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Haifisch posted:Oh, turns out she posted it on reddit too. The comments are tearing her apart. hahahahahahahahahaha
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MF_James posted:Glad you quoted this or I would have missed it, Mirthless posted a good thing, what the gently caress, should I unblock him?!? I think Mirthless has been pretty solidly great in this thread since his return.
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ArbitraryC posted:Aside from this being generally awesome and absolutely the correct response to someone trying to ask you to open your relationship. I googled it to find the comments and it turns out not only was the OP deleted (which I had assumed from the screenshot) but someone actually went through and deleted all the comments in what had been a pretty popular thread. It's still there. Not sure whether I'm allowed to direct link tbh, but the last post 2 pages ago has her username.
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MF_James posted:Glad you quoted this or I would have missed it, Mirthless posted a good thing, what the gently caress, should I unblock him?!? I added the bolding and /r/relationships: for emphasis, but really, it stands on its own.
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Sarcophallus posted:It's still there. Not sure whether I'm allowed to direct link tbh, but the last post 2 pages ago has her username. That's a different poly story, one I was talking about was just the screenshot. You can still find some posts by the Op but the thread/comments in the thread are deleted.
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Mirthless posted:If there's one thing I've learned from this thread, it's that the definition of what is and isn't acceptable in a poly relationship is set by the person who pressured their partner into the poly relationship
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Adam Vegas posted:I think Mirthless has been pretty solidly great in this thread since his return. the first two months I was posting in this thread last year I was working through a psychotic episode which may have had an effect on my posting quality, in hindsight buy a test kit before you take drugs you bought off the internet, kids
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Mirthless posted:the first two months I was posting in this thread last year I was working through a psychotic episode which may have had an effect on my posting quality, in hindsight honestly this has been me for the last 13 years
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Mirthless posted:the first two months I was posting in this thread last year I was working through a psychotic episode which may have had an effect on my posting quality, in hindsight I recommend not buying RCs off the internet anymore friend, shaking the dice with your life/sanity is a bad thing.
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my 5th grade teacher told us if u need drugs to have a good time you must not be a very interesting person
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MF_James posted:I recommend not buying RCs off the internet anymore friend, shaking the dice with your life/sanity is a bad thing. If it had actually been what was on the label I wouldn't have been in so much trouble I get along fine with MDMA, but 5-MAPB is another story It was a hard and uncomfortable lesson to learn edit: vvv yep Mirthless fucked around with this message at 19:27 on Jul 13, 2017 |
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dumbass
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# ? Jul 13, 2017 19:25 |
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Captain Awkward is a lady. She has good responses for non-romantic boundary setting/social interaction stuff, but there was at least one other poly-related post a few weeks ago where I found the submitter to be pretty infuriating.
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# ? Jul 13, 2017 19:28 |
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Clark Nova posted:Captain Awkward is a lady. She has good responses for non-romantic boundary setting/social interaction stuff, but there was at least one other poly-related post a few weeks ago where I found the submitter to be pretty infuriating.
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So I'm going on my first date in ~8 years in a week and do you goons have any good ideas/ etiquette on getting a second date? So far I'm planning to split checks/ cover tips at restaurants and stay quiet during movies.
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waggles posted:So I'm going on my first date in ~8 years in a week and do you goons have any good ideas/ etiquette on getting a second date? So far I'm planning to split checks/ cover tips at restaurants and stay quiet during movies. Tell them you want to marry them immediately, but they have to be ok with it being an open marriage because anything else is abusive.
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Adam Vegas posted:I think Mirthless has been pretty solidly great in this thread since his return. Let's not encourage him please
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waggles posted:So I'm going on my first date in ~8 years in a week and do you goons have any good ideas/ etiquette on getting a second date? So far I'm planning to split checks/ cover tips at restaurants and stay quiet during movies. tell her you've prepped the bull ahead of time
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Found it, but in hindsight it wasn't very interesting, so instead have the story of Jerry Sizzler and Jerry Sizzler: quote:#933: “Should two bisexual, polyamorous sisters date the same guy?”
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waggles posted:So I'm going on my first date in ~8 years in a week and do you goons have any good ideas/ etiquette on getting a second date? So far I'm planning to split checks/ cover tips at restaurants and stay quiet during movies. I am skeptical but I will realpost on this request for advice in the relationship trainwreck thread: If you're a dude I say be "old fashioned" and offer to pay, especially if you did the asking out, but don't push back if she counters with Dutch to show that you're not an inflexible regressive monster who hates feminism and is trying to oblige her to anything after the date. The traditional dinner and a movie is fine, but be super engaged during dinner and ask a lot of questions, keep the conversation flowing with light "getting to know you" stuff, have some fun anecdotes lined up that make you seem interesting and funny and not creepy that you can steer the conversation for, and probe for any of hers with open-ended questions. Have a plan for something casual you can do after the movie to keep talking and hanging out if things are going well. A coffee shop, a walk under the stars, whatever. At the end of it let her know what a great time you had and how much you'd like to see her again (assuming this is sincerely the case). Her level of enthusiasm in response is a good litmus for whether you should try to place your lips against her lips and apply pressure, or simply end it with a more chaste hug. I am playing the odds and assuming you are a male goon dating a human female, please accept my painful crucifixion in advance for any gender/heteronormativity in the above post.
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You should divert your date plans abruptly to attend a family gathering, so your extended family can grill the person you're dating about their intentions It's important to make the first date as terrible and awkward as possible so all future dates will be amazing by comparison. If you don't make it to date two, it wasn't meant to be!
