UKMT General Elextravaganza 2017: Lord Buckethead would have won

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What is the best flav... you all know what this question is: This poll is closed.
Labour	907	49.92%
Theresa May Team (Conservative)	48	2.64%
Liberal Democrats	31	1.71%
UKIP	13	0.72%
Plaid Cymru	25	1.38%
Green	22	1.21%
Scottish Socialist Party	12	0.66%
Scottish Conservative Party	1	0.06%
Scottish National Party	59	3.25%
Some Kind of Irish Unionist	4	0.22%
Alliance / Irish Nonsectarian	3	0.17%
Some Kind of Irish Nationalist	36	1.98%
Misc. Far Left Trots	35	1.93%
Misc. Far Right Fash	8	0.44%
Monster Raving Loony	49	2.70%
Space Navies Party	39	2.15%
Independent / Single Issue	2	0.11%
Can't Vote	188	10.35%
Won't Vote	8	0.44%
Spoiled Ballot	15	0.83%
Pissflaps	312	17.17%
Total:	1817 votes

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happyhippy: Feb 21, 2005; Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup; Pillbug

Pencils R Cool posted:

As with every tragic event, keep away from Facebook if you value your browsing devices' health.

Absolute loving arseholes.

NON-WHITES DID THIS TO THEMSELVES!
HOW DARE THEY INHALE BRITISH SMOKE AND DIE IN BRITISH FIRES!

loving small penised fuckwits.

# ? Jun 16, 2017 21:00

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# ? Jun 5, 2024 22:37

Angepain: Jul 13, 2012; what keeps happening to my clothes

ultrabindu posted:

https://twitter.com/JosephKay76/status/875769832733650945

lol

the hero britain needs

# ? Jun 16, 2017 21:00

communism bitch: Apr 24, 2009

https://twitter.com/LaurieKRichards/status/875793070977150976
lol

# ? Jun 16, 2017 21:03

pumpinglemma: Apr 28, 2009; DD: Fondly regard abomination.

Pochoclo posted:

Lol I'm sorry but that's so drat ridiculous to me, probably because I've been brought up on an education that kinda hypes the constitutional right to protest

Yeah, we had that too, minus the explicit constitutional protection. Then Blair happened. One of many reasons to hate New Labour.

# ? Jun 16, 2017 21:09

Thanks Ants: May 21, 2004; #essereFerrari

communism bitch posted:

lol

# ? Jun 16, 2017 21:13

Communist Thoughts: Jan 7, 2008; Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!

pumpinglemma posted:

Yeah, we had that too, minus the explicit constitutional protection. Then Blair happened. One of many reasons to hate New Labour.

New Labour was oddly (or not) authoritarian. Its like they took the worst part of far-left governments and none of the good stuff.

# ? Jun 16, 2017 21:13

feedmegin: Jul 30, 2008

Mister Adequate posted:

Ahahaha on election night I had to turn off the news for a couple of hours because I was that worked up by exactly this happening. Fair enough Chris.

They weren't first to declare this time, but yeah I went to bed at 11 ish expecting we were still going to be rat hosed by the pollsters :ohdear:

Edit: baby boomer Marxist lefty to New Labour Right authoritian or Tory same is a fairly common thing yeah. gently caress Boomers

feedmegin fucked around with this message at 21:17 on Jun 16, 2017

# ? Jun 16, 2017 21:15

Maw: Feb 18, 2013; Mere minutes after discovering the new technology, it was used to send me a crude ASCII dong.

communism bitch posted:

https://twitter.com/LaurieKRichards/status/875793070977150976
lol

Haha

# ? Jun 16, 2017 21:21

feedmegin: Jul 30, 2008

vodkat posted:

In this case I would certainly agree with you.

Just in my imagination, base on no evidence whatsoever, other than an abiding suspicion of the british deep state I imagine that there are particular times and cases where very specific pressures can be mobilised against editors and jornos to say don't publish that, or perhaps more importantly don't investigate that too much. Which isn't so much a legal d-notice so much as a 'd-on't you loving dare' notice.

It would just be a quiet conversation with the editor down at the Athenaeum or something. Nothing official.

# ? Jun 16, 2017 21:23

Skinty McEdger: Mar 9, 2008; I have NEVER received the respect I deserve as the leader and founder of The Masterflock, the internet's largest and oldest Christopher Masterpiece fan group in all of history, and I DEMAND that changes. From now on, you will respect Skinty McEdger!

Pencils R Cool posted:

As with every tragic event, keep away from Facebook if you value your browsing devices' health.

Absolute loving arseholes.

British death traps for British people clearly.

