based break between the DUP and SF

Second question: :psyduck:

Like I know the actual answer, but such a simple breaking of the system through minority party backing is so foreign to me

The election basically turned up a 50/50 split between the Conservatives (317) and the Coalition of Chaos (314), so it made Northern Ireland parties important.

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

If I was married to Michael Gove then I'd want separate bedrooms too.

SpaceCommie
Oct 2, 2008

I'm escaping to the one place that hasn't been corrupted by Capitalism ...

SPACE!



Akehurst continues to be a poo poo.

http://labourlist.org/2017/06/luke-akehurst-corbyn-deserves-credit-now-he-must-banish-the-entryists-and-bring-back-shadow-cabinet-elections/


Akehurst posted:

Jeremy Corbyn performed far better in the glare of campaign scrutiny than anyone expected or his performance between 2015 and 2017 had suggested. If he had been this strong before the election it’s unlikely there would have been serious internal dissent in the party. If he had been this strong in the Brexit referendum, Remain would have won it. Other shadow cabinet members including but not limited to Angela Rayner, Barry Gardiner, Andrew Gwynne and Jon Ashworth also performed well in the campaign.

...

We should continue to be intolerant of any sectarian antics from Momentum that distract or detract from the task of returning Labour to power. We must fight to keep Labour as a broad church democratic socialist party with many traditions within it, but that these do not legitimately include revolutionaries and entryists who are not democratic socialists.

Except maybe his supporters who've been saying this forever ...

Not Operator
Jan 1, 2009

Not A doctor, THE Doctor!
I mean if I married a weird noodleman, I'd probably find sex an enormous chore too.

I bet he fucks like he claps.

Seaside Loafer
Feb 7, 2012

Waiting for a train, I needed a shit. You won't bee-lieve what happened next

See my edit :)

coffeetable
Feb 5, 2006

TELL ME AGAIN HOW GREAT BRITAIN WOULD BE IF IT WAS RULED BY THE MERCILESS JACKBOOT OF PRINCE CHARLES

YES I DO TALK TO PLANTS ACTUALLY
no joke separate beds/bedrooms are fantastic. gives you your own space and vastly improves the quality of your sleep. good idea for any relationship

Seaside Loafer
Feb 7, 2012

Waiting for a train, I needed a shit. You won't bee-lieve what happened next

coffeetable posted:

no joke separate beds/bedrooms are fantastic. gives you your own space and vastly improves the quality of your sleep. good idea for any relationship
Likewise, have the fun and go to your own space.

some plague rats
Jun 5, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

coffeetable posted:

no joke separate beds/bedrooms are fantastic. gives you your own space and vastly improves the quality of your sleep. good idea for any relationship

How the gently caress can you afford to have more than one room for sleeping in

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012


You know it really talks to how little these people interact with actual young people that they thought Corbyn's popularity with young people could be compared to the Milifandom. Like, I've seen people I know had no interest in politics posting stuff on Facebook and tweeting about Corbyn. I wasn't even aware the Milifandom was a thing until after the election and I'm a member of the party (though admittedly, a pretty disillusioned one in early 2015),

Junior G-man
Sep 15, 2004

Wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma


Oh God, I'd almost forgotten that with the return of Gove we get the siren voice of Sarah Vine back.

Cerv
Sep 14, 2004

This is a silly post with little news value.

quote:

A cut in the number of MPs in the House of Commons could be abandoned. Legislation has already been passed to reduce the number of constituencies by 50 to 600. But it must still be voted on by MPs before October 2018. “I can’t imagine that getting through now,” said one senior Conservative.

https://www.ft.com/content/6dd1942a-4f88-11e7-bfb8-997009366969

people asked about this yesterday. mark Oct next year in your calendars now

Zephro
Nov 23, 2000

I suppose I could part with one and still be feared...

TheRat posted:

Has there ever even been a terror attack in a rural area?
Lots, just not any by Muslims, who as we know are the only really terrorists

edit: also mostly in Norn Ireland

Zephro fucked around with this message at 10:56 on Jun 13, 2017

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe

lol, this dude literally has negative self-awareness.

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006

TheRat posted:

Has there ever even been a terror attack in a rural area?

Breivik.

Zephro
Nov 23, 2000

I suppose I could part with one and still be feared...
By the way, did we ever get the results from the election sweepstake?

MiddleOne
Feb 17, 2011


Breivik bombed parliament as part of his excursion.

IceG
Feb 7, 2006

Bigger than Hitler - Better than Christ

Sectarian antics of momentum that actually won votes for labour...those bastards.

