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Labour 907 49.92%
Theresa May Team (Conservative) 48 2.64%
Liberal Democrats 31 1.71%
UKIP 13 0.72%
Plaid Cymru 25 1.38%
Green 22 1.21%
Scottish Socialist Party 12 0.66%
Scottish Conservative Party 1 0.06%
Scottish National Party 59 3.25%
Some Kind of Irish Unionist 4 0.22%
Alliance / Irish Nonsectarian 3 0.17%
Some Kind of Irish Nationalist 36 1.98%
Misc. Far Left Trots 35 1.93%
Misc. Far Right Fash 8 0.44%
Monster Raving Loony 49 2.70%
Space Navies Party 39 2.15%
Independent / Single Issue 2 0.11%
Can't Vote 188 10.35%
Won't Vote 8 0.44%
Spoiled Ballot 15 0.83%
Pissflaps 312 17.17%
Total: 1817 votes
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JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
That's chief financial officer not child loving officer

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waffle
May 12, 2001
HEH
Also from Waugh:
https://twitter.com/paulwaugh/status/880463556138938368

???

Wiggly Wayne DDS
Sep 11, 2010



in other news...

https://twitter.com/JackHardy9/status/880476473886474240

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

Remember that there's no cover up attempt. This is just government ineptitude.

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall
what are those loving pissants doing sitting on their phones instead of breaking into the building

journalists today smh

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

communism bitch posted:

Remember that there's no cover up attempt. This is just government ineptitude.

¿Por qué no los dos?

a pipe smoking dog
Jan 25, 2010

"haha, dogs can't smoke!"

That's clearly an unsealed draft order.

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.

They whipped to abstain. Technically not whipping but at the same time it's practically a whip nonetheless.

coffeetable
Feb 5, 2006

TELL ME AGAIN HOW GREAT BRITAIN WOULD BE IF IT WAS RULED BY THE MERCILESS JACKBOOT OF PRINCE CHARLES

YES I DO TALK TO PLANTS ACTUALLY

Night10194 posted:

Wait, you guys just fire legislators who don't hold to the party whip? What happens to their seat?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cabinet_collective_responsibility

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


Hmm, the optics on the SM amendment are interesting.
OTOH having Creasy withdraw her amendment (loving boo!) and Labour rebelling with sackings on their own amendment is like the first poor showing for Labour since the election was called.
OTOH while Creasey was trying to make the tories look poo poo to women, Chuka I think was trying to do the same but to the business class. Its possible it was meant divide Labour in classic anti-corbz labour style, but I'm giving him the benefit of the doubt. I think the whip was kinda stupid but if firing these people lets Corbz shuffle house thats alright, it does signify to the business class that Labour is the only viable English party that could potentially keep the UK in the single market since it seems to have quite a few members who would fight for that and absolutely no tories.

I think if Labour's really gonna win the next election it needs to broaden its base, it'll probably pick up more young people and not-rich-bastards, but as long as things don't devolve into outright war this kind of measured ambivalence could end up picking them up some of the rich bastards who are more scared of brexit than they are of renationalised railways, if Labour can also make the case that strong public infrastructure is hugely cost-saving for SME businesses they could end up sapping a lot of Tory support unexpectedly.

FWIW I would infinitely prefer staying in the EU and fighting for socialism/just non-shitness across Europe but that doesn't seem to be on offer barring some VERY specific events. I'd much rather have Corbyn's Labour when we go it alone than the Conservatives though, if he by some quirk ended up straightforwardly undertaking brexit as PM without a very good plan I'd probably not like that very much thoug.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro



Good to see Jezza laying down the law.

