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Labour 907 49.92%
Theresa May Team (Conservative) 48 2.64%
Liberal Democrats 31 1.71%
UKIP 13 0.72%
Plaid Cymru 25 1.38%
Green 22 1.21%
Scottish Socialist Party 12 0.66%
Scottish Conservative Party 1 0.06%
Scottish National Party 59 3.25%
Some Kind of Irish Unionist 4 0.22%
Alliance / Irish Nonsectarian 3 0.17%
Some Kind of Irish Nationalist 36 1.98%
Misc. Far Left Trots 35 1.93%
Misc. Far Right Fash 8 0.44%
Monster Raving Loony 49 2.70%
Space Navies Party 39 2.15%
Independent / Single Issue 2 0.11%
Can't Vote 188 10.35%
Won't Vote 8 0.44%
Spoiled Ballot 15 0.83%
Pissflaps 312 17.17%
Total: 1817 votes
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fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003

NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN :black101:
rip poor ash

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Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

XMNN posted:

listening to today this morning and the police guy (head of counterterrorism?) was wondering where all the officers that have been promised to enquiries and investigations are going to come from as they're overstretched already and "there is no magic police tree"

lol at everyone throwing the magic money tree back in their face

Pesmerga
Aug 1, 2005

So nice to eat you

Hahahahahahahahahahaahahahahaha, that's incredible!

Barry Foster posted:

Yeah, this. I tried it a few years ago and I became stick thin, but it's not much use for anything else, and it's a real bitch. You may also give yourself gallstones.

It should really be an absolute last resort.

I don't think I'm physically capable of going below 100g of carbs a day, I tried it once and the act of thinking seemed a bit too difficult.

Don't Lol me
Sep 6, 2004


Barry Foster posted:

Yeah, this. I tried it a few years ago and I became stick thin, but it's not much use for anything else, and it's a real bitch. You may also give yourself gallstones.

It should really be an absolute last resort.

I'll pile on that sentiment. It is a very limiting diet, and I'm sure the fact that I just couldn't bring myself to eat the same strange combinations half the time helped.
Urgh, chicken breasts with cauliflower or brocolli. Sooooo boring. All the low carb stuff was gimmicky, wrong tasting, and just plain expensive.

Just eat whatever and track everything mercilessly using myfitnesspal or fitbit. You'll be a lot happier.

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

The DPRK posted:

Can anyone explain why the Barclays bosses are in trouble? I understand that they had dealings with Qatar, but why is that bad?

They didn't bribe the right people or made the wrong people upset.

Red Oktober
May 24, 2006

wiggly eyes!



The DPRK posted:

Can anyone explain why the Barclays bosses are in trouble? I understand that they had dealings with Qatar, but why is that bad?

Qatar lent Barclays £12b to avoid a bailout.
Barclays promised £300m to Qatari investors for 'advisory services' for a development in the Gulf. Barclays also loaned the state £3b.

The two accusations are: Was the 300m an inducement to invest in Barclays, which was undisclosed. And was the £3b lent to Qatar then used to buy shares in Barclays.

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

The DPRK posted:

Can anyone explain why the Barclays bosses are in trouble?
Saudi pressure on the financial regulator, I assume.

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

DeadButDelicious posted:

How's that been working out for you? I'm considering going on a keto diet to drop some weight but nobody in my office has ever heard of keto diets.

Just cutting carbs down to 150g or so a day should be a pretty big calorie reduction, you don't need to go full keto unless you have a medical reason for it

vodkat
Jun 30, 2012



cannot legally be sold as vodka

MikeCrotch posted:

Just cutting carbs down to 150g or so a day should be a pretty big calorie reduction, you don't need to go full keto unless you have a medical reason for it

is there ever a medical reason to go full hollywood diet loony?

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

vodkat posted:

is there ever a medical reason to go full hollywood diet loony?
If paying the rent relies solely on your appearance as a spartan warrior, perhaps.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

For those wondering about the Mosque 'attack' this morning apparently some bellend nicked a shoehorn (yes really) from the Mosque and brandished it like a knife while yelling incoherently before tasting several hundred volts from a cop's gun-taser. No-one else was injured.

I hope it was a racist attack because if that's the best that Islamophobes can do I look forward to a spate of thumb men getting owned by tasers while failing to injure anyone.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

The DPRK posted:

Can anyone explain why the Barclays bosses are in trouble? I understand that they had dealings with Qatar, but why is that bad?
They got a bailout from a foreign people state (bad) instead of the British state (good).

