Field Mousepad posted:

Seems fishy to me. Why would he not be able to edit his post?

I want to believe.

fool_of_sound posted:

You can't edit your posts in E/N

fool_of_sound posted:

You can't edit your posts in E/N

Garrand posted:

couldn't, it's since been lifted.

E/N is an amazing source of people posting their horrible thoughts / actions and others were getting tired of them making a thread only to edit out all the admissions of awful things / broken brained poo poo (aka The Good Stuff) so for a while editing in it's entirety was removed. I guess in the end that just proved annoying.

thecluckmeme posted:

It was actually because some doxx stuff got posted there back when that shitstorm was in full swing

Choco1980 posted:

Didn't we literally have this exact same conversation, beat for beat, in the SA Saga thread?

Turtlicious posted:

Yeah, this was the weirdest sense of deja vu.

Palpek posted:

Disagreed, goons wanting to exchange some rear end in a top hat's photos haven't posted yet.

Linguica posted:

seriously that article suggests some sort of profound neurosis on his part. imagine drinking the neoliberal technocratic kool aid so hard that you believe you actually enjoy the prospect of buying a new and slightly improved expensive gizmo every year forever

Linguica posted:

I have no retirement savings and I don't know the names of any of my neighbors but did you see the Nexus 27 will let you seamlessly take augmented reality airborne selfies from the surveillance DroneNet whirring above our heads

Linguica posted:

a soylent scented tear rolled down his cheek. he had won the war against himself. he loved standing up and shouting McDonald's

Powaqoatse posted:

fool_of_sound posted:

You can't edit your posts in E/N

Heath posted:

Gentle Pete is a treasure

Heath posted:

Yes, but I want to believe he's off shitposting in some unknown frontier of the internet still

cda posted:

Sexy Woman Realtor: So, what do you think? 4 bedrooms, 3 and a half baths, hardwood floors throughout, newly furnished... All for under 100K

Me: What, is it some kind of murder house?

Sexy Woman Realtor: *tossing hair back in a way that could be alluring or maybe her hair was just in her face* No, not at all.

Me: I love you so much for finding me this house.

Sexy Woman Realtor: *slight pause* Thanks. That's very nice of you to say.

Me: ... And there's nothing wrong with it? Why's it so cheap?

SWR: _{it's in the Friend Zone.}

Me: I KNEW it! Why didn't you just tell me?

SWR: Look at how you're acting! That's why I didn't tell you.

Splatmaster posted:

Top Secret Interrogation Center

In a darkly lit questioning cell lies a lone figure strapped to a stainless steel gurney. Various implements of torture lie strewn about, some glistening with blood. An empty journal lies open on a table near the prisoner. Outside the room a conversation is taking place between the interrogator and his superior...

"I've tried everything. Injections of mindbreaking drugs, physical torture, mental torture, I even played some of the worst products to spew out of modern pop culture music for hours on end while the target was on LSD. This guy's unbreakable..."

The director sighed. There was only one thing left, then... He locked eyes with his subordinant while putting his right hand into his pocket, fishing about for something within. The interrogator realized what his boss was about to do.

"Isn't that cheating??? he asked incredulously.

His supervisor didn't seem to have heard. If he did, it wasn't registering in his actions. He turned to the door leading to the cell, reached for the doorknob and turned it while fishing out the object from his pocket. As he entered the room, he handed the prisoner a copper 1 cent coin. "Penny for your thoughts?" he said politely. It would be all over soon, it was the rules. His agency would momentarily have all the information they needed. The prisoner had after all been apprehended when someone threw a 10 cent coin at his feet, stopping him on a dime...

Rollersnake posted:

Am I misreading, or do people actually think that gentle pete post was unintentional? I mean, it's hilarious, but some of you are worrying me slightly.

Lovely Joe Stalin posted:

Oh please won't someone protect me from those people with smoke inhalation and crispy relatives.

Lovely Joe Stalin posted:

loving immigrants, coming round here and taking my horrific fiery death.

communism bitch posted:

A good white british family could've burned alive in that towering inferno, but oh no, the bleeding heart diversity officers had to move a bunch of loving immigrants in instead.

iospace posted:

Someone put washer fluid where oil should be.

Darchangel posted:

How do you not recognize your own ignorance enough to just dump a fluid into whatever orifice is handy?

Colostomy Bag posted:

In my defense I got a son and daughter out of that move.

After that I figured things out.

Jestery posted:

Sagebrush posted:

comrade, when this baby hits eighty-eight meters per minute you're going to see some serious сука блять

sneakyfrog posted:

bitch? bitchfuck?

general anime posted:

If my HEROIN is too loud youre too OLD

Crime on a Dime posted:

Laserjet 4P posted:

A video of a print-out of a screenshot of a Facebook post
(which I screencapped).

Every day we stray further from G-d's light.

El Laucha posted:

eighty-eight meters per minute

But Rocks Hurt Head posted:

One of my female friends in high school was dating a guy one year older. Our senior year was his first year of college and he very quickly discovered that he was gay. Which, fine, but he spent like a month trying to hang on to their relationship, telling her that he still wanted to try to make it work, etc. The last conversation they had was him telling her he still loved her and wanted to be with her, and her simply replying 'But you're gay, Leroy' and that was that

Ride The Gravitron posted:

Machai posted:

at least he has chicken