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Big McHuge: Feb 5, 2014; You wait for the war to happen like vultures.
If you want to help, prevent the war.
Don't save the remnants.
Save them all.

VectorSigma posted:

Please tell me this is real and not an ed balls.

# ? Jul 1, 2017 23:01

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# ? May 15, 2024 09:32

fits my needs: Jan 1, 2011; Grimey Drawer

https://twitter.com/CNN/status/881239762358734853

# ? Jul 1, 2017 23:01

fits my needs: Jan 1, 2011; Grimey Drawer

https://twitter.com/pixelatedboat/status/880957649746972672

# ? Jul 1, 2017 23:02

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/881271748280365056

# ? Jul 1, 2017 23:02

silentsnack: Mar 19, 2009; Donald John Trump (born June 14, 1946) is the 45th and current President of the United States. Before entering politics, he was a businessman and television personality.

silentsnack posted:

jBrereton posted:
Describe how the hunger times make you feel in 3 emojis or less

Which emoji says "I want to publish some bogus scientific papers about having developed a method to detect whether an unborn child will grow up to be a homosexual, so I can troll a bunch of dumb conservatives into arguing in favor of 'mandatory gay abortion' and laws discriminating against the rights of gay fetuses" ????

Having thought about it some more: even better than giving Alex Jones and breitbart pageviews... with enough pseudoscience maybe we could scam a lot of money out of a lot of idiots in grants or by crowdfunding research into prenatal psychology and 'conversion therapy' or just selling subliminal learning audio pisstapes* for people who want to make sure their child becomes straight.

I say 'we' because I lack the ability to be dishonest enough to lie with a straight face, but I can make up a bunch of bullshit that sounds more like science than all of alternative-medicine put together.

*literally, just hours of spliced recordings of nightkrew pissing on microphones for hours

# ? Jul 1, 2017 23:03

Lawman 0: Aug 17, 2010

fits my needs posted:

https://twitter.com/thehill/status/881267936429826049

I hope the first thing Murphy signs is the weed bill sitting in the statehouse

# ? Jul 1, 2017 23:03

VectorSigma: Jan 20, 2004; Transform
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Freak Out

Big McHuge posted:

Please tell me this is real and not an ed balls.

it is as real as the piss tape, my friend

# ? Jul 1, 2017 23:04

Lawman 0: Aug 17, 2010

triple sulk posted:

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/881271748280365056

lol he mad

# ? Jul 1, 2017 23:04

Cthulhumatic: May 21, 2007; Not dreaming...just turned off.

triple sulk posted:

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/881271748280365056

This is the best yet. We're through the loving looking glass...for the 80th time.

# ? Jul 1, 2017 23:04

MaxxBot: Oct 6, 2003; you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

Saturday afternoon TRUMP rant!

Cuck Yeah!

# ? Jul 1, 2017 23:05

limp dick calvin: Sep 1, 2006; Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

triple sulk posted:

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/881271748280365056

*plays footage of republicans saying stop tweeting* yeah bro

# ? Jul 1, 2017 23:05

Jazerus: May 24, 2011

SKULL.GIF posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZsbICx_aQQ

they might have been antifa ducks you don't know!!!

# ? Jul 1, 2017 23:06

VectorSigma: Jan 20, 2004; Transform
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Freak Out

triple sulk posted:

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/881271748280365056

[wint log off tweet]

# ? Jul 1, 2017 23:06

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

triple sulk posted:

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/881271748280365056

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKKSBHlxRdg

# ? Jul 1, 2017 23:06

Ekster: Jul 18, 2013

how much oxy do i need to take to believe that trump has ever held any sort of religious or philosophical viewpoint

# ? Jul 1, 2017 23:06

reignofevil: Nov 7, 2008

Guy Goodbody posted:

Do you know what a pecking party is? Sometimes a group of chickens will decide to rip one chicken to pieces for no reason. That's just a thing that happens with chickens

Have you ever been cooped up all day? I'd kill the chicken equivalent of "that guy" too.

# ? Jul 1, 2017 23:07

fits my needs: Jan 1, 2011; Grimey Drawer

Ekster posted:

how much oxy do i need to take to believe that trump has ever held any sort of religious or philosophical viewpoint

I saw a guy smoke oxy like crack once

# ? Jul 1, 2017 23:07

SKULL.GIF: Jan 20, 2017

DrManiac posted:

bullshit. at least around where I live people would totally do that poo poo for $20 a hour.