Also, scummy RBKC news

https://twitter.com/susana_mendonca/status/880484521426268160

forkboy84 fucked around with this message at 19:04 on Jun 29, 2017

distortion park
Apr 25, 2011


Single market means free movement, which is the most achievable (it already exists!) way of improving the lives of underprivileged people throughout Europe. Disappointing to see it sacrificed in favour of some theoretical future nationalist labour government

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.

quote:

At end add 'but respectfully regret that the Gracious Speech does not rule out withdrawal from the EU without a deal, guarantee a Parliamentary vote on any final outcome to negotiations, set out transitional arrangements to maintain jobs, trade and certainty for business, set out proposals to remain within the Customs Union and Single Market, set out clear measures to respect the competencies of the devolved administrations, and include clear protections for EU nationals living in the UK now, including retaining their right to remain in the UK, and reciprocal rights for UK citizens.'.

Can anybody tell me which part of this goes against Labour policy? I'm pretty sure each part was in Labour's manifesto.

namesake
Jun 19, 2006

"When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."

pointsofdata posted:

Single market means free movement, which is the most achievable (it already exists!) way of improving the lives of underprivileged people throughout Europe. Disappointing to see it sacrificed in favour of some theoretical future nationalist labour government

Okay sure it's an actually existing tool but it's a pretty pisspoor one compared to any action the EU could take if it was a state.

It's not like British people are happy having to move to London to get quality work; I can't imagine that Eastern Europeans or Spanish teens are really any happier.

Wiggly Wayne DDS
Sep 11, 2010



forkboy84 posted:

Good to see Jezza laying down the law.

Also, scummy RBKC news

https://twitter.com/susana_mendonca/status/880484521426268160
video:

https://twitter.com/ConnorGillies/status/880485304410546181

Coohoolin
Aug 5, 2012

Oor Coohoolie.

Private Speech posted:

It's funny how much this thread moved towards a pro-brexit stance since the referendum. With my view of "even the libdem stance is wayy too Eurosceptic" (much as I understand the political realities of anti-immigration sentiment and Brexit happening no matter what) I feel pretty lonely here these days.

This is me.

distortion park
Apr 25, 2011


namesake posted:

Okay sure it's an actually existing tool but it's a pretty pisspoor one compared to any action the EU could take if it was a state.

It's not like British people are happy having to move to London to get quality work; I can't imagine that Eastern Europeans or Spanish teens are really any happier.

I mean they do it so most must think it's better than their existing alternatives. And some people do want to live in London! It's got a lot going for it like a vibrant cultural scene, a large LGBT community, lots of good universities, is safer for women and minorities than most other cities, interesting and varied jobs.

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!



Haha gently caress that went badly, everyone involved is gonna have to resign soon

distortion park
Apr 25, 2011


Private Speech posted:

It's funny how much this thread moved towards a pro-brexit stance since the referendum. With my view of "even the libdem stance is wayy too Eurosceptic" (much as I understand the political realities of anti-immigration sentiment and Brexit happening no matter what) I feel pretty lonely here these days.

Yeah it's sad. The EU does a lot of good and we could still nationalise the railways if we wanted to.

Also lol
https://twitter.com/Nigel_Farage/status/880477525306216448

Rygar201
Jan 26, 2011
I AM A TERRIBLE PIECE OF SHIT.

Please Condescend to me like this again.

Oh yeah condescend to me ALL DAY condescend daddy.


That's a good one form Farage, to be fair.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro



loving hell. I don't even know how they can be so incompetent. No wonder the Robert Atkinson was giving Paget-Brown an earful, what a horrible force. Their response to a horrific disaster has been non-existent. Just cowering from the public & from the press & trying their damnedest to avoid taking any responsibility. It's galling. Utter bastards.

distortion park
Apr 25, 2011


forkboy84 posted:

loving hell. I don't even know how they can be so incompetent. No wonder the Robert Atkinson was giving Paget-Brown an earful, what a horrible force. Their response to a horrific disaster has been non-existent. Just cowering from the public & from the press & trying their damnedest to avoid taking any responsibility. It's galling. Utter bastards.

Don't even have it in them to resign, just trying to ride it out. Awful.

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006
So if they're legally obligated to allow the press into meetings, and the council leaders won't hold a meeting with the press there, then they'll end up never holding any meetings at all? This is really not going to go down well at all.

suck my woke dick
Oct 10, 2012

:siren:I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!:siren:

Put this cum-loving slave on ignore immediately!