# ? Jun 16, 2017 21:24

forkboy84: Jun 13, 2012; Corgis love bread. And Puro

Angepain posted:

the hero britain needs

Genuinely. He's consistently excellent & enlightening. A voice that needs to be heard. And bless him for telling those cunts to get to gently caress.

# ? Jun 16, 2017 21:26

ContinuityNewTimes: Dec 30, 2010; Я выдуман напрочь

Have knocked over a bin. gently caress the system. It's a bin in my own home but it's still legitimate protest.

# ? Jun 16, 2017 21:27

OwlFancier: Aug 22, 2013

I feel like if you knock over a bin it should be a bougie bin.

# ? Jun 16, 2017 21:28

Thanks Ants: May 21, 2004; #essereFerrari

Akala is cool and good

# ? Jun 16, 2017 21:29

ShaneMacGowansTeeth: May 22, 2007; I think this is it... I think this is how it ends

is this old news? I don't think reposting is bad in this case

https://twitter.com/EL4JC/status/875734091337015297

# ? Jun 16, 2017 21:35

hakimashou: Jul 15, 2002; Upset Trowel

LemonyTang posted:

https://twitter.com/labourlewis/status/875763438491971585

Clive CANNOT be stopped. He's on the booze tonight. Who can blame him? It's past five. Love it.

I hope that guy is PM some day. Hearing his name I imagined him as a fat white dude for some reason, but he's awesome.

# ? Jun 16, 2017 21:35

OwlFancier: Aug 22, 2013

hakimashou posted:

I hope that guy is PM some day. Hearing his name I imagined him as a fat white dude for some reason, but he's awesome.

You may be confusing him with clive anderson.

# ? Jun 16, 2017 21:36

Guavanaut: Nov 27, 2009; Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998; Toilet Rascal

nopantsjack posted:

New Labour was oddly (or not) authoritarian. Its like they took the worst part of far-left governments and none of the good stuff.

Yeah, it was worrying and completely uncalled for and put a lot of people off being able to vote Labour. When you have Cameron triangulating that he'll hug a hoodie and that the loving Tories would be more empathetic on civil liberties (lol internets ban) then you've hosed up as a party.

Tough on crime, tough on the causes of crime (which are yoof and foreigns having too many freedoms).

# ? Jun 16, 2017 21:37

jBrereton: May 30, 2013; Grimey Drawer

I tipped out my small kitchen compost bin into my outside compost bin. #resist

# ? Jun 16, 2017 21:37

Ms Adequate: Oct 30, 2011; Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling

OwlFancier posted:

I feel like if you knock over a bin it should be a bougie bin.

Who says it weren't? Could be a rightist entryist poster. :tinfoil:

My man Akala is a good lad

ShaneMacGowansTeeth posted:

is this old news? I don't think reposting is bad in this case

https://twitter.com/EL4JC/status/875734091337015297

This Rich lad's even more solid tho gat dang

# ? Jun 16, 2017 21:37

JFairfax: Oct 23, 2008; by FactsAreUseless

hakimashou posted:

I hope that guy is PM some day. Hearing his name I imagined him as a fat white dude for some reason, but he's awesome.

come on pissflaps now is not the time to have another leadership contest

# ? Jun 16, 2017 21:37

OwlFancier: Aug 22, 2013

Guavanaut posted:

Yeah, it was worrying and completely uncalled for and put a lot of people off being able to vote Labour. When you have Cameron triangulating that he'll hug a hoodie and that the loving Tories would be more empathetic on civil liberties (lol internets ban) then you've hosed up as a party.

Tough on crime, tough on the causes of crime (which are yoof and foreigns having too many freedoms).

I still feel like the Judge Death approach is the most logical extension of that slogan.

# ? Jun 16, 2017 21:38

JFairfax: Oct 23, 2008; by FactsAreUseless

https://twitter.com/chrisshipitv/status/875809902991732740

lolz

# ? Jun 16, 2017 21:39

Angepain: Jul 13, 2012; what keeps happening to my clothes

JFairfax posted:

lolz

STRTONG AND SATBLE

# ? Jun 16, 2017 21:41

Ms Adequate: Oct 30, 2011; Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling

JFairfax posted:

https://twitter.com/chrisshipitv/status/875809902991732740

lolz

Hahahahahahahahahaha oh fguck

has jezza reopened the hospitals yet i'm dying here

# ? Jun 16, 2017 21:46

Guavanaut: Nov 27, 2009; Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998; Toilet Rascal

OwlFancier posted:

I still feel like the Judge Death approach is the most logical extension of that slogan.

