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Labour 907 49.92%
Theresa May Team (Conservative) 48 2.64%
Liberal Democrats 31 1.71%
UKIP 13 0.72%
Plaid Cymru 25 1.38%
Green 22 1.21%
Scottish Socialist Party 12 0.66%
Scottish Conservative Party 1 0.06%
Scottish National Party 59 3.25%
Some Kind of Irish Unionist 4 0.22%
Alliance / Irish Nonsectarian 3 0.17%
Some Kind of Irish Nationalist 36 1.98%
Misc. Far Left Trots 35 1.93%
Misc. Far Right Fash 8 0.44%
Monster Raving Loony 49 2.70%
Space Navies Party 39 2.15%
Independent / Single Issue 2 0.11%
Can't Vote 188 10.35%
Won't Vote 8 0.44%
Spoiled Ballot 15 0.83%
Pissflaps 312 17.17%
Total: 1817 votes
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Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Mr. Flunchy posted:

Well this is surreal. Am reading through some articles in my news feed and realised Prospect magazine are using a picture of me and my girlfriend to illustrate one of their articles:

https://www.prospectmagazine.co.uk/magazine/now-is-the-time-to-fight-against-a-destructive-brexit

I must admit, I was expecting the "I'm glad she's dead" picture again.

E: 1577 - formation of the Second Union of Brussels.

Jedit fucked around with this message at 16:54 on Jun 20, 2017

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Braggart
Nov 10, 2011

always thank the rock hider

sassassin posted:

I'm not changing work hours that's insane. I'll just sack everyone (I don't like) who lives further away instead because now I "can't afford them".

sassassin posted:

And surely employers could just reimburse employees for the cheapest reasonable method of arrival (renting his nephew's bmx) instead of indulgent rail travel options.

sassassin posted:

I'm going to force insane ride-sharing arrangements with employees having to make 100 mile round trips to pick everyone up before paying for individual rail tickets.

It's in the shareholders' best interests that employees take 3 hours to get to work.

Excellent, if we're going to do this we need to know what kind of tricks could be pulled so we can get ahead of them ;)

I'm aware that this change would incentivise replacing workers who live far from their jobs with ones who live closer. In the long run this is a positive change because less time and fuel would be wasted getting people to work. We should make sure it's not legal to sack someone explicitly because they live far away, and for those who do lose their jobs let's have a robust, generous and dignified welfare system to help them out. Ideally as normal turnover happens there would be a gradual shift towards employees who live locally. Perhaps this change should be phased in over time and with plenty of notice to employers so they can change their hiring policies ahead of implementation.

I'm also in favour of decentralising the country by investing in areas outside of London and encouraging business growth elsewhere so there are actually local jobs. I don't see this as a standalone change but as part of a grand vision for a less poo poo Britain under Corbynocracy. I'm also not wedded to the idea if it does turn out to be dumb :)

I quite fancy employers also having to pay a wage for time spent travelling too and from work to further incentivise making things more efficient. This would make your last idea unworkable, I think. Intentionally extending employees' travel times would increase expenses on wages. And if you're paying someone for the time he spends using his nephew's bmx, he's getting paid to get fit. I'd take it. Actual figures would need to be worked out by people who know their poo poo to incentivise the right behaviour.

And if you really can't make any useful changes to reduce your expenditure on employees' travel, suck it up and deal with it. It's the cost of doing business.

Braggart fucked around with this message at 17:05 on Jun 20, 2017

Jakabite
Jul 31, 2010

spectralent posted:

This is how conversations are meant to be, according to an awful lot of people, though most agree on the "we don't discuss politics" compromise as a result.

Which is one of the most frustrating and ridiculous social 'rules' in existence. If you can't handle having your opinions challenged then just go sit in a pram like the literal actual baby you clearly are.

dispatch_async
Nov 28, 2014

Imagine having the time to have played through 20 generations of one family in The Sims 2. Imagine making the original two members of that family Neil Buchanan and Cat Deeley. Imagine complaining to Maxis there was no technological progression. You've successfully imagined my life
https://twitter.com/christopherhope/status/877183056934842374

lol

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe

Rumda posted:

Why the hell don't we have a guillotine emote?

we did, games got one because of some pseudo french revolution animes game we shat on for a while.
they refused to make breeding guillotines an option so we dogpiled them.



:thermidor: sorry, tag is thermidor

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012

Don't they... uhh... have to vote on that? Isn't that the whole point of getting a confidence and supply deal through?

Flatscan
Mar 27, 2001

Outlaw Journalist

Darth Walrus posted:

Don't they... uhh... have to vote on that? Isn't that the whole point of getting a confidence and supply deal through?

There's a week of debate between the speech and the vote.