XMNN posted:

listening to today this morning and the police guy (head of counterterrorism?) was wondering where all the officers that have been promised to enquiries and investigations are going to come from as they're overstretched already and "there is no magic police tree"
I remember a story in KZN about a tree that came out of nowhere and badly injured a black guy driving a BMW. I believe in the magic police tree.

coffeetable
Feb 5, 2006

TELL ME AGAIN HOW GREAT BRITAIN WOULD BE IF IT WAS RULED BY THE MERCILESS JACKBOOT OF PRINCE CHARLES

YES I DO TALK TO PLANTS ACTUALLY

DeadButDelicious posted:

How's that been working out for you? I'm considering going on a keto diet to drop some weight but nobody in my office has ever heard of keto diets.
if you haven't tried counting calories, that's a good place to start. eat what you would normally, but keep track of every single damned thing that goes in your mouth. there are apps to help with this.

you will soon discover you are eating waaay the gently caress more than you thought you were, and various healthy diet traits (like portion control and avoiding processed food) will follow, simply as way to keep your calorie count in check.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


https://twitter.com/sarahoconnor_/status/877087873568256000

Cool

Zalakwe
Jun 4, 2007
Likes Cake, Hates Hamsters



vodkat posted:

is there ever a medical reason to go full hollywood diet loony?

Can help control some types of diabetes.

Entropy238
Oct 21, 2010

Fallen Rib
Keto is very difficult to follow. It's main advantage is that you can cut calories to very low levels while still feeling satiated and lose a lot of weight in a short period of time. However you may also:

– Get headaches
– Have bread dreams e.g. literally dream about eating carbohydrates and wake up in a panic
– Annoy all of your friends
– Annoy your significant other
– Stinky breath
– If you already lift weights, I found that I lost a significant amount of my gains doing it (need carbs for lifting)
– Only poo poo once every 10 days
– Knock yourself out of ketosis by eating something carby and get headaches

I would strongly advise following the Quick Start guide in the general diet and exercise megathread in YLLS rather than doing Keto.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Bobstar
Feb 8, 2006

KartooshFace, you are not responding efficiently!

Looks like another hot one today. I hope everybody's wearing their heat-be-gone booties



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The DPRK
Nov 18, 2006

Lipstick Apathy

jBrereton posted:

Saudi pressure on the financial regulator, I assume.

Oh poo poo, this makes sense.

Guavanaut posted:

They got a bailout from a foreign people state (bad) instead of the British state (good).

Red Oktober posted:

Qatar lent Barclays £12b to avoid a bailout.
Barclays promised £300m to Qatari investors for 'advisory services' for a development in the Gulf. Barclays also loaned the state £3b.

The two accusations are: Was the 300m an inducement to invest in Barclays, which was undisclosed. And was the £3b lent to Qatar then used to buy shares in Barclays.

Why is this bad? At first glance it seems good, because the British state didn't have to pay out to bail them and it's agreed that bailing the banks has been bad, right?

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

vodkat posted:

is there ever a medical reason to go full hollywood diet loony?

When you're on the hollywood diet drug cocktail.

Seaside Loafer
Feb 7, 2012

Waiting for a train, I needed a shit. You won't bee-lieve what happened next

It was a fiddle, they got a big loan to avoid being nationalised, they then they lent the money back to the entity they got the original loan from.

Strom Cuzewon
Jul 1, 2010

Bobstar posted:



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Jeremy Corbyn is bad for this.

Noxville
Dec 7, 2003


loving hell

Well I guess it's nice to know that at least with the majority of the Labour right they do in fact care mostly about winning

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

-~Skullwave~-
I don't want to discourage goons from trying to lose weight, but please bear in mind that the vast majority of people who try to do so through dieting gain it all back once they stop. So if you want to lose long term, this means that you will need to keep that diet up long term too. Cutting all joy from your eating for three months might let you drop a few kilos, but unless you have a time specific reason to do so (fitting into that wedding dress, climbing 8a, passing weigh-in for the big fight, being allowed onto Space Mountain) I'd suggest that the misery is probably not worth it seeing as three months after that you'll be back where you started.

Consider making a sustainable lifestyle change instead (or as well!), like maybe joining your work 5-aside league, or getting off the bus a couple stops early, or drinking two beers a night fewer, or moving to Alaska and becoming a dog musher.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

The DPRK posted:

Why is this bad? At first glance it seems good, because the British state didn't have to pay out to bail them and it's agreed that bailing the banks has been bad, right?
Everyone suddenly decided Qatar is bad a few weeks ago.

Qatar is bad, but it's alarming how fast this has turned. Someone post that 'this is when you reset your game of Civ' pic.

e:
https://twitter.com/InternetHippo/status/871569024924098560

Guavanaut fucked around with this message at 11:08 on Jun 21, 2017

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


I put on the State Opening of Parliament for some background noise and Huw Edwards had a great slam. Camera found David Willets and said he was one of the great thinkers of the modern Conservative Party.

TACD
Oct 27, 2000

This is the first time I've ever heard a public figure mention humanism inclusively alongside religions, what a lad

CptAwesome
Nov 2, 2005

Watching the opening of parliament and I can't help but feel the cap of maintenance is a bit crap compared to the other items. Cool rear end sword, crown made of precious jewels, santa hat on a stick.