Blair's Catholicism prevented him going down that route. Life is precious and good, but most of the things you can do between conception and death are terrible and must be punished.

# ? Jun 16, 2017 21:53

Party Boat: Nov 1, 2007; where did that other dog come from

who is he

OwlFancier posted:

I feel like if you knock over a bin it should be a bougie bin.

Jose get in here

# ? Jun 16, 2017 21:56

ContinuityNewTimes: Dec 30, 2010; Я выдуман напрочь

JFairfax posted:

https://twitter.com/chrisshipitv/status/875809902991732740

lolz

That line of rozzers looks pretty strong and stable.

# ? Jun 16, 2017 21:57

Xaerael: Aug 25, 2010; Marching Powder is objectively the worst poster known. He also needs to learn how a keyboard works.

Yet again, reports of May getting back to her safe space and "crying" about the "situation".

Are we really, in this day and age, going to have to go back to the 15 year old internet response of "Pics or it didn't happen." Because I'm still waiting to see evidence of any sort that she's capable of emotion on any level.

# ? Jun 16, 2017 21:58

spiderbot: Oct 21, 2012

I seem to remember some kind of dirt coming up on Lammy in the past (maybe expenses related?), but from what I've seen of him over the past 5 years he seems like one of the good guys. He ran for mayor a couple of years ago, so I wouldn't be surprised to seem him positioning himself as a leadership candidate in future.

# ? Jun 16, 2017 21:59

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Xaerael posted:

Yet again, reports of May getting back to her safe space and "crying" about the "situation".

Is the situation her approval ratings

# ? Jun 16, 2017 22:00

Tortuga: Aug 27, 2011; Runner-up, TRP Sack Race 2021/22

Marxist-Jezzinist posted:

That line of rozzers looks pretty strong and stable.

I didn't like the way the fat bald man spoke to them so I forgive their wobbliness.

# ? Jun 16, 2017 22:00

Xaerael: Aug 25, 2010; Marching Powder is objectively the worst poster known. He also needs to learn how a keyboard works.

Mu. posted:

Is the situation her approval ratings

My two inner narratives are:

1) She's crying about all the profits her Tory pals are going to have to shell out on their rented out properties.

or

2)

# ? Jun 16, 2017 22:02

feedmegin: Jul 30, 2008

I will say I am loving seeing all the Graun talking heads going full loving Marx at the moment in their opinion pieces. I even think most of them mean it now they've learned hope is not a lie :shobon:

Nice one May, you tried to bury our Party and you actually reunited it.

# ? Jun 16, 2017 22:03

OwlFancier: Aug 22, 2013

Xaerael posted:

Yet again, reports of May getting back to her safe space and "crying" about the "situation".

Are we really, in this day and age, going to have to go back to the 15 year old internet response of "Pics or it didn't happen." Because I'm still waiting to see evidence of any sort that she's capable of emotion on any level.

I mean I would probably cry if I was in May's situation too tbh.

# ? Jun 16, 2017 22:03

Kurtofan: Feb 16, 2011; hon hon hon

OwlFancier posted:

I mean I would probably cry if I was in May's situation too tbh.

her whole world is tumbling down, i'd be surprised if she didnt cry

# ? Jun 16, 2017 22:04

jabby: Oct 27, 2010

Papers not really getting any better for the government.

https://twitter.com/AllieHBNews/status/875820655211577344
https://twitter.com/thetimes/status/875815003215065090
https://twitter.com/AllieHBNews/status/875807573861175297

# ? Jun 16, 2017 22:05

OwlFancier: Aug 22, 2013

Not sure I approve of brenda putting on the surgical gloves before touching the paups tbh.

# ? Jun 16, 2017 22:07

LGD: Sep 25, 2004

Xaerael posted:

Yet again, reports of May getting back to her safe space and "crying" about the "situation".

Are we really, in this day and age, going to have to go back to the 15 year old internet response of "Pics or it didn't happen." Because I'm still waiting to see evidence of any sort that she's capable of emotion on any level.

I mean...

# ? Jun 16, 2017 22:08

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# ? Jun 5, 2024 22:37

Angepain: Jul 13, 2012; what keeps happening to my clothes

jabby posted:

Papers not really getting any better for the government.

Oh good, I'm sure the right-wing media can't possibly spin this in her favo-
https://twitter.com/AllieHBNews/status/875818470939779073
-oh. Not sure if this Daily Mail headline is pro- or anti-, also
https://twitter.com/AllieHBNews/status/875816214710366210

Angepain fucked around with this message at 22:10 on Jun 16, 2017

# ? Jun 16, 2017 22:08

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