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Spatulater bro!
Aug 19, 2003

Punch! Punch! Punch!

zenintrude posted:

Please don't log stand up specials on LB... you are a terrible person if you do.

Why?

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testtubebaby
Apr 7, 2008

Where we're going,
we won't need eyes to see.



They aren't movies. HTH

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
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K. Waste posted:

It leads to situations where you can log Deep Throat 2 and Deep Throat in Tokyo, but not Deep Throat. It's fuckin' stupid, just let people add porn, who gives a gently caress?

Same as regular media - advertisers. I've had a few messages from google telling me I need to edit content on a forum because the banner ad people complained their ads were showing on the same screen as something they found offensive.

I agree though, it's pretty dumb.

Spatulater bro!
Aug 19, 2003

Punch! Punch! Punch!

zenintrude posted:

They aren't movies. HTH

It's a camera filming a subject at feature length. Close enough for me.

testtubebaby
Apr 7, 2008

Where we're going,
we won't need eyes to see.


Spatulater bro! posted:

It's a camera filming a subject at feature length. Close enough for me.

Really excited to see hour+ Best of the Worst videos come up in my LB feed

Raxivace
Sep 9, 2014

zenintrude posted:

Really excited to see hour+ Best of the Worst videos come up in my LB feed
I mean it's not like essay films aren't already a thing that exists.

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

K. Waste posted:

I actually ended up adding the two oldest surviving porn films to TMDB just so I could log them on Letterboxd, but then the fucktards at TMDB went ahead and specified that it was an 'adult movie,' so it no longer shows up on Letterboxd.

There's this weird situation where a lot of films on TMDB are clearly registered as adult movies, so they don't show up on Letterboxd - but some just aren't, and the admins apparently don't look into them very carefully, so they show up just fine. It leads to situations where you can log Deep Throat 2 and Deep Throat in Tokyo, but not Deep Throat. It's fuckin' stupid, just let people add porn, who gives a gently caress?

also it could open the website up to a whole new world of hilarity: people who review porn. Like, actually review it, not just 'good stuff i came'

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747

DC Murderverse posted:

also it could open the website up to a whole new world of hilarity: people who review porn. Like, actually review it, not just 'good stuff i came'

This exists, it's what the AVN Awards are all about

e: there's also this (link is SFW)

WeedlordGoku69 fucked around with this message at 03:00 on Jun 17, 2017

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice
And there was this series.

Hat Thoughts
Jul 27, 2012

DC Murderverse posted:

also it could open the website up to a whole new world of hilarity: people who review porn. Like, actually review it, not just 'good stuff i came'

Any opportunity to post this link, I'll post it
http://www.imdb.com/user/ur1287548/comments

e: lmao I hadn't seen this new one

quote:


Richard Mailer's "Classical Romance" is Porno Chic, shot on the film at the end of the theatrical era and all the better for it. It has exactly the same theme as the horribly overrated clunker "La La Land", but was far more entertaining for me.

That's because "La La", touted by sycophantic critics as "for people who love movies" was phony as a 3 dollar bill. I sat through at least a thousand movie musicals, mostly in theaters (revival houses) and appreciated the artistry of the form when directed by the likes of Busby Berkeley, Mark Sandrich, Minnelli and Donen, but that latest pastiche from the "jazz for dummies" creep who made "Whiplash" (in whose universe the giants of jazz are white guys) severely bungled the durable theme pitting selling out vs. sticking true to one's artistic goals.

Yet a lifelong pornographer, Mailer, handled that theme of a pianist sticking to his guns with aplomb, and no hokey John Legend character to tempt him to commercialism. That alone is quite a feat, given that commercialism is God in the Adult Cinema world.

Paul Thomas, soon to become perhaps Adult's finest director of all, is well-cast as the classically trained pianist stuck playing organ music of the Roller Rink style (no Jimmy McGriff or Jimmy Smith he) at an outdoor bar, while studying for a possible audition to get into a top conservatory. He lacks self-confidence, and when the invitation to try out comes his way, he's too chicken to take the opportunity.

Instead, his beautiful girlfriend Desiree Lane submits her pipe dream of their becoming big stars with a record contract by bringing their rock band to play at a new club. She is later forced to face reality, as when she meets with the sleazeball owner of that new enterprise he demands sex with her in return for a booking.

But by that time PT is tired of Desiree (the least convincing aspect of the production, as Lane fans can attest to) and has pledged his troth to married lady Jacqueline Lorians. Plenty of soap operatics flow under the bridge en route to a happy ending, with Herschel Savage rather one-note this outing as Jacky's workaholic, unfaithful and mean hubby.