Spuckuk
Aug 11, 2009

Being a bastard works



jaete posted:

There's no such thing as Irish muffins, if they want muffins in Ireland they just go to England and get English muffins. If you accidentally order Irish muffins, it's just beef. Just a big piece of beef.

Are you American? Muffins aren't super common in England, crumpet are the preferable circular breakfast bread.

Pork is far more common in Ireland than beef. The whole 'corned beef and cabbage' thing is a US-Irish thing. Now excuse me while I boil this absurdly salty gammon in a big pot with cabbage and horrible floury potatoes for 14 hours until nothing of joy remains.

Christ I hate the food in Ireland growing up.

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
Looks like Brenda cleaned up on Knightmare. Top girl.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Spuckuk posted:

Are you American? Muffins aren't super common in England, crumpet are the preferable circular breakfast bread.
Except in the Midlands and parts of Wales, where we correctly call them pikelets.

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
Crumpets and pikelets are different things.

Crumpets are thicker and made in a ring.

Braggart
Nov 10, 2011

always thank the rock hider
Wow, I triggered quite a discussion. I eat lots of nuts and fresh green veg and one meat meal a day. I've found that my energy levels crash if I'm not generous with my vegetables. It's possible I'm not eating a 'proper' keto diet, keto is just what various friends of mine have called it when I've mentioned my daily diet. I've seen substantial fat loss in the six months or so I've been on it and my palate has completely changed. I don't like bread any more. I don't really like alcohol any more (prefer :420:). All the foods that used to be yummy feelgood crap just don't appeal to me any more. Except sweets and chocolate. I indulge in those occasionally. I don't even like pizza :aaaaa: These days a raw carrot or bell pepper feels fun to me. I can taste the sugar in them. I've wound up doing less strength training since changing my diet and more cardio but it all feels good. I was very into bodyweight strength before, so 'less' is still a reasonable amount. Part of the reason for less strength training now is that I have a mild rotator cuff injury that I'm rehabbing. I like my diet and its effects, and it's actually cheaper than my previous diet because everything but the meat is cheap and I frequently raid my local supermarket for reduced chickens and poo poo. I agree on making a sustainable change rather than crash dieting. I'm happy with this, so I reckon I'll continue eating like this forever.

Oh, and I poo poo a little less but I think that's because I'm eating less. Usually once a day, once in 2 days at a minimum :D

Braggart fucked around with this message at 11:24 on Jun 21, 2017

Spuckuk
Aug 11, 2009

Being a bastard works



Guavanaut posted:

I think it's great that both Britain and Australia can convince people to consume industrial process waste by marketing it along love it or hate it or nationalistic lines, and it gives me an idea to get the British steel industry back on track.

Only in Britain do people pay a tenner for a jar of powdered slag and then blow it down their dickhole with one of those plastic balloon pumps with pictures of clowns on, love it or hate it rite lads!

A thin smear of marmite on buttered toast, then covered in scrambled eggs, is divine. Marmite is insanely crammed with glutamates, which is why it tastes amazing, and makes other things amazing by proximity.

As an american I guess you probably want to put corn syrup on it to make it acceptable to your awful baby palate.

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

Noxville posted:

loving hell

Well I guess it's nice to know that at least with the majority of the Labour right they do in fact care mostly about winning

He's retweeting quite a few people who've taken this as a personal betrayal

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

Spuckuk posted:

A thin smear of marmite on buttered toast, then covered in scrambled eggs, is divine. Marmite is insanely crammed with glutamates, which is why it tastes amazing, and makes other things amazing by proximity.

As an american I guess you probably want to put corn syrup on it to make it acceptable to your awful baby palate.

A little touch of marmite and bovril mixed into minced beef dishes (bolognese, cottage pie, etc) is amazing and not as "heavy" tasting as oxo or other stocks.

Spuckuk
Aug 11, 2009

Being a bastard works



goddamnedtwisto posted:

A little touch of marmite and bovril mixed into minced beef dishes (bolognese, cottage pie, etc) is amazing and not as "heavy" tasting as oxo or other stocks.

I stick a dab into chili :3

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

-~Skullwave~-
Cool, glad it works for you and you've been able to adjust to it permanently rather than as a crash diet. I wasn't trying to attack you specifically, just I've seen plenty of friends try dieting to lose weight and fail long term, and a couple take up sports and succeed. I counted calories for a time to drop weight to climb a long term bouldering project and it worked great, but it came back once I stopped. A few years later, moving 12km from work and cycling every day was a much more fun way of incidentally achieving the same result.

I wish I hadn't read the comments on this.

Cerv
Sep 14, 2004

This is a silly post with little news value.

Ocrassus posted:

I know a surprising number of people doing this.
people who wear fancy dress to festivals are the worst. I hope they all get the shits and fall into a long drop

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Sanford
Jun 30, 2007

...and rarely post!


big scary monsters posted:

I wish I hadn't read the comments on this.

I had a quick look to remind myself why SA is the closest I get to any form of social media. Awful and depressing.

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