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Baller Ina
Oct 21, 2010

:whattheeucharist:

aiken lookin real plastic nowadays

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Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
i apologize deeply for bringing up children and this derail

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/884936875265454080

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

GobiasIndustries posted:

Can't even ask about ape eating habits without turdfuzz getting all upset, smdh


Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
goddamn it turdfuzz

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
naoooooo

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Montasque posted:

We used to be proud hunters and gathers; strong, agile, able hunters.

Now we post on the internet about piss pig Donnie and his retarded son.

We were once wolves, now we are pugs.

finally

someone else who agrees that agricultural society was a mistake

went from drawing dicks and horses in caves to reading dead leaves with scribbles on them in pursuit of science and reason

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

same

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

Yinlock posted:

he needs a safe space, for monkey business

:dap:

Pelican Dunderhead
Jun 16, 2010

Ah! Hello Ershin!
Pillbug

me

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

Business Gorillas posted:

Death crew saw the fun we were having and decided to rain on the parade

sorry, I was busy talking to my girlfriend about demons and death

little busy, gosh

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

radical meme posted:

Shouldn't he just shut the gently caress up right about now?

he's getting some great advice from carter page

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/pete_schultz/status/884960389062119430

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Weeping Wound posted:

sorry, I was busy talking to my girlfriend about demons and death

little busy, gosh

Death crew doesnt have girlfriends

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


zegermans posted:

Make this baby go the gently caress to sleep

do not shake the baby

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

Lastgirl posted:

went from drawing dicks and horses in caves

shitposting used to take more effort

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

Business Gorillas posted:

Death crew doesnt have girlfriends

they're queer as hell and have as many partners as possible

think outside the box, cis-loser :twisted:

JosefStalinator
Oct 9, 2007

Come Tbilisi if you want to live.




Grimey Drawer

Business Gorillas posted:

Death crew doesnt have girlfriends

ya cuz we are wedded to santa muerte

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

im assuming he's talking about hannity

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
don jr should really stop talking. hes so ugly. like an anus got tangled up in some steel wool

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

pretty sure what were seeing here is a monkey going nuts due to living in a loving fish tank

prisoners who are flipping out do this poo poo with their poo poo also

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
Louise Mensch seems to be under the impression that Reince Preibus attempted to flee the country tonight???

zakkro
May 29, 2015


https://twitter.com/natefernald/status/884613581031034882

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Agrajag posted:

pretty sure what were seeing here is a monkey going nuts due to living in a loving fish tank

prisoners who are flipping out do this poo poo with their poo poo also

See also the swaying behaviour captive elephants exhibit, sometimes right before they loving lose it and kill everyone nearby

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
Who would have thought that the two adult male descendants of Fat Sack Of Ugly poo poo Donald John Trump would not be physically attractive

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

Agrajag posted:

pretty sure what were seeing here is a monkey going nuts due to living in a loving fish tank

prisoners who are flipping out do this poo poo with their poo poo also

but enough about trump!!! ahahah1! thread relevant!!! holy gently caress!!

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

SKULL.GIF posted:

bleached isn't dead

yet

we're sure as poo poo not going to make the changes that would let it recover

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

ScrubLeague posted:

Who would have thought that the two adult male descendants of Fat Sack Of Ugly poo poo Donald John Trump would not be physically attractive

ill have you know money is extremely physically attractive

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Agrajag posted:

this is fake right?

new thread title plz

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

Inspector Hound posted:

See also the swaying behaviour captive elephants exhibit, sometimes right before they loving lose it and kill everyone nearby

Turdfuzz posted:

but enough about trump!!! ahahah1! thread relevant!!! holy gently caress!!

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat
My wife and I want to have kids at some point but I agree with too much of the "Earth is hosed" crew to rush into it. Plus my wife finally got out of grad school/postdoc hell and probably wants to spend a couple years building the career she's wanted since like 2015.

triple sulk posted:

what deck is it

i just moved and im gonna try to go play at one of the local places on friday

This, basically GWb beatdown with Eldritch Evolution to get powerful creatures into play and get value out of poo poo like Finks and Voice, or mana dorks that have outlived their usefulness. No idea if it's any good but I saw a couple lists in this vein place well on MTGO and realized I could build them for like $20 :lol: Got Modern FNM this week and I'm gonna test it in between rounds.

triple sulk posted:

might build jeskai or dredge or something next. i rly need a set of snapcaster mages before they all go up more in value.

Build Dredge because I think people have forgotten about it in the current meta and are soft on GY hate. I'm not convinced that UWx decks are there yet but get the Snaps anyway because they are hilariously useful.

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

C-Euro posted:

My wife and I want to have kids at some point but I agree with too much of the "Earth is hosed" crew to rush into it. Plus my wife finally got out of grad school/postdoc hell and probably wants to spend a couple years building the career she's wanted since like 2015.


This, basically GWb beatdown with Eldritch Evolution to get powerful creatures into play and get value out of poo poo like Finks and Voice, or mana dorks that have outlived their usefulness. No idea if it's any good but I saw a couple lists in this vein place well on MTGO and realized I could build them for like $20 :lol: Got Modern FNM this week and I'm gonna test it in between rounds.


Build Dredge because I think people have forgotten about it in the current meta and are soft on GY hate. I'm not convinced that UWx decks are there yet but get the Snaps anyway because they are hilariously useful.

yeah sure lets build up that career and throw it all out he window by having a baby

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007

Regular Nintendo posted:

is there a way to play tribes 1 in 2017

god drat i wish

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde
jersus christ stephen colbert just got andy serkis to read trump tweets as smeagol/gollum and its perfect

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Mayor Dave posted:

we're sure as poo poo not going to make the changes that would let it recover

miraculous geoengineering is probably our hope at this point

honestly if we would just say "gently caress you" to the screeching hippies and the paranoid capitalists and just build mass nuclear plants we would have sufficient energy to just brute force the fixes to climate change

anyway it's seeming like we'll be able to actually engineer our way through most of the disaster but not without significant losses to biodiversity and huge gashes into the global population and stability

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

crazy cloud posted:

this is what innocent people do right

ad hominems are the tools of the winner

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
wait if trump didnt decide who got fired then that sotry about him refusing to fire the funny fat guy isnt true. tha twas my favorite theory about why he kept christie around

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
Turdfuzz's gif game is lacking

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

shitposting used to take more effort

deathcrew's first shitpost



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HycoCam
Jul 14, 2016

You should have backed Transverse!

Burn Zone posted:

Nah I enjoy vacations, smoking hella weed, and sleeping in.

Hold on a second! That is problem with parenting--I never read any of the books people told me to. I had no idea I was supposed to stop doing that stuff... Probably too late to give it up now....

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