|
flick my Mr. Bean posted:My brother's friend is really overweight and he refuses to do anything that could potentially end in him being unable to fit somewhere. Like Six Flags, for example. Seems like safe is better than sorry in that situation. If for no other reason, I need to lose weight because I want to be cremated. Getting big fatties into the ovens is sometimes not physically possible and they burn way too hot for a lot of ovens because of the excess fat. It's hell on the equipment and can start (unintended) fires. Of course, the industry is slowly adapting. http://www.us-funerals.com/funeral-articles/can-an-obese-person-be-cremated.html#.WVB-g4VOmaM
|
# ? Jun 26, 2017 04:30 |
|
|
# ? May 27, 2024 03:18 |
|
Just LOL in 2017 if you don't have to be chopped into thirds to fit inside a crematorium
|
# ? Jun 26, 2017 04:37 |
|
Zahgaegun posted:Just LOL in 2017 if you don't have to be chopped into thirds to fit inside a crematorium I will need to be but I'm not fat, just have big balls. So it will be ball 1, ball 2 and the rest of me in 3 seperate ovens.
|
# ? Jun 26, 2017 05:17 |
|
My brothers fiancé (21f) heard me (16m) masturbatingquote:I'll keep this embarrassing dilemma very short.
|
# ? Jun 26, 2017 05:31 |
|
maskenfreiheit posted:My brothers fiancé (21f) heard me (16m) masturbating "No, sixteen wasn't an awkward time for me. Why do you ask?"
|
# ? Jun 26, 2017 05:34 |
|
maskenfreiheit posted:My brothers fiancé (21f) heard me (16m) masturbating Man, dude really goes for it. Like a spider monkey.
|
# ? Jun 26, 2017 05:55 |
|
[Illinois] Girl Venmoed herself $2400 from my phone at a party how can I get this money back?quote:Backstory, I'm 18 and just graduated high school, was at a party celebrating graduation at a house across town, and met this girl from another school and we clicked, we talked for a while and heavily made out, after which she said she had to go to the bathroom, but would "take sexy pics of herself" while there for me if I gave her my phone. She came back 5 minutes later and we talked and made out a bit more, until she said she had to leave. Sure enough there are sexy pics in my camera roll, but the next morning, i check my email and found this girl Venmoed $2395.43 (everything that was in my Venmo account) to an account that this was the only transaction on. I requested the money back via Venmo request but she still hasn't responded, all i have is her venmo (from this payment) and "sexy" pics of her in my camera roll. How can I go about gettting this money back?
|
# ? Jun 26, 2017 10:09 |
|
Lol. At least she still took the sexy pics.
|
# ? Jun 26, 2017 10:20 |
|
Danaru posted:[Illinois] Girl Venmoed herself $2400 from my phone at a party how can I get this money back? Call the cops lol
|
# ? Jun 26, 2017 10:40 |
|
Danaru posted:[Illinois] Girl Venmoed herself $2400 from my phone at a party how can I get this money back? Literally five seconds on Wikipedia, since I had no idea what Venmo even was: Wikipedia posted:Cash transfers using Venmo are not considered instantaneous and can be canceled after an initial transfer is sent. These transfers can take one to several days to transfer. The Better Business Bureau reports some scammers exploit this on Craigslist and other services.
|
# ? Jun 26, 2017 11:44 |
|
I [15M] fell off the balcony at my aunts place when I leaned against the railing and went through the picnic table. I'm over people telling me how it's lucky it was not a toddler in the family.Non-Romantic submitted 4 hours ago by amilyd quote:I was at my Aunt's place last weekend for a BBQ. We had family and friends there for this BBQ. It's normally held at my place or my Aunts. We do these at least once a month to catch up with everyone. While everyone was downstairs I went upstairs to talk to my cousin, Kayla. She was sitting down on the chair near the balcony on her phone as usual texting her boyfriend. I leaned against the rail for the Balcony and the rail fell down and took me with it. My aunt failed to mention that it had somehow come loose. I fell and went through one of then loving picnic tables. The cheapest piece of poo poo wooden table my rear end. I'm a big guy because I work out in the gym and I've very physical with the sport I play. It's lucky you fell and not a toddler! Fix my rail to prevent anyone from falling? Why would I do that? Now quit moaning.
