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Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Weeping Wound posted:

scream into the void that is his mansion, echoing out over the San Fernando Valley

His butler is cowering in the corner, regretting that he had failed to remove the brown m&ms from his fat rear end candy vault

"Ed Balls, save me from this manchildish he-beast." He prays to himself

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Anime Schoolgirl
Nov 28, 2002

brugroffil posted:

duder there are like 18 different investigations including a special counsel leveling up and unlocking more and more companions as he goes
what is mueller's persona

alternatively, what's his rune sign

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Guy Goodbody posted:

the one where Niles takes over Frasier's show

The part where Frasier gets hopped up on pain pills and takes his show back by force

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!
¡ZUCK!

Anime Schoolgirl
Nov 28, 2002

Fidel Castronaut
Dec 25, 2004

Houston, we're Havana problem.

Intel&Sebastian posted:

The part where Frasier gets hopped up on pain pills and takes his show back by force

What is the best episode and what is the worst episode?

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Anime Schoolgirl posted:

what is mueller's persona

alternatively, what's his rune sign

i'd like to know his stand

kibaces
Jul 11, 2016

Intel&Sebastian posted:

Reminder: I can still tell you the best joke in any Frasier episode just by the episode title and season number

Okay let's do this, I've never seen one single episode so tell me the best joke in 2x05.

I'll get you back when I see it

mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.

Schnorkles posted:

trump has broken montasque rip

he seemed pretty broken last week already

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



deathbysnusnu posted:

Leftists get way too concerned about virtue signaling (I kind of hate myself for saying this) and often won't vote strategically because their ultra-pure ideals can't be corrupted by the very human nature of politics. Republicans on the other hand are fuelled by lust for death and power at all costs. What I'm saying is nothing matters and I'll have a number 4. I just want to see Trump's baby dick as twin streams of golden piss cascade down his face.

"ultra-pure ideals" in this case being "please don't grind me into a fine paste for an increased dividend"

for whatever reason the left is the one that is constantly demanded to bend the knee and go to the center but whenever the opposite is asked the center starts screaming about how anything that isn't centrist won't win :thunk:

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Hmmmmmmm, now that I think about it the part in Police Story where Frasier starts whining about his lovely sex life while there's a surprise party waiting for him in Roz's booth is pretty good too.

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Business Gorillas posted:

"ultra-pure ideals" in this case being "please don't grind me into a fine paste for an increased dividend"

for whatever reason the left is the one that is constantly demanded to bend the knee and go to the center but whenever the opposite is asked the center starts screaming about how anything that isn't centrist won't win :thunk:

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Anime Schoolgirl posted:

it takes a very special kind of smoothbrain to have 2 billion dollars, maintenance staff keeping your candy fountains flowing, access to all the heroin in the world, and not be happy on some level

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hedonic_treadmill

kibaces
Jul 11, 2016
Also YouTube is recommending me hypernormalization videos?

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



"why don't you vote strategically" i insist as i become more racist to appease mythical moderate republicans

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004


his name's butt

H5N1
Mar 8, 2005

heil satan
I can't believe how excited I am about the Jeb campaign!

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO
Notch: cant be happy with billions of dollars, no, notch has to be happy and proud about being heterosexual

Th at s the ticket to happiness two billion dollars cant buy you

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Business Gorillas posted:

"ultra-pure ideals" in this case being "please don't grind me into a fine paste for an increased dividend"

for whatever reason the left is the one that is constantly demanded to bend the knee and go to the center but whenever the opposite is asked the center starts screaming about how anything that isn't centrist won't win :thunk:

back to the mines with you peon

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

H5N1 posted:

I can't believe how excited I am about the Jeb campaign!

Anime Schoolgirl
Nov 28, 2002

Business Gorillas posted:

"ultra-pure ideals" in this case being "please don't grind me into a fine paste for an increased dividend"

for whatever reason the left is the one that is constantly demanded to bend the knee and go to the center but whenever the opposite is asked the center starts screaming about how anything that isn't centrist won't win :thunk:
i wonder when deathbysnusnu is going to come around to defending slavery

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



H5N1 posted:

I can't believe how excited I am about the Jeb campaign!

