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What is the best flav... you all know what this question is:
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Labour 907 49.92%
Theresa May Team (Conservative) 48 2.64%
Liberal Democrats 31 1.71%
UKIP 13 0.72%
Plaid Cymru 25 1.38%
Green 22 1.21%
Scottish Socialist Party 12 0.66%
Scottish Conservative Party 1 0.06%
Scottish National Party 59 3.25%
Some Kind of Irish Unionist 4 0.22%
Alliance / Irish Nonsectarian 3 0.17%
Some Kind of Irish Nationalist 36 1.98%
Misc. Far Left Trots 35 1.93%
Misc. Far Right Fash 8 0.44%
Monster Raving Loony 49 2.70%
Space Navies Party 39 2.15%
Independent / Single Issue 2 0.11%
Can't Vote 188 10.35%
Won't Vote 8 0.44%
Spoiled Ballot 15 0.83%
Pissflaps 312 17.17%
Total: 1817 votes
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Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes

Uh, is, "a building burned down so we have to check your cladding to make sure people don't die" a question here? With more than one possible answer?

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R. Mute
Jul 27, 2011

Wrap them in the cladding - then test it.

ShaneMacGowansTeeth
May 22, 2007



I think this is it... I think this is how it ends

Gradis posted:

ye from the vid that is easy googled they grinned and were troopers about it. still lol though.

they knew precisely what sort of reaction they were going to get as well

Rygar201
Jan 26, 2011
I AM A TERRIBLE PIECE OF SHIT.

Please Condescend to me like this again.

Oh yeah condescend to me ALL DAY condescend daddy.


OwlFancier posted:

I mean I guess I would probably set the target in the middle of the antarctic or something, something where, if you export it, it's not going to look like an aggressive attack if it goes off target.

Wouldn't nuking the Antarctic have some pretty serious repercussions for human civilization?

TheDeadlyShoe
Feb 14, 2014

i dont know if anyones modeled hundred of nuclear warheads hitting the same spot in antarctica. seems a bit niche.

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

-~Skullwave~-

Rygar201 posted:

Wouldn't nuking the Antarctic have some pretty serious repercussions for human civilization?

A devastating retaliatory second strike from the Penguin Empire for one.

Coohoolin
Aug 5, 2012

Oor Coohoolie.

Party Boat posted:

Hey Coohoolin, not sure if this has already been posted but is this relevant to you?

https://twitter.com/alexebarker/status/879340087628242945

If they follow through on that and extend it to Swiss and Norwegian category citizens then yeah, that would make my life a lot easier. I'm keeping an eye on the headlines but at this point there's not much I can do except wait and see.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Rygar201 posted:

Wouldn't nuking the Antarctic have some pretty serious repercussions for human civilization?

Well it's an actual landmass so if you nuked a valley or something I doubt it would do much other than kill penguins. The water would refreeze before it hit the ocean.

Given that most of the nuke having nations are northern hemisphere also it's probably the least threatening trajectory.

Though I suppose you do run the risk of letting the shoggoths out.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

VideoGames posted:

I've seen this film a few times and it always causes such dread within me.

I'm honour-bound to recount every time it's bought up that they made us watch this at school when I was 8. The next day they tested the Thames flood warning system, which used WW2 air raid sirens. I still don't know how I've ever slept since.

Coohoolin
Aug 5, 2012

Oor Coohoolie.

JFairfax posted:

Coohoolin isn't an EU national. He's Swiss lol

not sure what rules apply to them

Switzerland has access to the free travel area via bilateral agreements with the EU. I'd imagine UK policy wrt EU nationals will extend to bilaterals with Switzerland, but there might need to be a separate negotiation between the UK and Switzerland, Norway, etc.

baka kaba
Jul 19, 2003

PLEASE ASK ME, THE SELF-PROFESSED NO #1 PAUL CATTERMOLE FAN IN THE SOMETHING AWFUL S-CLUB 7 MEGATHREAD, TO NAME A SINGLE SONG BY HIS EXCELLENT NU-METAL SIDE PROJECT, SKUA, AND IF I CAN'T PLEASE TELL ME TO
EAT SHIT


Clearly the testing industry isn't marketing its services effectively to landlords

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

goddamnedtwisto posted:

I'm honour-bound to recount every time it's bought up that they made us watch this at school when I was 8. The next day they tested the Thames flood warning system, which used WW2 air raid sirens. I still don't know how I've ever slept since.