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer
Queen's Speech just has to be passed and they can do that without the DUP provided they don't vote it down (unlikely).

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

The Titanic Parliament begins...

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Jakabite posted:

Which is one of the most frustrating and ridiculous social 'rules' in existence. If you can't handle having your opinions challenged then just go sit in a pram like the literal actual baby you clearly are.

A bunch of liberals i'm friends with on Facebook were crying about the fact that the burned out husk of Grenfell tower was being plastered all over the news because it was "upsetting".

Like, yeah, rampant capitalism causing people to burn to death in easily preventable fires is pretty upsetting. The solution is to do something about it, not whine that you don't like to be reminded that society values profit over people's lives.

Braggart
Nov 10, 2011

always thank the rock hider
By the way, when we nationalise the trains I think we should go all-in on making them a pleasure to use. The public at large don't get what a huge positive it would inherently be, and intangible economic benefits are not going to make an impression on most people. Make the trains more reliable and reduce fares, yes, but upgrade them in all sorts of other ways too. Give them better capacity so there's less crowding. Make them quicker if possible. Hell, make them better-looking. Make dealing with British rail vastly better than what people are used to from a privatised service so it's legit impossible to deny that nationalisation was an improvement. Get public support strongly behind it and maybe we'll get to keep our nationalised service long-term. Spend money like you mean it. No half measures.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

MikeCrotch posted:

A bunch of liberals i'm friends with on Facebook were crying about the fact that the burned out husk of Grenfell tower was being plastered all over the news because it was "upsetting".

Like, yeah, rampant capitalism causing people to burn to death in easily preventable fires is pretty upsetting. The solution is to do something about it, not whine that you don't like to be reminded that society values profit over people's lives.

Look can't they go die somewhere else where we don't have to see it? Maybe in a hole like the paups they are.

double nine
Aug 8, 2013



Pictured: the strong and stable government's detractors.

Pesky Splinter
Feb 16, 2011

A worried pug.

Soon it will be his time. Soon...

TheDeadlyShoe
Feb 14, 2014

? ??? ??

Irony Be My Shield
Jul 29, 2012

It seems like the Tories are basically playing chicken with the DUP.

Trin Tragula
Apr 22, 2005

I've got nothing better to do right now. The Best of Bozza:

The Trainchat OP, with potted rundown of how the railways don't work (RIP Big Bob)
Endorsing someone else's opinions about HS2 and suggesting it should instead have been called the WCML Bypass
Bozza gets misty-eyed and patriotic about TPWS: Part 1, Part 2, Part 3
Health and safety and competency cards
A university paper about Great Western electrification
How to avoid getting mugged by Revenue Protection
Why Crossrail signalling is a clusterfuck
The Legendary Level Crossings Post
The freight train driver who drove into his own train

Flatscan
Mar 27, 2001

Outlaw Journalist

Irony Be My Shield posted:

It seems like the Tories are basically playing chicken with the DUP.

Well that did work really well with the EU.

Miftan
Mar 31, 2012

Terry knows what he can do with his bloody chocolate orange...

double nine posted:



Pictured: the strong and stable government's detractors.

Tmay: "So you're saying the Government is invincible? "
EU:" I.. What? No! In fact you're so fragile that-"
Tmay: "STRONG AND STABLE"

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

MikeCrotch posted:

The GiP phantom pooper had the best stories, like making GBS threads into an empty VHS cassette box and putting it back onto the shelf.

Eventually people started to wise up so he had to poo poo into his own shoes to divert attention from himself :patriot:

I'd never phantom poop, but we're an archive so the natural thing seems to be printing out a copy of hello.jpg onto archival quality paper, slipping it in protective melinex, and then tucking it between some of the documents that people hardly ever look at.
Then 500 years from now some cyborg archivist will find it inside a 12th century deed or something.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Tesseraction posted:

The Titanic Parliament begins...
And when the dockworkers looked in a puddle, the reflection of the government number spelled out 'No Pope'.

e: ^^ Oh god please do.

e2: Or a woodcut on vellum.

CptAwesome
Nov 2, 2005

I know there are a few wrestling fans ITT, so I think some people might be a little interested in this: http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/other-sports/wrestling/hes-true-hero-triple-h-10652851

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006

CptAwesome posted:

"At the time of the attack, Guenigault was wearing a t-shirt of his favourite WWE superstar Sami Zayn."

well no loving wonder he ended up in hospital

CptAwesome
Nov 2, 2005

Julio Cruz posted:

well no loving wonder he ended up in hospital

wow wtf

stev
Jan 22, 2013

Please be excited.



