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ArbitraryC posted:an impressive combo of letting your friend know you only valued the friendship for the chance of sex with invalidating their sexuality. Down->Right + Sucker Punch.
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:I[28M] said something sexual to my lesbian friend [21F], afraid I ruined the friendship Me and my buddies dropped a guy from our circle of friends because of his budding coke problem. But before that happened he would do really painfully embarrassing poo poo like brag to strangers that we had met that he had gone to Colombia and hosed so many prostitutes at the brothel. Which is about as impressive as buying toilet paper from the store, exccept creepy as gently caress. After we dropped him we met a girl he had hooked up with a few times. He texted her: "Hey just wanted to let you know I got an STI. You should get checked. Also I'm seeing someone now just so you know." As if it were necessary to tell her that this shared experience was not a chance for her to reconnect. Some dudes just have a massive overestimation of their sex appeal.
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DragQueenofAngmar posted:LITERALLY the same person I took exception to this line.
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tbh it's almost a heartwarming story because the 21 year old learned their 28 male friend was mostly just there as a sexual predator. They severed and it's nice to see it from this perspective instead of the girl posting it because she was unsure about how to handle the situation.
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On the flip side: Me [18F] with my BF [48M] 6 months, short-description. How to deal with the age gap when introducing him to my parents? quote:I am 18 and in college. I started seeing my BF Jack 6 months ago (I was already 18, age of consent in my state is 16) after I sent him a message on a dating site. I've always been attracted to older men, and our relationship has been amazing. We have expressed our love, and we are talking about marriage and starting a family once I graduate. almost every reply posted:You don't, because he's a creep OP posted:It is upsetting that people are reducing everything about Jack to his age and dismissing the entire relationship based on this number.
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Haifisch posted:On the flip side: This is just sorta sad cause as much bad advice is often couched in "you'll understand when you're older" this is one of those situations where you will simply understand when you're pushin 50 and consider what it'd be like to date an 18 year old. e: not to say you need to be 50 to see it just that you will hit a point as you mature where you'll see older people appealing to younger people with smooth lines about how mature they are for their age is predatory. ArbitraryC fucked around with this message at 01:36 on Jul 3, 2017 |
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:I[28M] said something sexual to my lesbian friend [21F], afraid I ruined the friendship Even if she weren't a lesbian... Oh wow thanks friend, good to know that if I, a 21 year old woman, unexpectedly get the need to ride a dick (any dick regardless of who it's attached to), you're happy to volunteer for the task! I don't know how I'd solve that problem on my own. What a trooper.
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La Brea Carpet posted:Masturbating to pics of other people while in a relationship? [28/M] [23/F poor bastard writes it like he's pleading his case before a judge "I'm not saying what I did was right your honor..."
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ArbitraryC posted:This is just sorta sad cause as much bad advice is often couched in "you'll understand when you're older" this is one of those situations where you will simply understand when you're pushin 50 and consider what it'd be like to date an 18 year old. I'm only 26 and I can't imagine dating anyone under the age of 21. Like where the gently caress do you guys go for fun? Chuck E Cheese's???
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Martha Stewart Undying posted:I'm only 26 and I can't imagine dating anyone under the age of 21. I can totally see loving a 19 year old you met on Tinder or whatever. Dressing it up as a real relationship is the creepy part.
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Martha Stewart Undying posted:I'm only 26 and I can't imagine dating anyone under the age of 21. Yeah that sorta what I meant with the edit, it's something we can all see with age but to a naive teenager that thinks they understand everything they don't understand how manipulative the acknowledgement can be. If I were her parents I dunno how i'd explain the dynamic because someone that age is simply gonna reject what they say in favor or what they want to hear from their older boyfriend.
