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Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

leave that poor man out of this

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Dr. Snuggles
Dec 3, 2012

Tbh some of us (Pick) use this website more than others and I feel that I am unfairly subsidizing picks posting. Unless some kind of fee by post usage is enabled were basically instituting a forced welfare state of posting.
Gbs is like a play and characters like Pick have very clear motivations for why they post threads but it's kind of like dramatic irony because the characters don't realize it themselves.

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
I was the one a dude cheated on his girlfriend with, back in college, and it made me want to throw up. I wouldn't have gone with him if I'd known. He spun a big story that 'they were going to break up anyway' when I found out, but I refused to have anything to do with it and stopped hanging out. We didn't keep in touch after that and didn't receive any enraged girlfriend calls so, who knows? I hope they did break up, what a lovely thing to do.

Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

Pick posted:

leave that poor man out of this

i dunno who's more broken, the poor man or the crazy gbs poster

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Viva Miriya posted:

i dunno who's more broken, the poor man or the crazy gbs poster

I am definitely more broken, he is definitely more incomprehensible.

Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

Pick posted:

I am definitely more broken, he is definitely more incomprehensible.

true

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
me:



him:

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]
thats harsh

Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

Pick posted:

dumb poo poo

lol

Luxury Communism
Aug 22, 2015

by Lowtax
I'm a milk carton personally

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

look man, I don't know how to better express "I'm pretty but I leak" and "maddeningly autistic" in ceramics

Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

imgay

Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

Pick posted:

look man, I don't know how to better express "I'm pretty but I leak" and "maddeningly autistic" in ceramics

i got something for you

do you remember way back in school when they talked about that place called pompeii getting wiped out by a volcano? you two are both sherds of the same vase that some roman dude dropped when he heard that volcano pop whilst working retail in the roman trader joe's

in other words, you're both equally loving broken and worthless

related: does trader joe's actually sell ceramics or is it just some boujee as gently caress store, someone page Yug because I wanna know if he got any hot milfs prowling up in that bitch

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

Viva Miriya posted:

in other words, you're both equally loving broken and worthless

This is a very mean thing to say to someone and you should feel bad.

Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

a bone to pick posted:

This is a very mean thing to say to someone and you should feel bad.

it is but last i heard this person is also a bonafide shitler by her own merits so...no i don't feel bad at all

T.S. Smelliot
Apr 23, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
I bore witness to a really sad episode: back in college my buddies dream girl he was chasing for like years finally went steady with him. They were together for like a year and she hosed his best friend who was hopelessly in love with her while he went back home to his native Hawaii for a few weeks over summer. Our social circle tended to be all 'wtf lol" and she tried to play it off like the guy pressured or raped her. Then my other buddy's gf took her phone and finds all these "oh baby I love you I wish we could be together we just can't it not meant to be" texts and poo poo. Cue my bro coming home, this bitch whore telling him all about how she just had to gently caress him and all this poo poo and all these weird text convos about her wanting to run away with him but she just can't and blah blah blah. The guy lived across the other building and my friend goes over and starts beating the everloving poo poo out of him while he's sobbing and crying and going "just do it I deserve it" and taking punches until me and my roommates drag him off the guy before he beats him to death because while I personally always thought that guy was a shitstain rear end in a top hat (he was lol) I still felt bad for him. After that she convinced him to move in with her in our new apartment and a year later my bud finds out two guys at the restaurant she worked at eiffel towered her in the kitchen storeroom lmao

T.S. Smelliot
Apr 23, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Never, ever get back with a cheater or give then the benefit of the doubt, once a cheater always a cheater

Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

Wise advice from the guy with a Trump avatar from Compton, Misssissippi.

Psycho Society
Oct 21, 2010
lol a Kintsugi vase. people broke vases and repaired them with gold to increase their value on purpose

T.S. Smelliot
Apr 23, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Viva Miriya posted:

Wise advice from the guy with a Trump avatar from Compton, Misssissippi.

Lol let's see your other hot takes

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

T.S. Smelliot posted:

Never, ever get back with a cheater or give then the benefit of the doubt, once a cheater always a cheater

Tbf, I quite literally cheated on every single partner I ever had until I started dating my wife. I've been faithful for a decade and for some reason just never had the inclination to infidelity again. It somehow started to seem pretty immature.

Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

T.S. Smelliot posted:

Lol let's see your other hot takes

*looks up at the camera while a big stud cums on his face*

T.S. Smelliot
Apr 23, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Literally A Person posted:

Tbf, I quite literally cheated on every single partner I ever had until I started dating my wife. I've been faithful for a decade and for some reason just never had the inclination to infidelity again. It somehow started to seem pretty immature.

Lol offense intended I'm not sure why you being a degenerate shithead incapable of showing anything resembling loyalty to any partner you ever had minus your current one for a little while is some kind of defense. You will turn on your wife just like every other person whose trust you betrayed as soon as it feels expedient to you and you think you won't be caught. At least be honest to us if you won't be honest with yourself

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

T.S. Smelliot posted:

Lol offense intended I'm not sure why you being a degenerate shithead incapable of showing anything resembling loyalty to any partner you ever had minus your current one for a little while is some kind of defense. You will turn on your wife just like every other person whose trust you betrayed as soon as it feels expedient to you and you think you won't be caught. At least be honest to us if you won't be honest with yourself

Listen, bub. I love your shnuggly face and I wish I could give you a hug and listen to your cute little opinions all day.

Smooches!

Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

idgi, if you just wanna gently caress everything with a pulse just gently caress everything with a pulse

suck a tiddy everyday but try not to leave shattered hearts in your wake

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

alternatively, consider loving things without a pulse, such as trees, rocks, grandfather clocks, corpses, cars, bags of sand. that sort of thing

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

alternatively, consider loving things without a pulse, such as trees, rocks, grandfather clocks, corpses, cars, bags of sand. that sort of thing

less emotional baggage.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Literally A Person posted:

less emotional baggage.

More actual baggage, though.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

idk man if you ruin your nephew's favourite toy car that can be pretty harrowing

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
why is he a klein bottle with holes

StupidSexyVaultGuy
Jul 26, 2003



gary oldmans diary posted:

why is he a klein bottle with holes

Hugh strikes me more as one of these:

T.S. Smelliot
Apr 23, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Literally A Person posted:

Listen, bub. I love your shnuggly face and I wish I could give you a hug and listen to your cute little opinions all day.

Smooches!

I bet you would because you're a sociopath incapable of even empathizing with your life partners by your own admission I mean really lol just admit it the only reason you haven't cheated on your wife is that the right opportunity hasn't presented itself yet

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

T.S. Smelliot posted:

I bet you would because you're a sociopath incapable of even empathizing with your life partners by your own admission I mean really lol just admit it the only reason you haven't cheated on your wife is that the right opportunity hasn't presented itself yet

Seriously, pal. Let me kiss you cutey-wooty wittle face! I'm gonna call you Luvvle Scmuvvle, you cute little scamp.

T.S. Smelliot
Apr 23, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Like come on at least own up to being a worthless waste of life

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

T.S. Smelliot posted:

Like come on at least own up to being a worthless waste of life

people are being EXTREMELY mean itt, its rather uncalled for.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

T.S. Smelliot posted:

Like come on at least own up to being a worthless waste of life

Luvvle Shmuvvle, people are trying to enjoy their thread. We should stop making GBS threads it up you cute little snuggle-bug!


Smooches and HUGS!!!

a bone to pick posted:

people are being EXTREMELY mean itt, its rather uncalled for.

It's okay. You know when a little dog won't stop barking...

T.S. Smelliot
Apr 23, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Literally A Person posted:

Luvvle Shmuvvle, people are trying to enjoy their thread. We should stop making GBS threads it up you cute little snuggle-bug!


Smooches and HUGS!!!

Lol this is what you told your "partners" before betraying them like the worm you are? You're beneath contempt even if you do do your best to earn it

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

i haven't really read this thread but how many people have brutally self-owned to feed the OP's forums-persona's sense that all men are pigs?

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

T.S. Smelliot posted:

Lol this is what you told your "partners" before betraying them like the worm you are? You're beneath contempt even if you do do your best to earn it

Oh, Shmuvvle, you kooky poster.

HUGS AND KISSES!

Sweety Pie!!!

Schmuvvle posted:

I love Literally a Person and am cute and shnuggly

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Harakiri Potter
Oct 18, 2004

REACH HEAVEN THROUGH VIOLENCE BABY

gently caress da Mods posted:

p o s t
t h e
p e p

When I'm done here, my banme post will contain that photo. I promise.

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