It's always a bit eerie when those go off near me. I was in Redcar a month or two back and there was just an air raid siren going off in the distance. I always wonder what they're for.

Gradis
Feb 27, 2016

GAPE APE

ShaneMacGowansTeeth posted:

they knew precisely what sort of reaction they were going to get as well

dunno i think they were shocked.

Camrath
Mar 19, 2004

The UKMT Fudge Baron


goddamnedtwisto posted:

I'm honour-bound to recount every time it's bought up that they made us watch this at school when I was 8. The next day they tested the Thames flood warning system, which used WW2 air raid sirens. I still don't know how I've ever slept since.

Hell, I made the error of thinking it'd be fun to watch on shrooms. It was certainly an experience, but about as far from 'fun' as can be measured.

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid

VideoGames posted:

I've seen this film a few times and it always causes such dread within me.

hey sheffields not that bad

HopperUK
Apr 29, 2007

Why would an ambulance be leaving the hospital?

OwlFancier posted:

It's always a bit eerie when those go off near me. I was in Redcar a month or two back and there was just an air raid siren going off in the distance. I always wonder what they're for.

I used to live near a psychiatric hospital, and when their fire alarms went off inside, it sounded like an air raid siren on the outside. I heard them all the time growing up. In the 80s. Ah, Cold War nightmares.

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling




I agree, All Cats Are Beautiful

goddamnedtwisto posted:

e: Actually wasn't there a book or maybe a film with more or less that as an ending? The Americans accidentally nuke Moscow so they let the Soviets nuke New York?

Also happens in The Third World War by General Sir John Hackett, where the west nukes Kiev (I think) and in return allows the Soviets to nuke Brum without escalation beyond that.

The fact that this kind of thing is seen as a rational and reasonable exchange tells you much of what you need to know about nuclear policy.

CptAwesome
Nov 2, 2005

I'm the lady who pisses herself

Tigey
Apr 6, 2015

Mister Adequate posted:

I agree, All Cats Are Beautiful


Also happens in The Third World War by General Sir John Hackett, where the west nukes Kiev (I think) and in return allows the Soviets to nuke Brum without escalation beyond that.

The fact that this kind of thing is seen as a rational and reasonable exchange tells you much of what you need to know about nuclear policy.

Its the other way around I think - the war starts going badly for the Soviets, who decide to nuke Birmingham as a show of force, and the West retaliates by nuking Minsk. It leads to an end to the war as both sides are unwilling to escalate

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Camrath posted:

Hell, I made the error of thinking it'd be fun to watch on shrooms. It was certainly an experience, but about as far from 'fun' as can be measured.

I can only assume you must have taken a rather large amount of shrooms to come to that decision in the first place.

Tigey posted:

Its the other way around I think - the war starts going badly for the Soviets, who decide to nuke Birmingham as a show of force, and the West retaliates by nuking Minsk. It leads to an end to the war as both sides are unwilling to escalate

With all respect to Birmingham I don't know if any of the surviving parts of the country would be sufficiently upset about that to regard it as an effective show of force.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

OwlFancier posted:

It's always a bit eerie when those go off near me. I was in Redcar a month or two back and there was just an air raid siren going off in the distance. I always wonder what they're for.
They're to warn people of the general economic malaise of the Northern seaside town.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Guavanaut posted:

They're to warn people of the general economic malaise of the Northern seaside town.

I feel like Redcar had that happen long enough ago that they would have turned the sirens off by now. There's not much more you can do to the place.

Also I figure the sea wall would probably be a better bomb shelter than most places up here.

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



Tigey posted:

Its the other way around I think - the war starts going badly for the Soviets, who decide to nuke Birmingham as a show of force, and the West retaliates by nuking Minsk. It leads to an end to the war as both sides are unwilling to escalate

You may well be right about that! e; Suspected it was Minsk if it wasn't Kiev, too, but checking these things is :effort:

Pork Lift
Oct 9, 2007

Winner of the 2012
:dong: Highway Traffic :dong:
Prediction Razzies

Went to my CLP meeting for the second time ever today. It was nice, lots of young people. Felt pretty bad that I campaigned with momentum in other seats but never around my own and I'm gonna do better from now on!