This is quality Couples Romance, low impact but clearly designed to appeal to the fairer sex out there in a porn consumer universe always dominated by men (to whom product is clearly aimed). No feminist streak here, as the Lane character does not get her point-of-view in edgewise. But it still is far more truthful and clearly more erotic than the Ryan/Emma clunker that had fans of pastiche so mesmerized last year.

Hat Thoughts fucked around with this message at 05:43 on Jun 17, 2017

try the new taco place
Jan 4, 2004

hey mister... can u play drums while I sing and play plastic guitar???
If a standup thing is on Netflix or HBO without commercials and it's not ever called season or episode 1, it's a film, sorry

TrixRabbi
Aug 20, 2010

Time for a little robot chauvinism!

zenintrude posted:

Please don't log stand up specials on LB... you are a terrible person if you do.

Given that they're audio-visual productions made with cameras and presented in a feature-length format, I'll do whatever the hell I drat well please.

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

They have MST3K episodes on there, too. "I'll allow it."

try the new taco place
Jan 4, 2004

hey mister... can u play drums while I sing and play plastic guitar???

Egbert Souse posted:

They have MST3K episodes on there, too. "I'll allow it."

Those, even on Netflix, have specially designed exact commercial breaks based on television conventions.

K. Waste
Feb 27, 2014

MORAL:
To the vector belong the spoils.

try the new taco place posted:

Those, even on Netflix, have specially designed exact commercial breaks based on television conventions.

So does Wes Craven's Invitation to Hell

MST3K eps are at the very least a kind of para cinema, functioning as both cinematic and televisual/video works. The problem with Letterboxd/TMDB is that there's a clearly arbitrary construction of cinema, so you get situations where, if you accurately added that a movie was technically shot/released on video, you wouldn't be able to log it.

edit:

I'm too indecisive to pick four favorite movies, so I just pick my favorite and then cycle through the three most recent films I saw (not released in the last two years) that gave me a 'drat that poo poo was dope' reaction:

K. Waste fucked around with this message at 16:26 on Jun 18, 2017

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

edit: double post because i'm a dummy

DC Murderverse fucked around with this message at 07:24 on Jun 19, 2017

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"


oh man, I'm super jealous that you watched that Manson doc/movie/thing. Where did you find it? I went looking once and I found the filmmakers' website but never found the actual movie. It looks like the site is down right now, but here's just a taste of the crazypants:

my old banned account posted:

This movie has footage of the Family at the Spahn Ranch (where they were living when the murders took place), interviews with them, music from them and their associates, and is generally really weird to the point where when Squeaky Frohm tried to shoot Gerald Ford they temporarily banned it from being shown to not influence potential jurors. It was nominated for a Best Documentary Oscar the year it came out, but the directors of the film never went to make anything else.

Probably because said director, Bob Hendrickson, was loving crazy-pants.

quote:

I guess you could say that for some time I led a double life. In public I was just another kid out of high school, not old enough to buy a beer, but in the early 1960's I was also a member of Area 51's technical team. For most involved, the "Article" seemed to be an advanced replacement for the U2 spy plane, but it didn't take me long to realize that a supersonic delivery system was being developed. But to deliver what? Because "the need to know" governed everything that was said, heard and witnessed, I relied upon my own reasoning for many answers. Like when President Carter cancelled the "stealth bomber" project, I was sure that a system for delivering nuclear devices was already flying in the skies above the earth.

So what does all that have to do with the Charles Manson Family and the Crime of the 20th Century and, more importantly, my new book "Death to Pigs"? Like so many things emerging after World War II “the area,” as we called it then, would cause the birth of a bizarre belief amongst many that alien beings were somehow connected to such a top secret program. Of course, looking back now, all that secrecy was bound to create at least some imaginary tales, but alien spaceships? So what caused such a belief? Or better yet, what causes any story concerning an unordinary incident to become the law of the case. Like the intrigue surrounding Area 51, it is usually what is not said, combined with what is first imagined, that eventually makes for the “truth” in the minds of the public. Thus, if we venture back in time to discover when, where and how the Prosecution came up with the Helter Skelter motive for the Tate / LaBianca massacres, a whole new perspective on the Crime of the 20th Century may be realized.

In 1963, an “Article” crashed in Utah. The military was quick to reach the scene, keep everyone at a distance, and the news media was told that an airplane went down. Had the top secret “truth” been realized then, the public’s perception of aliens visiting earth would likely have ended up completely different than it became for decades. Likewise, had the Prosecution not dwelled on the words Healter Skelter so much, but instead put more emphasis on the meaning of “Death to Pigs,” written in blood on a living room wall, the “true” story of the so-called Manson murders would have turned out different.

