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Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

magiccarpet posted:

note to self: if you stab a white supremacist enough times they morph into a national socialist

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SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


apparently the police in venezuela are shooting protesters now

meanwhile, western journalistic media absolutely refuses to cover the venezuelan protests

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

are they euthanizing him

Tainen
Jan 23, 2004
:cry:

https://twitter.com/patriothole/status/877262411346173954

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

pissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssss sssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssss

Gravy Boat 2k
Rather than a traditional briefing, should I present my material to trompf in the form of a finger puppet show??? :thunk:

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!
:350:

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


bump_fn posted:

at a rest stop did ossoff lose yet

sure why not

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Bip Roberts posted:

Piss yourself for potus

potus

pisstos

piss tape



:thunk:

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

2DCAT posted:

Rather than a traditional briefing, should I present my material to trompf in the form of a finger puppet show??? :thunk:

short skit where hookers piss on a bed while giving the briefing.

Fidel Castronaut
Dec 25, 2004

Houston, we're Havana problem.

2DCAT posted:

Rather than a traditional briefing, should I present my material to trompf in the form of a finger puppet show??? :thunk:

u should only use sa smileys

magiccarpet
Jan 3, 2005




just tell him how a member of the msm got caught looking at tentacle porn and he'll probably tweet about it

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

FactsAreUseless posted:

It's already happening, and there's nothing you can do to stop it. Triggered?

actually fists have proven to stop it fairly effectively

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

You can't gently caress a man and give blood but there's no problem if you gently caress a horse?!

TotalHell
Feb 22, 2005

Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.


Chokes McGee posted:

potus

pisstos

piss tape



:thunk:

:aaaaa:

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

Louisgod posted:

"why yes, I am mentally ill and hate myself, thank you for asking"

can this be the 2017 SA slogan instead of the Internet makes you stupid?

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

SKULL.GIF posted:

apparently the police in venezuela are shooting protesters now

meanwhile, western journalistic media absolutely refuses to cover the venezuelan protests

can you blame them those horns are annoying af

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

wow
truly touching
:regd09:

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


SKULL.GIF posted:

apparently the police in venezuela are shooting protesters now

meanwhile, western journalistic media absolutely refuses to cover the venezuelan protests

:yeah:

Sexual Lorax
Mar 17, 2004

HERE'S TO FUCKING


Fun Shoe

big ups to you for doing poo poo important enough that potus hears it in person briefing obama sounds awesome

imagining being in your shoes to brief trump though im not so sure

id be torn like respecting the office and thinking about all the great cats who have served in it and then being robbed of having an opportunity like that because i had to talk to a functionally illiterate retard pissbaby with the attention span of a fruit fly

let us know how good condi rice really smells hahahaha

magiccarpet
Jan 3, 2005




Man jailed for dangling baby from window in Algeria

quote:

A court in Algeria has sentenced a man to two years in prison for dangling a baby out of a window in order to attract "likes" on Facebook.
The man posted a picture of himself holding the baby out of a window in a high-rise building with the caption: "1,000 likes or I will drop him."

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Sexual Lorax posted:

let us know how good condi rice really smells hahahaha

oh man, vintage

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

did anyone watch that Adventures of Pete & Pete Marathon that was on the other day.... had segments from the Modern Day Petes.

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

magiccarpet posted:

Man jailed for dangling baby from window in Algeria

mr_irl getting dark

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

2DCAT posted:

Rather than a traditional briefing, should I present my material to trompf in the form of a finger puppet show??? :thunk:

lol it doesn't matter what you talk to him about and lol if you actually give an idea that would benefit anyone but trump.

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

2DCAT posted:

Rather than a traditional briefing, should I present my material to trompf in the form of a finger puppet show??? :thunk:

the FBI is gonna get called on us because somebody will report this as an elaborate code. like that world of Warcraft terrorism scenario

no one will piss on these forums for a thousand years inshallah

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Ruzihm posted:

idk if it's :thejoke: but the KKK didn't do cross burning until AFTER media had portrayed a connection between the KKK and cross burning?

So basically the ok sign is the same thing.

oh poo poo, I didn't know that?
Thanks for pointing it out.

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

bump_fn posted:

are they euthanizing him

to the glue factory w/him

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

magiccarpet posted:

note to self: if you stab a white supremacist enough times they morph into a socialist

Well George Wallace did suddenly realize* that segregation was wrong after being shot, so maybe?

*yes I know this is a staggering oversimplification of his politics and positions shut up

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Nothing better for the inside of a man than horse cum.

Arms_Akimbo
Sep 29, 2006

It's so damn...literal.
Stupid Pence. You can't get into heaven unless your body is intact.

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

magiccarpet posted:

Man jailed for dangling baby from window in Algeria

good

Ruzihm
Aug 11, 2010

Group up and push mid, proletariat!


2DCAT posted:

Rather than a traditional briefing, should I present my material to trompf in the form of a finger puppet show??? :thunk:

If you're bringing a slide show, make the first letter of the body text on each slide spell out "Piss tape is real"

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

Sexual Lorax posted:

big ups to you for doing poo poo important enough that potus hears it in person briefing obama sounds awesome

imagining being in your shoes to brief trump though im not so sure

id be torn like respecting the office and thinking about all the great cats who have served in it and then being robbed of having an opportunity like that because i had to talk to a functionally illiterate retard pissbaby with the attention span of a fruit fly

let us know how good condi rice really smells hahahaha

this but trump. see if he smelled like cheap cologne still

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

So how come there isnt as much pushback on the healthcare bill now

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

We need to collect The Vial of Pence Blood, The Sword of Chang, and 5 of the 7 remaining Jeb Turtles before we can stop the Orb.

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

Zas posted:

to the glue factory w/him

*invests heavily in elmers*

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

pissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssss sssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssss

Gravy Boat 2k

Mr Hootington posted:

lol it doesn't matter what you talk to him about and lol if you actually give an idea that would benefit anyone but trump.

That's basically what everyone is doing these days... re-framing their poo poo into explaining how whatever it is can "make america great again." It's pretty drat embarrassing....because it's not "As president, I need to make a decision because it's good for America", it's "As president, I need to make this decision because it's going to make me look like I'm following through on my campaign 'promises'."

Menstrual Show
Jun 3, 2004

2DCAT posted:

Rather than a traditional briefing, should I present my material to trompf in the form of a finger puppet show??? :thunk:

the absolute last thing you should do is highlight the size of your hands to the POTUS

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Uncle Wemus posted:

So how come there isnt as much pushback on the healthcare bill now

how can you push back against that which does not exist

:thunk:

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Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

magiccarpet posted:

"1,000 likes or I will drop him."

TRUMP!

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