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It's gonna be a rough day in the slag mines but so long as McRobots make me a good burger I'll get through it all. *dies when the derelict space ship collapses*
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like fuckin clockwork https://twitter.com/AdamParkhomenko/status/877026905777680384 the dude has been a candidate for like 2 days
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punchymcpunch posted:when you think about it robocop basically has a juicero machine Nah, if anything that paste he eats to keep his organics going is more like that soylant poo poo made from poo poo in China because that jumpsuit-wearing douche doesn't know about Instant Breakfast.
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Lastgirl posted:*Agent Hamburgler looking at McMoreFriesus* "There is another fast food chain on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A happy meal. Franchises are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You're a plague and we are the cure." lmao mcmorefriesus
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Al! posted:BEEP BOOP YOUR POLITICAL RAMBLINGS HAVE BEEN FOUND TO BE INSUFFICIENTLY LOYAL TO TRUMP, NOW DISPENSING CYANIDE GAS BOOP YOUR IMPASSIONED LOYALTY TO TRUMP HAS BEEN DEEMED SUSPICIOUS, I HOPE YOU LOVE CYANIDE
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Al! posted:i dont even see the code, its just mcchicken, mcmuffin, double quarter pounder with cheese  Some Australian already Matrix hacked one of these kiosks last year. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3624145/Hacker-leaves-hilarious-message-referencing-Matrix-McDonald-s-self-serve-terminal.html
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Jun 21, 2017 15:30
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This is a human This is what we look like
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https://twitter.com/Mikel_Jollett/status/877530825763442688 Lmao
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pathetic little tramp posted:like fuckin clockwork this twitter thread is hilarious dude is so fuckin mad
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Jun 21, 2017 15:30
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I can't wait to get behind the 65 year old lady who has apparently never eaten at McDonald's before as she tries to figure out the ordering kiosk. I mean seriously, people have enough problems ordering from a person, do they really think a kiosk is going to help do anything except eliminate the need to pay cashiers?
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Jun 21, 2017 15:31
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Huxley posted:It would only take like, 2 weeks of everyone refusing to buy fast food from a touch screen before their stock started to crater and they went back to normal. this wont happen people want their nugs
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This is like concept art
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Bert Roberge posted:
*slams kiosk* But does he have my loving burger?
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I thought they were having enough issues with these that they were rolling back putting them in stores? I've been in multiple stores that have had them installed but they were never active. Maybe they finally figured out an interface that lets people that were too stupid to operate them leading to issues?
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Jun 21, 2017 15:31
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TMMadman posted:I can't wait to get behind the 65 year old lady who has apparently never eaten at McDonald's before as she tries to figure out the ordering kiosk. no
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Pook Good Mook posted:I'd like to think that the rise of the machines will make people realize that just maybe it's worth spending money on public education above nearly every other government expense because it's the only way that people will have the toolset to survive in a world without guaranteed basic income. good one!
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The bone broth / the bone broth / the bone broth
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Huxley posted:It would only take like, 2 weeks of everyone refusing to buy fast food from a touch screen before their stock started to crater and they went back to normal. lol at thinking any place in America would go even 2 hours without someone buying fast food
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Bert Roberge posted:
reddit.com/r/freekioskbigmacs is gonna take off
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Huxley posted:It would only take like, 2 weeks of everyone refusing to buy fast food from a touch screen before their stock started to crater and they went back to normal. lol this will never happen and the robomarch will go on im ready to be put into a coma and hooked up to a mac sauce drip
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pathetic little tramp posted:reddit.com/r/freekioskbigmacs is gonna take off you know what, if this actually leads to McPhreaking i guess im for the kiosks after all
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sullat posted:Wrong! It was written by an English author. why does everyone think ben jacobs is british dude's from like iowa
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fknlo posted:I thought Nope. fknlo posted:they were having enough issues with these that they were rolling back putting them in stores? Hopefully with more quirky features this time  fknlo posted:Maybe they finally figured out lol
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Yinlock posted:BOOP YOUR IMPASSIONED LOYALTY TO TRUMP HAS BEEN DEEMED SUSPICIOUS, I HOPE YOU LOVE CYANIDE YOUR PROCCESSING CYCLES DEDICATED TO CAT IMAGES INDICATES REQUIRED DOCILITY, CARRY ON.
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Jun 21, 2017 15:34
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pathetic little tramp posted:like fuckin clockwork Purity tests for everyone, that's why the Democrats lose.
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Basically mrbradlymrmartin posted:hahaha you think
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wow star citizen is finally looking good
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i learned to whistle at 145hz so i could get it without the pickles
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The scene from terminator 2 where john hacks an atm except its a mcds kiosk and he fillSC his b a ckpack with grande macs
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Jun 21, 2017 15:36
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lol my middle school sports teams were called The Blue Waves that's my story, hope u liked it
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Jun 21, 2017 15:36
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where is the thread title from cause it made me literally laugh out loud
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the new Far Cry models looking so realistic.
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cargo cult posted:where is the thread title from cause it made me literally laugh out loud roseanne barr tweet
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TMMadman posted:I can't wait to get behind the 65 year old lady who has apparently never eaten at McDonald's before as she tries to figure out the ordering kiosk. Winn Dixie self check outs are an absolute mess  I hope its the same for these kiosks as they inevitably get smashed up by some blue collar worker going loving postal after a 14 hour shift with an empty stomach on a two week 24/7 rotation so that he could afford to pay his medical bills and "they just wont goddamn give me a bic mac and a blowjob for the amount of poo poo ive gone through, i reckon"
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Lastgirl posted:Nope. Like I'm pretty sure I remember reading articles on it and everything. It's going to be really fun watching people that hosed their own order up trying to yell at grilling robots because their burger came with pickles on it.
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Nodelphi posted:YOUR PROCCESSING CYCLES DEDICATED TO CAT IMAGES INDICATES REQUIRED DOCILITY, CARRY ON. WOULD YOU LIKE CYANIDE ANYWAY >NO YOUR UNWILLINGNESS TO DIE FOR THE PRESIDENT HAS BEEN NOTED, GUESS WHAT COMES NEXT STARTS WITH A C
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cargo cult posted:where is the thread title from cause it made me literally laugh out loud https://twitter.com/therealroseanne/status/877372004130631680
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Listen guys I know fighting our corporate overlords looks bleak, but if we just engage in monumentally scaled organization and sustain that for multiple generations then maybe we have a crack at temporary reprieve involving half measures that get rolled back in a generation, assuming or course it's not too threatening. What a powerful machinery of the people the founders gifted us.
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