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Martha Stewart Undying posted:I'm only 26 and I can't imagine dating anyone under the age of 21. In some ways a bigger age gap could work because yea I thought that in my twenties but now I can't remember the last time my girlfriend and I went somewhere where we got carded at the door 
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Oh age gap chat? I (16M) have a kid with a much older woman (34F). I did not know until a few days ago, and I am not sure if I should tell my parents or friends about it, or just keep it a secret. Mother does not want me involved at all, she says she wants me to live my life normally without the worry of a kid. quote:I met Andreia at a bar. I look much, much older than I really am, I have a 5am shadow and am 6'3, I often get mistaken for being as old as 25. So at the time I thought it was awesome that I could sleep with this women while on vacation. It was easy, we just talked a bit at the bar, I bought her a drink, we flirted, then we went into the bathroom and had sex, then we went to her apartment and had sex again, then I went back home. We used a condom, although they were lovely NYC brand condoms. I told her I was in high school before we had sex, I kind of 95% expected her to turn around at that point but she continued talking to me. She is Ukrainian and i think its a lot more acceptable to sleep with younger people in ukraine? I am not sure the age of consent laws. Either way at the time it was just a little one night fling, very casual, I had a few of those back in my city with girls at my school and stuff so it wasn't like i was unprepared.
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Keep your drat mouth shut idiot
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Propitiate whatever gods will hear your exultations and thank the universe for this mulligan, kid. Better get that deal in writing, though. Contact a lawyer. Back child support pay is gonna suck if she changes her mind. E: buddy of mine had three kids when he divorced, all very young (1-3 yo). Wife  ed hard, didn't want him to have any contact with the kids and didn't want any child support, partially to deny him any legal visitation rights. He agreed. His oldest turned 18 (and sadly killed himself later). The other two are now getting out of high school. His wife decided she wanted that child support after all when the eldest turned 18, and so now the government will be garnishing half of his disability check until he dies.Probably one of the rare cases where a man got hosed over for sticking to his side of the deal. His ex-wife contacts him once a month or so to blame him for their son's suicide. The son he talked to 3-4 times once he turned 18, remember. His ex-wife's family likes my buddy, but she does not, at all. Pvt.Scott fucked around with this message at 03:48 on Jul 3, 2017 |
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Pvt.Scott posted:Propitiate whatever gods will hear your exultations and thank the universe for this mulligan, kid. Better get that deal in writing, though. Contact a lawyer. Back child support pay is gonna suck if she changes her mind. probably not a good idea for her to claim back child support if he can hit her back with statutory rape. dunno where he is tho or what the statute of limitations is on statutory rape and I am NOT going to google it
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:Dragon Ball Super is actually legit very positive for kids. It teaches them to never give up, try as hard as you can, trust and cherish your friends, respect everyone no matter their standing in life, train and study very hard, love your parents, and so much more. I'm not kidding. There isn't really much kicking or punching in Super anyways. Much more shooting energy beams or throwing silly anime poo poo. Anime is for pedophiles. Hope this helps.
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yeah isnt DBZ the show that had a young goku molest bulma while she was sleeping or some poo poo, loving sick filth that nobody should watch let alone children for gently caress's sake
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lol if you're concerned about the moral lessons Daniel Tiger is shoving in kids' faces oh no, go potty when you need to, such a terrible thing to reinforce to a 3-year-old with a short, catchy tune and Mr. Rogers' blessing be nice to people if you get mad, find a way to calm yourself down instead of yelling at your friends don't try to build a beach with real sand in your living room all lessons we should certainly be wary of in these troubled times
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Streak posted:yeah isnt DBZ the show that had a young goku molest bulma while she was sleeping or some poo poo, loving sick filth that nobody should watch let alone children for gently caress's sake Another person with weirdly specific knowledge about anime who also hates it. I see your game, mister! (I also hate anime. And I'm pretty sure what you're describing isn't in the US version.)
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new phone who dis posted:Another person with weirdly specific knowledge about anime who also hates it. I see your game, mister! (I also hate anime. And I'm pretty sure what you're describing isn't in the US version.) It's not even DBZ. It's in Dragonball, when Goku is a literal child who was raised by a hermit and he doesn't even know what the gently caress a girl is yet. Dragonball is the fun adventure show where Goku grows up, gets into funny situations and learns about life while also punching people in martial arts tournaments sometimes. DBZ starts after a time jump of a decade? Everyone is grown and poo poo and now it's professional wrestling.