Julio Cruz posted:

So if they're legally obligated to allow the press into meetings, and the council leaders won't hold a meeting with the press there, then they'll end up never holding any meetings at all? This is really not going to go down well at all.

They're successfully emulating the Theresa May response to any actual issue whatsoever.

suck my woke dick
Oct 10, 2012

:siren:I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!:siren:

Put this cum-loving slave on ignore immediately!

pointsofdata posted:

Yeah it's sad. The EU does a lot of good and we could still nationalise the railways if we wanted to.

Also lol
https://twitter.com/Nigel_Farage/status/880477525306216448

tibfjc

ThomasPaine
Feb 4, 2009

We have no compassion and we ask no compassion from you. When our turn comes, we shall not make excuses for the terror.

lmao

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

Julio Cruz posted:

So if they're legally obligated to allow the press into meetings, and the council leaders won't hold a meeting with the press there, then they'll end up never holding any meetings at all?

Sir Humprey would be proud.

brian
Sep 11, 2001
I obtained this title through beard tax.


it's a good thing right? like there's a lot more ukippers who hang on his every word than remainers who give a poo poo what he says right?

baka kaba
Jul 19, 2003

PLEASE ASK ME, THE SELF-PROFESSED NO #1 PAUL CATTERMOLE FAN IN THE SOMETHING AWFUL S-CLUB 7 MEGATHREAD, TO NAME A SINGLE SONG BY HIS EXCELLENT NU-METAL SIDE PROJECT, SKUA, AND IF I CAN'T PLEASE TELL ME TO
EAT SHIT

communism bitch posted:

Remember that there's no cover up attempt. This is just government ineptitude.

Heh, never attribute to malice what yovbcvjhstipdty!!!!!!!! :grin:

Private Speech posted:

It's funny how much this thread moved towards a pro-brexit stance since the referendum. With my view of "even the libdem stance is wayy too Eurosceptic" (much as I understand the political realities of anti-immigration sentiment and Brexit happening no matter what) I feel pretty lonely here these days.

Honestly I think pretty much everyone in here is anti-Brexit, even the few who think we'll come out of it ok. What's changed since the referendum is that a democratic decision was taken, public sentiment swung heavily towards going ahead with it, and the Tories gained huge amounts of support by framing themselves The Champions of Brexit, stoking nationalism, and promising the moon on a stick

That makes it a complex situation, where taking a principled but purely symbolic stance could hurt Labour's chances of actually having the power to influence things. Most people are pro Labour being smart about this, instead of providing a convenient distraction and scapegoat while the Tories cling to power and gently caress things up unhindered

Wiggly Wayne DDS
Sep 11, 2010



a meeting that never happened still puts out a prepared statement:

https://twitter.com/RBKC/status/880495105559457792

quote:

Statement by Cllr Nicholas Paget-Brown

We meet in the tragic aftermath of the worst incident to have occurred in the borough since Kensington and Chelsea was created 52 years ago and one of London’s worst single losses of life since the second world war. There are many questions but I want to start by remembering that it is the 80 people confirmed so far who have lost their lives and their grief stricken families that are uppermost in our minds. They certainly have been in mine. We also know that the top of the building has not been reached yet and that a number of people are still unaccounted for having been reported missing.

It is still almost impossible to take in the events which led to their final moments in the early hours of that summer morning.

In this statement I want to address the following:
  • Fire Safety
  • Housing Assessment and Allocation
  • Support for individuals and families
  • Other partners who have offered assistance
  • Changes to the way the Council operates in response to the fire.

Fire safety

The cause of the fire and the reasons it spread so rapidly will lie at the heart of the public enquiry and it would not be right to pre-empt that.

Kensington and Chelsea Tennant Management Organisation (KCTMO) manage 18 tower blocks which are over ten stories in the borough – all have up-to-date Fire Safety Risk Assessments and none of the other high-rise blocks in the borough have cladding. This has been confirmed to DCLG as part of their survey into tower blocks and external fixtures.