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waggles posted:So I'm going on my first date in ~8 years in a week and do you goons have any good ideas/ etiquette on getting a second date? So far I'm planning to split checks/ cover tips at restaurants and stay quiet during movies. Tonguefuck their throat after ambushing them from behind when they go to the restroom. Then choke them for a little bit while staring coldly into their eyes. It shows you're playful and spontaneous, but that you have a serious side as well. Works for men or women. By demonstrating that you're the complete package, you're sure to get a second date.
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I'm the girl in the date, and I already texted him that marriage is smelling each other's farts in the morning. I just don't want to seem like a nut job but I also don't quite know what to expect. *What's funny is that we're around the same height (me 5'2 and him 5'4) and probably the same weight too.
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glitbl pick hmu
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waggles posted:I'm the girl in the date, and I already texted him that marriage is smelling each other's farts in the morning. I just don't want to seem like a nut job but I also don't quite know what to expect. Wreck that dude. Just try to get over the jitters and talk about each other's interests or hobbies more than work or aspirations, if you can.Remember that he's probably a mess of nerves, as well. Then slip your finger into his butthole when he goes in for a goodnight kiss.
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Clark Nova posted:Found it, but in hindsight it wasn't very interesting, so instead have the story of Jerry Sizzler and Jerry Sizzler: Is "Charismatic Christian" code for Jesus cult?
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Beachcomber posted:Is "Charismatic Christian" code for Jesus cult? From a layman perspective, that is an incredibly safe position to hold.
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Also, the day before I'm going to be under to get a tooth removed, will I still be loop afterwards? The tooth removal will give me an excuse to go to Sweet Frogs.
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waggles posted:Also, the day before I'm going to be under to get a tooth removed, will I still be loop afterwards? The tooth removal will give me an excuse to go to Sweet Frogs. If you're high on painkillers youre gonna be a date hell never forget.
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It's not quite Branch Davidian Compound level poo poo but it is pretty far out there. If you're insinuating those sisters were abused, the answer is "probably" not "definitely."
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waggles posted:Also, the day before I'm going to be under to get a tooth removed, will I still be loop afterwards? The tooth removal will give me an excuse to go to Sweet Frogs. Oh dear. Well, you're likely to be very swollen in and a fair amount of pain still. You probably won't be able to talk much and you're very likely to just drool everywhere with zero warning. Also check your teeth periodically to make sure they're not covered in blood. Good luck, don't blow it!
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Barudak posted:If you're high on painkillers youre gonna be a date hell never forget. I'm not dating Satan dude, although that does sound like fun.
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For a palette cleanser keyword "frozen Yogurt" has delivered us a seemingly normal shy 20 year old. I [20 M] have a crush on a girl [~19 F] at my college who I've never talked to, how do I approach her?Dating quote:So there is a girl at my college who I remember from High School. I thought she was pretty back then but I never talked to her or anything (she was one grade below me so I didn't see her much, though once she showed up to the history club that I was an officer for). Anyway I had other crushes then and kind of forgot about her when I got to college, until I started seeing her around campus when she started here last year. I'm currently single (as always, I've never been on a date with a girl in my life) but I'm looking to find someone to date. I think this girl is pretty cute and would like to talk to her, but I have very little opportunity to do so because I have no classes with her, don't know her name or much of anything about her beyond what I can deduce from her appearance, and only occasionally see her in the dining hall, in the library, or walking around campus.
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Beachcomber posted:Is "Charismatic Christian" code for Jesus cult? Pvt.Scott posted:From a layman perspective, that is an incredibly safe position to hold. I live in the epicenter of the Charismatic movement atm and yeah jesus cult is basically it They are very big on prosperity gospel and biblical mysticism, also: megachurches The pastors out here think they have magical powers and their healing ability is why they deserve millions of your dollars One of the big ones out here had a billboard over I-44 for a couple of years that had a picture of their pastor with the tagline "HE IS A HEALING JESUS" because false prophets only count when they're not in the charismatic movement, lol edit:Here's the loving crook in question Oral Roberts' son, who is following closely in his father's footsteps when it comes to being a real exploitative piece of poo poo Mirthless fucked around with this message at 20:32 on Jul 13, 2017 |
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momcuck is such a relentless and beautiful self own I refuse to believe it is real
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# ? Jul 13, 2017 20:26 |
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Beachcomber posted:Is "Charismatic Christian" code for Jesus cult? I think it's probably something like "unitarian youth bible group lead by 30 y/o in a sweater playing a guitar"
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Sometimes ask a manager has a gem.quote:So I bit a coworker yesterday. Obviously, I’m mortified.
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they are the ones that speak in tongues, right?waggles posted:I'm the girl in the date, and I already texted him that marriage is smelling each other's farts in the morning. I just don't want to seem like a nut job but I also don't quite know what to expect. Sorry I got it twisted my dudette. Heck, I think in TYOOL 2017 I think my advice still applies generally if you're the ladydude- keep the conversation flowing, have some topics and anecdotes in mind. The fart thing to be honest is a great icebreaker and shows you're down to earth and approachable so hopefully that keeps things light and good. If you're into him, in the theater don't be afraid to initiate the snuggling. He'll probs appreciate not having to sweat whether he should pull the old "yawn and stretch" gag. And if after several months it ends up a trainwreck be sure to post it for thread content.
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ThePeavstenator posted:I think it's probably something like "unitarian youth bible group lead by 30 y/o in a sweater playing a guitar" ahahahahahahaha Pac-Manioc Root posted:they are the ones that speak in tongues, right? yes, usually, though they may be slightly less crazy than the average Pentecostal (or significantly more so!)
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ThePeavstenator posted:I think it's probably something like "unitarian youth bible group lead by 30 y/o in a sweater playing a guitar" Nah, most Charismatic churches have like 35,000 people in their congregation and a budget in the high seven figures They are a big movement, they are getting a lot bigger. I couldn't blame you for not knowing anything about it but I live in Tulsa and it is downright scary how many people fall under this bubble
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