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What is the best flav... you all know what this question is:
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Labour 907 49.92%
Theresa May Team (Conservative) 48 2.64%
Liberal Democrats 31 1.71%
UKIP 13 0.72%
Plaid Cymru 25 1.38%
Green 22 1.21%
Scottish Socialist Party 12 0.66%
Scottish Conservative Party 1 0.06%
Scottish National Party 59 3.25%
Some Kind of Irish Unionist 4 0.22%
Alliance / Irish Nonsectarian 3 0.17%
Some Kind of Irish Nationalist 36 1.98%
Misc. Far Left Trots 35 1.93%
Misc. Far Right Fash 8 0.44%
Monster Raving Loony 49 2.70%
Space Navies Party 39 2.15%
Independent / Single Issue 2 0.11%
Can't Vote 188 10.35%
Won't Vote 8 0.44%
Spoiled Ballot 15 0.83%
Pissflaps 312 17.17%
Total: 1817 votes
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Lord_Adonis
Mar 2, 2015

by Smythe
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2017/jun/29/jeremy-corbyn-sacks-three-frontbenchers-after-single-market-vote

A Hard Brexit under Labour will be as disastrous for the economic foundations of this country as a Conservative Hard Brexit. A Corbyn Labour government may well possess some excellent policies with regards to correcting austerity, saving public services from Conservative mismanagement and reasserting a national control of the commons, but a potential Labour Brexit that leaves the nation exiled from the Single Market and Customs Union will kick the chair out from under these policies. A Corbyn government will be as hamstrung as a May government when the economic conditions for the maintenance and expansion of public services disappear and the provision of an adequate standard of living for all Britons disappear. The Labour party as a whole must begin to speak this truth loudly and plainly. Decades of economic mismanagement, undertaken under the tenure of both successive Conservative and Labour governments have bequeathed an economy that cannot hope to contract its trade deficit or improve its productivity outside of the Single Market. Economic activity related to the Single Market accounts for 44% of our export markets, 20%-30% of the exchequer's tax base and 3-5 million jobs. It is time to face these facts- continued membership of the Single Market and the promise of Labour's last election manifesto are inextricably linked and mutually bound. The Single Market is the steam to Labour's turbine. Tell the truth, save the nation.

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Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
i know May has no power MP's but surely she can get these fucks in line

pumpinglemma
Apr 28, 2009

DD: Fondly regard abomination.

Kegluneq posted:

Andy Slaughter, who previously resigned from the Shadow Cabinet in June 2016.
Why the gently caress did they let him back in, then?

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006

Sarah Bellum posted:

There's a Lady Garden? Baroness Blood is real. Rumour has it she's several centuries old, gone insane, and that peasant girls go mysteriously missing from her employ. Rumours that I started just now, on this forum.



GIS for Lady Garden is surprisingly less NSFW than I expected.

Lord_Adonis
Mar 2, 2015

by Smythe

Coohoolin posted:

This is me.

Likewise. It seems to me that the only hope for English and Welsh remainers is to migrate to Scotland and join Scottish remainers in campaigning for the SNP and a Second Independence Referendum, with a view to Scotland joining the EU after independence.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Lord_Adonis posted:

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2017/jun/29/jeremy-corbyn-sacks-three-frontbenchers-after-single-market-vote

A Hard Brexit under Labour will be as disastrous for the economic foundations of this country as a Conservative Hard Brexit. A Corbyn Labour government may well possess some excellent policies with regards to correcting austerity, saving public services from Conservative mismanagement and reasserting a national control of the commons, but a potential Labour Brexit that leaves the nation exiled from the Single Market and Customs Union will kick the chair out from under these policies. A Corbyn government will be as hamstrung as a May government when the economic conditions for the maintenance and expansion of public services disappear and the provision of an adequate standard of living for all Britons disappear. The Labour party as a whole must begin to speak this truth loudly and plainly. Decades of economic mismanagement, undertaken under the tenure of both successive Conservative and Labour governments have bequeathed an economy that cannot hope to contract its trade deficit or improve its productivity outside of the Single Market. Economic activity related to the Single Market accounts for 44% of our export markets, 20%-30% of the exchequer's tax base and 3-5 million jobs. It is time to face these facts- continued membership of the Single Market and the promise of Labour's last election manifesto are inextricably linked and mutually bound. The Single Market is the steam to Labour's turbine. Tell the truth, save the nation.

hard brexit is happening. if we're lucky we'll stay in the customs union

Lord_Adonis
Mar 2, 2015

by Smythe

Jose posted:

hard brexit is happening. if we're lucky we'll stay in the customs union

Whom the gods destroy, they first make mad.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
i wish it wasn't but since may got into power and the tories decided to keep her in power until post brexit its happening

Sarah Bellum
Oct 21, 2008

Julio Cruz posted:



GIS for Lady Garden is surprisingly less NSFW than I expected.