I am still confused as to why Sinn Fein won't take up their seats if they are so opposed to the DUP having any power in UK government. Surely that is enough?

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
who wants a stupid chart made messing around at work? Its Labour vote share on the X axis and net ingredient cost for anti depressants the first month of 2017 on the Y axis

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

IceG posted:

Sectarian antics of momentum that actually won votes for labour...those bastards.

I am still confused as to why Sinn Fein won't take up their seats if they are so opposed to the DUP having any power in UK government. Surely that is enough?

Gerry Adams retweeted this article that pretty much sums up their reasoning behind it.

relevant portion:

quote:

Many arguments have been advanced in defence of abstentionism including that the oath or affirmation of allegiance to a foreign monarch and her heirs presents a difficulty and is inimical to one’s republicanism; or that one’s influence is miniscule and dwarfed by the major parties with few from the North able to demonstrate worthwhile achievements commensurate with their attendance.

These arguments, whilst valid, are not at the core of abstentionism. For example, the oath could be completely removed. Or, imagine Britain a republic. It might well be possible for some of the parties which take their seats to point to pieces of legislation that they have influenced or initiated. In the circumstances of a hung parliament it is undeniable that a tail might be able to wag the much bigger dog for a time.

Even if the oath was removed and I was an MP I would still not take my seat.

Even if Britain was a republic I would still not take my seat.

Even if I held the balance of power and could get through bits and pieces of legislation (while flattering myself as to the magnitude of my importance) I would still not take my seat.

For me, it is quite simple.

How can I object to Britain interfering in Irish affairs if I go over and interfere in theirs?

TomViolence
Feb 19, 2013

PLEASE ASK ABOUT MY 80,000 WORD WALLACE AND GROMIT SLASH FICTION. PLEASE.

IceG posted:

Sectarian antics of momentum that actually won votes for labour...those bastards.

I am still confused as to why Sinn Fein won't take up their seats if they are so opposed to the DUP having any power in UK government. Surely that is enough?

Sinn Fein does not recognise British authority over NI as in any way legitimate and abstain because of that and because as republicans they would have to swear loyalty to the queen. They split in 1970 over the issue of abstensionism, it's a big thing for them, bigger than any opportunistic blow they could strike against the tories or DUP.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Crane Fist posted:

How the gently caress can you afford to have more than one room for sleeping in
You can have twin beds separated by a tasteful nightstand.

IceG posted:

I am still confused as to why Sinn Fein won't take up their seats if they are so opposed to the DUP having any power in UK government. Surely that is enough?
They reject the legitimacy of the entire British legislature and looking at it they have a point.

Jose posted:

who wants a stupid chart made messing around at work? Its Labour vote share on the X axis and net ingredient cost for anti depressants the first month of 2017 on the Y axis


Draw a line through it and say something superficially profound and you too can be a Medium columnist.

Mugsbaloney
Jul 11, 2012

We prefer your extinction to the loss of our job

Hey cool how did you make that?

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Mugsbaloney posted:

Hey cool how did you make that?

a coworker made it in R using a britain elects google spreadsheet that had voting information for constituencies on and some work using the NHS gp prescribing data I did a while back

coffeetable
Feb 5, 2006

TELL ME AGAIN HOW GREAT BRITAIN WOULD BE IF IT WAS RULED BY THE MERCILESS JACKBOOT OF PRINCE CHARLES

YES I DO TALK TO PLANTS ACTUALLY

Jose posted:

who wants a stupid chart made messing around at work? Its Labour vote share on the X axis and net ingredient cost for anti depressants the first month of 2017 on the Y axis



quantchat: take the log of the y axis

Barry Foster
Dec 24, 2007

What is going wrong with that one (face is longer than it should be)
I thought it was just me who sleeps much, much better on my own than with a partner. I thought there was something wrong with me, so that's good to hear

TomViolence
Feb 19, 2013

PLEASE ASK ABOUT MY 80,000 WORD WALLACE AND GROMIT SLASH FICTION. PLEASE.

https://twitter.com/PeterStefanovi2/status/874566202181505028

Gove jamming the treads of May's leopardskin tank before it can even get into labour's driveway, never mind onto the lawn.

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Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.

ISeeCuckedPeople posted:

Man your political aparatus is quaint and cute compared to the us. Considering someone is going out there and doing this level of post-mortem and naming names.

Here our political campaigns have billion dollar budgets, thousands of staff, and life-long career professionals running them.

And look at what all that delivered

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