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im sure brazzers covered this fantasy extensively
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# ? Jul 6, 2017 00:08 |
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# ? May 14, 2024 17:33 |
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she signed the doc, she's dtf.
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# ? Jul 6, 2017 00:17 |
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Jeff Sichoe posted:she signed the doc, she's dtf. in the state of north carolina this is now a binding sex contract
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# ? Jul 6, 2017 00:27 |
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what kinda handmaid type poo poo is this
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# ? Jul 6, 2017 00:28 |
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Lol it's embarrassing but he's definitely not the first guy to make a pass at her while under anesthesia. His dentist probably thought it was hilarious.
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# ? Jul 6, 2017 00:34 |
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Dude either humiliated himself or is getting an unlikely pass to throw down with his fantasy and his approach to either possibility is to say "I'm fully aware of what happened but I'm too chickenshit to even talk about it out loud even though we both know I'm lying"
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# ? Jul 6, 2017 00:45 |
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For real though, the straightforward approach would let him feel this out: "Hey I saw on the document what I said when I was under with the laughing gas. I'm sorry if that made you uncomfortable." Will lead to either "No need, I want u to fill my cavity NOW" or "No big deal, I hear all kinds of crazy poo poo and am a professional. We will forget it happened."
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# ? Jul 6, 2017 00:58 |
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He could act like an actual decent person and just say sorry. If that's too hard for him he might as well be a future r/incel.
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# ? Jul 6, 2017 00:58 |
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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:He could act like an actual decent person and just say sorry. If that's too hard for him he might as well be a future r/incel. But then he'll never know if she wants him to shoot across her back! Surely the best way to go about this is to pussyfoot around
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# ? Jul 6, 2017 01:24 |
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CodfishCartographer posted:/r/relationships: People Fixed.
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# ? Jul 6, 2017 01:37 |
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Thread consensus: Don't gently caress your dad Don't gently caress your therapist Maybe gently caress your dentist?
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# ? Jul 6, 2017 01:40 |
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I think you should gently caress your dentist if your dentist is a consenting partner imho
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# ? Jul 6, 2017 01:50 |
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cumshitter posted:Lol it's embarrassing but he's definitely not the first guy to make a pass at her while under anesthesia. His dentist probably thought it was hilarious. I was having surgery and getting knocked out and because at the time I was a pretty heroic drinker and recreational drug user the first dose wasn't enough. I have no memory of this, but I was apparently super flirtatious with all the female nurses, including the older ones. They all thought it was a hoot and nobody was mad. For my part, all I remember is them putting in an IV, telling me I would feel something cold entering it and a metallic taste in my mouth and then someone started counting backwards from 10. I remember them saying 8 and then I woke up. Granted, I did not have detailed JO stories to tell them.
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# ? Jul 6, 2017 01:55 |
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i picked up one of my friends after his wisdom teeth surgery and in his doped up post srgery haze he kept telling the nurses they were beautiful and was being very flirty with them. the twist? hes a GAY
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# ? Jul 6, 2017 01:58 |
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I came out of surgery and while still coming to, told the nurse that it felt like I got deep throated by a robot and now in hindsight I should go back and ask her out
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# ? Jul 6, 2017 02:16 |
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ansel autisms posted:Me [29/F] with my husband 30/m of 4 years, doesn't work but won't look after the house. Burned himself on a pan while making breakfast to prove a point. I don't know if I want to try for a baby anymore. this lazy gently caress
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# ? Jul 6, 2017 02:38 |
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Pick posted:this lazy gently caress In your case it's adopt that worthless broken gently caress.
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# ? Jul 6, 2017 02:39 |
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j/k that fuckhead is unsalvageable
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# ? Jul 6, 2017 02:39 |
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I woke up from anaesthsia and the nurses loved me because apparently I said they were all great and deserved big raises
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# ? Jul 6, 2017 02:41 |
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Awwwwww
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# ? Jul 6, 2017 02:43 |
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My (30f) twin (30f) is staying at my house while Grandma is visiting, I think husband (28m) (6 years) is going to lose his poo pooquote:So, my twin has a history of boundary-defying behavior that I've previously related on this sub. I've only recently understood the behavior isn't acceptable. She's up from school this weekend because we have a family reunion this weekend, and she's asked to stay with my husband and me for four days while our grandmother stays in her room at our parent's house. The original post OP mentioned is deleted, but these comments give you the gist of it: quote:[–][deleted] 109 points 2 months ago*
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# ? Jul 6, 2017 02:54 |
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whoa, a broken clock really is right twice a day
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# ? Jul 6, 2017 02:57 |
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I would watch a sitcom of twins who didn't like each other, like seething, comedic hatred of each other.