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

OwlFancier posted:

I feel like Redcar had that happen long enough ago that they would have turned the sirens off by now. There's not much more you can do to the place.
Sirens will remain running to warn survivors. At least until the maintenance budget is cut.

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

mediadave posted:

In the age of Trump, does the US nuclear umbrella mean much? Perhaps we should be joining France and building our own completely independent delivery system.

If we ever get nuked there's no way at least part of our gently caress you attack isn't heading for the french.

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

Skinty McEdger posted:

Well there's also the small detail that based on recent tests if they ever did fire one then it's more likely than not to ignore it's target and instead fly towards the USA.

I was with Corbyn until this part, as a Pennsylvanian I'd likely be able to die in the nuclear hellfire you accidentally unleashed on us so I support Trident now.


Save one for these dickheads though.

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
https://twitter.com/caramel__sundae/status/879442816144990208

haakman
May 5, 2011

goddamnedtwisto posted:

https://vimeo.com/channels/1055902


Do you want to know specifically about the transition-to-war stuff I mentioned or just more general terrifying poo poo about exactly how and why we were doomed and how spectacularly stupid our attempts to survive the doom were?

I'd be into this - transition etc. I did a bit of study on the Soviet side when I studied Sakharov.

Josef bugman
Nov 17, 2011

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I really hope that, if a nuclear attack does happen, I get to die in the initial blast.

I can think of nothing more terrible than dying slowly of radiation sickness or of several dozen cancers all at once.

Feinne
Oct 9, 2007

When you fall, get right back up again.
If you want another good gutting to the core as far as nuclear weapons I'd suggest Hiroshima.

stev
Jan 22, 2013

Please be excited.





Shock loving horror the DUP deal doesn't seem to be important.

Firos
Apr 30, 2007

Staying abreast of the latest developments in jam communism



I just got around to watching Corbyn's opening speech at the Queen's speech and holy poo poo, he is not loving about :stare:

DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.
I wrote a thing on trident and nukes in general awhile back if people need a more detailed primer- it sorely needs an update after another years study but the basics are well in order.

ShaneMacGowansTeeth
May 22, 2007



I think this is it... I think this is how it ends

Gradis posted:

dunno i think they were shocked.

at the quantity yes, but this is a festival which has long had a tradition of bottling off shite that they book on the Sunday if it's not punk or metal starting with first Bonnie Tyler then Meatloaf. Why this always happens, and always happened on the Sunday at Reading I have no loving idea. My Chemical Romance and Good Charlotte have gotten the same treatment, 50 Cent got it the absolute worst. Even Primal Scream got a shelling when booked on the Sunday. Of course, they've now tried to sanitise the main stage booking for Sundays so this doesn't happen any more

UnlimitedSpessmans
Jul 31, 2015
trident is a stupid name, I'd be less anti nuke if it had a cool name like dank explosion maker 420

Lord of the Llamas
Jul 9, 2002

EULER'VE TO SEE IT VENN SOMEONE CALLS IT THE WRONG THING AND PROVOKES MY WRATH

Steve2911 posted:



Shock loving horror the DUP deal doesn't seem to be important.

This is amazing because it promotes the fact that head teachers think Tory policies are wrong.

Does the right wing machine really think they can portray head teachers as being left wing militants? (along with nurses, doctors, teachers, police, fire, civil servants, err.....)

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Lord of the Llamas posted:

Does the right wing machine really think they can portray head teachers as being left wing militants? (along with nurses, doctors, teachers, police, fire, civil servants, err.....)
Yes, schools are hotbeds of Marxism in Daily Mail land because children go into them as blank slates and usually don't come out hating other people irrationally and sometimes even learn stuff, you couldn't make it up.

I like the implication of the top half that Diana was Britain's most hated woman until she died and it fell to Camilla.

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe

Lord of the Llamas posted:

This is amazing because it promotes the fact that head teachers think Tory policies are wrong.

Does the right wing machine really think they can portray head teachers as being left wing militants? (along with nurses, doctors, teachers, police, fire, civil servants, err.....)

I don't think anybody has ever accused the right of being smart.

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Gorn Myson
Aug 8, 2007






Also teaching is a pile of piss. "Those who can't do, teach" is what I say, and they get loads of school holidays so they basically do nothing for most of the year.

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