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RIP Syndrome
Feb 24, 2016

ed



for ebay sniping

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Evil_Greven
Feb 20, 2007

Whadda I got to,
whadda I got to do
to wake ya up?

To shake ya up,
to break the structure up!?

Bethamphetamine posted:

Ballistic knives and throwing stars are illegal in a lot of US states, but curiously in most of those same states you can purchase an assault rifle like it's a bag of doritos.

They finally made switchblades legal in Oklahoma well after they allowed open carry and concealed carry.

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



D1E posted:

They need to make a tactical tampon that you can pull out and use as a weapon.


always comes back to snow crash

Ramadu
Aug 25, 2004

2015 NFL MVP


trump

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
dang we got some good tweets this morning

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



petit choux posted:

Just for Nostalgia's sake, this has always been one of my favorite lines of any Cyberpunk novel

same i think ive done like three direct parodies of that ITT cos it's one of my most vivid gibson memories

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

D1E posted:

They need to make a tactical tampon that you can pull out and use as a weapon.

I guess a tactical maxi-pad too for Bethamphetamine.

there actually is a patent for a thing a woman can insert in her vagina that has a syringe in it so if a guy tries to rape her it injects him in the dick with a sedative

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012




The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

ElPez posted:

ed



for ebay sniping

those are some of the least obnoxious useless ram heat cover thingies

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



i like the inside of my pc to mirror the inside of my stomach - lots of neon tubes and inflammation

RIP Syndrome
Feb 24, 2016

The Muppets On PCP posted:

those are some of the least obnoxious useless ram heat cover thingies

cheap too, but you have to sharpen them yourself

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

Guy Goodbody posted:

there actually is a patent for a thing a woman can insert in her vagina that has a syringe in it so if a guy tries to rape her it injects him in the dick with a sedative

Well I hope Stevenson sues their pants off then

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Guy Goodbody posted:

there actually is a patent for a thing a woman can insert in her vagina that has a syringe in it so if a guy tries to rape her it injects him in the dick with a sedative

for once, the fruiit is too low hanging for even me

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde
Lol this is some North Korea poo poo

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/884033889613828096

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

punchymcpunch posted:

i like the inside of my pc to mirror the inside of my stomach - lots of neon tubes and inflammation

both of mine are a jumbled nest of wires and a half inch thick layer of cheeto dust

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

Yinlock posted:

for once, the fruiit is too low hanging for even me

Only when it's warm out really

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

Yinlock posted:

for once, the fruiit is too low hanging for even me

That's okay, I got this


TRUUUUUUMMMMPPP

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012




hello this is donald i need the absolute shittiest propoganda video you can make thank you

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



i need something a 17th century peasant who had never seen moving pictures before would still laugh at

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

punchymcpunch posted:

hello this is donald i need the absolute shittiest propoganda video you can make thank you

lol that you dont understand the trump aesthetic.

Harry Potter on Ice
Nov 4, 2006


IF IM NOT BITCHING ABOUT HOW SHITTY MY LIFE IS, REPORT ME FOR MY ACCOUNT HAS BEEN HIJACKED

next year is going to be worse

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


Baloogan posted:

lol that you dont understand the trump aesthetic.

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
its intentionally simple and something almost any slightly tech savvy american could make

its made so trumpers can smile and think "my president is on my level"

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme

Guy Goodbody posted:

there actually is a patent for a thing a woman can insert in her vagina that has a syringe in it so if a guy tries to rape her it injects him in the dick with a sedative

isn't that from snow crash

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

punchymcpunch posted:

i need something a 17th century peasant who had never seen moving pictures before would still laugh at

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Baloogan posted:

lol that you dont understand the trump a e s t h e t i c .

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Baloogan posted:

lol that you dont understand the trump aesthetic.

what's to understand

it's just people saying his name over and over

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Baloogan posted:

its intentionally simple and something almost any slightly tech savvy american could make

its made so trumpers can smile and think "my president is on my level"


punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Yinlock posted:

what's to understand

it's just people saying his name over and over


Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
that propaganda video is honest. its like something your niece would whip together from a photo album after a wedding

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Bethamphetamine posted:

Ballistic knives and throwing stars are illegal in a lot of US states, but curiously in most of those same states you can purchase an assault rifle like it's a bag of doritos.

lol seriously?

what's even the logic

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Concerned Citizen posted:

isn't that from snow crash

I never read that

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Concerned Citizen posted:

isn't that from snow crash

yep

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Guy Goodbody posted:

I never read that

it was great when i was a teenager buty unfortunatly litterally everything in it exists irl now so itd be pretty lame i think

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Kurtofan posted:

lol seriously?

what's even the logic

knives, ninja stars, crossbows are ~silent~ assassination weapons whereas guns are for wholesom pursuits

KidVanguard
Jan 27, 2006

American Diaper

Kurtofan posted:

lol seriously?

what's even the logic

knives are cheaper therefore black people can afford them

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



edged weaspons are used by ~foreigners~

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Kurtofan posted:

lol seriously?

what's even the logic

aint no national knife association

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

a helpful bear posted:

Lol this is some North Korea poo poo

https://twitter.com/wyatt_privilege/status/884041240337162242

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BUSH 2112
Sep 17, 2012

I lie awake, staring out at the bleakness of Megadon.

Kurtofan posted:

lol seriously?

what's even the logic

texas literally just the other day approved open carry for knives/swords. you could carry an ar15 into taco bell to prove how totally not-emasculated you are, but a fixed-blade knife was a bridge too far. problem solved now, though

using a knife in a fight is legit 100% idiotic tho

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