What a lovely, well kept Lady Garden.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
it is cool that after blowing the election may has decided her legacy will be hard brexit at least

TheHoodedClaw
Jul 26, 2008

Bobstar posted:

Less suggestive, but Lord Judge is also amusing

His full title at at one point in his career was The Lord Chief Justice, Lord Judge. He was born plain old Igor Judge.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
Judge him not lest ye get Judged.

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

Lord_Adonis posted:

Likewise. It seems to me that the only hope for English and Welsh remainers is to migrate to Scotland and join Scottish remainers in campaigning for the SNP and a Second Independence Referendum, with a view to Scotland joining the EU after independence.

Scottish independence is bad for Scotland in the same way that Brexit is bad for the U.K. Only worse.

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006

Sarah Bellum posted:

What a lovely, well kept Lady Garden.

This Lady Garden has clearly seen better days but at least there appears to be some regular maintenance taking place.

TheHoodedClaw posted:

His full title at at one point in his career was The Lord Chief Justice, Lord Judge. He was born plain old Igor Judge.

This is peak nominative determinism.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Pissflaps posted:

Scottish independence is bad for Scotland in the same way that Brexit is bad for the U.K. Only worse.

it'll provide some humour for those of us south of the border

Skinty McEdger
Mar 9, 2008

I have NEVER received the respect I deserve as the leader and founder of The Masterflock, the internet's largest and oldest Christopher Masterpiece fan group in all of history, and I DEMAND that changes. From now on, you will respect Skinty McEdger!

It should be noted Andy Slaughter was appropriately enough shadow housing secretary.

Private Speech
Mar 30, 2011

I HAVE EVEN MORE WORTHLESS BEANIE BABIES IN MY COLLECTION THAN I HAVE WORTHLESS POSTS IN THE BEANIE BABY THREAD YET I STILL HAVE THE TEMERITY TO CRITICIZE OTHERS' COLLECTIONS

IF YOU SEE ME TALKING ABOUT BEANIE BABIES, PLEASE TELL ME TO

EAT. SHIT.


baka kaba posted:

Heh, never attribute to malice what yovbcvjhstipdty!!!!!!!! :grin:


Honestly I think pretty much everyone in here is anti-Brexit, even the few who think we'll come out of it ok. What's changed since the referendum is that a democratic decision was taken, public sentiment swung heavily towards going ahead with it, and the Tories gained huge amounts of support by framing themselves The Champions of Brexit, stoking nationalism, and promising the moon on a stick

That makes it a complex situation, where taking a principled but purely symbolic stance could hurt Labour's chances of actually having the power to influence things. Most people are pro Labour being smart about this, instead of providing a convenient distraction and scapegoat while the Tories cling to power and gently caress things up unhindered

I get that, but thankfully this thread isn't a Labour political committee so there's no need to pretend that Brexit is actually a great thing. I'm not asking Labour to change it's official stance or condemning them for it or anything.

Either way it's done now, but I won't be call it a success for socialism just because Brexit won.

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
Andy Slaughter pronounces it like 'laughter' but with an s at the front.

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
It would be interesting to have had a survey of those in the crowd at Glastonbury and ask them what they think Labour's position on Brexit is.

distortion park
Apr 25, 2011


Pissflaps posted:

It would be interesting to have had a survey of those in the crowd at Glastonbury and ask them what they think Labour's position on Brexit is.

You'd have to be pretty deep in the tank to thibk it's anything other than hard brexit and some fantasy nationalist socialism on the agenda

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Pissflaps posted:

Andy Slaughter pronounces it like 'laughter' but with an s at the front.

and like the former US speaker john boehner he's wrong

distortion park
Apr 25, 2011


There's not even any of the fake fairer on Indian immigrants stuff we got from the brexiters.

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Pissflaps posted:

It would be interesting to have had a survey of those in the crowd at Glastonbury and ask them what they think Labour's position on Brexit is.

What would be interesting about it?

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006

Pissflaps posted:

Andy Slaughter pronounces it like 'laughter' but with an s at the front.

Can you provide a link to back up this claim?

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

JFairfax posted:

What would be interesting about it?

Because i don't think many people understand that Labour is pro hard Brexit.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

pointsofdata posted:

You'd have to be pretty deep in the tank to thibk it's anything other than hard brexit and some fantasy nationalist socialism on the agenda

I don't think Jeremy Corbyn is a nazi.