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# ? Jul 6, 2017 02:59 |
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Zahgaegun posted:I would watch a sitcom of conjoined twins who didn't like each other, like seething, comedic hatred of each other.
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# ? Jul 6, 2017 03:18 |
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Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:I would watch a sitcom of conjoined twins who didn't like each other, like seething, comedic hatred of each other. The constant subtext of having to watch the other have sex with someone they dislike would be a well that never runs out.
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# ? Jul 6, 2017 03:22 |
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Zahgaegun posted:The constant subtext of having to watch the other have sex with someone they dislike would be a well that never runs out. Are we talking shared genitalia here or are they separate? Need to have it settled before the pitch to the Netflix executives.
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# ? Jul 6, 2017 03:26 |
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Pick posted:I woke up from anaesthsia and the nurses loved me because apparently I said they were all great and deserved big raises Friggin lol.
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# ? Jul 6, 2017 03:28 |
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Zil posted:Are we talking shared genitalia here or are they separate? Need to have it settled before the pitch to the Netflix executives. What if we didn't answer that question and everyone just acts as if it's a known thing. I bet we could get a few seasons from that, with fan theories and people taking sides.
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# ? Jul 6, 2017 03:28 |
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I think this was a plot on Glee to be honest.
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# ? Jul 6, 2017 03:39 |
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Captain Yossarian posted:and now in hindsight I should go back and ask her out The nurse or the robot?
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# ? Jul 6, 2017 03:44 |
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Read through the comments of the twins story, and maybe OP should have mentioned this earlier:quote:I'd agree with you more if the "bit of a mess" part wasn't entirely involuntary on my part, thanks very much. I honestly don't like going through life like a fish out of water, and I'm tired of people telling me "well, you just need to try a bit harder".
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# ? Jul 6, 2017 04:00 |
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Bogan King posted:Wink at her as she arrives, this is your ticket to bone town buddy. Hell yeah man
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# ? Jul 6, 2017 04:02 |
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Zahgaegun posted:I would watch a sitcom of twins who didn't like each other, like seething, comedic hatred of each other. This is the plot of Catdog
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# ? Jul 6, 2017 04:07 |
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Chill Nazi Frog posted:This is the plot of Catdog Cat dog was the death rattle of the glory days of NickToons
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# ? Jul 6, 2017 04:10 |
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I was going to bold the most insane parts, but uhh.. Stockholm Syndrome-like relationship with [52]m and [26]f quote:Hi Reddit - Longtime lurker, created a name solely to ask for your advice. quote:Update: Thank you very, very much to everyone who has posted opinions, advice, and encouragement. I truly appreciate it. I'm really sorry to take so long to answer. He got up after I wrote this and all day yesterday he has been reading over my shoulder the things I write on the computer, so, obviously, to have this in sight would have created an enormous issue.
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# ? Jul 6, 2017 04:57 |
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You gotta admit, "Flee after your boyfriend gets passed-out-drunk as a response to you wanting to leave" is a novel strategy. Or it would be if she actually, you know, left. [Update] Stockholm Syndrome-like relationship with [52]m and [26]f quote:First and foremost, a hearty "THANK YOU" to everyone who responded to me. There was a kindness displayed in the previous thread that I haven't experienced in a truly long time ... I can't even begin to share how much gratitude I feel, or how moved I am. Thank you all for your deep concerns.. I felt so alone before, and it feels amazing to know that there ARE people out there that DO care - even though none of you have ever met me. I appreciate it!
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# ? Jul 6, 2017 05:05 |
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I'm not reading that poo poo.
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# ? Jul 6, 2017 05:08 |
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Haifisch posted:You gotta admit, "Flee after your boyfriend gets passed-out-drunk as a response to you wanting to leave" is a novel strategy. Or it would be if she actually, you know, left. Lol this is like, right-out-of-a-textbook abuser behavior, especially the unspoken stipulation that she doesn't get to leave. Legit thought she was going to be murdered there for a while. There's still time (to get murdered)!
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# ? Jul 6, 2017 05:19 |
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Viva Miriya posted:I'm not reading that poo poo. TLDR: he promises to go to counselling and get a parakeet (maybe).
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# ? Jul 6, 2017 05:19 |
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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:TLDR: he promises to go to counselling and get a parakeet (maybe). lol like that'll magically make things better. Counseling takes time but in the meantime lol have a birb.
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