CptAwesome posted:

I know there are a few wrestling fans ITT, so I think some people might be a little interested in this: http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/other-sports/wrestling/hes-true-hero-triple-h-10652851

So presumably this was just because he was wearing that shirt, right? I'm guessing he doesn't fly around the planet giving out belts to all the other wounded officers.

CptAwesome
Nov 2, 2005

Steve2911 posted:

So presumably this was just because he was wearing that shirt, right? I'm guessing he doesn't fly around the planet giving out belts to all the other wounded officers.

Probably. Incidentally, Sami Zayn is the only muslim WWE wrestler I can think of at the moment. They don't make a big deal of it, though.

UrbicaMortis
Feb 16, 2012

Hmm, how shall I post today?

Tesseraction posted:

The Titanic Parliament begins...

We should start naming parliaments again, it makes reading about past ones a lot more fun. Although I guess a lot of those names were assigned after the fact by historians.

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006

Because Sami is the jobberest jobber who ever jobbed.

Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

ARRRGH! Get that wallet out!
Everybody: Lowtax in a Pickle!
Pickle! Pickle! Pickle! Pickle!

Dinosaur Gum

UrbicaMortis posted:

We should start naming parliaments again, it makes reading about past ones a lot more fun. Although I guess a lot of those names were assigned after the fact by historians.

The Mayday Parliament.

ukle
Nov 28, 2005
LOL DUP has basically said the Tories are loving it up

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/queens-speech-dup-theresa-may-tories-deal-talks-delay-no-commons-majority-a7799501.html

quote:

The right-wing Northern Ireland party warned the Prime Minister it “can't be taken for granted”, as the long-running negotiations appeared to run into trouble.

DUP sources also took aim at the lack of “negotiating experience” on the Conservative side – a serious criticism, a day after the separate Brexit talks also got underway.

That hints its not so much as a delay, but the whole thing has collapsed bar significant movement from the Tories.

unwantedplatypus
Sep 6, 2012

NLJP posted:

I just watched the panorama on grenfield. There's just no words adequate is there?

gently caress, what a poo poo way to start a morning but I'm glad I watched it, everyone should.

I originally read that as Garfield and became somewhat confused

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

UrbicaMortis posted:

We should start naming parliaments again, it makes reading about past ones a lot more fun. Although I guess a lot of those names were assigned after the fact by historians.
The Pigfucker Parliament
The Mayday Parliament
The Missing Parliament
The Bit Where The Contemporary Records Are Just Swears
Direct Rule From Cardiff

Skinty McEdger
Mar 9, 2008

I have NEVER received the respect I deserve as the leader and founder of The Masterflock, the internet's largest and oldest Christopher Masterpiece fan group in all of history, and I DEMAND that changes. From now on, you will respect Skinty McEdger!

CptAwesome posted:

Probably. Incidentally, Sami Zayn is the only muslim WWE wrestler I can think of at the moment. They don't make a big deal of it, though.

Which is probably a good thing as wrestling has never been particularly good at the whole portraying Muslims thing.

Obligatory

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBluf_YzRg4

stev
Jan 22, 2013

Please be excited.



ukle posted:

That hints its not so much as a delay, but the whole thing has collapsed bar significant movement from the Tories.

Soooo... What happens if they walk?

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

-~Skullwave~-
The DUP are going to replace Davis and negotiate Brexit themselves.

big scary monsters fucked around with this message at 18:17 on Jun 20, 2017

Skinty McEdger
Mar 9, 2008

I have NEVER received the respect I deserve as the leader and founder of The Masterflock, the internet's largest and oldest Christopher Masterpiece fan group in all of history, and I DEMAND that changes. From now on, you will respect Skinty McEdger!

ukle posted:

LOL DUP has basically said the Tories are loving it up

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/queens-speech-dup-theresa-may-tories-deal-talks-delay-no-commons-majority-a7799501.html


That hints its not so much as a delay, but the whole thing has collapsed bar significant movement from the Tories.

There's a rumour doing the rounds that they weren't particularly happy with the announcement of no autumn budget.

CptAwesome
Nov 2, 2005

Julio Cruz posted:

Because Sami is the jobberest jobber who ever jobbed.

You are a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt. Your butt smells, and you like to kiss your own butt.

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006

CptAwesome posted:

You are a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt. Your butt smells, and you like to kiss your own butt.

I wish it wasn't true, but it really is. Look at Bayley, look at Nakamura - the WWE just don't know how to book faces unless it's super invincible Cena/Goldberg style.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Julio Cruz posted:

Because Sami is the jobberest jobber who ever jobbed.

Someone is unfamiliar with Barry Horowitz.

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Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006
On a completely different subject: remember the Finsbury Park van company owner's son tweeted something hateful? (can't find it in this thread but someone posted it)

Well...

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