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Samurai Sanders: Nov 4, 2003; Pillbug

MaxxBot posted:

Make the tweets you fat bitch

He's in a really different time zone right now so wouldn't his tweeting schedule be different?

edit: At first I was gonna say "Maybe he's too busy to tweet given he's deciding our future at a conference with the most powerful people in the world" but no, if something's gonna change his tweeting it's going to be the time zone.

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Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

he also needs to be watching cable news for hours and hours to make some great tweets and he prob doesn't have the time

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MaxxBot: Oct 6, 2003; you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

Samurai Sanders posted:

He's in a really different time zone right now so wouldn't his tweeting schedule be different?

edit: At first I was gonna say "Maybe he's too busy to tweet given he's deciding our future at a conference with the most powerful people in the world" but no, if something's gonna change his tweeting it's going to be the time zone.

He was tweeting around this time 24 hours ago but who knows what his schedule today is like.

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Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Trump took a tweet break when he was getting the sword dance treatment and getting cucked by the pope so we might not get the good stuff

then again that was eighteen years ago

# ? Jul 8, 2017 09:22

MaxxBot: Oct 6, 2003; you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

He had some pretty good tweets yesterday, hopefully there's more.

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/883218784663818241
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/883229270943911936
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/883230130885324802

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ScrubLeague: Feb 11, 2007; Nap Ghost

Dolash posted:

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Sheng-Ji Yang: Mar 5, 2014

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we need an 88 and 420 in title too

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baw: Nov 5, 2008; RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY

Dolash posted:

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MaxxBot: Oct 6, 2003; you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

I'm a cuckold for the Zuckold!

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galenanorth: May 19, 2016

https://i.imgur.com/OOWT5qC.mp4

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MaxxBot: Oct 6, 2003; you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

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# ? Jul 8, 2017 09:51

Bear Retrieval Unit: Nov 5, 2009; Mudslide Experiment

galenanorth posted:

http://www.cnn.com/2017/07/07/politics/space-corps-bill-trnd/index.html

If the spacesuit they'll be wearing is the Z series,

I can imagine their marketing campaign to convince 5 year olds that killing people is cool because Donald Trump told you it's all right going well

Pixar's gonna sue someone.

# ? Jul 8, 2017 09:53

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

MaxxBot posted:

He had some pretty good tweets yesterday, hopefully there's more.

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/883218784663818241
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/883229270943911936
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/883230130885324802

who cares? apparently you do trump :smug:

# ? Jul 8, 2017 09:56

deadgoon: Dec 4, 2014; by FactsAreUseless

MaxxBot posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/883218784663818241

i got a question about this one

presumably, the haters didn't write the great reviews -- otherwise they wouldn't be haters

so, in what way did they contribute to them that warranted thanks?

# ? Jul 8, 2017 10:04

FAUXTON: Jun 2, 2005; spero che tu stia bene

deadgoon posted:

i got a question about this one

presumably, the haters didn't write the great reviews -- otherwise they wouldn't be haters

so, in what way did they contribute to them that warranted thanks?

he doesn't know because he's goddamn illiterate

https://twitter.com/KETV/status/883592760426725376

lol

# ? Jul 8, 2017 10:07

theflyingexecutive: Apr 22, 2007

deadgoon posted:

i got a question about this one

presumably, the haters didn't write the great reviews -- otherwise they wouldn't be haters

so, in what way did they contribute to them that warranted thanks?

no he's saying even the people who normally hate (CNN) are slobbing his knob over this speech, which is true

# ? Jul 8, 2017 10:29

punchymcpunch: Oct 14, 2012

id like to thank all the little people who made this possible: the losers, the haters, born hosed up, fake fans

# ? Jul 8, 2017 10:40

The Muppets On PCP: Nov 13, 2016; by Fluffdaddy

galenanorth posted:

https://i.imgur.com/OOWT5qC.mp4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17t4bSaMvl4

# ? Jul 8, 2017 10:40

MaxxBot: Oct 6, 2003; you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

Tortoise slow, just like Jeb!

https://twitter.com/SteveKingIA/status/883625036115881984

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RealityWarCriminal: Aug 10, 2016

trum

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Phobophilia: Apr 26, 2008; by Hand Knit

MaxxBot posted:

I'm a cuckold for the Zuckold!

im zuccboi

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MaxxBot: Oct 6, 2003; you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

Low-energy JEB! tweet

https://twitter.com/JebBush/status/883633548602769408

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Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

i don;'t think i'll ever get tired of this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHi3Q4kuShw

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Homeless Friend: Jul 16, 2007

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lorn Wayne: Jan 7, 2006

MaxxBot posted:

Tortoise slow, just like Jeb!

https://twitter.com/SteveKingIA/status/883625036115881984

my cat herding tortoise is getting kinda old *sighs anime-ishly*

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lorn Wayne: Jan 7, 2006

Reality Winner posted:

trum

you missed the p

the pee makes the trump you stUPID FUCKSHGIAAHGPA

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FabioClone: Oct 3, 2004; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

The 9/11 terrorists caused untold suffering, but it's their lack professionalism as airline pilots that really drove the country mad.

# ? Jul 8, 2017 11:41

Grizzled Patriarch: Mar 27, 2014; These dentures won't stop me from tearing out jugulars in Thunderdome.

Samurai Sanders posted:

For me the Home Alone 2 pushed the cartoony slapstick injuries + human actors things beyond the limit and I started thinking that those thieves actually had irreparable brain damage from being hit by bricks and stuff and it became pretty morbid.

there is an article somewhere where a doctor breaks down some of the home alone pranks and he's talking about how they'd have blowout fractures that would destroy their entire face and poo poo lol

fake edit: found it http://theweek.com/articles/469307/diagnosing-home-alone-burglars-injuries-professional-weighs

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jBrereton: May 30, 2013; Grimey Drawer

Samurai Sanders posted:

For me the Home Alone 2 pushed the cartoony slapstick injuries + human actors things beyond the limit and I started thinking that those thieves actually had irreparable brain damage from being hit by bricks and stuff and it became pretty morbid.

this

# ? Jul 8, 2017 11:45

Samurai Sanders: Nov 4, 2003; Pillbug

Grizzled Patriarch posted:

there is an article somewhere where a doctor breaks down some of the home alone pranks and he's talking about how they'd have blowout fractures that would destroy their entire face and poo poo lol

fake edit: found it http://theweek.com/articles/469307/diagnosing-home-alone-burglars-injuries-professional-weighs

The best is the description of how the blowtorch thing would literally burn his skull and require a skull bone transplant...however you do that.

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Kurtofan: Feb 16, 2011; hon hon hon

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Michael Bayleaf: Jun 4, 2006; Tortured By Flan

As an American hating leftist, the wise, powerful words of Trump fill me with anger and fear!

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Kurtofan: Feb 16, 2011; hon hon hon

Grizzled Patriarch posted:

there is an article somewhere where a doctor breaks down some of the home alone pranks and he's talking about how they'd have blowout fractures that would destroy their entire face and poo poo lol

fake edit: found it http://theweek.com/articles/469307/diagnosing-home-alone-burglars-injuries-professional-weighs

http://theweek.com/articles/441502/diagnosing-die-hards-craziest-injuries-professional-weighs

quote:

Based on the injuries McClane would likely receive during the events of Die Hard, I feel it is doubtful that he would wave away the ambulance, hop in a limousine with Holly, and ride home in the film's final scene. Months of intensive hospital recovery are more likely. By the time McClane meets the Dulles International Airport terrorists in Die Hard 2, he would likely be dependent on a motorized wheelchair and home nursing care, with limited (at best) use of his arms. I would watch that movie.

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