Of course, this can be said about almost any noteworthy historical event. If more emphasis was put on the “grassy knoll” versus the “book depository,” it could have led to the discovery that Oswald was not alone in causing the death of President Kennedy. If the public actually understood just how easy it was for a government agency like the CIA to hide or convolute the truth surrounding any important event, maybe the “truth” could have been more easily realized. If the public knew that Kennedy visited Area 51 shortly before he was assassinated, would anyone at least think that other clues may have also been kept secret. Like, what did he see and what was his reaction to what he witnessed? Bare in mind, he could not even discuss his findings with the vice president or any member of Congress. That’s how secret the Area 51 project(s) were and maybe still are.

So, are you the kind of person who thinks and questions outside of the box? Like, how come the Navy Seals (specially trained to extract persons alive) killed Osama Bin Laden, instead of saving him for his valuable “intelligence” information? Have you ever wondered why the U.S. government set aside the sacred Constitution in order to keep Charles Manson from representing himself at trial? Have you ever questioned the Prosecution’s Helter Skelter race war motive for the Sharon Tate massacre? And why did the defense team “rest” without even calling a witness? Have you questioned why President Bush lied about the existence of weapons of mass destruction in Iraq? Did you ever stop to think about why the bank would lend you $400,000 to buy a $300,000 house, especially when you could really only afford a $200,000 one?

Unfortunately, we are all played like strings on a fiddle, most of the time. To best illustrate my point, just look at the recent civil uprising in Egypt. The establishment’s “police” literally beat down the protestors, who only wanted to be free from a corrupt dictator. Then the dictator stepped down and the “people” welcomed the same “police” force that fought against them, to then rule over them. How do you figure that one out?

Because everything is related and relevant, I have prepared a book entitled “Death to Pigs” about my experience of filming the Charles Manson Family, from late 1969 through the summer of 1972. More specifically, the book reads like a textbook, a movie script and a novel. It contains the never before published word for word transcriptions of the interviews and conversations with actual key Manson Family members and significant others involved with the Crime / Trial of the 20th Century.

Maybe, just maybe, this is the book for you, and you are ready to start thinking outside of the box.

I got this off of his website, ExclusiveFilms.com How did it get it's name, you ask? Well, let crazy Bob explain his interweb genius to you.

quote:

The Exclusive Film Network (EFN) is building an actual web of Exclusive Things that intelligent people want most. Right now, most of the above domain names act as "pointers" to The Exclusive Film Network, but one by one each will break off into its own Exclusive Website while remaining interconnected to the central hub.

As some of you already know, computer programs are being written that allow you to drop the .com. In other words after the turn of the century, if you desire to see exclusive photos of a particular news story all you will need to do is enter exclusivephotos under search and you will automatically be connected to http://www.exclusivephotos.com. Likewise, if you wish to read an exclusive story on an important issue, you will need only to type in exclusivestories. ExclusiveWebsites (a directory) is already up and running.

In the near future, the entire internet must become compartmentalized or specialized in order to survive in a highly organized world. As you can see The Exclusive Film Network has chosen to specialize in Exclusive Things that stimulate.

There's an entire website of crazy poo poo here, it's amazing. Apparently ol' Charlie Manson was actually an angel sent to warn us of our coming war with Islam, Vincent Bugliosi's painting Charlie as someone waiting for a "race war" was unfair, and he had a giant cache of Manson Family footage that he was trying to turn into another documentary, a miniseries, a book, really anything to let people know that Charlie Manson was actually not as bad a guy as the media and judicial system would have you think. Unfortunately, this story has a sad ending, because Robert Hendrickson died on October 1, 2016, which means that he will not get to see us repay the Black Muslims for teaching Charlie Manson about the upcoming Race War. Happy Halloween, y'all.

kalel
Jun 19, 2012

Hat Thoughts posted:

Any opportunity to post this link, I'll post it
http://www.imdb.com/user/ur1287548/comments

e: lmao I hadn't seen this new one

Well he's right about Whiplash at least.

K. Waste
Feb 27, 2014

MORAL:
To the vector belong the spoils.

DC Murderverse posted:

oh man, I'm super jealous that you watched that Manson doc/movie/thing. Where did you find it? I went looking once and I found the filmmakers' website but never found the actual movie.

It was YTotD a while back, I can't remember who posted it, but it's dope https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMo5jEnL5Ng

fadam
Apr 23, 2008

Hey all, I'm hoping obsessively logging and reviewing everything I watch will help motivate me into watching more movies. https://letterboxd.com/amalenczak/ is my account, and I followed everyone in the OP.

friendo55
Jun 28, 2008

fadam posted:

Hey all, I'm hoping obsessively logging and reviewing everything I watch will help motivate me into watching more movies. https://letterboxd.com/amalenczak/ is my account, and I followed everyone in the OP.

