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Grizzled Patriarch
Mar 27, 2014

These dentures won't stop me from tearing out jugulars in Thunderdome.



D1E posted:

I missed the 2DCAT thing, but it made me think a bit.

2DCAT: goons, especially the goons in this thread, are typically slackers, losers, nerds, autistic, druggies, or some combination of the above.

How are you competent enough to brief a President on anything and why are you even here?

if there is one thing this administration is known for, its being qualified and competent

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snoo
Jul 5, 2007




nobody actually knows a goddamn thing I'm sure, but are they still planning on making their new 'healthcare' 'bill' take effect in like 2022 or something?

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


Lastgirl posted:

love the new av, we should do a trancer re-run sometimes

thanks! i agree completely

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Jazerus posted:

it turns out we're the only people on the internet who talk about politics without being completely insufferable

let me stop you right there

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Agean90 posted:

no really give Donald trump a forums account and a link to this thread

"Sir, can I speak to you in private...Sir as President it is only fitting that you post with the best, funniest, coolist and most bigly posters on the cyber, we'd like to invite you to post with us."

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
2dcat will you be wearing a :thunk: and/or megaman pin to see the president

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
buckle up folks
https://twitter.com/sahilkapur/status/877269770361597954

cuntman.net
Mar 1, 2013

Agean90 posted:

give trump a cspam account 2dcat

Grizzled Patriarch
Mar 27, 2014

These dentures won't stop me from tearing out jugulars in Thunderdome.




Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

2DCAT posted:

I can't think of a single gov SA poster who has anything positive to say about D&D

or any SA poster, even.

Ruzihm
Aug 11, 2010

Group up and push mid, proletariat!


2DCAT posted:

You'd be surprised by the number of SA shitposters in government.

it's true

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

the cspam results are in:


Slacker - 30.43 % (7 votes)
Nerd - 26.09 % (6 votes)
Loser - 21.74 % (5 votes)
Druggie - 13.04 % (3 votes)
Autistic - 8.7 % (2 votes)
I actually have to talk to the President of the United States later - 0 % (0 votes)

cuntman.net
Mar 1, 2013

the only way to make america great again is for donald trump to post in this thread

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!

Admiral Ray posted:

i bet kushner reads D&D

kushner is Grouchio

Pook Good Mook
Aug 6, 2013


ENFORCE THE UNITED STATES DRESS CODE AT ALL COSTS!

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2DCAT posted:

:megaman:
so, i actually get to brief our piss baby president in the next couple of days. I'm actually kind of torn because i've only ever had to of done this once, last year, with Obama. That was probably my proudest work moment, to know that the president made an important decision based on your recommendations.
Scenario 1: I am able to confirm that he is retarded. He is smart enough to realize that he is retarded and decides he should listen to me, and then takes credit for all of my work -- makes America safer, but he'll likely be parading my poo poo around like a great victory. gently caress that.
Scenario 2: I am able to confirm that he is retarded. He is so regarded that he doesn't realize that he is retarded and literally finger paints rather than listens to me. He chooses not to listen to me -- America is now in danger, and I am so angry that I call him a retarded piss baby and call pence a horse fucker -- all of which gets me fired. He tweets nonstop about uprooting the deep state.

This is a tough one folks...

:thunk:

.... have you already retained a lawyer?

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



I nominate c-spam to run the state dept and also to write the health bill :orb:

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


D1E posted:

2DCAT: goons, especially the goons in this thread, are typically slackers, losers, nerds, autistic, druggies, or some combination of the above.

and, some, I assume, are good people
/
:smugdon:

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


https://twitter.com/TopherSpiro/status/877250763373907968

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


UFOTofuTacoCat posted:

"Sir, can I speak to you in private...Sir as President it is only fitting that you post with the best, funniest, coolist and most bigly posters on the cyber, we'd like to invite you to post with us."

by 2019 there will h enough forums posters for us to have a cabal in the government, anythings possible

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


kaleedity posted:

I nominate c-spam to run the state dept and also to write the health bill :orb:

all patients with terminal conditions will have the right to at least one session of communion with the orb

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Grizzled Patriarch posted:

if there is one thing this administration is known for, its being qualified and competent

bit of an overrstatement g*osh but my secretary of liquor knows his shite i assure you :hai:

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

they'll fold

cuntman.net
Mar 1, 2013

Nichael posted:

and, some, I assume, are good people
/
:smugdon:

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
what is even the point of the Senate anymore, jesus gently caress
https://twitter.com/StevenTDennis/status/877262205049241601

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



GobiasIndustries posted:

what is even the point of the Senate anymore, jesus gently caress
https://twitter.com/StevenTDennis/status/877262205049241601

TAFT has returned from the dead

Grizzled Patriarch
Mar 27, 2014

These dentures won't stop me from tearing out jugulars in Thunderdome.



Lastgirl posted:

bit of an overrstatement g*osh but my secretary of liquor knows his shite i assure you :hai:

he's probably the most qualified person in the entire federal gov right now, tbh

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


lol if u think tromp doesn't psot here already

stuffed crust punk
Oct 8, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

peter thiel wants the blood of the homophobe so he becomes immune to their trickster ways

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


Admiral Ray posted:

they'll fold

yeah probably just expectations-setting so they can squeak it out 50-50+VP

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

GobiasIndustries posted:

what is even the point of the Senate anymore, jesus gently caress
https://twitter.com/StevenTDennis/status/877262205049241601

they only care about things that will affect them.

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



shut down the government and give it back to the shareholders

Fidel Castronaut
Dec 25, 2004

Houston, we're Havana problem.
I could see portman being a no since it will gently caress ohio greatly and guarantee his unemployment. and the governor isn't going to stand with him on this

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

itll pass, somehow

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

GobiasIndustries posted:

what is even the point of the Senate anymore, jesus gently caress
https://twitter.com/StevenTDennis/status/877262205049241601

The Senate Committee on Pools, Hot Tubs, and Summer Fun

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


GobiasIndustries posted:

what is even the point of the Senate anymore, jesus gently caress
https://twitter.com/StevenTDennis/status/877262205049241601

loving over the 99%

Normie Chomsky
Apr 10, 2008


GobiasIndustries posted:

what is even the point of the Senate anymore, jesus gently caress
https://twitter.com/StevenTDennis/status/877262205049241601

I, too, hope for another Hot Tub Time Machine sequel

Grizzled Patriarch
Mar 27, 2014

These dentures won't stop me from tearing out jugulars in Thunderdome.



A Handed Missus posted:

lol if u think tromp doesn't psot here already



donald trump is boosted

Robert Plant
Jan 6, 2015

2DCAT gonna present to the dumbass President soon and I briefly debated eating Spaghetti-O's with Meatballs for lunch today

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010


if there's one person you can count on in a clutch it's Teddy Cruz

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Reince Penis
Nov 15, 2007

by R. Guyovich

Lmao according to the cops the Armenian dudes were trying to get a parking gate to work when Baked Alaska made some comment and things heated up.

Basically he got stabbed for being an rear end in a top hat but politics had nothing to with it

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