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Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Admiral Ray posted:

u should get probated for saying dogs are bad

Sorry, but it's true, and Big Dog just doesn't want you to know the truth

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slouch
Mar 10, 2009



what kind of office has a betting pool on the love lives of celebrities . seems gross

Ekster
Jul 18, 2013

Schnorkles posted:

he's some form of homegrown evangelical though, not sure that calvinism is actually there. i suppose i could ask him about his views on predestination though

yeah i dont think evangelicals typically believe in that afaik

Potato Salad
Oct 23, 2014

nobody cares


Gringostar posted:

please tell me you laugh in her face at every opportunity

I cry because she's not been as proactive as she waa told to be about cancer treatments and poo poo keeps popping up in different organs. She couldn't get the bed rest she needed when she DID get treatment because she had to work OT to keep up with bills. Now it is untreatable, and I don't think she has 6 months.

GOP propaganda is about to get its first kill among those I know closely.

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://mobile.twitter.com/Salon/status/880105042795266048

le resistance

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
Games... you can say I play them. Video games.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Bip Roberts posted:

I'm a gamer and a d&d poster.

mods?

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Admiral Ray posted:

my hope it that trump'll veto everything unless they start with healthcare.

trump literally sounded like [to me anyways] that he's tired of healthcare and wants to move on. Telling the senate "Okay yeah maybe it won't get done that's cool" sounds like giving them cover to just nuke it.

Thom and the Heads
Oct 27, 2010

Farscape is actually pretty cool.

im so glad hillary lost

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

galenanorth posted:

I like to imagine McConnell as a Koopa Troopa susceptible to the knock-over-and-slide move with a bunch of goombas lined up behind him

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Iron Crowned posted:

SO are dogs and anime, but I get probated every time I remind people of that

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Gringostar posted:

d&d is bad mate

:thunk: let me stop and ponder for a moment if that is true or-

lol syke its bad

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer

Under our plan there will be NO WAITING for SWEET SWEET DEMISE!!!!

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
or trump is just a stream of consciousness dementia-addled shithead, ymmv

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


Schnorkles posted:

=i was nearly murdered itt for suggesting that republicans had no idea how to govern and it would not actually be a libertarian hellscape by this time.

still some pretty lovely things happening though

and gorsuch will be making GBS threads the country up for decades

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

kaleedity posted:

I thoroughly like how "some college" is the highest approval education demographic for failyromp

"i tried to go to college but a bunch of people called me a nazi and one of them punched me so gently caress that"

Intel&Sebastian posted:

imo reporters should dedicate all their time to poo poo like these fake Time magazine covers if they actually want to affect the Trump presidency because poo poo like that is all he cares about. If WaPo or CNN or whoever really wanted to gently caress with him they'd run front page stories about how his ratings were and are poo poo, talk about how he gets beat out by reruns of CSI: Buttraped Victims Unit or whatever. They could move the timeframe up on that inevitable heart attack by a few years.

or accelerate the nuclear winter

either seems to be acceptable at this point

fits my needs posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/AP/status/880093701426511872

don't mess with where a man gets his maple syrup I guess

e: oh wait the dude used to eat on his gf. I guess it's ok then

now here is a farmer who knows the importance of amending his soil :v:

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010


this is all your fault

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012




the version in the daily sport is probably about someone making GBS threads in a crisp packet and handing it to them

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Monkey Fracas posted:

Under our plan there will be NO WAITING for SWEET SWEET DEMISE!!!!

hail satan

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"

boethius posted:

Do you hear the POTUS tweet?
Tweeting the tweets of stupid men?
It is the language of the people
Who will not use facts again!

More like:

But they caught the pissing in the foyer
(It wasn't me)
Saw the pissing in the bedroom
(It wasn't me)
I had her pissing in the shower
(It wasn't me)
They caught the pissing on camera
(It wasn't me)

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





mrbradlymrmartin posted:

wtf why does the d&d chat poster post in trump thread :sad:

shut up brad i read the op gosh!!

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Schnorkles posted:

trump literally sounded like [to me anyways] that he's tired of healthcare and wants to move on. Telling the senate "Okay yeah maybe it won't get done that's cool" sounds like giving them cover to just nuke it.

tru.

i'm not convinced trump knows about the veto. i think he'll take literally anything passing as a win because he's not exactly a details kind of guy.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

disgusting

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

slouch posted:

what kind of office has a betting pool on the love lives of celebrities . seems gross

yeah, they should bet on which ones are gonna die next, like normal people

Communist Bear
Oct 7, 2008


Isn't that immoral?

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

That DICK! posted:

mcconnell is like the skeleton koopa troopa you can never truly kill

yeah u can u just gotta eat a star and start flashin like hell baby

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Schnorkles posted:

i have a colleague who opposed obamcare for "Religious reasons." ( :confused: :confused: ) that mysteriously went away right after he got a 30k medical bill for his son gettin a virus in his heart.

groove is in the heart

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



considering namechange to Saudi Toyota

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
SMILEGATE is going to be something else.

https://twitter.com/BBCWorld/status/880018431420100609

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

juche avocado posted:

shut up brad i read the op gosh!!

lol thats where the d&dness is most concentrated~! i hope u washed your hands before posting in our thread again :colbert:

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

the saudi have gone to far

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

ya you sure are

dogs are good hth

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Schnorkles posted:

he's some form of homegrown evangelical though, not sure that calvinism is actually there. i suppose i could ask him about his views on predestination though

why would he care about magicians?!!!???

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Schnorkles posted:

or trump is just a stream of consciousness dementia-addled shithead, ymmv

gonna go with this one honestly

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

how is winning going this afternoon

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

tacodaemon posted:

considering namechange to Saudi Toyota

I'm Oman Kawasaki.

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
just reflecting on how lol it is that one of the most pro-corporate presidents ever is openly fighting with amazon and disney and the reasons are dumber than anyone who was writing this could ever imagine

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Squizzle posted:

groove is in the fart

sumthin smellin funky

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy
The Saudi S8 is a good car

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Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

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