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh

pointsofdata posted:

I mean they do it so most must think it's better than their existing alternatives. And some people do want to live in London! It's got a lot going for it like a vibrant cultural scene, a large LGBT community, lots of good universities, is safer for women and minorities than most other cities, interesting and varied jobs.

I second Jose's "lol" and add in a "wut".

Now I loved living in London, especially the part where we dossed on the floor of an affordable housing flat in St. James' park. All of the above applies to that. It does however, not apply to where I moved next which was Brixton.

London is a city where you pay through the nose to live in the nice posh bits and receive the kind of lifestyle that the average poor person is used to in small northern towns, but we get less art and theatre. I am sick to the back teeth of the London centric media hammering home this narrative of people north of Birmingham being pig ignorent homophobic racists.

Our old people are racist and so are yours. I've never seen homophobia and it's common to see gay couples on the street, the north got over it, and a lot of that was to do with all the work they did with aids awareness in secondary schools in the mid to late 90s onwards, speaking of which. State schools in inner cities are always going to be terrible, you think I wanted my kids going to school in Brixton? gently caress that, I'll take worse architecture and culture if it means being in a school with no knife crime and much better exam results.

distortion park
Apr 25, 2011


OwlFancier posted:

I don't think Jeremy Corbyn is a nazi.

Neither do i

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Pissflaps posted:

Because i don't think many people understand that Labour is pro hard Brexit.

I think most people understand that a soft brexit without leaving the single market and without restricting freedom of movement isn't actually brexit.

The EU has repeatedly stated that this is not an option. We cannot pick and choose which elements we want. It's all or nothing.

Soft brexit is a lie.

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

OwlFancier posted:

I don't think Jeremy Corbyn is a nazi.

He totes is

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

JFairfax posted:

I think most people understand that a soft brexit without leaving the single market and without restricting freedom of movement isn't actually brexit.

The EU has repeatedly stated that this is not an option. We cannot pick and choose which elements we want. It's all or nothing.

Soft brexit is a lie.

Well, Farage would agree with you I suppose.

Staying in the single market is an option.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I think Labour is pro brexit but that what we actually get will depend on negotiations.

Whereas the tories can't negotiate because they're idiots.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

pointsofdata posted:

There's not even any of the fake fairer on Indian immigrants stuff we got from the brexiters.
That's going to happen though.

Not because any of the parties have it in their manifestos, but because lol if you think India is going to sign a decent trade deal with post-Brexit Britain without it happening.

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006

Julio Cruz posted:

Can you provide a link to back up this claim?

No, I didn't think you could. Back on ignore you go.

Bobstar
Feb 8, 2006

KartooshFace, you are not responding efficiently!

TheHoodedClaw posted:

His full title at at one point in his career was The Lord Chief Justice, Lord Judge. He was born plain old Igor Judge.

Ah an Igor. Always happy to lend a hand in court.

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Pissflaps posted:

Well, Farage would agree with you I suppose.

Staying in the single market is an option.

The EU has said that we cannot maintain access to the single market without the accepting all four freedoms.

This notion of soft brexit is delusional.

That's why brexit was such a loving stupid idea.

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

JFairfax posted:

The EU has said that we cannot maintain access to the single market without the accepting all four freedoms.

This notion of soft brexit is delusional.

That's why brexit was such a loving stupid idea.

Yes we could leave the EU, accept the four freedoms and retain membership of the single market. That would be a soft Brexit.

Skinty McEdger
Mar 9, 2008

I have NEVER received the respect I deserve as the leader and founder of The Masterflock, the internet's largest and oldest Christopher Masterpiece fan group in all of history, and I DEMAND that changes. From now on, you will respect Skinty McEdger!

Pissflaps posted:

Andy Slaughter pronounces it like 'laughter' but with an s at the front.

Nope.

https://youtu.be/PxzjEZ0u2Pc?t=31m26s

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Pissflaps posted:

Yes we could leave the EU, accept the four freedoms and retain membership of the single market. That would be a soft Brexit.

It would barely qualify as a brexit and would be loving idiotic, we would have to be subject to all the rules without being able to be a part of forming them.

I'm coming to the opinion that soft brexit would be worse than a hard brexit.

Best of all would be staying in but a soft brexit will just be pointless.

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Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo

JFairfax posted:

It would barely qualify as a brexit and would be loving idiotic, we would have to be subject to all the rules without being able to be a part of forming them.

I'm coming to the opinion that soft brexit would be worse than a hard brexit.

Best of all would be staying in but a soft brexit will just be pointless.

This thread has gone stupid. Like, really loving dumb.

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