I can however confirm that a letter about fire safety has been delivered by hand to all residents in high-rise blocks by KCTMO. It reiterates advice given by the Fire Service.

The KCTMO has also commissioned an independent fire survey of the Council’s blocks of flats and the results of this will be made publicly available.

Housing

I wanted to update the Cabinet on where we are now in terms of supporting those who lost their homes or needed to move out of nearby properties for safety. I realise the Council has come in for much criticism for its response. I will acknowledge this and apologise for what we could have done better.

373 households are currently in temporary accommodation. That includes 140 placements of people from Grenfell Tower and Grenfell Walk. Nobody has been offered accommodation outside London. Residents have been told that they can stay in a hotel until a more suitable housing option can be identified. There is a target of re-housing everyone currently in a hotel within three weeks to more suitable interim accommodation whilst their long-term housing requirements are met.

Everyone who lost their home is undergoing a Housing Assessment to identify their longer-term needs. So far 153 have been completed. 65 have been offered temporary accommodation. Our Housing Allocations team is searching for appropriate properties nearby. 68 new build flats have been identified in the Warwick Road development to which the Council will have the nominations. We have also had discussions with Clarion who have offered several flats in their Chelsea site for short-term accommodation. Other offers have been made of interim housing and are currently being assessed.

Support for individuals and families

A social worker has been allocated to every affected household that wants one both from the Tower and other neighbouring properties. On the ground, 106 of the 160 Adult Social Care and Childrens’ Social Services Team have been Royal Borough staff.

The Housing Assessment Team has been staffed by officers from other boroughs but the allocations team is from the Royal Borough.

Kensington Aldridge Academy will remain closed until September and pupils in Year 7-9 are currently based at Burlington Danes. The sixth form is at Latymer Upper School. Further tests are being made of the cladding. St Francis of Assisi school is operating from the Sion Manning site. Counselling is being provided to both teachers and pupils and our educational psychologists are providing in-depth support across the borough.

The Red Cross and HMRC have been providing support to people without papers to help them with basic identification. Some residents have been concerned that there will be difficulties with their immigration status despite the undertakings given by the Prime Minister. I have written to the Home Secretary to urge her to ensure that Home Office staff are aware of this and that displaced residents are not deterred from seeking help.

Families have received immediate financial support. As of yesterday more than £1.6m had been distributed to affected families. This consists of a £500 cash payment for immediate needs and £5,000 delivered through the DWP into a bank account. I recognise that in the early days there were issues in ensuring that all those who needed cash had received it.

A family assistance centre providing support to those dealing with bereavement has been opened and offers a wide range of support services including interpreters.

Other partners offering assistance

It is clear that the scale and complexity of this tragedy required help from beyond this borough. I am extremely grateful to all the other boroughs who have offered assistance. Also to more than 10,000 people who have volunteered help. We have responded to them all and asked them to complete a questionnaire setting out the area where they are best able to offer help. The Volunteer Centre will take on the role of co-ordinating this activity.

We have also received a huge number of donations of food, goods and money. The Red Cross are assisting with this and some of the goods will be sold to raise money. The Red Cross along with the Kensington & Chelsea Foundation will deliver funds to community groups.

We have also been extremely fortunate in the sustained support given by so many of the community groups and voluntary organisations based in North Kensington from the very first hours of the fire. Council staff were present at many of them, but clearly not visible enough. As responsibility for the operation of the Grenfell Support Group passes back to the borough over the next week or so, we will be looking to the community to indicate what else is required and they will take an active role in deciding how the donations are handled.

Council: the way forward

I recognise that there has been political fall-out from the Grenfell Fire and that there may yet be more. We have lost our Town Clerk, Nicholas Holgate and I want to reinforce my thanks to him for the great service that he has given to Kensington and Chelsea over his eight years with us. I am very grateful to Dr Barry Quirk, Chief Executive of Lewisham for agreeing to act as an interim Chief Executive and grateful to Sir Steve Bullock, Mayor of Lewisham for agreeing to lend him to us. We will hear from Dr Quirk shortly.