|
# ? Jun 26, 2017 13:03 |
|
imagine writing this as a 26 year old human being I [26M] Moving out of my parents house and my dad [55M] and I are really bummed, what should I do to help both of us deal? quote:TL;DR; : I am moving out, MY dad and I are really bummed. How can I feel better and cheer him up.
|
# ? Jun 26, 2017 14:00 |
|
DragQueenofAngmar posted:imagine writing this as a 26 year old human being Didnt know a father could have an umbilical cord.
|
# ? Jun 26, 2017 14:09 |
|
Barudak posted:Didnt know a father could have an umbilical cord.
|
# ? Jun 26, 2017 14:23 |
|
Me 19M dealing with Manipulative 15Fquote:TLDR She basically starts contacting me even though I want nothing to do with her! No we did not have sex I know the laws. Other classics from the past month of this dude's posting include such hits as people who don't know what a pedophile is annoys me (self.rant) Age of consent laws are stupid self.unpopularopinion What should I do about reddit creepers? Got into an argument with this guy and he started flaming old irreverent posts (self.AskReddit)
|
# ? Jun 26, 2017 14:26 |
|
I (24M) think my girlfriend (23F) is a witchquote:No, this isn't a joke / a troll / whatever. I seriously think my girlfriend Jenny is a witch. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrzMhU_4m-g
|
# ? Jun 26, 2017 14:33 |
|
Bonster posted:I [15M] fell off the balcony at my aunts place when I leaned against the railing and went through the picnic table. I'm over people telling me how it's lucky it was not a toddler in the family.Non-Romantic I bet he was about to lay some mad game on cousin Kayla, too. Dude's gonna have a long recovery and probably injure himself again trying to work out/play contact sports again way too soon.
|
# ? Jun 26, 2017 14:57 |
|
Bonster posted:I [15M] fell off the balcony at my aunts place when I leaned against the railing and went through the picnic table. I'm over people telling me how it's lucky it was not a toddler in the family.Non-Romantic BAH GAWD THEY'VE KILLED HIM. AS GOD IS MY WITNESS THAT MAN IS BROKEN IN HALF
|
# ? Jun 26, 2017 14:59 |
|
this poor, undateable man I [25m] have taken a firm stance against my girlfriend [20f] on certain foods in a future apartment. If you had a deadly food allergy, would you let your partner have that food in the household? quote:I [21m] have severe food allergies. I'm allergic to all nuts, peanuts, fish, and shellfish. These are severe allergies, deadly. I carry around 2 epi-pens every single day whenever I leave my apartment. My girlfriend [20f] does not have any food allergies. We are in college right now and planning on living together in the not-to-distant future. We have been together for almost 2.5 years now.
|
# ? Jun 26, 2017 15:14 |
|
DragQueenofAngmar posted:this poor, undateable man Wait, can you actually be allergic to "all fish"? Is that a thing?
|
# ? Jun 26, 2017 15:20 |
|
Avenging_Mikon posted:Wait, can you actually be allergic to "all fish"? Is that a thing? It's actually finned fish that cause the most allergies. Over half of the people who are allergic to one type of fish are allergic to several others so rather than test for a bunch of different fishes, allergists tell people to avoid fish.
|
# ? Jun 26, 2017 15:24 |
|
DragQueenofAngmar posted:this poor, undateable man Seems pretty reasonable, actually.
|
# ? Jun 26, 2017 15:26 |
|
DragQueenofAngmar posted:this poor, undateable man Yeah, call me shallow but if I found out that there was pretty much no restaurant we coukd ever eat at together and traveling the world was pretty much out Id not have made it 2.5 days before quietly dissappearing and pretending like we had never even gone on a first date
|
# ? Jun 26, 2017 15:26 |
|
Barudak posted:Yeah, call me shallow but if I found out that there was pretty much no restaurant we coukd ever eat at together and traveling the world was pretty much out Id not have made it 2.5 days before quietly dissappearing and pretending like we had never even gone on a first date That's a more reasonable stance than trying to bring poison into someone's apartment.
|
# ? Jun 26, 2017 15:39 |
|
Unless *not* having those foods will literally kill his girlfriend I'd say this is a pretty reasonable request on his part.
|
# ? Jun 26, 2017 15:52 |
|
"Listen baby, the only nuts allowed in this house are DEEZ NUTS"
|
# ? Jun 26, 2017 15:57 |
|
What if your child is deathly allergic to peanuts but you also like when your dog licks peanut butter off of your ballsack? Why does the genetically inferior little poo poo get to dictate what goes on in the privacy of your bedroom? He knows where the EpiPens are.