Followed you back - and yes it will motivate you! At least, it does for me.

K. Waste
Feb 27, 2014

MORAL:
To the vector belong the spoils.
Updated my revolving favorites. YTotD combined with TCM has really been kind as of late.

Irritated Goat
Mar 12, 2005

This post is pathetic.
I followed everyone in the OP.

https://letterboxd.com/irritatedgoat/

I've got some work to do on ratings :sigh: So many movies to redo.

Ingmar terdman
Jul 24, 2006

Oh dang, I had an SA name change and the letterboxd account name in the OP is broken. I'm https://letterboxd.com/IdiotBear/ and having a mini-feed of people checking in movies has led me down some decent paths. I've also noticed that if you put something relatively obscure in your top movies, other people who are listed as "fans" may find you and add you, and you can find weird junk that way.

testtubebaby
Apr 7, 2008

Where we're going,
we won't need eyes to see.


TrixRabbi posted:

Given that they're audio-visual productions made with cameras and presented in a feature-length format, I'll do whatever the hell I

[quote="TrixRabbi" post="473493158"]
Given that they're audio-visual productions made with cameras and presented in a feature-length format, I'll do whatever the hell I drat well please.

No one said you can't do whatever you please... you're just a terrible person :v:

wyoming
Jun 7, 2010

Like a television
tuned to a dead channel.

zenintrude posted:

Please don't log stand up specials on LB... you are a terrible person if you do.

John Leguizamo's Freak is a masterpiece. :colbert:

Also it was directed by Spike Lee.

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

What if it's something like the latest Maria Bamford specials?

badCombina
Jun 6, 2013

You're the DJ of this gig!
I've been a member for a couple of years now and I must aay I'm absolutly in love with it. It's been a perfect way to find new movies through other peoples likes.

Gotta go add some goons :hfive:

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012
Is something going on with Letterboxd’s servers or is random intermittent outages just normal?

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice
Pretty normal. I've had times where I'd hit the gremlins page five times in a day.

testtubebaby
Apr 7, 2008

Where we're going,
we won't need eyes to see.


People keep following me... hope you like bad reviews of terrible movies.

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

I made a list more involved than "here are movies I watched this year"! It's an idea I've thought about a lot, and after watching Ghost in the Shell tonight I finally laid the bones out on the table. I'm still not sure exactly what the primary connecting idea between these five movies is, or if it's just a general exploration of a theme by one actress in particular (which is not something that happens a lot these days).

I waffled back and forth about whether to put one of the Avengers/Black Widow-featuring movies on here, but since the actual exploration of Black Widow's humanity seems to have happened prior to her introduction to us, it didn't really fit (aside from that embarrassing scene in Age of Ultron). But still, now every time ScarJo does a sci-fi movie I'm gonna be looking to see if it's about artificial humanity. I hope she keeps it up.

Ingmar terdman
Jul 24, 2006

I should get into the habit of doing occasional themed top 4's but I'll never stick with it. Anyway

Teenage Fansub
Jan 28, 2006

https://letterboxd.com/actor/jim-belushi-1/

Ingmar terdman
Jul 24, 2006

Awhile back we were playing the game of "find your least-seen movie" and I just noticed I have one watched by "just you!"

https://letterboxd.com/film/stand-up-reagan/

oops!

Cat Machine
Jun 18, 2008

Mine is a pretty good amateur documentary about the release of The Phantom Menace in Australia:

https://letterboxd.com/film/the-phandom-menace/

It's on YouTube if anyone's curious:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HNfAoQbs4w

Power of Pecota
Aug 4, 2007

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!

Ingmar terdman posted:

Awhile back we were playing the game of "find your least-seen movie" and I just noticed I have one watched by "just you!"

https://letterboxd.com/film/stand-up-reagan/

oops!

Mine's Happy Birthday, Gemini! from the "going through the Madeline Kahn filmography" phase I went through in high school.

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



42 people claim to have seen The Day The Clown Cried.

Irritated Goat
Mar 12, 2005

This post is pathetic.
No counting anime stuff, 330 people have claimed to see Doctor Mordrid.

If I count anime, 232 have seen Kizumonogatari 3

Honestly not that bad but both are pretty low on anyone's watch list.

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Lester Shy
May 1, 2002

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!
Discounting shorts, documentaries, and MST3K movies, my least popular film is How Tasty Was My Little Frenchman, a Tupi language black comedy about cannibalism in 16th century Brazil from 1971, with 314 viewers.

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