I also want to acknowledge the huge amount of work undertaken by officers on the ground who have stepped up to deal with this tragedy. Many have volunteered long hours and weekends to ensure that we are able to ensure that a range of services and the benefits of local knowledge and contacts can be brought into play in the service of residents.

The Council will need to think about how we continue to recognise the immensity of this tragedy. It cannot be business as usual. In the next few days I will announce a sub-committee of the Cabinet to oversee the specific challenges posed by the fire and to ensure that we have a co-ordinated and visible response that is respected by the survivors.

I think we will also need a dedicated Scrutiny Committee to oversee this work and to ensure that community representatives are properly heard. I will discuss this with the other parties.

Our officer team will need to consider how it is best configured to respond and this is likely to involve staff dedicated to a specific Grenfell Tower unit.

The other work of the Council needs to continue. Many residents depend on our social care programmes, child support, waste, parks, transport, planning and library services. It is important that this work carries on and meets the highest standards expected by our residents.

At present the name of Kensington and Chelsea stands tarnished and diminished. Our plans to transform housing are currently on hold. Our reputation with the wider community in North Kensington is damaged and in some cases fractured. Our tenants and leaseholders have questions for us and KCTMO. We are under sustained media criticism for a slow reaction to the Fire, non-visibility and for failing to invest in North Kensington. I believe that many of these criticisms need to be challenged and over time they will be, but I can think of nothing more demeaning to the memory of those lost and missing in the fire than seeking the resolution of political scores.

This is a huge event in the contemporary history of London. The horror to befall Grenfell Tower has been seen around the world. The challenge now is to ensure that the strengths which also characterise this place, and North Kensington in particular, are seen to play their part in bringing the community together and ensuring that one of the most diverse parts of a great City can start to move forward from this tragedy.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013


There is a labour MP called Slaughter?

If so, nobody on earth has ever been more in need of a peerage.

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.

OwlFancier posted:

There is a labour MP called Slaughter?

If so, nobody on earth has ever been more in need of a peerage.

MP for Hammersmith, I believe.

Plasmafountain
Jun 17, 2008

Spangly A posted:

what are those loving pissants doing sitting on their phones instead of breaking into the building

journalists today smh

Court order for breaking and entering i think not

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

pointsofdata posted:

I mean they do it so most must think it's better than their existing alternatives. And some people do want to live in London! It's got a lot going for it like a vibrant cultural scene, a large LGBT community, lots of good universities, is safer for women and minorities than most other cities, interesting and varied jobs.

lol

Sarah Bellum
Oct 21, 2008

OwlFancier posted:

There is a labour MP called Slaughter?

If so, nobody on earth has ever been more in need of a peerage.

Pfft, "Lord Slaughter" is no "Baroness Blood".

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006

Sarah Bellum posted:

Pfft, "Lord Slaughter" is no "Baroness Blood".

Neither of them are a patch on "Lady Garden".

Kegluneq
Feb 18, 2011

Mr President, the physical reality of Prime Minister Corbyn is beyond your range of apprehension. If you'll just put on these PINKOVISION glasses...

OwlFancier posted:

There is a labour MP called Slaughter?

If so, nobody on earth has ever been more in need of a peerage.

Andy Slaughter, who previously resigned from the Shadow Cabinet in June 2016.

Hallucinogenic Toreador
Nov 21, 2000

Whoooooahh I'd be
Nothin' without you
Baaaaaa-by

OwlFancier posted:

There is a labour MP called Slaughter?

If so, nobody on earth has ever been more in need of a peerage.

Surely some regiment in the army could do with an honourary Sergeant?

Sarah Bellum
Oct 21, 2008
There's a Lady Garden? Baroness Blood is real. Rumour has it she's several centuries old, gone insane, and that peasant girls go mysteriously missing from her employ. Rumours that I started just now, on this forum.

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Bobstar
Feb 8, 2006

KartooshFace, you are not responding efficiently!

Julio Cruz posted:

Neither of them are a patch on "Lady Garden".

Less suggestive, but Lord Judge is also amusing

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