|
# ? Jun 26, 2017 16:01 |
|
Haha, goons: "Crippling medical condition? They should be understanding, and help their SO work through it, its a disease, ect. Oh, I can't eat food around them? Deal breaker." I'd ghost them so hard they'd need an ouija board to find me.
|
# ? Jun 26, 2017 16:02 |
|
Sarcophallus posted:Seems pretty reasonable, actually. It's unreasonable to be trying to breed when exposure to any part of Earth's biosphere will immediately kill you and bring your invasion to a grinding halt A Wizard of Goatse fucked around with this message at 16:16 on Jun 26, 2017 |
# ? Jun 26, 2017 16:13 |
|
La Brea Carpet posted:It's actually finned fish that cause the most allergies. Over half of the people who are allergic to one type of fish are allergic to several others so rather than test for a bunch of different fishes, allergists tell people to avoid fish. Huh, neat. I've got a minor food allergy to peppers, so I try to be mindful of other peoples'. I've just never met anyone with a fish allergy.
|
# ? Jun 26, 2017 16:18 |
|
Me [35F] with my husband [37M] of five years, I think he resents me for lack of intimacy and did something nasty to me in bed on purposequote:Jack and I have been married five years. We had our baby last year which took a huge toll on me. I have post partum depression and life is so difficult right now. I wake up in the morning and start crying and I don't know why. It's hard to bond with my baby because I want lock myself in the bedroom and never come out. When I hear her crying I feel like ripping my hair out. I don't have any thoughts of harming myself or others, just FYI. I'm seeking professional help, but just wanted to give you an idea of where I'm at.
|
# ? Jun 26, 2017 16:21 |
|
La Brea Carpet posted:I (24M) think my girlfriend (23F) is a witch I like this one because the obvious answer is the girl had a really dysfunctional family while growing up, and her lovely ex-bfs don't have new gfs because they're lovely people in a small town. BUT NOPE, GOTTA BE A WITCH.
|
# ? Jun 26, 2017 16:27 |
|
La Brea Carpet posted:I (24M) think my girlfriend (23F) is a witch what if Carrie was written by a retard A Wizard of Goatse fucked around with this message at 16:34 on Jun 26, 2017 |
# ? Jun 26, 2017 16:29 |
|
CodfishCartographer posted:I like this one because the obvious answer is the girl had a really dysfunctional family while growing up, and her lovely ex-bfs don't have new gfs because they're lovely people in a small town. BUT NOPE, GOTTA BE A WITCH. SHE HAS CANDLES!
|
# ? Jun 26, 2017 16:30 |
|
La Brea Carpet posted:I (24M) think my girlfriend (23F) is a witch Signs for being a witch: Has candles Enjoys gardening Is smart Was bullied in school Looks younger than her actual age Has a widowed mother who can survive on her own somehow Was nearly murdered as a child Dated some assholes in the past Wow... that's some pretty damning stuff....
|
# ? Jun 26, 2017 16:47 |
|
Nessa posted:Signs for being a witch: A woman? Reading?? Protect us, Heavenly Father, there is a witch in our midst.
|
# ? Jun 26, 2017 16:51 |
|
My (32M) wife (31F) of 6 years constantly (twice a week at least) changes out my phone case. I know this is a minor issue but it's so odd and she won't stop it. What do I do?quote:hello everyone, thank you for reading and taking the time to offer advice if you choose. I've been marrried to "Selene" for 6 years, no kids and I would say good marriage. We have jobs that keep us seperate (I'm a in the Navy and she's an ER doctor) but when we are together we get along really well. Re: witch chat Is it unusual that a 23 year old woman looks 18? I couldn't tell someone who was 23 or 18 side by side if I tried.
|
# ? Jun 26, 2017 16:51 |
|
La Brea Carpet posted:I (24M) think my girlfriend (23F) is a witch Jennifer? I...I think I might know her...nah...couldn't be. Close though. Not old enough for starters if the ages are true. Still made me reread it.
|
# ? Jun 26, 2017 17:07 |
|
I hope the witch really is a witch. That'd be rad. She sounds super-cool for a witch.
|
# ? Jun 26, 2017 17:10 |
|
|
# ? May 27, 2024 03:18 |
|
quote:Bf of 3 yrs, thinks I [24F] should be paying for his [27M] rent when he moves Everything about this...
|
# ? Jun 26, 2017 17:24 |