Dairy Days posted:

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/wonk/wp/2013/05/15/north-carolina-needed-6500-farm-workers-only-7-americans-stuck-it-out/

quote:

When native unemployed people are referred to NCGA, they're almost without exception hired; between 1998 and 2011, 97 percent of referred applicants were hired. But they don't tend to last. In 2011, 245 people were hired out of 268 referred, but only 163 (66.5 percent) of the hired applicants actually showed up to the first day of work. Worse, only seven lasted to the end of the growing season:

http://www.latimes.com/projects/la-fi-farms-immigration/

quote:

Today, farmworkers in the state earn about $30,000 a year if they work full time � about half the overall average pay in California. Most work fewer hours.

Some farmers are even giving laborers benefits normally reserved for white-collar professionals, like 401(k) plans, health insurance, subsidized housing and profit-sharing bonuses. Full-timers at Silverado Farming, for example, get most of those sweeteners, plus 10 paid vacation days, eight paid holidays, and can earn their hourly rate to take English classes.

But the raises and new perks have not tempted native-born Americans to leave their day jobs for the fields. Nine in 10 agriculture workers in California are still foreign born, and more than half are undocumented, according to a federal survey.

uHHhHhhhhHHhhHHHHhhh

# ? Jul 1, 2017 23:07

Strom Thermos: Sep 18, 2004

A Handed Missus posted:

OLYMPIC DONALD!

he used his limited life energy for this?!

# ? Jul 1, 2017 23:07

fits my needs: Jan 1, 2011; Grimey Drawer

Jayden is having a tantrum and not listening to Will

# ? Jul 1, 2017 23:07

limp dick calvin: Sep 1, 2006; Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

his obsession with winning would probably be a warning sign for like anyone in mental health. he�s like holden caulfield calling people phony

# ? Jul 1, 2017 23:08

MaxxBot: Oct 6, 2003; you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/881273362454118400

# ? Jul 1, 2017 23:08

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/881273362454118400

# ? Jul 1, 2017 23:09

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

TRUMP

# ? Jul 1, 2017 23:09

MaxxBot: Oct 6, 2003; you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

If Trump really believed his "limited energy" theory then wouldn't being "low-energy" like Jeb! be an advantage? :thunk:

# ? Jul 1, 2017 23:09

limp dick calvin: Sep 1, 2006; Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

omg lol

# ? Jul 1, 2017 23:09

Ekster: Jul 18, 2013

Consummate Professional posted:

his obsession with winning would probably be a warning sign for like anyone in mental health. he�s like holden caulfield calling people phony

he's a textbook case of narcissistic personality disorder

# ? Jul 1, 2017 23:09

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/881273471967350785

:parrot:

# ? Jul 1, 2017 23:10

Robert Plant: Jan 6, 2015

triple sulk posted:

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/881271748280365056

Tell me more Donny, say more dumb poo poo please

# ? Jul 1, 2017 23:10

SKULL.GIF: Jan 20, 2017

MaxxBot posted:

If Trump really believed his "limited energy" theory then wouldn't being "low-energy" like Jeb! be an advantage?

trump's batteries are fully charged

# ? Jul 1, 2017 23:10

VectorSigma: Jan 20, 2004; Transform
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Freak Out

MaxxBot posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/881273362454118400

the president is a bigger idiot than a chicken

# ? Jul 1, 2017 23:10

Pelican Dunderhead: Jun 16, 2010; Ah! Hello Ershin!; Pillbug

donald

# ? Jul 1, 2017 23:10

Dairy Days: Dec 26, 2007

SKULL.GIF posted:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/wonk/wp/2013/05/15/north-carolina-needed-6500-farm-workers-only-7-americans-stuck-it-out/

http://www.latimes.com/projects/la-fi-farms-immigration/

uHHhHhhhhHHhhHHHHhhh

15 an hour in california, noted bastion of low costs of living, please do go on

# ? Jul 1, 2017 23:10

Pelican Dunderhead: Jun 16, 2010; Ah! Hello Ershin!; Pillbug

TRUMP

# ? Jul 1, 2017 23:10

Jazerus: May 24, 2011

https://twitter.com/RealPressSecBot/status/881273972842668032

# ? Jul 1, 2017 23:11

Al-Saqr: Nov 11, 2007; One Day I Will Return To Your Side.

lol no come on keep tweeting donny we love it.

# ? Jul 1, 2017 23:11

Guy Goodbody: Aug 31, 2016; by Nyc_Tattoo

reignofevil posted:

Have you ever been cooped up all day? I'd kill the chicken equivalent of "that guy" too.

Pecking parties only happen in situations where the chickens can run around. If the chickens are battery farmed where they're cooped up all day and can't move, they get their beaks cut off because otherwise they'd go crazy and kill each other

# ? Jul 1, 2017 23:12