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Pvt.Scott posted:It's not even DBZ. It's in Dragonball, when Goku is a literal child who was raised by a hermit and he doesn't even know what the gently caress a girl is yet. Dragonball is the fun adventure show where Goku grows up, gets into funny situations and learns about life while also punching people in martial arts tournaments sometimes. To be fair everything with Master Roshi in Dragonball is creepy, especially his interaction with Bulma.
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CharlestheHammer posted:To be fair everything with Master Roshi in Dragonball is creepy, especially his interaction with Bulma. Or the times they flash Bulmas tits to get blood to shoot out of someone's nose.
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Jul 3, 2017 06:28
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Trap sprung!
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Streak posted:Trap sprung! I have an excuse. I saw Dragonball as a wee lad when I lived in Japan. 
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My husband [39M] found out about me [33F] having sex with multiple random people. He's not even acting mad. He just wants to know what I want to do.quote:I cheated. I admit that.
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Esoteric Scientist posted:My husband [39M] found out about me [33F] having sex with multiple random people. He's not even acting mad. He just wants to know what I want to do. Depending on what type of Christian he is that may not actually be a reason to divorce. Also, going on a sex spree with a dozen guys is probably a sign of some emotional imbalance so he's right to get her help before or instead of running away
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She types like a schizo, soon she'll be complaining about her o b a m a p h o n e !
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She's not gonna have to wherewithal to leave him that's why she is so obviously disappointed that he didn't get upset and kick her out thus making the decision for her. I wonder what reddit had to say about it.
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Pvt.Scott posted:Propitiate whatever gods will hear your exultations and thank the universe for this mulligan, kid. Better get that deal in writing, though. Contact a lawyer. Back child support pay is gonna suck if she changes her mind. With one of my cousins, he filed for back child support from his dad who ran out on him and his Mom when he was little. While he didn't get the full amount awarded, it was still a pretty substantial sum. I still remember him telling me when his dad submitted what proof he had of paying support, a chunk of it was checks he'd written to the woman he ran off with.
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:I[28M] said something sexual to my lesbian friend [21F], afraid I ruined the friendship This is depressingly common for lesbians, who tend to be a little furious about being potential fap fodder for straight dudes they come out to
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Esoteric Scientist posted:My husband [39M] found out about me [33F] having sex with multiple random people. He's not even acting mad. He just wants to know what I want to do. I've never before seen someone who wants a divorce this badly who doesn't just go and get one. Also wow is she ever crazy. I feel so sorry for her kid(s). 
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My [17f] parents [41f, 44m] think m boyfriend [24m] is a massive weirdo and it's starting to get annoyingquote:I know that this sub doesn't really like age gaps, but I truly think this is an exceptional example. The comments are split 50/50 between "He's a creeper" and "Your life, your choices."
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Streak posted:Keep your drat mouth shut idiot Hahaha my best friend is an Iranian dude who basically is this guy re:looking older. I'm imagining teenage him telling teenage me he impregnated an older woman and all I can do is laugh. Dude should bury his head in the sand and forget about it until the kid comes looking 18 to 26 years later.
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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:I did too for a day or so, but it started making people sad. irl troll game on fleek
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Yawgmoth posted:I do it way more because it makes people my age go apoplectic with rage Thank Oglaf skeltal.
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Streak posted:Keep your drat mouth shut idiot In some states you have to list a father to apply for certain benefits like Medicaid or WIC. The state then goes after the dad for money independent of the mother. Hope her dupe of a boyfriend is willing to claim the kid on the forms.
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boner confessor posted:statute of limitations is on statutory rape There isn't one, at least not in any decent state.
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Streak posted:yeah isnt DBZ the show that had a young goku molest bulma while she was sleeping or some poo poo, loving sick filth that nobody should watch let alone children for gently caress's sake Dbz is when he's old you loving philistine
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