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


Business Gorillas posted:

"ultra-pure ideals" in this case being "please don't grind me into a fine paste for an increased dividend"

for whatever reason the left is the one that is constantly demanded to bend the knee and go to the center but whenever the opposite is asked the center starts screaming about how anything that isn't centrist won't win :thunk:

the center sucks but that doesn't preclude leftists from being dumb as gently caress when it comes to actual politics sometimes

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
"Bu-but my bi-partisanship!" I cry as I am devoured by flesh eating beatles for the amusement of the patrician class

Anime Schoolgirl
Nov 28, 2002

brugroffil posted:

the center sucks but that doesn't preclude leftists from being dumb as gently caress when it comes to actual politics sometimes
it doesn't help that any organization or cohesion fell apart when civil rights and labor got backstabbed by the democratic party

babypolis
Nov 4, 2009

WAR DOGS OF SOCHI posted:

my father-in-law is from nicaragua and he was all, down there you know everyone is corrupt and so you can act/plan accordingly and it all kind of works in a dysfunctional way

here in the us, you don't know if someone is on the up-and-up or blowing smoke up your rear end, so you don't know what the gently caress to do about anything. you kind of want to trust people cuz you don't really know if they're corrupt for sure. i mean hell they probably are, but you don't know know.

he has a point

id rather have a chance of them not being corrupt

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

kibaces posted:

Okay let's do this, I've never seen one single episode so tell me the best joke in 2x05.

I'll get you back when I see it

Hmmmm, according to the net that's the episode where Frasier and Niles accidentally finance a mini-mall that destroys Duke's bar.

I'm having trouble remembering specific gags from that one but there's a good one where Frasier and Niles finally get invited to go to Duke's with Martin and everyone there is like "Oh yeah this is your son frasier from the radio" and Martin's like "yeah, but this is the other son I'm always talking about" and Duke is like "Oh yeah, how's it going Eddie"

lmao

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Anime Schoolgirl posted:

there's a reason why i keep saying germany and china will become the new hegemony

they aren't completely retarded

just mostly

again china is governing itself like i play tropico

complete slave hellhole for decades as i build up a huge economy, then a sudden and baffling switch to full socialism

Anime Schoolgirl
Nov 28, 2002

Schnorkles posted:

"Bu-but my bi-partisanship!" I cry as I am devoured by flesh eating beatles for the amusement of the patrician class
remember when :obama: didn't shed light on the russian election hacking in the name of bipartisanship

Trumps Baby Hands
Mar 27, 2016

Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.

Lastgirl posted:

Well geis don't just stand there and explain the obvious and help us destroy the frogmen and magabot armies with memes and mcdonalds orders, are you some fresh rookie in this forever psychic war?

Oh no, you're a tourist who got lost at the hypernormal veil, that gate was supposed to be deactivated :thunk:

Yah, I'm sorry, I know it's really boorish and pointless to go on and on about it, the Russia = bad dem conspiracy agrument just makes me really sad!

For the most part I've learned to dehumanize myself and face to hypernormalization, and mostly watch cat videos and monster factory

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012



:eyepop:

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Schnorkles posted:

"Bu-but my bi-partisanship!" I cry as I am devoured by flesh eating beatles for the amusement of the patrician class

mcconnell tried to warn you

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

Vertical Lime posted:

his name's butt

yeah that owns

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Epic High Five posted:

Remember how EMAILS EMAILS EMAILS was a thing for years even though nothing solid actually ever came of it and it was just procedural stuff being trumped up as death blows? Remember how it worked insanely well at depressing support of the candidate and convincing people that she was a criminal who literally executed people on DC streets in the middle of the night?

That's why the Russia stuff is important. Truth doesn't matter anymore lmao what kinda cuck uses that metric anymore

he gets it, as usual ^

Utz
Aug 1, 2008

by vyelkin
mad genius of torRRRRRRmp drives schoolmarms of political press crazy

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Al! posted:

im pretty sure every last republican is corrupt and most of the democrats

:same:

except for Jeb!

Anime Schoolgirl
Nov 28, 2002

Yinlock posted:

again china is governing itself like i play tropico

complete slave hellhole for decades as i build up a huge economy, then a sudden and baffling switch to full socialism
well not full socialism because they'll never go back to that because of the bad mao experience but they finally have a safety net and its citizens are really confused about it :kiddo:

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012



A SECOND RED BUTTON HAS HIT THE OVAL OFFICE :siren:

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

ironstache is the only non-corrupt dem

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Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


babypolis posted:

i was once the crazy guy who took the funny joke candidate donald trump seriously. now im a pro trump russian shill. its been quite a ride here on the trump thread

you clearly don't support trump, but you keep defending russia, because it's apparently impossible for the dems and russia to be bad at the same time. Just because the dems suck doesn't mean that everything they mention (such as the well documented trump/GOP/russia poo poo) is a lie lol

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